Should I, Aussiebros?

My biggest problem are the bugs.
Are they a big problem in the civilized zones?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This place sucks

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why exactly?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Massive immigration means that competition for housing is immense, and salaries aren't that great.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lol, come to New Zealand if think your salaries and shit. We earn half as much as pay and have a higher cost of living. I feel sorry for Aussies that are sick of us moving to your country but there is a clear reason why its Kiwis moving to Australia and not the other way around.

          New Zealand is a shithole. Im moving to London for a couple of years in Jan and then moving to Australia after that. NZ can suck my balls

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just to start on things america doesn't have
      -public transportation (that is clean and safe) buses, and trains
      -universal/free health care (big factor for people like me since every doctor in LA just wants to superscribe me weed for anxiety)
      -cheaper housing from what I've seen compared to where I live
      -lower crime than where I live and less "people of trouble"
      -good looking traditional women who won't go for pedro or tyrones BBC every weekend behind your back
      -less politic bullshit
      -people who can joke and shitpost IRL if SighSee has taught me anything it's that aussies know how to laugh compared to americans here specifically around where I live

      I want to move there and start again, the economy here in the USA is fricked and the only jobs out there are cuckcage jobs for any normal person. The hard part about wanting to move there is everything requires a degree but I don't have one so I am looking for some kind of job or way to just pay in my crypto to get citizen ship. Similar to like you would for Philippines, but a far better country.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Australia would be a great country for me, if didn't have fricking big poisonous and or lovecraftian bugs.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can this meme die? There's frick all bugs outside of the bush, and no one's died of a spiderbite since the 30s.
          You might have the occasional snake in outer fringe suburbs of whatever city you're in but by-and-large the animals aren't a problem here, especially when North Americans have shit like bears and wolves.

          For some reason when I was a teenager I thought Australia would be really fun to grow up in and ik many other Americans who thought the same, wonder why that was

          I used to think so too. It seemed like a problem-free country with a climate conducive to having fun and everyone gets enough vacation time to take advantage of it. Now it just seems like an overpriced nanny state. A gigantic Singapore if you will.

          Conversely, we envy the American college experience, since all our universities are just in whatever city we live in, we don't really have much of a proper campus culture.

          What do australians do when they have to stay indoors? You're away from america and europe so you cant play online games without 300 ping unless you play with chinks. how do you cope?

          ...play with Australians
          That or just watch shit.

          >-The only major country in the west not currently experiencing some sort of crisis with foreign migrants simply forcing their way into the country.

          Seems like Australia had this problem much earlier and dealt with it well bc the global political pressure to let everyone in wasn't in place yet.

          The topic comes up every few years, mostly due to the half-assed way it was handled. What we don't have are 'poor migrants' come in typically. The migrants we get nowadays are usually better off Subcontinentals who accept living in squaler and doing shit jobs here for a while to get their PR but are actually fairly wealthy back home; students who work in the service industry; Mainland Chinese who stay in one part of the city; if you're in Qld or NSW some Pacific Islanders on work VISAs; and actual refugees, though typically at least one of the parents has a skilled job, but they still bring their entire family obviously. Because we're an island and we bribe Indonesia, we keep out the poor, Europe had a similiar system before Gaddafi was toppled, and Turkey and Morocco were pissed off.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Can this meme die? There's frick all bugs outside of the bush, and no one's died of a spiderbite since the 30s.
            By bugs he means all the asians.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >no one's died of a spiderbite since the 30s.
            Two year old James Cully (picrel) died from a Funnel Web Spider bite in January 1980.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              TOTAL BUG DEATH.
              The only good bug is a dead bug.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >good looking traditional women who won't go for

        It would take me until the heat death of the universe to finish typing out my laughter at this naivety

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        All your problems would be solved if you moved out of California

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why the frick would anyone move to australia?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beaches, aussie gf, kangoroos and koalas, maybe?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      As an Irish person, I ask myself this a lot. Nothing against Australia but every second Irish person seems to have moved out there

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm from small town Australia and I work in a coffee shop. Sometimes I feel like every third or fourth customer I see is Irish.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's either us or 10 more Indians, your choice

    • 7 months ago
      Jackass

      As an Irish person, I ask myself this a lot. Nothing against Australia but every second Irish person seems to have moved out there

      -Aussie climate & geography is top-tier
      -Other than a massively disproportionate response to covid, not excessively woke or right wing. Still on the correct side of issues like druggie legalization, childhood transgenderism, or intersectional politics
      -The only major country in the west not currently experiencing some sort of crisis with foreign migrants simply forcing their way into the country.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >-The only major country in the west not currently experiencing some sort of crisis with foreign migrants simply forcing their way into the country.

        Seems like Australia had this problem much earlier and dealt with it well bc the global political pressure to let everyone in wasn't in place yet.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      good SighSee, pretty easy lifestyle and high paying jobs
      even holding a shovel in Aus pays like $60-80/hr

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it’s only warm enough to leave my house for half the year, if that.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >My biggest problem are the bugs.
    >Are they a big problem in the civilized zones?
    Only in NT, near universities and chinatowns.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    sydney-sider here. I love this city so much, there are endless things to do, see, and the surrounding regional areas like the central coast, south coast, blue mountains along with all of the nature to explore means you will almost never run out of things to do. there are plenty of government funded events and installations throughout the year which means you don't always need to spend much on going out.

    however the cost of living is fricked (moreso in Sydney specifically). also it's very culturally diverse so good luck if you're racist. I personally love being here and I hope I can stay here for most of my life.

    only downside is this country doesnt have much in the way of history. we're basically a more socially democratic America

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's true that Australia will demographically become New China?
      I see many Aussies complaining about Chinese and other yellow people.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's indians everyone is complaining about.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't mind them. I love their easy women.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            When you live by a lot of them, you'll mind them

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Western sydney here
          Can confirm that ALOT of Indians have moved here especially during the 2010s and there seems to be no sign of it slowing down.
          Many of those food delivery bikes riding on the roads like they are in Mumbai or something, usually with a disregard for other traffic

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            they are easy to steal shit from
            saw one delivering a six pack of beer and i just nicked his bag and ran

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              t.romanian

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kek. This must be the go to job for jeets. Krakow was the same and so is Berlin.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          U.K., Canada, Japan, Australia, UAE.

