Sir, that's a dangerous item. You can't takee that with you on the plane.

Sir, that's a dangerous item. You can't takee that with you on the plane. You'll have to throw it out here at security. You should have paid the $50 to check your luggage.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    These frickers did this to me with a hand lotion that must have been 10ml more than the limit. They had me squeeze out an amount smaller than a shot of liquor into the trash can.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      UK airports should finally be scrapping that rule by June 2024
      I don't know about the rest of the world

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        America will never scrap these regulations, the nation revolves around surveillance and control

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Implement the policy back when the UK was an overwhelmingly majority British, Welsh, Scottish, and Irish nation and crime was relatively low
        >Rescind policy after letting in millions of Africans and Arabs and knife crime is commonplace
        I'm not sure which country is a bigger joke, the UK or Canada.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will always check a bag whenever possible, because I only want to carry around a light pack.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cuss that little wagie scum b***h out to their face

    One time an American TSA opened and smelled a steel water bottle full of dried piss LOL
    Another time I was made to and poured stale piss out in an nearby trashcan
    Don't ask why I carry it around - it's for health reasons

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a funny moment a few months ago when heading out on a trip with my family—my 11yo son was using his supposedly emptied school backpack as a carryon, and after a long pause in the bag-scanning process, a laughing airport security woman pulled out like four pairs of school scissors he’d just sort of lost in the nethermost reaches of his bag over the course of an unknown period. She let him keep at least one in the end; I guess there is evidently a maximum blade length regulation in place at airports in Europe, and at least one of his was little enough to make the cut (dad joke intended).

    There’s plenty of bad stuff to say about security theater in airports all over the world (although I have noticed that the US and UK are distinctly more annoying about this stuff in general than a lot of other countries), but at least it’s good for the occasional laugh.

    And I am no longer so quick to buy my disorganized offspring replacement scissors when they can’t find any.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >People old enough to have 11 year old sons still post here
      Bruh

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        until homosexuals starting getting rich off crypto SighSee used to be exclusively old fricks

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Us old fricks often have a lot of travel experience and advice to share, thank you very much.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sir
    https://voca.ro/15utzMVJeE5z

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can't take nailclippers
    >handed out large stainless steel cutting, poking and scooping utensils for food

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I posted a thread about this a few days ago but I (accidentally) got this thru TSA the other day. They even pulled my bag aside to pull out a fricking hand sanitizer squeeze bottle and still didn’t catch this. braindead morons. Genuine NPC’s. I would love to spend a few days just following a TSA agent as they run errands, go home etc. i bet it would be just like following a Skyrim NPC.

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