Vietnam

Going there for 3 weeks in March next year. What should I do? I plan to fly into Ho Chi Mihn City, rent a dual sport motorcycle, and ride my way up to Hanoi, do the Ha Giang Loop, then fly out from Hanoi. I'm not against cooming in Vietname poosi, but I'm not going to seek it out either. I'm mostly interested in exploring a relatively cheap country.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    this picture is fake

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Seething Mutt or Chink mad the Vietnamese kicked their asses.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        > More than 3 million people, including over 58,000 Americans, were killed in the Vietnam War, and more than half of the dead were Vietnamese civilians
        >3,000,000 dead asiatics
        >58,000 dead Americans

        Who kicked whose ass?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Americans official goal, which completely failed, was to stop communism, not genocide uneducated farmers and children then run away. If the latter then yeah, the Americans really licked ass.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          How many of those 3mil were the American's south vietnamese allies?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >20 years, superior weapons and a trillion dolalrs
          >still can't win against rice farmers
          The cope from you people is pathetic

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Majority of the Viet casualties were from air raids, not from oh-so-mighty American GIs kicking Vietcong ass in hand-to-hand combat.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          they hate this post because they know its true
          vietnam is now capitalist and produces cheap clothes and beer for americhads and auschads
          they lost millions of lives and millions still suffer to today of agent orange poisoning, no amouny of seething will change facts

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's clearly a model from a museum

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. Seething Mutt or Chink mad the Vietnamese kicked their asses.

        fakes NEWS

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't it an exhibit in a museum?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        its fake moron

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          ESL?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't it an exhibit in a museum?

      its fake moron

      I think it' da mannequin at Củ Chi Tunnels

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's real

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I plan to fly into Ho Chi Mihn City, rent a dual sport motorcycle, and ride my way up to Hanoi, do the Ha Giang Loop,
    based

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you been to Vietnam before? If so, what do you recommend?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        no just think anything involving getting a bike a fricking around at your own pace is based

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        eat yourself into a coma

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          My appetite will astound the Viets

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 weeks to ride to hanoi? why bother rushing through the country like that?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What would you recommend?

      no just think anything involving getting a bike a fricking around at your own pace is based

      Gotcha.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve done Hanoi to HCMC and it’s a long-ass ride. Just the Ha Giang loop itself, along with Hanoi, should be a good week in itself to really get the most out of it. Might want to take it easy on an island and/or somewhere in the central highlands before doing the loop.

  5. 6 months ago
    Fuck Jannies

    Vietnam is a wonderful destination. I love going there and have been many times.
    Sometimes I dress like in super poor and stand on the streets asking for donations to get home. I actually do get money. If I do it long enough it pays for my hotel stay. It's like a free vacation! I highly recommend this for long term travel if you don't have a remote job.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    go to japantown in district 1

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Try to go to Khe Bang national park and ride through there. Insane jungle in the neck of the dragon. Go to Ninh Binh. Khe Sanh road to Laos is a pretty interesting ride. See the weird temples in between it all. Spend some time with the monk children at said temples in the middle of nowhere. You’ll regret leaving so soon. If you find a nice girl that things feel right with try to spend more time with her and be as present as you can be as it’s all over before you know it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ride more cautiously than you think is necessary through the small towns. God forbid you crash into a seventeen year old girl on her motorbike and have to spend six hours at the local police station figuring out if you’re going to a viet jail or if there’s an amount of bribe you and the family can agree on. Watch out for that big spider above the toilet in the police station rest room.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The lesson is simple: don't crash

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that tat
        >that monke face
        I want to vomit.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >present as you can be as it’s all over before you know it.

      Very true. it's already been 6 years since i was riding around Phong nha national park with a beautiful French girl on the back of my bike. I blew it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what do you do when your motorbike breaks down in the middle of nowhere?
      That fear is the biggst reason I've never tried it

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the food good in Japan Town or is it just a tourist trap?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Japan Town is based, it feels like a break from the third-world.

      Have you been to Vietnam before? If so, what do you recommend?

      I rode an XR150 around the south of the country, your plan of riding all the way up and doing Ha Giang would be sick

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The restaurants should be fine, avoid the bars and massage shops, those can be scammy

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Vietnam isn't that great for cooming. Thailand, Philippines, India and Africa are much better.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >India

      Careful anon, the poojeet mod might see this

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    cap

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      city girls really don't and the rest aren't attractive

      https://i.imgur.com/LSHOObn.jpg

      Ride more cautiously than you think is necessary through the small towns. God forbid you crash into a seventeen year old girl on her motorbike and have to spend six hours at the local police station figuring out if you’re going to a viet jail or if there’s an amount of bribe you and the family can agree on. Watch out for that big spider above the toilet in the police station rest room.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm in Hanoi and getting lots of local poon but I'm teaching English (this unironically seems to be respected) and learning Vietnamese so I'm not just on vacation. I think maybe it's tourists they don't mess with, rather than foreigners.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nêu tôi là một du khách, nhưng tôi có biết tiếng Việt thì sao?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anh không biết, người đen của tôi. Bạn sẽ phải tìm ra, nhưng anh nghĩ bạn sẽ ổn.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          you were replying to a pathetic gatekeeper
          >nooo don't come here, our women don't like you
          of course white men are desired

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a tourist but dress smartly when travelling in SEA. Its amazing how easy it is to stand out by making a modicum of effort unlike the other 99% in Chang singlets. Asian women and Asians in general definitely respond better and with more respect if you dress well. It requires just a little effort but spending $150 at Uniqlo seems to be beyond the comprehension of the average travelbro or aspie coomer.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nice, well done bro.

            >I'm in Hanoi and getting lots of local poon but I'm teaching English

            Are they your students? Do you creampie them?

            My students are children, so no. I've waited to creampie a few of their mothers but haven't had that opportunity.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Spending 150 on clothes is going a bit too far and possibly even trying too hard in the eyes of Viet girls. You just need some basic comfortable business casual clothes that you can probably pay 50 bucks in total and look the same.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Much easier if you’re a viet kieu, friend a 6 ft+ viet. Northern viet genes.

              Mother fricker slays in hanoi cause he speaks the language and girls think his american accent is cute.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >yassss slay queen

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                How many pussies did he creampie?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm in Hanoi and getting lots of local poon but I'm teaching English

          Are they your students? Do you creampie them?

