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what would you recommend to do here?
Nothing to do in Tampa Bay? Really?
Lived in Tampa for three years. I hate living in big cities but this one I really enjoyed. There is a lot of stuff to do and something is always going on.
>If your there during Halloween time go to Gwavaween.
> Channel side has nice restaurants and the aquarium is nice.
>If you like coasters Busch Gardens is a great coaster park (Iron Gwazi is best coaster on Earth!).
> If you like craft beer there are over 100 breweries in the area, most is St. Pertersburg.
> The beaches are nice as well and chances of seeing Hulk Hogan are good cause he’s always out in his bike.
> If you like strip clubs Tampa has a shit load. Mons Venus only hires 9s and 10s and lap dance you touch them and chance of a quick but are good.
Yeah Tampa Bay is pretty based.
Also be sure to check out the bars on Henderson Ave near the Air Force Base if you wanna avoid that ghetto crowds. A lot of bars/breweries have run clubs which is a great way to meet girls. I think Tampa has the longest run path by the water in the country.
Do they do full service? How much
Maybe If you pay enough. Not sure what happens up in the space ship. I only did a normal private dance and nutted in my shorts
>only did a normal private dance and nutted in my shorts
Lmao , that's gross
Did she laugh at you? Did other's in at the club?
>chance of a quick but are good
What does this mean?
Getting your nut by a 9 or 10, but no penetration. They will make you nut in your shorts by grinding alone
Best part of town to get a hotel for the action?
Busch Gardens, Adventure Island, the old cigar factory, Channelside, Lightning game, good Cuban sandwiches, short drive to Dunedin or Clearwater beach.
Any casinos in Tampa? Card tables?
Bid old Hard Rock
As much hype as I talked about Tampa Bay, i will say that the Hard Rock hotel in Tampa I had the worst casino experience
>be me, living in Biloxi, MS (the Vegas of the south)
>get pretty tight with all the workers at the casinos, become a regular, most bartenders, dealers, and cocktail waitresses know me by name
>travel back down to Tampa for military training
>meet with best friend who lives there
>tell him let’s meet at casino to play a little and get piss ass drunk off free drinks
>go to video poker table at bar
>we both put in 20 bucks at video poker
>bartender ask if we’re thirsty
>ask for 2 Jameson and Cokes
>we both playing, I’m up 4 dollars, friends down 6
>bartender comes back with drinks “that will be 18.50”
>I respond “I’m mam, we are both playing”
>she responds “I’m you still have to pay for drinks here”
>I felt embarrassed cause I preached the free drinks bid yo my friend
>we stop gambling, chug out drinks and leave
That was back in 2011 or so, not sure if it’s the same, but fuck that place for making you pay outrages prices for drinks
There's casinos in Florida???
idk anon the general rule seems to be in Nevada casinos that if you get offered a drink by a waitress while gambling it's free but if you go to the bar to order it's not... now my stepdad gets free drinks at the bar because he's a regular that gambles alot... like $500 bets on blackjack and craps. Not "up 6 bucks."
That's Nevada though. Indian casinos sometimes don't offer free drinks at all.
>what would you recommend to do here?
Lol oh that's funny, but why?
The bay is filled with sewage because of the inability for Pinellas/Hillsborough to support a booming population of rust belt refugees living in 5 story condos made of OSB that will leak and cave within 3 years. Tampa is the most underwhelming and unremarkable "city" I've ever had the pain to drive through. It's truly a shit hole. Pinellas county (St. Pete/Clearwater) is marginally better, but every semi-enjoyable area has been wiped out and replaced by condos over the last 5 years.
The beaches on both sides of the bay are absolute garbage. The sand is gray and there are constant fish kills as a result of phosphate poisoning or runoff. None of the food is particularly great; you have a selection of higher end Smith & Wollensky type places like every other metropolitan area with a population over 100,000, but local restaurants are all dogshit because they try too hard to emulate "back home," which is usually Chicago or New York. Protip: neither of these emulations work; they both suck ass.
The only thing you'll find enjoyable in Tampa is Ybor, and that's only if your hobby and sole attribute is drinking and looking like an asshole in public. Tampa should only be visited if you're on a connecting flight from TPA to somewhere better.
Oof very very harsh
Lot of the above is cool. If you want to coom Tampa had a really lively swinging scene. Try the usual websites or hit fantasyland to meet people - there's booths and an adult theatre its less sketchy thannit sounds if your in half decent shape you will do OK.
In weird aside if you like records the biggest record shop in the world is in Tampa (banana records) and a whole bunch of music stores across St Pete's etc
See Tom Brady play
Go to gasparilla during the spring and get blacked out and make out with milfs
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