The traveling meme

Why would I ever need to travel? I have the whole world in my country?
Ireland? No I’ll just go to Scituate, Massachusetts.
Vietnam? I can just go to Westminster, California.
Mexico? I can just go to El Paso, Texas.
Bosnia? I can just go to St. Louis, Missouri.
Italy? I can just go to New Jersey.
India? I can just go to New Jersey.
Denmark? I can just go to Solvang, California.
Sweden? I can just go to Minneapolis, Minnesota (there’s a lot of Swedes and Somalis there, just like in Sweden)
Cuba? I can just go to Miami, Florida.

You see what I mean? I have the whole world at my fingertips.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    mutt mentality

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ure correkt and right ure wrong and jelly

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks bro. Here’s a Lithuanian church from Los Angeles, where I live.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The real country is like a much spicier version of our ethnic enclaves or whatever

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Traveling is bad for the wallet but is good for the soul

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Minnesota was mostly settled by Germans, not Nordics. My relatives mostly settled in Texas and the PNW.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you ever keep in touch with them?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They came to visit my grandparents when I was still very young. I don't remember much of that. I've been thinking about visiting if I ever find myself in those parts.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like a road trip

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, it would be pretty cool. I've always wanted to do an American roadtrip. Maybe start somewhere in New England, going down the east coast to Texas, turning west, and finishing up the west coast. Kind of like a U shape.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I will do the same, but in segments. because that is super expensive
              On the map I posted I did the San Francisco-Springdale route. Next time I will do Los Angeles-Seattle

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They dont sound too bad

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, they were nice people from what I hear. Can't say I interacted with them much, being a small child at the time.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where to visit if want to experience american America?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      kansas

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably Maryland. You can experience rednecks, inner city gangstas, preppy rich kids, and and normal blue collar football fans all within an hours drive.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends which kind you mean
      >Pre-Columbian American
      Southwest
      >WASP
      Northern New England
      >Scotch-Irish
      Appalachia
      >Afro-Saxon
      Deep South

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Allen or McAllen Texas
      Can't remember if that's the name

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    traveling is for sexpats and women

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you are right, but not every country is as large and diverse as US
    if I want to go proper mountain hiking I need to go abroad
    if I want to chill at a beach I need to go abroad
    if I want to frick a ladyboy I need to go abroad

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there’s a lot of Swedes and Somalis there, just like in Sweden
    Chuckled

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