Salem, MA is the worst tourist trap hellhole I've ever been to

Girlfriend dragged me to this god awful place earlier this week and it was a living nightmare.
Attention whoring social media selfie taking purple haired goth wannabe roasties everywhere. Gentrified liberal commies running every business. Shitty overpriced food. Romanticization of satanism and moronic new age bullshit everywhere. homeless people and drug addicts everywhere. homosexuals everywhere. Tryhard capitol of the world. Cringe tourists giving any frick at all about stupid shit like filming locations for that gay ass Hocus Pocus movie.
I hate everything this stupid ass place stands for and everyone who goes there. For real frick this place.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It really is awful

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Attention whoring social media selfie taking purple haired goth wannabe roasties everywhere. Gentrified liberal commies running every business. Shitty overpriced food. Romanticization of satanism and moronic new age bullshit everywhere. Homeless people and drug addicts everywhere. homosexuals everywhere.
    so it's the same as every other city in the west

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine going to a tourist trap and being mad you went to a tourist trap knowing it was a tourist trap. Salem is full of homosexuals, but you only added to the population

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it's bad.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine having a girlfriend. Is having sex with the same girl over and over really worth being dragged to gay places as you described and being pretty much forced to empty out your wallet on shit you don’t actually want to spend your money on or she fricks chad?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      As long as she is pleasant to be around and at least makes it believable that she enjoys your company, it's not the worst thing in the world.
      Like it or not you're simply fulfilling your gender role. She gives you pussy, you give her things.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been to Salem in mid-summer, when school was out. There was almost nobody around town, and while the stupid witch trials were definitely hyped to the limit, I found it to be quite an appealing New England city. If you hate holiday crowds but go to holiday destinations on holiday weekends, you are simply being a dumbass. Go up to Gloucester or Rockport.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Salem is pretty comfy outside of tourist season

      No it's not. The less people are there, the more you are targeted by beggars and annoying ghost tour scammers. The comfy coastal spots in that part of Mass in Spring and Summer are Ipswich and Salisbury Beach.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Salem is pretty comfy outside of tourist season

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    And yet instead of enjoying history and fun fantasy like halloween you b***h and moan while everyone else has fun. And your picture shows a bunch of normies and one dude in a costume who probably works there.

    Frick you are annoying

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >history
      most of the witch shit happened in danvers, and most of the historic buildings are there. the salem history is at least 40% made up. we went to the witch dungeon museum and they claimed and had dioramas of children and babies in torture cells lol
      the salem witch trials are basically the holohoax of fake tryhard lib atheists and santanists
      >fun and fantasy
      if your idea of that is shopping at stores selling the same shit you can get at marshall's around halloween at three times the price and "attractions" that cost $20 a person and are basically one room worth of absolute bullshit and boredom that takes >10 minutes to experience then i'm sure you'll have plenty of fun there

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You could make anywhere miserable

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          there are plenty of places i enjoy going, including touristy places. salem just isn't one of them and i'm sick of hearing from everyone how awesome it is. you have to literally be the moronic character from that adam sandler movie or a latte sucking 20/30-something female who loves hocus pocus to enjoy that town. or an actual gay who fantasizes getting raped in the ass by the baphomet.
          none of these people or the things they enjoy are fun. idgaf if i'm the debbie downer about this place, its one of the most insufferable havens for shitty people i've ever been in this country.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I went somewhere I knew I wouldn't be happy and I'm not happy about it

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    wow no way tell me more

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright do you like any places in MA? Or the Northeast in general?

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