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    check a youtube vid for what motorcycle traffic looks like in urban vietnam. then cancel your little plan dude.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What should I do?
    ride scooter in shoulder to shoulder traffic
    eat rice
    get the most ridiculously flamboyant suit tailor made in less than 24hrs for $40
    eat more rice
    take a boat ride on a river
    go see a ping pong show
    eat some more rice

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >get the most ridiculously flamboyant suit tailor made in less than 24hrs for $40

      TopGearmaxxing

      I've always wanted to fly to Vietnam and recreate that whole episode

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vietnam doesn't have pingpong shows. I went to a ping pong show in pattaya and it was BORING as frick

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should get the frick out of Saigon the moment you arrive. Stay a day if you're into to their history as it pertains to the Vietnam war but that city sucks. Then go to Dalat which is nice, good party hostels, and then go to the top beach place Nha Trang (This all makes sense via bus they're close) and that's all you need to do in the South. But then fly from Nha Trang to Da Nang and use that as a base to go to the main party destination Hoi An or Hue (I've never been to Hue though). I don't go North because I'm just not interested in the culture or motorbiking whatever. I go to Vietnam because it's cheap and there's hot young western girls running around who are totally DTF.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I’m a b***hy little russian manlet with the worst take on vietnam on this entire thread
      wow please be more obvious ivan

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like partying or going to the beach and white women aren't attractive to me

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        so you’re a friendless albino homosexual ok got it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I spent 10 days in Saigon it was so interesting the hell are you talking about

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have 10 days too. Any advice? Going with a pal.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >saigon
      where's that?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Party hostels
      Incredibly cringe, just go to a fricking club or a bar in your country if you're that desperate to simp for boring white bawds

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's over for white sexpats.

    Vietnam is getting harder to stay on a tourist visa.

    They're starting to deny visa renewals for expats doing infinite border runs. If you renew 3 or 4 visa 3-month renewal back to back, they'll start denying you.

    You used to stay on the business visa scam, 1 year visa but they cracked down on that.

    The new visa application page has too many questions. They gov doesn't want degen sexpats (english teachers) inside the country.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They ask many questions on the new visa page, such as "how many times have you been in Vietnam in the past 01 year" (to prevent chronic border runs),
      "Intended expenses (in USD)" (keep poor begpackers out)

      The golden age of sexpat teachers is over.

      In addition they charge $25 - $50 for the visa. Bruh

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just get a proper work visa. You only have to renew it every two years and your employer pays for it

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          But it's getting more difficult for the work visa. You used to go to Vietnam and teach on a 3-month tourist visa and go for border runs

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            People have wisened up to sexpats. Viet Kieus are still treated like gold over there.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I’ve been teaching here over a decade and never taught on one of those tourist visas. Border runs are just for those who are unqualified.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cope. I will never stop traveling to Vietnam, and cooming inside cuties.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/zw8wgo9.png

      They ask many questions on the new visa page, such as "how many times have you been in Vietnam in the past 01 year" (to prevent chronic border runs),
      "Intended expenses (in USD)" (keep poor begpackers out)

      The golden age of sexpat teachers is over.

      In addition they charge $25 - $50 for the visa. Bruh

      uhh this will make expating in vietnam insanely better in the medium to long term, though

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >now you get 90 day evisa for $25 without doing extensions

    Depending on which passport you're holding. You can get 45 day visa on arrival for Thailand without filling a single form or paying $$$.

    If you apply for visas back to back (like 4 times in a row while doing border runs) they'll deny the application.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >it's easier than ever, now you get 90 day evisa for $25 without doing extensions, visa approval letters or other crap

    The golden run is over. Pre-COVID, you had smelly boer South Africans teaching english in Vietnam, doing infinite border runs. POST-COVID they have cracked down on english teachers. The TRC is hard to get.

    It was piss easy to stay in Vietnam indefinitely on a tourist visa. Nowadays? Hard.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >wtf this is supposed to mean?

    Back in the day, you can keep applying for visas back-to-back when your 90 day is up, thus you can stay in Vietnam for years doing border runs. If you try this nowadays they'll start denying your visa application and put you on the black list. The government is tired of begpackers and sexpats. The blame the boers for this.

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Not him but I teach English here and one of my coworkers is a Boer tbh. He's the only one here I've met.

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >In the 6 years I've been going to Vietnam

    Sexpat detected.

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it is incomprehensible to the virgin chang that people may want to visit vietnam not for cooming purposes

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it. Why would chinese people care?

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I plan to go to Vietnam for a few months to just live cheap and grind a remote work project I have coming up. Anywhere that has accommodation + desks + food in like one building? Idk like a wework with room and board and a buffet? I'm not looking to travel around or do much sightseeing, just grind work and live cheap.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just go out and buy some food, bring back to the hotel. Much easier than finding some special place. I recommend Sa pa for a comfy and serene place to sit and grind work.

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >be mexican-australian
    >visit family in mexico
    >they are all short as shit
    >have flip friend
    >hes 6'1
    >he told me the same thing
    Why is it like this?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Idk i’m cambodian, i’m not even tall, i’m 5’11” but when I go back home it so easy to catch mires.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Western diet has more protein thus leading to height growth. The chicken, meat and cheese you eat is full of growth hormones they fed to the animals

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody know what the police background check for a work permit here actually entails?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      you need a notarised copy of your own countries criminal record check which lists any or none criminal history. most first world countries operate this system.

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone in Da Nang? Doing a halloween party at The Trip 66

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm planning to go from Vietnam to India. Getting bored of Vietland. Should I go? Anybody know what the cooming scene like there? I assume it's easier than Vietnam. Asking in this thread cause the jeetjanny.

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just used my awkward shitty Vietnamese to talk my way into bed with a girl who didn't speak a single word of English.

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all these coomers
    The reason why you choose Vietnam as a cooming destination is because you got rejected by Japan and its beauties. You guys are such losers.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >japan and its beauties
      keep daydreaming in anime, weeb homosexual
      every fifth woman in japan has partaken in some sort of pornography
      they have terrible, assymetric faces with messed up jaws and teeth
      and they have a fake squeeling voice and fake 'cuteness' only søy homosexuals like you fall for

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        cope and seethe
        Japan is superior
        filthy betonamu

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually the world is just way too globalized now. Japan, Korea, Taiwan. If you're not attractive then first world countries don't work anymore regardless of foreignness.
      Thus, the third world where your status is that you have wealth, and wealth is objectively attractive.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Are you "proprio"?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's a "proprio"?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's like "dealio"

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone know of any cool gaming/tabletop/hobby stuff? Stores, museums, clubs etc

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which city?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        hcmc

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else ever bring their Viet girl on vacation to the US? Mine is coming with me for Christmas next month. Hasn’t been out of the country before, or really out of the central highlands for that matter, so I’m wondering how she’ll adjust visiting the states.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Us whiteoids can live off another cultures food quite easily but Asians can't, she'll get homesick really quickly without asian food. My experiences were
      >Have fresh rice everyday in a rice cooker
      >Buy a big styrofoam box and insist that she has to fill it with asian food she wants like noodles, Chinese sausages, etc
      >Don't assume that the stuff in the west is the same as east, shit like fish sauce and onions sauce for example tastes completely different so make sure you put that in your box
      >She'll probably spend at least a few hours a day talking to her family back home, this is normal.
      >Try not to have too many stay at home days and always organize shit to do, even if she ends up hating half the things you chose.

