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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've done 3 cruises in total and have had a blast on each one. That being said, if you're not the "social" type, you're going to have a bad time.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I am but I can't imagine having anything in common with people who don't use their vacation to visit cool and unique places

      They are fine if you don't get your hopes up or buy into the marketing like a low iq moron. If you have a family or get in on a deal with friends they can be a good getaway. Had my friend get married and do a cruise if they did a 4 person booking they got a huge discount, wasn't bad for 7 days 2 port cities, for ~400 total with the drink tickets.

      Pretty easy to get some pussy if you don't care about banging anything over a 7.

      I do, I have high standards.. Makes sence though, so it's just a cool fest

      The only thing I like about cruises is being able to have sex with MILFs and GILFs who want to cheat on their husbands (or have husbands who are literal cucks who enjoy being cheated on in front of them).

      Stories?

      >muh drugs muh cooming

      Stories?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >who don't use their vacation to visit cool and unique places
        what kind of elitist shit mindset is this? I'm highly doubting you're actually the social type because you sound insufferable.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Not resorting to bottom of the barrel people is elitist?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Coomers like you are bottom of the barrel

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I enjoyed it when I went but I wasn't the one paying so I was content to just chill and eat

      I am but I can't imagine having anything in common with people who don't use their vacation to visit cool and unique places
      [...]
      I do, I have high standards.. Makes sence though, so it's just a cool fest
      [...]
      Stories?
      [...]
      Stories?

      >I am but I can't imagine having anything in common with people who don't use their vacation to visit cool and unique places
      Too much of a pain in the ass to manage family while visiting places, if I'm traveling with them it's better to just have a low stress all inclusive type thing. Save the adventures for myself.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >not the "social" type
      I travel full-time and the one question I can't stand is, 'Where are your from?'... I'm so fricking sick of being asked this that I can't help but vibe anyone asking it. I get it the most from cruise ship type tourists. They're polite and well meaning to take an interest in a stranger. But I want to fricking pull their teeth out every goddamn time these boring fricks open small-talk with the fricking eyes rolling back in my head question. I can't fricking stand it anymore. I'm social, I'm cordial and polite - but frick me I don't belong among them, for their good and mine. I love the idea of being on a cruise ship, and a gentleman of leisure, but I have limits... I also can't look at their calves because the onset of early death through gluttony begins to work itself up in grotesque symptoms around the ankles and calves.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They are fine if you don't get your hopes up or buy into the marketing like a low iq moron. If you have a family or get in on a deal with friends they can be a good getaway. Had my friend get married and do a cruise if they did a 4 person booking they got a huge discount, wasn't bad for 7 days 2 port cities, for ~400 total with the drink tickets.

    Pretty easy to get some pussy if you don't care about banging anything over a 7.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >muh drugs muh cooming

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Coomers like you are bottom of the barrel

        >people enjoy sex
        oh no!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >if you don't care about banging anything over a 7.
      so cruises are just pedo fests?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Pretty easy to get some pussy
      >being able to have sex with MILFs and GILFs
      please elaborate
      never been on a cruise before but i may look into doing one in the caribbean just to visit all the small islands and shit in one go

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Cruises are basically times where adults can be far away from anything, shit that happens at sea tends to stay there. Lots of people often bring a +1 or 2 random friends who could be single along because of package deal price breaks, quite a lot offer packages starting at 4 people.

        You are on a floating 2.5 star hotel with shit all to do other than drink and sit in the sun, people get into the fricking around mood really damn quick. Usually you'll have 2 days or something at a port to dick around in a near tourist trap for 12-14 hours before going back to sea and doing frick all.

        They are mostly fine for people who want to laze around, let their kids do shit in a controlled area, and be 'off the grid' in terms of things.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing I like about cruises is being able to have sex with MILFs and GILFs who want to cheat on their husbands (or have husbands who are literal cucks who enjoy being cheated on in front of them).

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ^this I believe is the main selling point for "cruises". Its for degenerates to do some sick/heinous activities on those ships. Cruise ships are pretty much just a hotel on the water and there isnt much to really do. They do stops on tourist areas so you can continue doing degenerate shit. If you get an illness or get injured on the ship, good luck as there have been horror stories of people not getting the medical help they need. For a while now they're known to be where Boomers go for swingers parties

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Friendly reminder that up until a few years ago, Cougar Cruises were a thing. Google it.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A common autism characteristic is being unable to understand that people can like different things for different reasons.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the main point was to network with boomers on it so some of their wealth can trickle down to you.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >cruises on a vessel with more than 100 passengers
      >wealth to trickle down

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Hates crusies
    >Never been on a cruise
    >Calls people who likes cruises low iq

    The mind of the moron

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I am not on antidepressants and have an above average IQ yet I've been on 4 cruise vacations and had a good time. It's not my preferred way of travelling and it has it's pros and cons but under the right circumstances, with the right people, cruising can be good.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Either this is bait that I’m falling for or you are actually an absolute fricking low IQ baboon homosexual.
    Listen carefully you waste of bandwidth. Some people go on cruises because they want to get away, lay out, read a book, enjoy the sun, and not give a frick for a few days.
    What a fricking moronic you are. Go back to /b/ and enjoy troon posts

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They sound like low energy losers to me. They should try hitting the weights and gaining hobbies and finding jobs that they actually like..

