Unihertz jelly star

>very small
>8 gb ram
>256 gb storage
>200$

Not saying it's perfect, but i think it's nice

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    All it needs is a physical keyboard that slides out and you have a much better Samsung Intensity.
    I would buy it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keyboard chad

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keyboard chad

      I would like something on this size but thinner for music, phone calls and pictures, literally dont need anything else, not sure about the price

      The form factor seems nice, but it's redundant since my Samsung Galaxy Y (2011) still works. And better than any phone today

      The minute you pull this out on a date it's over, these moron devices give women major ick lol

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >caring
        it was over for you from the beginning

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seems like a cheap way to filter prostitutes and vapid c**ts. I'll take two, one for me and one for my brother.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one here cares about dating

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        only the women not worth dating get the ick from what phone you use, like who cares tbh. It's the modern day equivalent of "ew, look at the kind of car he drives"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I actually rocked the jelly 2 for about a year and had girls super interested in my cute little phone

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >looking at your phone when socialising

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          literally me

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        stop worrying about what women think

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This one would not because its small but because its ugly
        And it doesn't have OLED
        The last based phone was pixel 4a but it's rather fragile

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        With a huge bulge in your pocket you don't even need to pull it out, you already look like a greasy nerd.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh anon I have a huge bulge in my pocket, it's just not what you imagine....

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's almost as bad as having a Nintendo console.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          what is this supposed to mean? Does she like it or not? The fat is hiding too much of her facial expressions

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The minute you pull this out on a date it's over, these moron devices give women major ick lol
        The eternal cope of the thirsty simp improover. What next? Did you fail to get laid because she didn't like the case your iPhone was in, or wasn't in, or what color your phone was, or you dropped your phone when you tried to do a "Harlem Globetrotter" spin with it?
        You're out there doing a tap dance making an utter fool of yourself while the girl's eyes start wandering over to Chad as he passes by, and she couldn't care less what kind of phone he has.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gives them the 'ick
        that would be me

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If a woman dislikes you, then it'll be an ick.
        If a woman likes you, she'll get curious about it and find your smartphone "cute" and stuff.

        It's all about if she already wanted the D or not.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me too senpai: https://www.unihertz.com/collections/titan-series
      I had the BlackBerry Q10, moved on to the classic, begrudgingly purchased a Priv, and then a KeyOne. Unihertz is single-handedly keeping PKBs alive on smartphones, and they do it quite well.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keyboard chad

      Me too senpai: https://www.unihertz.com/collections/titan-series
      I had the BlackBerry Q10, moved on to the classic, begrudgingly purchased a Priv, and then a KeyOne. Unihertz is single-handedly keeping PKBs alive on smartphones, and they do it quite well.

      would you buy pic related with a modern motherboard installed?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably, but it would have to be cheaper than those Titans.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          what is you had to buy the bare motherboard and install it yourself?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            As long as it could be done with a spudger and a small screwdriver, and there were clear instructions, sure.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i actually still have mine. it doesn't work, needs a new battery and the touch display doesn't work and the touch buttons also don't work. but it's still pretty satisfying to slide open and shut

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        what is you had to buy the bare motherboard and install it yourself?

        what is the process like for getting a motherboard for a phone made?
        it must cost at least 100k and have a minimum order size of 1k

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        no
        I want a phone by blackberry with a keyboard just internally modern

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This but running x86_64 and an open source modem, with modules written and approved by Linus. No carrier restrictions and rooted by default so people stop saying rooted. Fully debloated by default and SELinux enforced by default. ability to disable e911. Ability to run Kali Linux.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah, and software defined modem that will be future proofed to support 6g, 7g, 8g, etc... And if you get it too close to other devices it hacks into them by mistake.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick are you going to type on a 3 inch keyboard

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The entire works of Shakespeare

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the collective drying up of pussies when you bring this out in public lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I use degoogled ROM and I am dating a guy, your point?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        anon was talking about women

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >schizo ROM
        >fricks men
        based me too
        wanna frick?

        i hate women so much it's unreal

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would like something on this size but thinner for music, phone calls and pictures, literally dont need anything else, not sure about the price

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >freetard grifter meme gadget
    >comically overpriced
    Like clockwork

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I have down syndrome
      That's obvious. Not a single one of their products is open source, from the software down to the hardware.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You missed the point moron
        You, as a freetard memer, you are pushing comically overpriced gadgets

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          There are 46 posters in this thread. I use a mix of free and non-free software. You are a moron.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The form factor seems nice, but it's redundant since my Samsung Galaxy Y (2011) still works. And better than any phone today

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you know for 100-200 more you can find a ThinkPhone now which has 8gb ram and 256gb but it has a rugged flagship build vs that budget tier garbage

