My biggest problem are the bugs.
Are they a big problem in the civilized zones?
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My biggest problem are the bugs.
Are they a big problem in the civilized zones?
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This place sucks
Why exactly?
Massive immigration means that competition for housing is immense, and salaries aren't that great.
Lol, come to New Zealand if think your salaries and shit. We earn half as much as pay and have a higher cost of living. I feel sorry for Aussies that are sick of us moving to your country but there is a clear reason why its Kiwis moving to Australia and not the other way around.
New Zealand is a shithole. Im moving to London for a couple of years in Jan and then moving to Australia after that. NZ can suck my balls
Just to start on things america doesn't have
-public transportation (that is clean and safe) buses, and trains
-universal/free health care (big factor for people like me since every doctor in LA just wants to superscribe me weed for anxiety)
-cheaper housing from what I've seen compared to where I live
-lower crime than where I live and less "people of trouble"
-good looking traditional women who won't go for pedro or tyrones BBC every weekend behind your back
-less politic bullshit
-people who can joke and shitpost IRL if SighSee has taught me anything it's that aussies know how to laugh compared to americans here specifically around where I live
I want to move there and start again, the economy here in the USA is fricked and the only jobs out there are cuckcage jobs for any normal person. The hard part about wanting to move there is everything requires a degree but I don't have one so I am looking for some kind of job or way to just pay in my crypto to get citizen ship. Similar to like you would for Philippines, but a far better country.
Australia would be a great country for me, if didn't have fricking big poisonous and or lovecraftian bugs.
Can this meme die? There's frick all bugs outside of the bush, and no one's died of a spiderbite since the 30s.
You might have the occasional snake in outer fringe suburbs of whatever city you're in but by-and-large the animals aren't a problem here, especially when North Americans have shit like bears and wolves.
Conversely, we envy the American college experience, since all our universities are just in whatever city we live in, we don't really have much of a proper campus culture.
...play with Australians
That or just watch shit.
The topic comes up every few years, mostly due to the half-assed way it was handled. What we don't have are 'poor migrants' come in typically. The migrants we get nowadays are usually better off Subcontinentals who accept living in squaler and doing shit jobs here for a while to get their PR but are actually fairly wealthy back home; students who work in the service industry; Mainland Chinese who stay in one part of the city; if you're in Qld or NSW some Pacific Islanders on work VISAs; and actual refugees, though typically at least one of the parents has a skilled job, but they still bring their entire family obviously. Because we're an island and we bribe Indonesia, we keep out the poor, Europe had a similiar system before Gaddafi was toppled, and Turkey and Morocco were pissed off.
>Can this meme die? There's frick all bugs outside of the bush, and no one's died of a spiderbite since the 30s.
By bugs he means all the asians.
>no one's died of a spiderbite since the 30s.
Two year old James Cully (picrel) died from a Funnel Web Spider bite in January 1980.
TOTAL BUG DEATH.
The only good bug is a dead bug.
>good looking traditional women who won't go for
It would take me until the heat death of the universe to finish typing out my laughter at this naivety
All your problems would be solved if you moved out of California
why the frick would anyone move to australia?
Beaches, aussie gf, kangoroos and koalas, maybe?
As an Irish person, I ask myself this a lot. Nothing against Australia but every second Irish person seems to have moved out there
I'm from small town Australia and I work in a coffee shop. Sometimes I feel like every third or fourth customer I see is Irish.
It's either us or 10 more Indians, your choice
-Aussie climate & geography is top-tier
-Other than a massively disproportionate response to covid, not excessively woke or right wing. Still on the correct side of issues like druggie legalization, childhood transgenderism, or intersectional politics
-The only major country in the west not currently experiencing some sort of crisis with foreign migrants simply forcing their way into the country.
>-The only major country in the west not currently experiencing some sort of crisis with foreign migrants simply forcing their way into the country.
Seems like Australia had this problem much earlier and dealt with it well bc the global political pressure to let everyone in wasn't in place yet.
good SighSee, pretty easy lifestyle and high paying jobs
even holding a shovel in Aus pays like $60-80/hr
Because it’s only warm enough to leave my house for half the year, if that.
>My biggest problem are the bugs.
>Are they a big problem in the civilized zones?
Only in NT, near universities and chinatowns.
sydney-sider here. I love this city so much, there are endless things to do, see, and the surrounding regional areas like the central coast, south coast, blue mountains along with all of the nature to explore means you will almost never run out of things to do. there are plenty of government funded events and installations throughout the year which means you don't always need to spend much on going out.
however the cost of living is fricked (moreso in Sydney specifically). also it's very culturally diverse so good luck if you're racist. I personally love being here and I hope I can stay here for most of my life.
only downside is this country doesnt have much in the way of history. we're basically a more socially democratic America
It's true that Australia will demographically become New China?
I see many Aussies complaining about Chinese and other yellow people.
It's indians everyone is complaining about.
I don't mind them. I love their easy women.
When you live by a lot of them, you'll mind them
Western sydney here
Can confirm that ALOT of Indians have moved here especially during the 2010s and there seems to be no sign of it slowing down.
