share protips about traveling to and within serbia please
i will be in belgrade
share protips about traveling to and within serbia please. i will be in belgrade
share protips about traveling to and within serbia please
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share protips about traveling to and within serbia please
i will be in belgrade
lmao based retard serbs
they live in my area
same etymological origin as word serb
i will be in belgrade in city center
>Belgrade 1850 population
>Vienna 1650 population
Why are chuds?
Was thinking of heading there next month too. Anyone been to Kosovo either?
Get a card for BeoTaxi or Pink Taxi, always call a taxi
Is great you can get a "bus plus" card from a "trafika" which are the road side kiosks.
Go to a football game at either Partizan or RedStar stadium when either of those teams are playing. If it's not the season see basketball, its great the cheering and hooliganism is off the chain.
Is eurotrash and scam, attend at your own risk.
Go to a cafana, they are the best night life.
Kosovo is Serbia
wtf is cafana?
Pub or bar
a ok thx
najbolje kafane na sceni?
wtf is google? I literally came back to the thread after searching kafana + serbia.
Lol I traveled to Serbia and then took the bus to Pristina from Belgrade at exactly this time 2 years ago. You can go straight from Serbia to Kosovo, but if the rules are the same you'll have to go through Macedonia to get back into Serbia if that's what you want. Lemme know if you want more info on that
Just got back from Belgrade last week. You're in for a treat if you venture off the beaten path a bit.
There are great lounge bars on the river where you can swim and sip beers. There is also a ferry service that leaves near those bars to take you to this little island where you can swim and they sell bbq.
Don't be intimited by Serbian men. They look like fuckboys but are almost always super friendly when you actually talk to them--most people have good English.
Find a good traditional Serbian restaurant for lunch or weeknight dinner-a place that makes its own bread.Get the veal broth and pour red venegar in it for a starter. I miss it already.
Try all the meats, cheeses, and baked goods you see.
Serbia has by far the highest volume of beautiful women of any country ive been to by far. It is almost absurd--was hard to keep my jaw off the floor. I would asvise against mongering there though unless you meet a Serb who has good connects as the internet was pricey for poor service.
You will have much better luck chatting girls up at the bars as they are quite friendly but can also be flakey when it comes to follow-up.
I think there is a music festival in Novi Sad coming soon id advise hitting up--beautiful little town.
how to get internet in serbia? should i buy a card at airport to put it into my smartphone?
I pay roaming fee on my carrier which is 10/day bc im a richfag but most people buy a sim at airport or phone shop in town...then youll have a serbian number so you can sign up for the 'serbian uber.' Not sure how well it works becuase I never tested it but hailing cabs sucks esp at night.
Yeah, unique salads..lots of cheese in them. Serbian cheese really kicks ass actually. It has identity but isn't 'too much' like some euro cheeses
Air BnBs are up in price right now due to Ukraine etc. Mine was nice but had an undisclosed looong stair-walk up to it.
I would actually advise not staying right in the city center area as there are limited options. The area with the 'boulevard' actually has way more ammenities and you get more bang for your buck.
what amenities? also im an incel kissless virgin so i will not bang anyone probably, i didnt even bang anyone in thailand
Like pools, nicer rooms, easier to walk to shops etc.
I met this landlord guy who owned this hotel in that area at my buddies shop. He gave me a special price for this nice room with a gorgeous shared pool on the property.
He let people party and do coke openly at this pool and there were lots of hot chicks and escorts there. Room was like 30usd/night.
And why not fuck something? If you didn't in thailand it's a bit trickier in Serbia but the escorts are like 9/10-10/10 white women. Just look online and contact some or contact an angecy and ask what is available. They will come to your hotel or you go to their place.
There is no reason not to enjoy pussy when you can press buttons on your phone and have it delivered. I might have an agency number saved on my phone if you want me to post it...
>I met this landlord guy who owned this hotel
Ummmm ok, im gonna need the name of this hotel... NOW. Please. Going to the balkans next month and would be interested in checking this place out.
Yeah let me ask my Serbian buddy for the name. The owner is fucking awesome and has hookups for everything.
Thanks bro. Cheers.
i want love with a virgin who loves me
Oh. We live in very different worlds then. If you are over like 23 still thinking this way there is either something chemically wrong with you or you are so naive that you're truly lost. I don't just say this becuase you don't wanna sleep with a whore--that isn't for everybody--but to refer to yourself as an incel then say you're waiting for a virgin who you love is the most juvenile and pathetic thing ive heard in a long time.