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but I'm 5'6 manlet and my hands are smol so i will stick to the unihertz, thank you for the advuce tho

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        solid reply, that's actually my main complaint about it out of all the things I like about it, I can't really hit the lower left corner of mine unless I stretch my thumb

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    iphone 12 mini is the same price and has an OLED

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      runs iOS tho

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >OLED meme
      The mini only has 4GB RAM. It was dogshit even when it released.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    does it take some aosp/lineage thing easily?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to get one as a spare phone for when I don't want to take my Fold somewhere. Wish there were more reasonably-sized phones like this

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am more interested in getting android running on a raspberry pi. Then making a mobile raspberry pi with an lte hat.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there custom Roms for this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/wFdrfWp.jpg

      does it take some aosp/lineage thing easily?

      https://github.com/rumplestilzken/gargoyle_lineageos20

      https://github.com/ubuntu-touch-unihertz-titan/

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've said it before and I'm saying it again. This phone is thick enough to fit AAA batteries. Why THE FRICK doesn't run on them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://m.gsmarena.com/flashback_that_phone_runs_on_what-news-47607.php

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      because then it would be even thicker

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's 18.7mm thick and a AAA battery is 10.5mm thick.

        You'd need like ten AAA batteries to match the energy of the li-ion battery inside it.

        Its battery holds around 7.6 watt-hours. That's like four AAAs. You could even use Li-ion AAAs if you wanted to.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's 18.7mm thick and a AAA battery is 10.5mm thick.
          bro are you fricking brain dead

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Those are relevant facts. Make a point or shut up.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'd need like ten AAA batteries to match the energy of the li-ion battery inside it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They make lithium ion battery with AAA form factor.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just want them to make a true international version with 5g so I can travel with it properly

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >5G
      >needing more on a phone about needing less

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the piece of shit selection for 4g bands for international travel on android phones makes them shit because manufacturers don't just make them universal across regions

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what is tethering

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >needing tethering

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a useful feature to have.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >trying too hard

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >headphone jack and micro sd
    it's literally perfect

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like I’d lose this easily. My iphone se already feels like nothing in my pocket.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate apple but the iphone se is the best phone I've owned, perfectly compact and non-intrusive use. Sadly mine is too old and I have no idea what to get now, current se models are bigger.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's still getting security updates so there's no real need to get the latest. Although you can get a used 2020 SE for $120 now.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    if this had a physical keyboard i would buy it in an instant

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does this piece of shit need 8gb of ram?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because to end le 2024 smartphone lag

      Also
      >implying it's a piece of shit

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got this as a meme and everyone… loved it. Yes even girls love it. I have no clue why. It’s the easiest conversation starter and everyone thinks it’s revolutionary tech. One major issue. If the battery dies, that shit won’t turn back on for another hour or more… maybe that’s just my unit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Girls think small devices look cute. Girls in my uni liked my poverty tier eeepc netbook for the same reason

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If only it was 4/4.5" instead of 3"...
    like why such a perfect phone and then make it SO DAMMN SMALL
    I need a phone that I can comfortably use one handed, not one that fits fully in the palm of my hand and is a pain to type or do anything on on

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah they went way too hard on the small meme.
      even 3.8 may be enough, but 3?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.unihertz.com/collections/atom-series
      https://www.unihertz.com/collections/others

      if this had a physical keyboard i would buy it in an instant

      https://www.unihertz.com/collections/titan-series

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the titan seems to be all around worse while also being more expensive, unfortunately

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Darn, this was meant for

      If only it was 4/4.5" instead of 3"...
      like why such a perfect phone and then make it SO DAMMN SMALL
      I need a phone that I can comfortably use one handed, not one that fits fully in the palm of my hand and is a pain to type or do anything on on

      .

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.unihertz.com/collections/atom-series
        https://www.unihertz.com/collections/others

        [...]
        https://www.unihertz.com/collections/titan-series

        but what if I don't want a rugged device that's as big as a 5" phone while only being 4"?
        that thing looks like shit

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still think I'd want a slide-out keyboard. But something like the jelly pro seems great for hiking, since you can carry spare, charged batteries.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    its too small, thats the main issue
    look at a video of someone holding it

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it just needs to run webOS (Palm's webOS)

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine getting anything other than a Pixel with GrapheneOS. enjoy getting cucked by your OEM after 4 months and running outdated insecure android versions

    >B-but that's a Google phone!
    EVERY Android phone is a Google phone

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only trannies get Pixel phones. You're not a troony are you?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No I live in India

        troonys is not allowed here, you stupid itoddler.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        [citation needed]

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