      I've done this several times (not with a girl from the highlands) but if you have any questions. That's all that I can think of off the top of my head.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty solid advice actually. The weather change is gonna be a shock too of course.

        https://i.imgur.com/MNlyTEj.jpg

        >Anyone else ever bring their Viet girl on vacation to the US?
        What? How'd she get the visa? Was it expensive and time consuming?

        Filled out the form online, waited about a week for an interview at the consulate and that was about it. About $200 though :/

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Anyone else ever bring their Viet girl on vacation to the US?
      What? How'd she get the visa? Was it expensive and time consuming?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it just depends on whether or not you, and the person, have a stable job and can show that you have a valid reason to return.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you feel about cold weather in Vietnam?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's only in the north, and even then it isn't really that cold unless you're in the mountains

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        And even then, it isn't that cold, its like northern california in the winter cold.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve had more people try to scam me here than any other country in SEA

    1. Girl who tried to sell me a $100 a month phone plan, she said it was the “cheapest”
    2. Guy tried to sell me a simple lighter for $10
    3. Taxi driver told me he didn’t have change. The trip costed 60k, I only had a 100k bill
    4. Taxi driver overcharged me on grab taxi, 54k trip turned into a 70k trip, I only found out when I checked my grab history

    I know it’s only small amounts but this is 4 times, and I’ve only been here for 5 days

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you in a very touristy spot or what?
      I'm white and don't speak a word of viet and didn't have anyone try to scam in a month I'm there.
      Literally had taxi drivers in the middle of the night being ultra fair and surprised I tipped well, had a prostitute telling me I actually gave enough when I thought it wasn't and looking for more money to give.

      Places like Italy were rough especially when you're stuck somewhere, and I don't even want to talk about Morocco which was a nightmare 24/7.

      Guys idk who to turn to I need help.

      Okay I went out on a date with a girl in Vietnam. Really Nice date spoke good English, insisted on splitting the bill when we finished out meal, when I wanted to pay she snuck out and paid the entire thing, and I am getting strong vibes she's not a gold digger.

      Very sporty, martial arts champion, plays music.

      Literally perfect.

      Here's the thing she's 19 and below 160cm, I feel so uncomfortable, I mean she literally ticks so many boxes, but at the same time she is so much younger and looks young too, and doesnt have disposable income while I do while insisting to Split bills.

      So 1. I get anxious because she looks so young. 2. She gets paid so much less yet doesnt want to spend my money so my options of what I can do and where I can take her is extremely limited.

      Ohh and although she is legally an adult she just looks SO MUCH YOUNGER than me.

      Not posting any pictures but she looks young.

      How did you meet ?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        dropped my wallet in the greasiest nastiest back alley of Saigon scam area and some wannabe gangsta Vietnamese kid chased me down to give it back to me

        It’s a shame it won’t stay that way forever

        Soon it will be like Latin America and all gringos will just be walking ATMs

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >54k trip turned into a 70k trip
      bro that is less than a dollar difference

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guys idk who to turn to I need help.

    Okay I went out on a date with a girl in Vietnam. Really Nice date spoke good English, insisted on splitting the bill when we finished out meal, when I wanted to pay she snuck out and paid the entire thing, and I am getting strong vibes she's not a gold digger.

    Very sporty, martial arts champion, plays music.

    Literally perfect.

    Here's the thing she's 19 and below 160cm, I feel so uncomfortable, I mean she literally ticks so many boxes, but at the same time she is so much younger and looks young too, and doesnt have disposable income while I do while insisting to Split bills.

    So 1. I get anxious because she looks so young. 2. She gets paid so much less yet doesnt want to spend my money so my options of what I can do and where I can take her is extremely limited.

    Ohh and although she is legally an adult she just looks SO MUCH YOUNGER than me.

    Not posting any pictures but she looks young.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am 27. Forgot to mention. With a full beard so from a Vietnamese perspective I look 30. I look older than I am and she looks younger than she is. 8 years difference, but someone might assume 10+.

      I know this board is not meant for this exactly, but since I posted here a lot before going it came to mind.

      How negatively would this be seen by Vietnamese, if I were to continue going out and work through those issues I mentioned, should I just cut it off

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not a big age difference dude, when you're 35 she'll be 27.

        Younger woman relationships are also much more socially acceptable outside of the west where women usually earn less than men do and women are expected to find a man who takes care of them/their family.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Like I genuinely like her.

          This is only the 2nd girl I have talked to in my life that will let me ramble about random stuff and listen with intent and actually back me up or counter me while staying engaged in the conversation.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >counter me
            Never rude. She is extremely polite about it But she respectfully tells me she disagrees and tells me why she thinks I am wrong, but at the same time she ends up agreeing 90% of the time anyway.

            I dont know it just hurts, I am 27 and this is the first time Ive had a crush. I should have experienced when I was a teen. Thats what worries me, it doesnt feel normal. I should go on a date with a girl who is more jaded, because I honestly dont think I deserve someone so young and optimistic.

            I had never felt so much motivation to do something.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        what exactly is your problem, that strangers might think something that is in reality totally okay?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am 27. Forgot to mention. With a full beard so from a Vietnamese perspective I look 30. I look older than I am and she looks younger than she is. 8 years difference, but someone might assume 10+.

      I know this board is not meant for this exactly, but since I posted here a lot before going it came to mind.

      How negatively would this be seen by Vietnamese, if I were to continue going out and work through those issues I mentioned, should I just cut it off

      if ur going to brag just brag homosexual

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she is so much younger and looks young too

      stop dating 19 year old you freak. settle for strong women who are 30+ year old and above

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SO MUCH YOUNGER
      Dude you talk like you are a 67 year old white-haired grandpa robbing the cradle. Just chill, 18 and 27 is perfectly natural and traditional. If you are a good person and treat older members of her family with respect, I'm sure they will accept you. Of course guys in the street will be cracking jokes about your appearance, or what may or may not be going on in your bedroom. It's all harmless fun, not hostility or hatred. Go out drinking sometime, make a few friends, let it be known that you are a cool guy who is going to be sticking around, so everyone might as well be your friend.

      >counter me
      Never rude. She is extremely polite about it But she respectfully tells me she disagrees and tells me why she thinks I am wrong, but at the same time she ends up agreeing 90% of the time anyway.

      I dont know it just hurts, I am 27 and this is the first time Ive had a crush. I should have experienced when I was a teen. Thats what worries me, it doesnt feel normal. I should go on a date with a girl who is more jaded, because I honestly dont think I deserve someone so young and optimistic.

