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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Accept it because its not a big deal and they are producing another tax payer, producer and consumer for the country/economy so you don't have to worry about a population collapse making your entire portfolio worthless in 40 years

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My protfolio is already worthless

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pink
      it looks like a girl. Women are a net tax loss over the course of their lives.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Just CONSOOM Bro, another tax payer funding woke agenda, another dead end shitter rising bullshit requirements for job, another worthless thesis feeding the AI slop of academia, another consoomer driving up inflation, another waste of air causing global warming

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the upsides of the demographic implosion is that babies on planes are much rarer. I was pleasantly surprised by the lack of baby shrieking on my last flight.
    The downsides is that the chances of you getting seated next to a hot chick are astronomically low even compared to a few decades ago

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t speak to them anyway, they usually want to be left alone.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >unsheathes picrel

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    more like
    *waves at you and is quiet the whole flight looking outside the window*

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much this, never had those instances where the baby is shrieking while flying.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I did. It was as awful as you can imagine.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I had one with a little black kid that screamed itself hoarse over 2 hours. Wasn’t crying like most babies. Legit screaming until it had no voice left

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      she cute

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      based, only narcissists and israelites don't like babies (if the baby is black or ugly I understand).

      https://i.imgur.com/H0oPgxP.jpg

      *sits down next to you*

      Time to practice my meditation, if I want to be a Chad yet break down because a baby is crying next to me then I'm a gay who would sell his mother after 5 minutes of torture, baby cries and annoys you? endure it be a fricking man.
      fricking homosexuals

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        this, what really piss me off is when the fathers don't do shit or get mad at the baby

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Never happens

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey man do you want the isle seat and I'll take the window so you guys can get up?"
    >okay thanks
    >put on headphones and don't hear shit

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    btw dont start coping with anime watching if couple with baby sits next to you, i saw it on flight and it looks like you stole the kids iPad. If you were studying or just watching movie however, thatd look respectable.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sitting in window seat
    >woman passes baby to who i'm guessing was the dad and grandad in the seats next to be
    >babay is chill but right as it falls asleep i start to need a piss
    >don't dare incur the babies wrath
    >hold it for the next 3 hours
    >baby sleeps totally silent for the rest of the flight on dads chest
    >piss like a horse as soon as the plane lands

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’re a good one anon

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I won't stand for shit on a flight. I god damn paid for a ticket, and I have the right to a comfy ride.

    I'll never hesitate to tell the mother to shut her little shit the frick up. If she doesn't, I'll call an attendant and get them moved.

    Same goes for if you take up more armrest than you deserve (everybody gets the right to the right rest).

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      on a full flight where are they supposed to go idiot? go sit in the bathroom for 4 hours homosexual

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and I have the right to a comfy ride.
      lol no you don't. The airlines are there to move thousands of people to point A and B, obviously if you wanted luxury it will just be a higher price. Most babies are fine in my experience, what this anon said pretty much

      >Babies don't bother me like as 5 or 6 year olds throwing temper tantrums
      True, babies can suck on a nipple and go completely zen for hours.

      It's the fricking homosexual kids that are old enough to know that screaming like a little b***h will usually get their buck-broken parents to pay attention to them.

      .

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Right to a comfy ride

      lmao you think your $300 ticket to Cairo will make the airlines bow to you. If you really wanted to pay for a comfy ride you'd be up in business class or not on a plane

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would unironically heem your ass in front of airport security

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would unironically heem your ass in front of airport security

      God, how I love SighSee larperes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to think this when I was a new flyer, now I just view it as an airbus

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not as big of a deal nowadays thanks to smartphones and tablets.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just feel pity for youngish fathers today. All my coworkers who have kids are miserable and resentful of the fact that I can work overtime whenever I want while they have to zip home and take their little shit to school and I’m sure their weekends are filled with running errands and dealing with their kid.

    Just seems fricking miserable. All your vitality DRAINED by another life force and then once they’re an independent adult you’re some old rickety plow horse who’s only purpose is get up, get the frick to work, and produce GDP.