          HOW is there so many poos everywhere? I understand Australias problem with the Chinese is their actual government as opposed to the people themselves but Indians even if they’re rolling in dough are filthy and treat their neighbourhoods like an open dump.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Central Melbourne is almost entirely Asian

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think I was literally the only white person in the Melbourne CBD when I was there. Brisbane was much nicer and more "Australian".

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            CBD is full of Asians but it's always been boring. Go to the outer districts. It's great

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why? We're becoming less Australian, less Western, more authoritarian, more globalhomo, more expensive, more schizophrenic, and you increasingly feel like a foreigner in your own country. See

      >however the cost of living is fricked (moreso in Sydney specifically).
      >also it's very culturally diverse so good luck if you're racist. I personally love being here and I hope I can stay here for most of my life.
      How do you do my fellow Australian! Those things totally have nothing to do with each other.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    As an American living here for family reasons, it's basically the same as living in California in the cities, and the midwest anywhere else. Some places moreso. I can't say I would recommend it, but it's also not bad. Personally I am planning to take the family back to Europe in a couple of years.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    expensive
    shitty people
    If you just want to go live off grid with nature you may enjoy it.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget to BOOST UP gayget.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i have noticed a whole lot less chinks in some areas now that im thinking about it

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve been living here for a year now and will go home soon.
    It was fun at first but the novelty wears off quickly and then you’re stuck with the reality that it’s a more expensive and cultureless version of America.
    Don’t believe those videos a lot of them are funded by the Australian government.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only move if you're into surfing or want some novelty for a bit

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No 2d e-girls.
    I had to buy another phone when i went to visit a relative there. Because these frickers could check your phone in the airport and can jail you like that japanese tourist.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sauce?

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick keeps making these move to Australia threads?
    We're full, frick off.

    Yesterday a snake killed some backpacker, and 6 Indians got flattened by a car. There's a spider in every square meter and we've got the highest cancer rate in the world.
    Frick off

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How are you guys full, have you seen how big your country is?
      I'll just go live in the bush, I'll try to get accepted into a abo tribe.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    CAN ANYONE ANSWER OP'S QUESTION ABOUT INSECTS AND ARACHNIDS???? JESUS FRICKING CHRIST, THIS IS NOT /misc/!!!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The spiders are everywhere and the dangerous ones find their way into your house reflexively. The big ones are the 'safe' ones, but you find them in your car or on your bedroom window on the inside sometimes. I usually just scoop them up in a glass and put them outside. Living in a metro-suburb in western sydney, you sometimes get a nest of snakes living in the side of your house if you don't mow it like the rest of your lawn.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    for any foreigners who moved to Australia, how did you guys go about finding housing?

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s actually pretty good. Most people are decent and are reasonably smart so you can have a decent conversation with them and the weather‘s perfect for any outdoor activity - apart from during the height of summer
    Some gripes:
    >The larrikin stereotype is bullshit and aussies only act like that when they go abroad (if at all). Most do like to follow the rules blindly
    >it’s not actually a classless society. Inequalities do exist such as public vs private school/healthcare and this is more to do with money than anything else. Native Australians like to boast about how many generations they’ve been in Australia for and the ultimate flex is if you can trace back to the first fleet
    >some woke types don’t like you if you come from an Anglo country (this isn’t banter, theres nothing wrong with that)

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    you will not encounter spiders

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go to Norfolk island, a tropical island with pine trees owned by Australia

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm guessing all of this guy's viewers are from asia.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do australians do when they have to stay indoors? You're away from america and europe so you cant play online games without 300 ping unless you play with chinks. how do you cope?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I play with asians at 120-180 ping. Alao single player games and anime

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    For some reason when I was a teenager I thought Australia would be really fun to grow up in and ik many other Americans who thought the same, wonder why that was

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to think so too. It seemed like a problem-free country with a climate conducive to having fun and everyone gets enough vacation time to take advantage of it. Now it just seems like an overpriced nanny state. A gigantic Singapore if you will.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The reality is that due to politics and the internet most of the "west" is homogenised culturally. Your experience in Australian cities will be almost the same as any other western city (including most of europe)

    If this was 15 years ago I'd say Aus had it hands down for lifestyle and ease of life, but wages have not fended of inflation, and the weight of importance of realestate as wealth, coupled with the Howard government's hamstringing of apprentiship schemes has left us with a massive bottle neck.

    If you come here chiselled and care free the chiselled and carefree lot will swoop you into their part of Australia and you'll have a fantastic time lounging at their beach houses and working in their cafes. If not go pick fruit and live in a tent. If you wanna come here and work white collar it is tye same the world over.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off, we're full! unless youre brown, then the govt will pay you to come

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    and be oppressed under Xi's thumb? frick no

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