      I had never felt so much motivation to do something.

      You really need to cut off the self-sabotaging thought patterns ASAP. The toxicity is what will seep out and damage your relationship.

      If you don't frick her like your life depends on it she's going to realize you're an insecure loser and ghost you.
      She's not stupid and probably knows she's pretty hot but probably is westernized enough to dislike asian men, especially working class asian men who are honestly pretty trashy, and asian dating norms in general. Frick her or she's going to move on the next farang.

      I seriously doubt this would happen after he meets her family and all.

      [...]

      There are a lot of guys with no partners in SEA. Most of them aren't "seething" or bitter, they still have their optimism.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >my girl isn't a debt ridden, masculine, cellulite hag with a feminism degree... I can't bang her, she' a... LITERAL CHILD!!!!1!
      the amerigolem, everyone

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Its not

    1.

    Do I tell you all the small little clues.

    1. She showed up with very little make up.

    2. I wanted to meet up in district 1 in the party street, but she got lost on the way because she had never been there, so I had to pay a grab guy to help me pick her up because she couldnt find the place. I was at.

    3. She asked me if we could leave because it was too noisy, and she brought me to a very quiet Korean BBQ place in a quiet part of the city. She said her family used to go eat there when she was younger.

    4. I walked her home, she showed me where she practices martial arts, where she went to high school.

    5. She is begging me to find a different place outside of District1 somewhere safe because she says its full of gangsters there.

    6. I asked her if she would prefer to have a date where we go out and eat at a restaurant, and I pay for it or alternatively I offered her, that I will move my booking but only if she comes on a cooking date with me and I find an apartment with a working stove so she can teach me too cook, and she agreed to the former.

    Idk man I read people pretty well, I will dip any second any red flag for gold digger gets triggered.

    Ohh and the girl is a machine she ate more meat at the korean BBQ (the one she paid for in the end). She said its bulking season and she needs to get stronger and bigger to beat up girls with 60kgs. Which is just about the cutest thing I've seen a 48kg girl say.

    I am being genuine here, there is almost 0 shot she is a Fraud, but she looks so young and I know she is of age and her birthday, but when I started even thinking about this trip, she was technically still a minor... and that scares me.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont want to hurt this girl, I will take it slow with her, and I wouldnt even think of sleeping with her on this trip, but I want to come back in April anyway.

      So idk I just feel so reassured about her, except the age and the looks.

      Guys she is so pretty, but she looks younger than she is.

      I will not lie emotionally she might be 20 or 21. Physically she might be 18-19 wont go into specifics to protect her anonimity, but she could definitely pass for 16-17.

      But yes I am very concerned what Ricels think, because they might lash out. And I literally told her this today, that I think the age thing scares me a bit, but I still like her, and I would just like to move slow and figure it out.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ohh and she doesnt drink soda or alcohol to stay fit for martial arts.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I wouldnt even think of sleeping with her on this trip
        Bro come on.

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >A shit ton of ex-military oldgays in their 50s around here have a 20 something fresh

    I am also insecure that people might think thats what this is, theres no language barrier. I am not a native English speaker, she isnt as fluent as I am, but actually not that far from how my English skills were at her age.

    And she really genuinely tried to learn a few phrases in my native on our first date, I am having fun, but then I looka at her and realize ppl might think shes younger than she is, she is VERY pretty, but not Hot because she is so young looking, but I feel like she will age into that, but even saying that makes me feel bad.

    The thoughts that go through my head are; I cant show photos of her to my family and talk about her because when they see a photo they might assume she is 16, so I would need to date her in secret for 2 years before even showing a photo of her to anyone so she gets older looking

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you care what they think? Also she won't get older looking. Asians look 16 until they turn 50 and then they turn into grey haired grandmas overnight.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        She will, I know asians stay young looking but not like this. She will definitely look at least passibly older to at least pass the "is she a minor test" in a year or two. She smiles a lot and has huge dimples, those are going to turn into smiling lines for example

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you don't frick her like your life depends on it she's going to realize you're an insecure loser and ghost you.
          She's not stupid and probably knows she's pretty hot but probably is westernized enough to dislike asian men, especially working class asian men who are honestly pretty trashy, and asian dating norms in general. Frick her or she's going to move on the next farang.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am genuinely sorry for blogposting, but I cant talk about this to the people I know.

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >keep small notes with you
    Being able to make exact payments when required is a good idea in any cash-dominant society. I usually break my large bills at a bank after making an ATM withdrawal, after having had plenty of difficulties in the past getting change for them at businesses - even convenience stores and supermarkets often balk at making change.
    Anons who have traveled to Vietnam, what percentage of Vietnamese have basic English fluency?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm very touristic places and hotels maybe 50% know the basics in order to do their job.
      Outside of this they know maybe 5 words.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      A lot more than in Korea or Japan.

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >"Ricels" are butthurt that you're dating "their" race

    Cringe take. The natives are fricking like crazy because there are so many lithe, gorgeous women in SEA, as seen by their population size. It is the sexpat tourist who must go around the world to find a lover who is perpetually enraged.

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ill be back soon
    cant wait for all the delicious fricking food and cheap almost legit passable clothing and no i dont buy it from those shitty markets

    one place the burberry polos can be sold on stockx lol. but i dont like the name branded stuff its just good quality at a fraction of the price

    another nice thing is all the accessible food from other asian countries. salivating at the thought of the next taste of toyosu tuna.

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it enough to visit Ninh Binh for a day trip from Hanoi, or should I stay there for 48 hours?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lots to see and do in Ninh Binh, especially if you have a motorcycle. If you do, 3 days would be better

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    In HCM city rn only to realise the middle is experiencing flood . That was going to be my main destination. Any suggestions? got two weeks in vietnam

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      do what locals do and deal with it, wade through it

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Name some good food to try that isn't banh mi or pho.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Banh Pho

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bun Thit Nuong Cha Gio with the spring rolls as well

      if youre in hcmc take your pick https://manmoi.vn/menu

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really Vietnamese but nothing beats beef offal hotpot and a dozen beers somewhere comfy at night.

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guys I've been loving HCM just walking around for days going on a few dates.

    I dont like the Tours they are so fake and artificial, but I dont wanna be in HCM for my entire trip, been here for 6 days now just walking around not getting bored. 8 days left.

    I dont wanna take a lot of trips to random turist spots across south Vietnam because I hate that crap.

    Whats an interesting place to enjoy to just walk around in that I could visit.

    I cant write a scooter so, keep that in mind, if I had one I would just drive off in a direction til I found something cool

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't you just take the train to random places and see a bit more of the country?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Guys I've been loving HCM just walking around for days going on a few dates.