Many of those food delivery bikes riding on the roads like they are in Mumbai or something, usually with a disregard for other traffic
they are easy to steal shit from
saw one delivering a six pack of beer and i just nicked his bag and ran
t.romanian
Kek. This must be the go to job for jeets. Krakow was the same and so is Berlin.
U.K., Canada, Japan, Australia, UAE.
HOW is there so many poos everywhere? I understand Australias problem with the Chinese is their actual government as opposed to the people themselves but Indians even if they’re rolling in dough are filthy and treat their neighbourhoods like an open dump.
Central Melbourne is almost entirely Asian
I think I was literally the only white person in the Melbourne CBD when I was there. Brisbane was much nicer and more "Australian".
CBD is full of Asians but it's always been boring. Go to the outer districts. It's great
Why? We're becoming less Australian, less Western, more authoritarian, more globalhomo, more expensive, more schizophrenic, and you increasingly feel like a foreigner in your own country. See
>however the cost of living is fricked (moreso in Sydney specifically).
>also it's very culturally diverse so good luck if you're racist. I personally love being here and I hope I can stay here for most of my life.
How do you do my fellow Australian! Those things totally have nothing to do with each other.
As an American living here for family reasons, it's basically the same as living in California in the cities, and the midwest anywhere else. Some places moreso. I can't say I would recommend it, but it's also not bad. Personally I am planning to take the family back to Europe in a couple of years.
expensive
shitty people
If you just want to go live off grid with nature you may enjoy it.
Don't forget to BOOST UP gayget.
i have noticed a whole lot less chinks in some areas now that im thinking about it
I’ve been living here for a year now and will go home soon.
It was fun at first but the novelty wears off quickly and then you’re stuck with the reality that it’s a more expensive and cultureless version of America.
Don’t believe those videos a lot of them are funded by the Australian government.
Only move if you're into surfing or want some novelty for a bit
No 2d e-girls.
I had to buy another phone when i went to visit a relative there. Because these frickers could check your phone in the airport and can jail you like that japanese tourist.
Sauce?
Who the frick keeps making these move to Australia threads?
We're full, frick off.
Yesterday a snake killed some backpacker, and 6 Indians got flattened by a car. There's a spider in every square meter and we've got the highest cancer rate in the world.
Frick off
How are you guys full, have you seen how big your country is?
I'll just go live in the bush, I'll try to get accepted into a abo tribe.
CAN ANYONE ANSWER OP'S QUESTION ABOUT INSECTS AND ARACHNIDS???? JESUS FRICKING CHRIST, THIS IS NOT /misc/!!!
The spiders are everywhere and the dangerous ones find their way into your house reflexively. The big ones are the 'safe' ones, but you find them in your car or on your bedroom window on the inside sometimes. I usually just scoop them up in a glass and put them outside. Living in a metro-suburb in western sydney, you sometimes get a nest of snakes living in the side of your house if you don't mow it like the rest of your lawn.
for any foreigners who moved to Australia, how did you guys go about finding housing?
It’s actually pretty good. Most people are decent and are reasonably smart so you can have a decent conversation with them and the weather‘s perfect for any outdoor activity - apart from during the height of summer
Some gripes:
>The larrikin stereotype is bullshit and aussies only act like that when they go abroad (if at all). Most do like to follow the rules blindly
>it’s not actually a classless society. Inequalities do exist such as public vs private school/healthcare and this is more to do with money than anything else. Native Australians like to boast about how many generations they’ve been in Australia for and the ultimate flex is if you can trace back to the first fleet
>some woke types don’t like you if you come from an Anglo country (this isn’t banter, theres nothing wrong with that)
you will not encounter spiders
Go to Norfolk island, a tropical island with pine trees owned by Australia
I'm guessing all of this guy's viewers are from asia.
What do australians do when they have to stay indoors? You're away from america and europe so you cant play online games without 300 ping unless you play with chinks. how do you cope?
I play with asians at 120-180 ping. Alao single player games and anime
For some reason when I was a teenager I thought Australia would be really fun to grow up in and ik many other Americans who thought the same, wonder why that was
I used to think so too. It seemed like a problem-free country with a climate conducive to having fun and everyone gets enough vacation time to take advantage of it. Now it just seems like an overpriced nanny state. A gigantic Singapore if you will.
The reality is that due to politics and the internet most of the "west" is homogenised culturally. Your experience in Australian cities will be almost the same as any other western city (including most of europe)
If this was 15 years ago I'd say Aus had it hands down for lifestyle and ease of life, but wages have not fended of inflation, and the weight of importance of realestate as wealth, coupled with the Howard government's hamstringing of apprentiship schemes has left us with a massive bottle neck.
If you come here chiselled and care free the chiselled and carefree lot will swoop you into their part of Australia and you'll have a fantastic time lounging at their beach houses and working in their cafes. If not go pick fruit and live in a tent. If you wanna come here and work white collar it is tye same the world over.
Frick off, we're full! unless youre brown, then the govt will pay you to come
and be oppressed under Xi's thumb? frick no