travelings peak here
 Thalidomide Vintage Ad Shirt $22.14 |
 DMT Has Friends For Me Shirt $21.68 |
Thalidomide Vintage Ad Shirt $22.14 |
travelings peak here
travelings peak here
Thalidomide Vintage Ad Shirt $22.14 |
DMT Has Friends For Me Shirt $21.68 |
Thalidomide Vintage Ad Shirt $22.14 |
Traveling peaks when I am inside some Japanese pussy raw,
>when you finally get your seat for your standby ticket
I've never done this before, is it worth it? Is it cheaper? What's the advantage of doing standby?
based
prove him wrong, we'll be reading about you in the news and on tiktoks
>prove him wrong, we'll be reading about you in the news and on tiktoks
I look like a respectable young man, nothing to worry about
If you're in the industry then it's about 5 to 15% of what you would pay when you'd walk in and buy your ticket on the day of the flight.
Advantage: cheap, extremely flexible
Disadvantage: need for contingency plans
If you're a civilian it's usually a courtesy to get you somewhere faster, e.g. when a connection broke and the next flights are already full or when you have a ticket for a later flight but you're already at the airport in time for an earlier flight.
The only time I've ever used standby was when I got to the airport REALLY early, so I asked if I could get put on an earlier flight. One guy never checked in, so they gave me his seat. It was a really shitty seat, but at least I got home extra early.
>get to seat, see this
>"anon, i'm scared of flying, can you hold my hand?"
wat do
Get scowled at by venomous karens like you’re some pedophile freak for daring to make a child laugh and smile like a normal person. All men are rapists after all.
You are so far gone
he's right
that's a basic observation of reality
you might need therapy
>All men are rapists after all.
Unironically true.
Dick-brained moids will seethe at this basic fact of biology.
Don't you have some 80 IQ tiktoker to be gangstalking? Don't pretend to be the well-adjusted one here.
No fricking idea how bringing up Tiktok changes moid biology. Moids would stick their penis in literally anything, even forcefully.
ok femcel
I have the window seat. I'll let you sit there though, but you better not get up to piss every 5 minutes cus I plan on sleeping. ok? OKAY?
>sure kid, hold on tight
>flying is amazing. People have always wanted to be able to fly. We're lucky to live in a time when it's possible
>It's pretty cool that your mom and dad let you fly alone. They must think you're pretty grown up
>Why are you flying to X? What are you gonna do there?
>did you get the day off school to fly today? That's pretty cool, your classmates must be jealous.
>Look, we're already in the sky! That wasn't so bad was it?
you guys are all disgusting perverts
Try 5 years younger.
>get aisle seat. frick yeah I can spread my legs out into the aisle.
>wife husbando and their 3 kids. Wife randomly ass gets assigned the center seat, while husbando and kids are on the other side of the plane. Just offer her up the aisle seat so she can sit adjacent to her husbando so Im not over there cucking him.
>she says that would be great and says its her birthday. Austistic tell her happy birthday and move to the window seat
>she parks a toddler in the middle seat. On a combo of sleeping pills and redbulls because I want to sleep on the flight but also need to wake up for lay overs. Working out pretty sweet, I can pass out and wake up completely on demand.
>Pass out in the window seat like Im dead. feel kid poking at me. Hear "is he dead?? no hes breathing"
> wake up with crumbs, cheerios, playdoh fricking everywhere.
the best feeling is when you enter and they direct you left to the business class while all the plebs go right to the cramped sweaty clusterfrick
you gotta be joking