        I dont like the Tours they are so fake and artificial, but I dont wanna be in HCM for my entire trip, been here for 6 days now just walking around not getting bored. 8 days left.

        I dont wanna take a lot of trips to random turist spots across south Vietnam because I hate that crap.

        Whats an interesting place to enjoy to just walk around in that I could visit.

        I cant write a scooter so, keep that in mind, if I had one I would just drive off in a direction til I found something cool

        I do that and enjoy it a lot.
        Some places are a bit rough but it's still enjoyable and make good memories.

        Look on google maps some 20-50k city that's accessible by train and has a few hotels. In 20 minutes max you'll find one.
        Be ready to be approached by many people and have kids look at you like you're an alien.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s SGN you commie loving homosexual

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My impression of vietnam is that it's great for food and coffee etc, but there's very little to actually do.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      guys, should we tell him?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        tell what, it's true, and don't say cooming, you can do that anywhere

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          *trying not to laugh*
          guys, let's not tell him
          *slight smirk, regain control, straight face*

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Your reading comprehension is terrible, you fricking moron.

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is /Vietnam/ drinking these days? There are a tonne of new domestic brews out I'm yet to try.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      lipovatan tongkat ali energy and tiger soju

      Guys I've been loving HCM just walking around for days going on a few dates.

      I dont like the Tours they are so fake and artificial, but I dont wanna be in HCM for my entire trip, been here for 6 days now just walking around not getting bored. 8 days left.

      I dont wanna take a lot of trips to random turist spots across south Vietnam because I hate that crap.

      Whats an interesting place to enjoy to just walk around in that I could visit.

      I cant write a scooter so, keep that in mind, if I had one I would just drive off in a direction til I found something cool

      d2 above the highway if you need somewhere "quiet" for vietnamese standards

      Thái Văn Lung walk those those half open gates is a nice eye opener if youre a pretty white boy at night, just walk up and down all the alleys after around 8/9pm lmao

      the area around 21 Nguyễn Công Trứ, Phường 19, Bình Thạnh, Thành phố Hồ Chí Minh 700000, Vietnam (a decent cheap sushi place) is becoming a nice newer less seedy jap area

      really depends what youre into, you really can find anything in the city

      just search for the city name and the viet words for whatever you want on ticktok, facebook (with google) and instagram

      https://i.imgur.com/XzThOlU.jpg

      [...]
      I do that and enjoy it a lot.
      Some places are a bit rough but it's still enjoyable and make good memories.

      Look on google maps some 20-50k city that's accessible by train and has a few hotels. In 20 minutes max you'll find one.
      Be ready to be approached by many people and have kids look at you like you're an alien.

      yeah i really enjoyed hue
      the drive from there to da nang is fricking beautiful, bonus points if you go through the nicer villages. you have to get a private tour or do it yourself.
      theres shit tons cheap of hidden beach restaurants

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im currently in Vietnam for a couple months, and not expecting to spend it without the company of women. I’m wondering if it is not out of the ordinary to approach girls in coffee shops and public transport etc. if not socially acceptable, what would be the most effective way to be around local girls - ideally excluding night clubs.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Im currently in Vietnam for a couple months

      What you doing there?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Smoking cheap cigarettes and playing pool

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          livin the life, anon

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty dialled, although would be better with a b***h on my side

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Are you sure it's just not how they look when they are outside. My family visited my girlfriend and I in VN and they were terrified at how unhappy and unapproachable I looked when we ate out considering I'm always happy at home. I never really noticed that over the years I adopted the "Look angry when you are outside with your s/o" from other Vietnamese men without noticing,

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thread would be better if you asked, what should I watch out for?
    Bye dweeb

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Flying into Da Nang and taking the train from Hue to Hanoi. I have 6 nights to split on Da Nang, Hoi An, and Hue. How many nights should I spend in each?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't understand this train to hanoi meme. you can fly from hue or da nang to hanoi.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It has soul, it saves you a night of accomodation, and I'm also stopping in Binh Dinh on the way north.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hoi An should be a day trip to get custom fitted clothing and nothing more. It’s a factory tourist frickpit of influencers and europoors.

      Hue City is comfy and the imperial city is beautiful but also just like everything else in Vietnam it’s frustrating how ratchet it is, everyone plays the worlds smallest violin for “muh poor” but it doesn’t take a penny to do basic landscaping and housekeeping. Oh well it’s literally Mexico in Asia so whatever

      Da Nang is mid as frick unless you know some locals, I had a blast but only because I was hanging with really cool locals at super secret “cool kids only” places

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        it takes a week or two to make custom fitted clothing, not a day
        and why would you want to make them in a tourist trap?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It takes less than one day you stupid fricking moron, ask me how I know

          the only thing that could take longer is custom dress shoes in which case it might be two days

          it’s not a tourist trap it’s just a gay social media influencer meme place which unfortunately also happens to be the current global mecca of custom made clothing

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It takes less than one day you stupid fricking moron
            less than a day to have some crap which sits worse than clothes from a cheap shop
            it takes at least 3 fittings to make a proper suit/shirt, and several days between the fittings

            >it’s not a tourist trap
            the whole old town is made for tourists, they even charge money to enter some old ordinary houses
            "not a tourist trap"

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I literally went to Hoi An
              got fitted for 3 suits and a bunch of other stuff
              went and fricked around for 3 hours
              came back for a fitting
              fricked around 3 more hours
              came back for a fitting
              fricked around for 2 hours
              and then picked up all my shit on the same day, and it all fits perfectly and is well made. why are you so offended by this? you an emotional italian or some shit?

              >big gay hand bridge at asiatic disney world
              that’s a tourist trap
              >a town
              that’s not a tourist trap

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is the correct take. Hoi an is pretty but there's more foreigners than locals. Da Nang is a such a good time, you just have to leave the comfort zone and hang out with locals and/or expats.

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mui ne and da lat

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    are there any foreigners operating tourism business?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They exist but barely rank above begpackers in terms of quality and honesty. Don't try being one and don't bother giving them any money.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        why not? for example, i know a guy who does boat tours in thailand, owns 2 small boats, living life real well, does not want to return. something tourism related targeting foreigners could be done in 'nam, no? plus a white doing it would seem more trustworthy

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thailand is different, you can make an honest living doing that sort of thing because the tourists are there and it's easy to own and run a business. The only way to make money in VN would be more or less scamming people while paying bribes left right and centre to keep it in operation.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            damn, that demoralized me to heck... not sure what do

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Don't listen to that moron, he's probably just a salty lifer. It's not easy like Thailand but it's doable, no idea what he's ranting about because I've met plenty of honest guys who are making a fair bit.... there are shady people like he explained but the are exclusively in places like Bui Vien where they can rip off people with no knowledge, if you want to do it just go for it.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                alright, thanks man

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              dont trust any moron

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            how it can be easy in Thailand when foreigners can't own tourism related businesses?
            are there similar restrictions in Vietnam?