    Don’t worry, we’ll toss you a pathetic pittance out of that SS you paid into buddy. Maybe your body still has enough in the tank to flop down on a shitty deck chair on a cruise or somethin 🙂

    “Golden years” amirite

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No they aren't. I used to work in a small Colorado town that had a good number of young white families, plus tons of tourist families visiting on the weekends. Everyone has good wholesome outdoorsy fun with their kids.
      A man is not drained, but rather given vitality by fulfilling his natural biological purpose of reproduction.
      It's wage slavery and solitude which has left me chronically drained of energy and vitality.

      https://i.imgur.com/H0oPgxP.jpg

      *sits down next to you*

      Babies don't bother me like as 5 or 6 year olds throwing temper tantrums and being coddled by their parents. That's how delinquent teens are created.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Babies don't bother me like as 5 or 6 year olds throwing temper tantrums
        True, babies can suck on a nipple and go completely zen for hours.

        It's the fricking homosexual kids that are old enough to know that screaming like a little b***h will usually get their buck-broken parents to pay attention to them.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Last flight I had, there was this "wonder-dad" flying with his 3 kids from Charlotte to Denver. Those little monsters raised hell for half the flight. The guy had an entire suitcase full of stuff he dumped on them to keep them entertained, and the kids made him their b***h. I even had a Sheboon with 2 kids sharing two seats next to me, and they seemed like Angels in comparison

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only men I’ve known to hate parenthood are the ones who lacked strong fathers.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t bother all the larping tradcucks will come out of the works

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >resentful of the fact that I can work overtime whenever I want

      Yikes. I've been on this Bhutanese kite flying forum for probably 15 years and this is the saddest thing I've ever read on here.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those future wageslaves at least pump my bags a little bit, if only their parents could raise them well enough to at least keep quiet until they are wagleslaving age.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >baby starts crying on amtrak
      >get up and go to deck or lounge and dont have to hear the little fricker
      One of the few benefits of amtrak.

      What kind of grindset homosexual thinks being able to work overtime is a joy better than reproducing lel

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love only having to worry about rent, entertainment, food and car repairs/insurance, frick having kids they're so goddamn annoying.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No problem, even when it cries. It's the future, when it disturbs, you already gone

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the baby screams I scream, simple as.

    Why is it okay for a small human to scream but not a big one? Everybody else will just have to put up with it if I feel like screaming.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    *proceed to make faces and wave for 50% of the flight
    Your move, kid

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    *Unsheats my bowie knife and slits the babys throat, then I go back to sleep covered in infant blood*

    Pssh, shouldn't have distrubed my nap, kid

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Aww hes adorable. How many months old?"
    >later put on headphones and enjoy my flight
    (I'm not an autistic child-hating white woman)

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Oh shit I must have not been paying attention, I'm not in coach"

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fly to malaga last year
    >there's a crying baby going WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RAWWHAWHHHHHHHHHHHH for 3 hours 7 rows behind me
    >thank god for noise-cancelling earbuds that got rid of 80% of the noise

    >flight back to London
    >wait I know this woman
    >wait I know this baby
    >oh no
    >they're the same people on the same flight back home
    >they're one row to the right and back from me
    >the baby wastes no time
    >WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    >seriously kill me
    >earbuds in, try to sleep
    >hear the baby going crazy without pause for hours
    >i manage to fall asleep after popping some xanax
    >wake up when the plane lands
    >see the guy from the row next to me that had the baby behind him
    >insane silent rage on his face
    >i looked at him and gave him a compassionate nod
    >all i said to him was "yeah... some flight huh"
    >his eyes were red, his face was red, he looked tired and fuming
    >he had no headphones poor fella

    worst 2 flights of my life
    fricking stupid kids

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you such a pussy? You should've told them to stfu.
      I fly all the time and I learnt the hard way not to take shit from normie passengers. If youre in a shirt and have a laptop out, they'll be intimated and scared they'll get chucked off the flight.
      Do it early so there's still time to remove them.
      You don't get the right to act like a c**t just because you left sperm inside someone.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll tell you what was worse than a baby, was the time I got on a packed train from Venice to Rome with 4 Bangladeshi nuns speaking Bangali at full volume without taking a breath for 4 hours. They would all talk over each other without stopping. I had noise canceling headphones and it barely tuned them out.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    once I was on a bus in Portugal and this kid must have been 4 or 5, and he was freaking out and yelling non stop. after about 20 minutes I couldn't take it anymore, but my gf pointed out the kid was special needs. at that point just give him an iPad with some cartoons to watch pre recorded or something. fricking hell.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Noise canceling headphones changed everything.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honest question: why are you all poor?