How do you plan to meet this mythical virgin?
Do you plan to sit around and wait for life to thrust her upon you because you've been a good & honorable boy?
You will be in for a rude awakening when you wake up at 40 in your cabin alone on a disney cruise and wish you had done things any other way.
Nevermind tho. Have a good time in Serbia man. It's beautiful.
> there is either something chemically wrong with you
bingo. therefore it is better for me not to have sex because it is cruel and immoral to bring into this world children that would inherit my genes that predispose to mental diseases
>How do you plan to meet this mythical virgin?
it is unlikely to happen
>Do you plan to sit around and wait for life to thrust her upon you because you've been a good & honorable boy?
You got schizoid personality disorder too?
I just got diagnosed. Shit sucks but what can be done?
nothing tbh, just find your niche, accept yourself and lose hope
btw i have StPD diagnosis
If yall would lay off the drugs and cooming and get some exercise and responsibility your mental illness would go away
man today i made 14.6 km on foot and i havent coomed in days
Those are found before 22, realistically in HS since the median Western woman loses it at 17. Unless you're in a cultlike religion with actual cultural expectations like Mormonism, Orthodox, Judaism, etc - you will not find a virgin. And as an adult convert if you do join these sects for pussy, you're the bottom tier women that were passed over - fat, ugly, ridiculous standards. I don't think that's what you want, and I think you'd be hazed out of the conversion process since you're a bitch.
it is over
> I'm an atheist who settles for used goods because redddditards told me religion is bad. Now my religion is lapping up man goo from roasties
many such cases
>Just look online and contact some or contact an angecy and ask what is available
Can you give a bit more info/tips on this? How does one even begin this search?
Enter a google search for 'belgrade escorts' belgrade prostitutes' 'novi sad hookers' ...?
On the websites they have profiles with whatsapp numbers....message the whatsapp numbers...sometimes they are the girl and sometimes they are an angency and you can ask them to send pics of every available girl and you pick one. You may have to message several to find resonsive ones so cast a wide net at first.
If they do outcall they will come to your apartment...you hand them the money and then have sex with them. Probably pay like extra 15-20euro for their taxi. They might ask for tip after but if you're only seeing them once fuck that.
Some will ask for a photo of you, the room etc to make sure youre real snd it looks 'safe' or whatever. Never pay electronically in advance for anything.
For incall you go to their apartment and hand them money and have sex with them....same as anywhere else that isn't an open-air brothel lmao
We live in 2022. Whores are a google search away in most major cities. For specific questions beyond any of this the phrase 'don't be a dumbass' should suffice.
Also forgot to add on my post...all this shit about war, being from the US etc is bullshit.
I may be biased bc I traveled with a Serbian friend but most Serbs I met were incredilby generous and friendly. The girls will either be super into you or very obviously not so you know where you stand quickly.
Serbia is beautiful and safe as fuck (unless you're brown). If you're a nog/sand-nog you'll get stared down at the very least. Avoid interacting with gypsies and don't spout SJW or anti-(Serbian)nationalist sentiments and you're fine.
Also I reccomend to really notice how the gypsies live/act. They spit in the face of any government asistance and are truly a different level of sub-human beyond the level of downtown Seattle H-addicts. It's fascinating in a way.
Order the salads as well, Sopska, Srpska, Moravska. The food is non gmo and some of the best salads ive ever had.
how does it matter?
It tastes better and it's healthier
Please have a nice day
most of the Airbnb's will be shit. either ancient communist layout, or no A/C, or bedbugs, so be careful and maybe just go with a hostel on the Danube river instead?
it can get pretty hot in the summers, like 40 C. No Uber. Highways are super fast and no cops (going from Novi Sad to Belgrade I could pull 180 km with no problems in the evening)
this anon is right the woman are very nice in Belgrade, elven shaped and blue eyed. However down south in like Nis they look a lot more albanian (brown eyes, dark skin, etc).
i will be in
>maison royale hotel
so public transportation? is it worth to get "belgrade card"?
yeah hotels should be fine, looks like you're all set.
t bh when I visited we were too lazy to investigate public transport. We walked and taxied, an anon above mentioned the companies used and they tend to have semi-functional apps. I remember one of our drivers was crazy (drove on the wrong side of traffic just to get us there faster, weaving in and out like his life depended on it), which for a young male audience was quite enjoyable. However, taxi drivers tend to be Red Star fans so they will refuse to drive you to Partizan games.