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am staying in da nang for 3 days before going back to hanoi. I am thinking about visiting hoi an, can I get a grab to there and back or I should look for an another transport?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just do it. The motorbike is the way to go. It's easy to find other people doing a similar thing at the chiller non party hostels as well to make little day trips. It's way safer getting through traffic than you'd imagine too.

  55. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is the cooming scene in Vietnam? Mainly just want massage and HE rather then FS.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a whole forum called internationalsexguide for this stuff. Go ask questions there instead of summoning the coomers to sabotage another thread.

  56. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    not enough time
    dual sport is kino move
    ruins and pagodas are gay just do one of each and call it good

    durian is disgusting don’t fall for it
    eat where everyone is eating
    drink your coconut and ask to have it whacked open afterwards so you can eat the meat
    Saigon is fricking awesome
    Hanoi sucks it’s full of chinks

    Nha Trang is full of cowardly russian boys hiding from the war

    stare at the women’s perfect legs and perfect hair

    if a asiatic starts laughing at you for no reason (literally just the sight of a normal sized human makes them laugh) or if they start loudly talking shit right in front of you, just start laughing at them in an even more mocking tone and pretend to be recording a video of them on your phone and making fun of them in English and they will shut the frick up (took me a week to learn that)

    van vu is a goddess and she doesn’t really exist but you can come close

    make sure your maps app goes into “bike mode.”

    don’t ride at night in the rain if you can avoid it

    buy a good rain suit not a $2 poncho

    Agoda lies sometimes

    always give max tip ($2) for grab rides since they are all like $0.50 anyway

    don’t smoke when your homies come back to the table with balloons

    don’t take three consecutive balloon rips while standing up

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if a asiatic starts laughing at you for no reason (literally just the sight of a normal sized human makes them laugh) or if they start loudly talking shit right in front of you, just start laughing at them in an even more mocking tone and pretend to be recording a video of them on your phone and making fun of them in English and they will shut the frick up (took me a week to learn that)
      dude wtf

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        did you have a legitimate question you smelly redditor?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          lad could elaborate more himself indeed

  57. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any suggestions for Dong Hoi?

  58. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you people should get out of Vietnam and visit Japan or S.Korea instead. Way better infrastructure and services, plus a lot cleaner.
    Japan has many good "services", if you are looking for it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really, sincerely, prefer the third world to the first. I'm happier and more chill here. I wish I knew how to explain further.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I really, sincerely, prefer the third world to the first. I'm happier and more chill here. I wish I knew how to explain further.

        Less money worry, perfect for a broke begpacker like yourself.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Or, the people have more motivations and values than just money.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not a begpacker. I live here.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Currently in Hoi An after 2 months of shitholes and places with basically only Korean tourists.
        Forgot white women were so fat lmao. I can enjoy a good ass but it's still weird.
        I made some research and just learnt vietnamese are the least overweight in the world or very close.

        I went to some hooker last week and she was scared of my dick. Not like "you so big I love you give me tip" but couldn't look away and her face getting more and more concerned as I got hard in her hands.
        She took it easily anyway because that's how vegana are made, but then I asked if she didn't get white guys but said only locals and koreans.

        I'm from a very rich european country and I feel the same. It's like I actually feel alive when in shit holes and not getting more and more lazy and clinging to comfort and habits like at home.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I made some research and just learnt vietnamese are the least overweight in the world or very close.
          vietnamese women are fat when you measure WHR, they don't have ass and their breasts are small therefore BMI is very misleading

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >vietnamese women are fat when you measure WHR

            No they're not. They barely have meat on. Vietnamese dish portion is very small. They have heavy fat shaming culture and they society is based on image. Even the pregnant Vietnamese don't look fat.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              yes they are, most of the fat goes to the belly which looks ugly, you can have a girl with no ass, slim legs and arms, and fat belly
              WHR over 0.8 means fat, over 0.85 is obese

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I made some research and just learnt vietnamese are the least overweight in the world or very close.

          Poor country + heavy fat shaming culture.

          All the girls are skinny or normal weight. I love pounding their tight little pussies. Wish they had bigger asses and breasts. The "gymer" girls are have nice asses.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            What are these women like, personality wise?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >What are these women like, personality wise?

              Depends. Some don't work, they just leech off a sugar daddy. Some have 5 foreigner boyfriends that give her money every month. You want to find a hot girl, who went to university, and has a job.

              If she's hot, she might also be entitled. If her dating profile is full of expensive dinners, roses, namebrand hang bags she might be a gold digger.

              Best to date college girls and office workers, they're "normal girls". Avoid girls that work at the bars or night clubs.

              I might one who was an entitled c**t and I regret not dumping her earlier.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >What are these women like, personality wise?

              Right, you asked me how are they personality wise. They're very basic. They work, watch youtube, nice to be around, tight little pussies, you be nice to them and they'll be nice to you. But they expect you to pay for ALL the dinners, that's how things are in Vietnam.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            This may be true but at the same time, Vietnamese fatties are god tier, speaking as somebody who's into that shit. They're not that rare.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I get what you mean and I can't completely articulate it. I don't think I could handle the shit conditions of India, but southeast Asia has a nice balance. It's just really nice to go and do stuff without every step of it being regulated. Sometimes the west feels like a cattle corral and you can never just chill and slum it. In Vietnam, I can grab a 15,000 vnd beer at a convenience store, crack it open and walk across 8 lanes of motorbikes and it's chill. Some Karen would have you executed for that in the states for something so minor. It's freeing to not have the constant societal pressure and rules associated with every last single thing you can imagine. And people are happier for it.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Low IQ cultures seem happier and more chilled in general

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't want prostitutes. Disgusting.

  59. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    when you moved for long term, did you bring a long a suitcase or just went with a carryon bag? im thinking its wiser to just buy clothes one needs over there

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not sure who you're talking to but I only made one trip here and it was with a large backpack. I didn't know when I came if I'd stay or not. But yeah you can get whatever you need here. I don't find buying shit like clothes to be difficult at all and I'm a tall thằng Tây.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you stay in the south you don't need warm clothes and can fit all your clothes in carryon

  60. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    any anons want to meet up in nha trang in january? someone business oriented perhaps? add me on telegram - montecristo369

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is Nha Trang? Is it full of Russians or Koreans? Do you like it better than other Vietnamese beach towns?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        wish i knew, im only going there in january. from what i read it has a lot of ruskies and chinese. im going there with a family friend, an older guy, speaks russian and german, i speak english. plan is to create something there

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        wish i knew, im only going there in january. from what i read it has a lot of ruskies and chinese. im going there with a family friend, an older guy, speaks russian and german, i speak english. plan is to create something there

        Just went there for a week back in August with my gf (Viet). We stayed in the middle of the city rather than resorts, so no idea what that experience is like.