      I don't understand the appeal of cruises. Isn't it something for old people?

      It is

      Cruises are basically times where adults can be far away from anything, shit that happens at sea tends to stay there. Lots of people often bring a +1 or 2 random friends who could be single along because of package deal price breaks, quite a lot offer packages starting at 4 people.

      You are on a floating 2.5 star hotel with shit all to do other than drink and sit in the sun, people get into the fricking around mood really damn quick. Usually you'll have 2 days or something at a port to dick around in a near tourist trap for 12-14 hours before going back to sea and doing frick all.

      They are mostly fine for people who want to laze around, let their kids do shit in a controlled area, and be 'off the grid' in terms of things.

      I get the kids part.. I mean personally when I have kids I will take them to museums and historical sites like my parents did instead of instilling lazy goy mentality into them

      It's a floating resort that's cheap, can go to other countries easily, be away from light pollution to see the stars etc.

      It's a thing of preference like, why do some people prefer rail travel vs a plane, and vice versa, to go from A->B.

      An Alaska or antarctic or Europe cruise might be interesting but in the Caribbean there is nothing to look at. Just go to a resort or something..

      It's a floating resort that's cheap, can go to other countries easily, be away from light pollution to see the stars etc.

      It's a thing of preference like, why do some people prefer rail travel vs a plane, and vice versa, to go from A->B.

      I only been on a cruise once when I was little(even then I was bored) and I don't remeber the start being visible due to the lights from the ship..

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ask me how I know you've never been past Jamaica lol

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        explain to me why people liking cruises upsets you

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand the appeal of cruises. Isn't it something for old people?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's a floating resort that's cheap, can go to other countries easily, be away from light pollution to see the stars etc.

      It's a thing of preference like, why do some people prefer rail travel vs a plane, and vice versa, to go from A->B.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I get it but wouldn't you want to hang out with people of your own age group?

        I watched a youtube video where a girl went to a cruise which was in her opinion marketed to millenials, yet there were only boomers there

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a millenial and would rather hang out with boomers. Millennials are all fat and lame and just want to eat, drink and complain boomers are much more active and adventurous

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    cringe
    you are taking cruises too seriously, just have fun

    flirt with girls, drink

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm in my late 20s, I go for girls 18-24, I can't imagine young women going on cruise ships..

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you are spending too much on cruise tickets

        the cheaper the cruise the more fun you will have
        it should be like living inside of a rachet night club run by Jamaicans

        every room should stink of weed, the cruise ship security guards should be struggling to maintain order every day

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've wanted to go on a cruise for a while. Been looking at Seabourn, specifically one of their Antarctic experiences. I like it because suits or tuxedos are required after 6pm... as it should be.

    I can't say a Carnival/Princess/etc appeals to me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why should it be?

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've been on that exact ship twice.
    One other time on Harmony, which is a sister ship.
    Cruises are by far the best way to do a vacation.
    Pay a set price, about $1,000pp/pw often less.
    That's it. It's all included. Drinks, food, alcohol, entertainment. It's all there and included.
    You get to relax, eat some of the best food you will ever fricking have, and visit a new country every day.

    The ships themselves are something else.
    The Oasis class, which Wonder is part of, has literal fricking parks inside them.

    I've been on 6 cruises total, and always had a good time.

    If you ever wanted to go on one, do it.

    Just don't cheap out and go with some israelite cruise line.

    Royal Caribbean, NCL, and Virgin are the best for the average person.
    Celebrity, Viking, and Princess are nice but high-end. Like, you need to dress nice high-end.
    Disney if you have kids.
    Frick any other cruise line. Especially Carnival.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks cruise line employee

      t. Hotel manager and part time glowie

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a mechanical engineer irl
        We just go on vacation twice a year and don't feel like doing all the planning shit.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm a mechanical engineer irl
          redpill me on getting a job as a mechanical engineer
          i just graduated with an ME degree

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >redpill me on getting a job as a mechanical engineer
            Don't.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            HVAC
            V
            A
            C

            It’s boring but you will never be out of work and the professional community is bro-tier. Grind a few years at an A&E firm as a noob, get your PE, then settle into a comfy design lead position.

            t. ME working %100 remote for $160k a year.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >t. ME working %100 remote for $160k a year.
              wow, this is exactly what I want to be
              any companies you recommend I apply to?