>I could pull 180km with no problems
this sounds like heaven
my car cannot even reach that speed xD
Bluz I pivo, best bar in the city and maybe best in the whole Balkans. Legit blues club atmosphere, great dancing too.
Would it be useful to learn Serbian before going? I don't know what percentage of the population can speak English in balkans.
>what percentage of the population can speak English in balkans.
the balkans arent homogenous
it is not a single country/state
>the balkans arent homogenous
You don't say...
Serbs speak great english. If you know a few words youll bro down harder. Thye speak english on the level of the dutch. Bitchka means pussy or whore, brat means bro, and you can said 'id eat her shit like cevappi' to a serbian bro about a hot chick and he will laugh his ass off. English will get u thru thay country just fine.
can i succesfully talk with them in polish?
can i bring alprazolam, quetiapine, venlafaxine, amisulpride and mph to serbia legally? im coming via plane
They stamped my passport and let me in with no problems. I highly doubt they give a fuck esp if you have a script. I came in with seroquil and ambien scripts. It was a breeze.
They are super laid back there. There is no way youd get searched and even if you did and didn't have scripts nobody cares about those drugs...they arent percocet.
The us customs guy asked me about my seroquil on the way back tho and i told him it's for sleep and he get all fussy bc google told him thats not what its for. I told him to call a doctor or let me the fuck back into my home country. Such a fucking douche. God fuck bootlicker feds. Im fucking white. At least save that bullshit for the muzzies.
No? Why would you think so? Even Russian youd have trouble. Just speak english with them and youll generally be fine...
you mean a document in English from a shrink saying that i take these meds as part of my farmacotherapy?
im flying from germany, they are autistic motherfuckers and might have problems with my meds :/
Yes to your question.
99.9% they arent going to look in your bag.
If they do, 99% they ask you what it is and you tell them and since it's not narco shit they wont care. You aren't going to Serbian prison for medication you need for your health. It isn't UAE.
ok wish me luck xD
how the fuck did you get all that in germany
i didnt get prescriptions in germany
ah a yank on holiday of course
nope im not a burger
guys is there a war in serbia now?
Not right now, seems their government is trying to stay out of it.
We're liking the country, but we mostly focused on nature hikes, there are some absolutely stunning places. Next week we're off to Belgrade, Saint Sava church and stuff, maybe some night life.
Yeah, they are quite good with English, other languages not so much.
why do they speak english well? they are more under russian influence than usa
>why do they speak english well? they are more under russian influence than usa
If I understood correctly the previous country (Yugoslavia?) was more western oriented since 50s or 60s when they had a fallout with Stalin, I think they lived their socialism utopia on western aid.
As for Russians, yeah, they absolutely adore them here, for whatever reason, I think it's probably orthodox roots. They are also generally friendly toward foreigners, even NATO countries, which is weird.
>So is Kosovo the aggressor?
No idea, Serbs still consider Kosovo part of Serbia, but Kosovo doesn't. Kosovo sends police to the North Kosove where there are still some Serbs remaining, and then Serbs yell it's an attempt to ethnically cleanse them, but Kosovo claims it's just a police action. Legally Kosovo shouldn't do that, but it's basically an American protectorate so I don't see much sense in bickering about international law.
So is Kosovo the aggressor?
I was planning on visiting Serbia within the next few weeks for the first time, but with the new tensions with Kosovo boiling up and coming to surface, I dont think visiting as Westerner is a smart move right now unfortunately.
It's already blown over so your fine just be a nice dude and don't mention where your from or politics unless asked and people won't mind you.
>don't mention where your from
Nah fuck that. Walking on egg shells like that is no way to spend a proper holiday.
Yeah, you are smart, dangerous here for Westerners, best stay out until next year, prices high and full of Russian to they beat you up for attacking them in Ukraine
That's the semi-annual show for the people. There is no war you can come. And we don't hate Westerners beside the English.
How is the skunk in Belgrade? Would love to relocate for a bit, mainly because I was born in Serbia so it'd be a breeze settling.. Last time I visited I wasn't the pothead I am now.
Not sure, we like it but we don't have those special "kush" you can get elsewhere like Orange Bud and shit. You might get shortened because you're a foreigner. Someone might think you're cops and tell you to fuck off. Just be careful and you can get some. Also, don't blaze in public, atleast get to a park or something. Our cops don't give a fuck and there's a lot of them, civillian and in suits.
Our cops don't give a fuck as in they don't care about human rights. They won't kill you with a gun like in America but they can make you wish you were dead. Felt the need to fix that since someone might take it the wrong way and get fucked.