        Noticeable amount of Russians and Chinese, but not overwhelming like e.g. Japan if you've been there. Nowhere felt busy enough that tourist crowds were annoying. However, we spent less time in the middle of the city late at night as we went to more local-oriented restaurants. I'd recommend joining on of the island boat tours or some of the private car tours to some towns around Nha Trang - a lot to see outside the city proper and will be less dense.

        Check out Quán Hải Sản Thanh Sương: https://haisanthanhsuong.com/ for some good seafood when you go.

  61. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pay for the evisa
    >succesful payment! You are being redirected to the sellers website
    top kek

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what happened with that? Im about to buy the evisa too? How long are you going for?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't answer you, try again ESL bro pls

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      whats kekd about that? did you get the visa in the end or no?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe the fact that it felt like buying something from amazon

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          first time applying for visa?

  62. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How likely is it that the security guard in the garage of my Hanoi apartment will run his mouth if I'm bringing different Vietnamese women home on different days? Is it safe to assume it's part of his job to mind his own business and not frick my shit up over here?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is it safe to assume it's part of his job to mind his own business and not frick my shit up over here?

      Nope. He will run his mouth because Vietnamese people love to gossip, especially when he sees a smelly Tay bringing back women, could be hookers. He will talk to the girl in Vietnamese when he sees them or gossip to the management.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm an oldgay and so are the women in question, if that has anything to do with anything.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm an oldgay and so are the women in question, if that has anything to do with anything.

          If you're an old gay, he will still gossip that you're bringing all sorts of women to your apartment. You can try and be friendly with him, buy beer and squid package for him, that will shut him up. Maybe joke around, he won't rat on you. Maybe.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm an oldgay and so are the women in question, if that has anything to do with anything.

        If you're an old gay, he will still gossip that you're bringing all sorts of women to your apartment. You can try and be friendly with him, buy beer and squid package for him, that will shut him up. Maybe joke around, he won't rat on you. Maybe.

        He's right. Furthermore, most security guards are peeping toms, Vietnamese or not. Befriending him will solve the issue though, as they tend to be restless and lonely.

  63. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    where do i buy the visa ?

  64. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://e.vnexpress.net/news/news/education/foreigners-teaching-english-in-vietnam-required-to-get-training-certificates-4686788.html

    How will sexpat teachers recover from the new law?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like it’s only a plan at this point and will only affect some teachers working entry-level jobs anyway

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This means nothing more just that you need a tefl certificate and they won't accept you for just being a bong.

  65. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    should one apply for a visa and then buy tickets or the other way around? i just contacted some random visa agency and they said to get the visa first before tickets.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >contacted some random visa agency
      >said to get the visa first before tickets
      how can one be so moronic? of course they tell you get visa ASAP because that's how they earn money
      and why contact any "visa agency" when evisa is available to all nationals?
      it should take less a week for a visa, but better to apply for it 2-3 weeks in advance

      [...]
      He's right. Furthermore, most security guards are peeping toms, Vietnamese or not. Befriending him will solve the issue though, as they tend to be restless and lonely.

      that's annoying thing in Vietnam
      Thais are much better in minding their own business

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        so would it be alright to buy the ticket before you apply for the evisa yourself? can anyone apply for the 3 month multiple entry visa? Im from EU. Visa numbers not asked for when buying tickets?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          first trip abroad?
          no one asks for visa when selling tickets, no matter what's the destination
          just get the tickets and apply for visa later
          if you from EU check if you're eligible for 45day visa free entry

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just been in every country in Europe, China once, but didn't have to take care of anything there myself. Just my fear, maybe irrational, is not getting the visa in time for the actual date of flight. Latvia wasn't included in that 45 day visa free entry thing though..

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just been in every country in Europe, China once, but didn't have to take care of anything there myself. Just my fear, maybe irrational, is not getting the visa in time for the actual date of flight. Latvia wasn't included in that 45 day visa free entry thing though..

            some sites say 30 day max, some 90 day, I dont get it

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Don't trust "some sites", look at what the actual Vietnamese government site says.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Thais are much better in minding their own business

        Be grateful that Vietnam allowed your old white ass in their nice country.

  66. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    anybody knows whichever is better for crushing pussies between hanoi and saigon?

  67. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Sex tourism, yep, that's a report. No need to thank me.

  68. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Saigon by far because they're way more westernized and open to foreigners
    I've heard this meme multiple times but haven't noticed much difference
    for paid pussy outside saigon it's much worse in terms of quality and price but that's also for locals

  69. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else ever bring their viet gf to the US? Mine’s coming for Christmas but wondering how she’ll deal with the food, weather, culture…

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody cares you burger munching moron.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow so edgy

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          That post wasn't even mildly edgy. It was just rude.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gonna be cold as frick

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah get her clothing way warmer than what white people would wear for the same conditions. If it's below 40F she'll probably want a full on parka.

  70. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    After 11 day my E-Visa is still in processing. Should I be worried?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No I don't think so, but their inconsistency in processing time is frustrating and nerve wracking. Just sit tight.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just got it, thank you for your support friend. I can't believe it I am going to Vietnam soon.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Happy to hear it homie. When do you get here and where will you be going?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            At the begining of january
            HCMC - Dan Ang - Hanoi here I come.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's Da Nang you dumb homie

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nevermind, I am so hyped

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I've been living in Hanoi for a few months so maybe I can help you out here.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have only just a few hours there before flying off to home but I appreciate it anon. I am spending more time at the south I want to have warmer weather.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                North is best. You're fricking up.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          me too fren, going mid january, exciting

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            We are going to soon overdose on bahn mi, fren

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I hope theyre good, can't see them being that great tbh. Im going to nha trang first it seems

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh they are

                ill be there next week too.
                got a sick place high up looking over the river and the city

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                how long are you staying? im only arriving mid jan

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                a month have to go back for other commitments otherwise id stay longer :<

                im only staying in hcmc the whole time. ive been all over before

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                where do you usually rent from? im thinking of booking a place through agoda or booking for first days of arrival and then see something on the spot so dont have to use intermediaries. seen a bunch of ads on fb expat groups too

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever you do, don't rent from/through other expats.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                whys that? ive mostly seen vietcongs posting the apartment ads

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just use
                https://www.nhatot.com/thue-can-ho-chung-cu
                With translation on your browser, I think there's a filter where people rent month to month.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                cheers

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                i just use airbnb you pay a little more but you have to be careful to get whats actually in the photos

                they like cancelling half way up to your trip when they get a sale on some other website

                prices on agoda are a lot higher than they have been as tourism is picking up. only book hotels through agoda is they are cheaper which they usually are not but its good to use for searching

