Travel Consoomerism

What are some less common things you like to have with you on your travels?

I bring Chopsticks to Western countries because I prefer them and like to assert my dominance in restaurants.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    if i have spares, i will keep a few wooden chopsticks in my suitcase too, not for some special reason, but if i were in a hotel room and decided to get delivery food and they israelite me with wooden fork or something like that

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something to shave pubes

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      what wrong with a normal razor

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        dude you can't use the same razor upstairs and downstairs

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why not?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why not?

        You are 100% a virgin if you make yourself have a babydick with a razor kek. are you a woman? because that would explain using a razor for pubes

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          ??>
          I don't have facial hair but I shave my pubes with the same razor I use to shave my legs, and it's the same razor sold to men and women and homosexuals for such purposes, for me it's Harrys disposable carts. Just use a fresh cartridge for shaving pubes.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            a babydick for 2 days oh no. have sex or have a penis a that isn't so small its a 'babydick'

            You're supposed to shave off the pubes, not the tip.

            Shaving makes it look bigger since it’s not obscured

            >not shaving
            lmao who's the virgin

            He's saying trim not make it so you look like a child you absolute virgins. If you ever touched a woman they will laugh at you. Have you every heard of a man getting a wax? absolute homosexuals on this board

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          a babydick for 2 days oh no. have sex or have a penis a that isn't so small its a 'babydick'

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're supposed to shave off the pubes, not the tip.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            a babydick for 2 days oh no. have sex or have a penis a that isn't so small its a 'babydick'

            Lmao little baby boys who get no pussy

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I get enough pussy to know that girls hate pulling pubes out of their teeth you smoothbrained ESL

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shaving makes it look bigger since it’s not obscured

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not shaving
          lmao who's the virgin

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The guy who shaves his nuts is a virgin or gay.

            Shaving makes it look bigger since it’s not obscured

            Women don't care how big it looks it only matters how big it feels. Plus women aren't fooled by that shit anyway they know exactly how little your wiener is just by seeing it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Using a razor to shave your balls is a dangerous game.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    we do need gun control

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you need to control the gun to the roof of your mouth and pull the trigger.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do have those disposable wipes, there's some cheaper brand than dude wipes but it's nice to have one in your purse/edc bag/whatever since bidet aren't standard. A big thing of wet wipes would be more efficient but the disposable packs are very convenient since you can carry one for just-in-case.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol you dont need wet wipes or bidets at all. a little bit of dried shit on the anus is normal. you got tricked into buying useless stuff.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am not a fricking animal who walks around with a shit-smeared ass. If you shit a good solid shit on the regular every morning, just wipe once and hop in the shower. Wet wipes are only useful if you have bowel issues, messy shits, diarrhea, etc.

        [...]

        Again, stop being a smelly pig and take a fricking shower. Whether or not you have pubic hair is entirely irrelevant to hygiene.

        I get enough pussy to know that girls hate pulling pubes out of their teeth you smoothbrained ESL

        LOL, you must be a little guy indeed if women get pubes in their mouth while blowing you.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bring chopsticks to Western countries because I prefer them and like to assert my dominance
    People look at you weirdly as you try to eat a full steak with just two sticks

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    my portable video game console for fun on the plane. better than shitty movies on the plane.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      a 3ds is better

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can literally emulate any 3ds you want in 4x resolution. There are also devices with touch and OLED displays. DS is garbage tier with babby tier games. I can emulate PS2, Gamecube, Switch, Dreamcast, etc and play regular android games too.

        Frick your DS, Nintendo wienersucker.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    A kindle
    An rg351 gaming console
    A big metal water bottle

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    eye mask. I use that shit at home too. Can't stand sunlight in my eyes and I'm one of those people who take awhile to get to sleep and I'm always opening my eyes so the eye mask helps "trick" my brain into thinking my eyes are still closed so I sleep faster.
    I also bring a pocket prayerbook and a little set of icons.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bring a 35mm camera from the 50s everywhere

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pentax DSLR with couple of lenses
    At least pack of cigarettes everywhere I go

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Little bit of laap diip

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Thread immediately devolves into wiener and ball aesthetic discussion
    Straightest board on the 'chan

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    trimming pubes is good hygine. Having zero pubes literally defeats the entire purpose pubes are there for, moisture wicking. Having a sweaty baby dick is literally the opposite of being hygienic. And if you're saying never shave and have a unshaven bush at all times you've never spoken to a woman or are low T and aren't growing the nature amount of hair a man grows. Which is it?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >trimming pubes is good hygine.
      It's not hygiene at all. It may satisfy some obscure sense of orderliness to be well-trimmed but there's no observable advantage for in health.

      Yes, tech companies are filled with conservative veteran gun nuts. It’s so annoying.

      >conservative veteran gun nuts
      Conservative veteran gun nuts don't advocate for common sense gun control. Soijacks who happen to be military vets and work at liberal tech companies, on the other hand...

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's not hygiene at all.
        having no pubes is bad hygiene moron. There's hair to wick moisture

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          trimming pubes is good hygine. Having zero pubes literally defeats the entire purpose pubes are there for, moisture wicking. Having a sweaty baby dick is literally the opposite of being hygienic. And if you're saying never shave and have a unshaven bush at all times you've never spoken to a woman or are low T and aren't growing the nature amount of hair a man grows. Which is it?

          Why do you need to wick away moisture? Are you pissing yourself?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >t. smells bad, has poor hygiene, and spends life sitting down

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              I forgot that a lot of you are fatasses with swamp ass.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >My dick is small and I smell bad
                sound about right baby dick kek

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't say it wasn't. Are you replying to the wrong post or failing to grasp the use of greentext? Maybe you just don't read English well.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Posting sõyjak doesn't make you cool. It makes you a fricking homosexual

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The sad part is this is standard "starter pack" stuff in any tech company, or such on west coast. It's so nice to live in SEA to be free of all this money scheme schemes. I really hate the idea of branding and people showing off their brands like it's an badge of honor or something.

    I hate buying patagonia / northface crap for this, but their lifetime policy is nice but probably going to get ll bean stuff cause the logo is not so fricking bold and centered but yeah. It's so fricking relatable and exhausting.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, tech companies are filled with conservative veteran gun nuts. It’s so annoying.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Travelled for three years by land.
    Travel junk:
    RDIF resistant credit card holder. Unsure if it worked but it stopped the front rubbing off my credit card.
    Kevlar passport bag, the padded waist kind. Never lost my passport. Pro tip: have a regular wallet with your daily money as well

    That's it.
    Every other travel junk I had was either abandoned because it was heavy, given away because I had no use for it, broke or I left at home to begin with.
    People gave me all this bullshit stuff before I left and I just left it at hostels for other people to fool around with.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    packing cubes, tech packs, toiletries bags, backpacks, sling bags. I FRICKING LOVE ORGANIZATION

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    BINOCULARS

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shave your pubes or at least trim them down Jesus Christ no woman wants to see your massive scraggly bush let alone get fricked by you, no wonder so many of you losers have to pay for sex.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no you must shave yourself!!!
      >What about the women!!!
      fricking dweeb kek

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >odd fascination with baby yoda
    Lost

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