    I honestly don't understand whats happening here. Wtf? I thought economy was basically the same shit as business.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Less than 5% of the population flies first class

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is a difference between poor and frugal
      Most anons here are frugal regardless of how much they make otherwise they wouldn't come here and just pay for someone to vacation with them and take to all the best spots they could have found doing 5 mins of research

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I generally enjoy when young people are around because they're not dead and boring boomer morons.
    I know, I know, they're not quiet and not nice, they're doing exactly what kids are supposed to do. It's pathetic honestly, just walking around in most of america you see ZERO young people in a normal day and it's all these old guys who can't walk without limping, who just wanna go home and watch TV then go to their 9-5 job. Maybe I didn't grow up in the ghetto like most of the whiners here so I don't have a proper fear of young people but generally the ones I've been around have been much more interesting and entertaining than old decaying bodies with hearing aids.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you need to be 18 years and older to post on here, Timmy. go back to your roblox or whatever

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    *sits down next to you*
    *partially on you*

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mother with two young kids sitting in the row behind me
    >Their father is sitting in the middle seat of my row
    >He spends the entire flight turned around in his seat worrying about whatever his kids are doing
    >makes it super uncomfortable for me and other person in the row since he's sitting horizontally on a tiny economy class seat
    >I end up going to the bathroom and hanging out there for a while just to get away from the dude's butt digging in to the side of my leg
    >come back, he's sitting in the back row with a kid in his lap like he should have been the whole time
    The only way I do economy class anymore is if I get an exit row

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care about babies because at least they just cry, kids are far worse
    >Singapore to Sydney on SA at midnight
    >Have shitty ear infection and a flu coupled with feeling crappy from 1l beers in Changi
    >Asian kid behind me having a good time until he realizes there's no internet on the plane so he can't look at videos on his dad's phone which absolutely sends him over the edge where he proceeds to make everyone's life hell for this violation.
    >Firstly he refuses to put on his seatbelt which was just an annoying nonstop argument between him and his family which eventually lead to flight attendants getting involved and the plane being delayed
    >Wouldn't stop booting the chair in front of him
    >Through a tantrum and started screaming when the flight attendant gave him a zero sugar coke
    >Kept biting his older sister which made her shout and scream at him which was even louder than him
    >Spent an entire hour just saying "I'm so angry ! WAHH WAHH WAHH I'm so angry, WAHH WAHH WAHH" over and over again
    But the funniest thing
    >After 3 hours of non stop fighting, talking loudly and screaming kid eventually passes out
    >You can feel the positive energy and relief the entire cabin, passengers and staff collectively felt as everyone finally got some quiet and began to size off to sleep.
    >After about 20 minutes or peace everyone is awoken to a terrible sound, the child is awake again
    >"IT'S SCRATCH TIME!!", he loudly announces.
    >Motherfricker starts scratching the shit out of his sister and the rest of his family while shouting "SCRATCH-SCRATCH-SCRATCH!!!!' everytime does his scratch attack.
    >Whole family are just screaming at him at this point
    >Eventually the Dad just slaps him and he shuts up instantly and falls asleep after this 4 hour ordeal.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for my A380 first class flight later today. Hopefully no babies or kids allowed in first.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nicely ask if I can hold baby
    >put baby in overhead bin
    /thread

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gets arrested for child endangerment

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        But the baby shifts around less in there than in his parents hands

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is why I always take isle seat on plane rides longer than 2-3 hours
    People who might sit there who are asleep/etc, but now I can add somebody with a baby too

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frequent flyer here, with thousands of airmiles. Obviously most of you don't fly.
    All you do is ask the parents to calm down their child. If they don't, you call the attendant and complain that they're disrupting the flight for everybody.
    It's their job to make sure you have a safe and smooth flight.
    Usually you get moved to business class, or the family gets moved to the back or somewhere. If the attendant refuses, I always ask to speak to her captain and to get the job done.
    Don't be pussies on flights. It's the parents' responsibility to raise kids properly. You shouldn't pay the price.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Usually you get moved to business class
      Only if your handshake with the captain is firm enough.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a drone pilot, so I usually board early and shoot the shit about flying experience. Usually swings me a free upgrade.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          this is the funniest post
          1. you don't just board early. you board with your zone
          2. you're not going to recreationally talk with the pilot. they are in the wienerpit, not hanging out with the passengers.
          3. the pilots are not the ones doling out upgrades. that's first up to the gate agents, and secondarily up to the flight attendants. and there's probably nothing available if the gate agents did their job.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never traveled larper is pretty obvious here.

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