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wouldn't trust airbnb in Vietnam: ton's of scams and 1 star reviews because of bait and switch, dirty rooms, etc.
                Vietnam lacks Thai-style serviced apartments where you can get furnished room for month with cleaning etc.
                Agoda is usually cheapest option especially for bigger hotels

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Vietnam lacks Thai-style serviced apartments where you can get furnished room for month with cleaning etc.
                I'm posting this reply from my serviced apartment.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                they exists but are extremely rare

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not in Hanoi.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                can you give some links to good and cheap ones?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Vietnam lacks Thai-style serviced apartments where you can get furnished room for month with cleaning etc.
                I'm posting this reply from my serviced apartment.

                never had a problem using them so far but I guess you need to know the area already to avoid it

                can you give some links to good and cheap ones?

                cheap and scam goes together

                can you give some links to good and cheap ones?

                do your own research

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Vietnam doesn't have tons of good and cheap serviced apartments like Thailand
                <not true! I'm posting from one, they are common
                >where are they?
                <do you own research
                kek

                >cheap and scam goes together
                yes in Vietnam, but the whole point of getting apartment with monthly contract is cheap price, if the hotel costs almost the same it's way better because of flexibility

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I may have misunderstood you. Serviced apartments are fricking everywhere here but if you specifically mean ones you can rent for just one month, I'm not sure. I live here. Anyway the gay you just replied to isn't me.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes that's what I mean: monthly rental, full furnished including sheets and towels and weekly cleaning
                not "12 month contract + bare mattress"

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Everything you just described is widespread except I'm unsure about contract length. Might be worth looking at some Faceberg groups and asking some of the agents.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            same
            going alone?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              yep

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      im applying for it in two days, i think you should be worried, from all the comments i read on fb vietnam visa group, it should max 5 working days

  71. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Staying less than 45 days doesn't require a Visa, right? I'm from UK. Rules seem to change all the time in Asia

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you need a visa you dumbus

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      As a burger I can get a 30 day visa on arrival meaning I don't need to apply in advance, just show up and say "sawasdee krap homie, stamp my passport" and that's that. I can then extend another 30 days by paying around $60 at the local immigration office, but I think maybe you can get a 60 day visa in advance for less than the fee it costs to extend, so you should check your options if you know you want to go over 30 days. Maybe one of your fellow bongs here can give you more details than I can.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      As a burger I can get a 30 day visa on arrival meaning I don't need to apply in advance, just show up and say "sawasdee krap homie, stamp my passport" and that's that. I can then extend another 30 days by paying around $60 at the local immigration office, but I think maybe you can get a 60 day visa in advance for less than the fee it costs to extend, so you should check your options if you know you want to go over 30 days. Maybe one of your fellow bongs here can give you more details than I can.

      Oh mother fricker, my bad, I thought this was the Thailand general. Vietnam you definitely need to apply in advance but you can get a 90 day visa.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you need a visa you dumbus

      Seems like it's 45 days visa free for UK now. It must have changed because until very recently you needed an e-visa

  72. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where do I go for a convenient STD test in Hanoi and how much does it cost? My pee hole seems inflamed.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      because Vietnam isn't slave to American big pharma medicines and tests are cheap, just search for STD clinic

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Google maps isn't very helpful here

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      How did you get it ?
      I had a Bible study session with a girl I paid 1.6M, she was young and clean but spent a lot of time riding the interstice or her Bible raw on my bookmark and even put a bit of it inside.
      I have a regular pastor at home and hope I didn't get something.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I got it by having sex with three different women without a condom. There's one in particular that I think is probably more likely than the other two to have an STD, but it can happen to anybody so I really don't know and it doesn't ultimately matter. I may not even have anything but if I do then a shot should clear me up.

  73. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 weeks isnt enough to do the whole country + ha giang. You're spreading yourself too thin.

    >t.lives in vietnam for 5 years

  74. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please tell me I get get an STD test for less than $200 in Hanoi bros wtf.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      where you are getting that price from?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hanoi Family Medical Practice. The fact that it's in USD is a dead giveaway that I'm getting assfricked. I refuse to believe a Vietnamese person pays that much.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          you can't use google translate and search for a local clinic?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron lol

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            So help me out homie. Come on.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              you want me to use google for you? lazy fricking moron LOL

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am apparently doing it wrong

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                start calling places and just ask bruh

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know where to call.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Found one for about $40

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                And weirdly enough, after all this posting, I'm negative for everything but my dick is still oozing

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You deserve what you get for being a degenerate.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >what you get
                What I get is more pussy than you. Cope.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I saw your posts today at /misc/, I highly doubt that you get as much pussy as you claim if you are on SighSee non stop.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't claim any amount, except in relative terms. Also it's not very hard in Vietnam and you should pull the stick out of your ass, learn some of the language (this impresses them even if you suck), and try, instead of taking petty, smug pleasure when somebody else who's just trying to enjoy life has a bad day.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I get more pussy than you
                Having sex once every few months is not an accomplishment.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It would be for you.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous
  75. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can visit for 45 days with my german passport visa free

  76. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >applied for visa today
    >got it in 2 hours
    Thank you based officer.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      did they notify you by email or did you have to check through their site? I just bought it

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They will send you a mail

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          ok, i hope they accept it, i wrote 90 days but in the return date selection, it was a few days less than 90, i hope thats not a problem

  77. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    going for 3 months, thinking nha trang. thoughts?

  78. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What am I supposed to do in Ho Chi Minh City on New years?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      fatboy slim is playing on the 30th but im not sure still either about the 31st

  79. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick, here in HCMC what looks like a ten minute walk on Google maps turns out to be an adventure involving dodging parked motorcycles, nearly getting killed crossing the road and getting stared by everyone cause I apparently booked in an area without foreigners.

  80. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I applied for an eVisa to stay for 33 days. The guy in immigration scribbled something I cannot read onto my passport. How do I know when I'm supposed to get out of the country?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just leave whenever you want, and if anybody questions it, just point to the illegible scribble and say "the date is right there you illiterate moron"

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >33 days
      This is not a thing. Their visas are 30 or 90 days. There should be an expiration date for your visa on the visa itself, and surely this is the same date scribbled on your passport.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am staying for 14 days and on the e visa they wrote 16.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then I guess I'm moronic. I'll go kms now to redeem my family's honor.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's what I thought and assumed I'd get the 90 day visa, but no. Now I'll have to get out of the country and get back in with a new visa, frick me. Went to a restaurant in Da Nang tonight and the waitresses were wearing mini skirts and refilling my cup everytime I had a sip of beer. It was awkward as frick and the food wasn't great.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          there are no 30 day visas, there is just one type of evisa that gives up to 90 days, but you can apply for less if you want

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