              >redpill me on getting a job as a mechanical engineer
              Don't.

              yea I am mostly applying to software positions and have software engineering internship experience but I'm not getting any replies to new grad SWE positions currently

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                This isn't the thread for that, kindly frick off.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >any companies you recommend I apply to?
                Larp and Associates seems to be a very popular firm around here

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                SSOE
                Jacobs
                Tetra Tech/Glumac
                Kiewet
                Stantec
                DLR Group

                Those are some of the big ones. If you google “A&E firms near me” you can find smaller mom n pop firms.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >HVAC

              Depends entirely on what you're doing. Designing and engineering can be profitable, but installation and maintenance is moron-tier, there's no profit to be made doing that and you're better off panhandling for money. It only makes sense to do that if you're selling other facilities services.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Don't, it's the worst outcome in stem.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      1000 bucks per person? I though it was a few hundred

      In Ecuador I can get a beach front condo for a month for 200 bucks and 10 bucks aday car rental and 1p doller a gram coke. So that BTFOs carribiean cruise line philosophy. Also I don't like drinking often. I can get drunk once or twice a month. I can't imagine the mindset of getting drunk every day, I wake up not wanting it.

      As for euro cruise lines... Idk, I bet u can see more sights for cheaper. I go to the gym every day, I'm high energy and I love my job so I don't need a break to relax, I need adventure. The beaches the cruise will take u is crowded. When I was in Ecuador the beaches were Pristina and not crowded. I came across an army of like 10,000 crabs and laid down and let them crawl over me..

      U sound like a mech engineer

      >t. High energy EE thats actually passionate about his job

      U are right about the food and I do like to gourmet out but I can skip on the good eating while vacationing since at home I eat dry aged steaks and good home cooked meals on the regular.. I would rather see sights and excperince culture and frick women(not from the American pudgy panhandle...). Can't imagine a 8/10 or above going on a cruise...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Can't imagine a 8/10 or above going on a cruise...
        That's because it doesn't happen.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The point of a cruise is to be drunk 24/7 and sleep with a 6 that’s it the whole thing

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Never been on a cruise but I like the idea to visit more places, is it so terrible?

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Some friends went on a cruise and ran a train through a girl. That's all I have to add. Happy cruising.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So the sex ratio is awful on those cruises?

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Has the original poster been on a cruise? If so I assume they/them to be the anti social type. There’s no better deal than cruising- hotel, food, entertainment, travel for less than 100 a day? Sure- some ships or cruise lines are lower quality than others, but unless you have an IQ lower than the temperature you can probably navigate around those sailings. I’ve been on carnival about 10 times, Royal once, princess once, and celebrity once (last week actually). Carnivals food is iffy these days but it’s by far the most fun. If the food sucks, have another drink and get some pizza.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What's your guys' recommendations on cruises for a mid 20s guy? I like to socialize and don't care about living in squalor as long as the foods decent and the drinks are tasty.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >be me
      >get on cruise with family
      >uncle sneaks in premixed gallons of vodka + OJ and vodka + cranberry in his luggage for maximum alcoholism
      >caribbean_vacation.exe
      >socialize with people from the cruise and meet tons of them
      >pool is freezing cold despite being in caribbean weather
      >get laid with a girl from the shitty dance club
      >shows on board are either mediocre as hell to alright, the magic show and band were ok but everything else was awful
      >dinner was good, lunch was ok, breakfast was nothing special
      >the stops on islands are shit, you have practically no time to do anything and there is zero real benefit besides better bars (if you know where they are before you get off the cruise) or a beach day
      >laughed at the moronic 22 year olds who thought they'd actually fallen in love and would be together despite the girl having to go back to mexico after the trip while the guy returns to US

      It's a good deal if you're a hotelgay who travels abroad and never leaves the hotel for any reason, looking to just get fricked up and hit on whoever else is on board. If you want to actually travel somewhere, it is the absolute worst way to go about it.

      Royal Caribbean for better quality stuff (on the lower end of budget concerns), Carnival if you want to up the squalor and odds at getting laid but get shittier food/drinks

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >nooo you can't enjoy this because I don't!!!
    Leave the thread if the topic doesn't interest you. It's that simple.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you go with friends it's a blast. I did a seven day Mediterranean cruise and had a great time. You get 6 destinations in 7 days, which you can use as reference to plan future trips if you come across a nice city. In the evenings you get drunk with your mates, rinse and repeat.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it aint bad

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    be honest have you ever gone on a cruise

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    most of them still wear masks and get frequent nasal tests LMAO

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wearing masks would take a lot of the fun out of going on a cruise.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ? I live in Florida where "most" cruises depart from, been on 4 since the pandemic, no one wore masks lol

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      got off of a cruise 2 weeks ago, there was no vaccine requirement and no masks
      did a different one in november, same deal
      a different one last may had a vaccine requirement and a negative test was needed, but once on board, there were no masks
      what are you on about

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When I see cruise ships all I can think of is the fact that they dump raw piss and shit into the ocean whereever they go. Shitting on dolphins, manatees and whales with impunity.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's not raw, and it's not wherever. and it's definitely not on manatees. is this just really good bait?

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm with you. It's a floating suburb with more casual sex and no cars. Almost everything cruises have to offer can be found on land for the same price and cost of opportunity.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cruises are fun if you’re not an antisocial moron and can live without a PC for 5 days, but definitely are only for couples or families. If you’re single find a singles cruise or expect to be hanging out alone a lot.

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