Best tip is don't be black
Here for Beer Fest in 2 weeks what can I expect?
Will I get funny looks as a croat? Maybe in the countryside more than in Belgrade?
>Will I get funny looks as a croat? Maybe in the countryside more than in Belgrade?
Don't know about the countryside, but Belgrade was totally fine for me and two friends, all Croats.
I was in Belgrade around the New Year and on the day after celebration (1.1.) my friend and I were looking for some fruit for our hungover friend. We saw a fruit shop and there was a guy inside working, but he told us they were closed. Some elderly lady heard us speaking Croatian and told the guy to sell us some fruit since we were foreigneirs and, as she said, "tired and hungry from the trip". All in all, we were polite and people were very nice in return.
Have a coffee in Upitnik and ribs with kajmak in Gusan, those were really good.
what about food prices? is tap water okay to drink? im talking about Belgrade
>what about food prices?
It was cheap, even though Belgrade is the most expensive place in Serbia, from my understanding. I didn't go to any really fancy restaurants, but I assume they are also relatively cheap.
>is tap water okay to drink?
It should be perfectly fine everywhere, it was when I was there, but it would be ideal if someone else confirms it that it's like that everywhere.
This is called "Znak pitanja" on google maps, it should be the oldest kafana in the city.
Also, Ćevabdžinica Cica had some good ćevapi, I'd recommend trying that.
i dont see myself in a restaurant. what about street food? what can i buy and how expensive is it? can i pay with revolut/NFC?
Skip Belgrade and hit Novi Sad it's much more progressive they were a cultural capital of Europe so they value diversity. They even acknowledge that their national hero Tesla isn't better than America's national heroes. They stand side by side in equality
And if you're American you will appreciate this nice mural showing what kind of people live in America, kek I think they even have a white guy on there for some unknown reason
>je jedan smoki!
why isnt it in cyrillic?
they were supposed to hate the usa due to NATO's bombings
In the Novi Sad train station they have a little museum and there's pictures of all the train bridges over the river, built by so and so and destroyed by Hungarians, Germans, Commies, Nato etc, I think they have so many enemies they just get numb to it or have to be choosey who to prioritize
What in the world could they possibly want to do with that place?
what is SAC?
It's a mural with Serbian (or with Serb roots) players in the NBA lmao anons.
Nikola Jokic Denver
Igor Kokoskov PHX
Gregg Popovich SA
Vlade Divac LA for some reason
Peja Stojakovic Sacramento.
Idk the others, not a Serb I just watch the NBA
It will warm your heart to see the progressive street art, always moving forward, occasionally you will see swastikas but don't worry they are always crossed out and anti NATO propaganda is quickly washed away by city workers
Any kind of graffiti favoring the hammer and sickle is always so god damn disappointing.
is it menorah? that red spray
You can even get popcorn with a picture of your favorite feminist icon including Moisha! You will love Serbia!
what SIM card do you recommend me to buy for about a week of stay?
is 2 GB of transfer enough?
can i buy "belgrade card" at nikola tesla airport?
> white serbs
west balkans should be nuked and turned into a zoo
not an argument
Cold, frigid, sexless women. Even worse than Korea. Never felt more invisible to women before in my life. It’s weird too because in MonteBlack right next door the women there were super flirty with me. People here are super friendly though and speak great English, so there’s that. The women here though only seem to go for that outdated early 2010’s machismo buzzed hair cut look with a splash of Gopnik thrown in, and only that look exclusively. I refuse to adopt that look again though.
>traveling for w*men
Where am I able to pay for some whores in Belgrade? I am staying here for a few weeks
t. not a whore, fellow anon here
Fuck some serbian girls
im bosnian and i admit their women are better than ours, i go to beograd exclusively to fuck serbian girls from bars
do you tell them you're serbian? are you bosnian serb? how does that work?
they have no formal control over kosovo but ok
If he is saying he is Bosnian then he isn't Bonian Serb. He's at best from a mixed family. Bosnian Serbs just say they are Serb to foreigners.
i understand but i really doubt a serbian girl is going to sleep with a bosniak or bosnian croat so I don't understand his statement
because of different religions?
i got scammed by a taxi driver...
fucking gypsy moron serbs
wow that's absolutely unprecedented
NATO SHOULD BOMB THEM AGAIN
serbs are rude too
they pick nose in public places
Oh the HUMANITY
in my country people dont do it in public (im not from communist china)
No need to be a dick about it bro
bring a bottle of russian cum with you and you can get literally anything