>walk into a european bathroom for the first time

>walk into a european bathroom for the first time
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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The left one is specifically designed to take dumps in. The right one isn't actually built to handle solids, don't use it for that. Likewise, the left isn't for liquids. This might seem odd, but trust me, it's a superior system.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Proceed to wash my feet

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      fall over, foot caught in bidet, fracture ankle, fall through shower glass

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Likewise, the left isn't for liquids.
    So what do I do if I'm a grill?

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Americans have their second butt removed as infants
    Land of the free, indeed…

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    One is for washing your face

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Piss on the floor.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shit in the sink and dont wash your ass or hands

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take a shit and then gently spray my butthole clean like I was always meant to. If you're weirded out more by the concept of a bidet than basically scrubbing your dirty shithole with a paper towel before going about your day, I don't understand your mind.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      A toilet sprayer on a hose is objectively superior to a bidet, which requires you to awkwardly position yourself over a fountain.

      Bidets are totally obsolete and europoors only use them because they are stubborn buttholes.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      bidets are awesome but having them separate from the toilet is moronic THOUGH, should take a page out of the japs' book and put them together.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Japan also has toilets with a sink on top, where you can wash your hands, and I believe the water then goes down into the toilet tank.

        I like the idea of it, but I don't know how sanitary it is.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          i tried one of those, the water starts flowing after you flush since as you say it flows right into the reservoir. nice idea but the lack of soap near the toilet makes it sort of pointless in my view.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The soap probably depends on the setup. I've seen various images on Google, and some of them have soap.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I've seen various setup irl, they always forgot the soap.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw this before and have no idea what the left one is for

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's for refilling your hydroflask while taking a shit.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been to Europe multiple times and not once have I seen a bidet. However, most of their toilets are wall-mounted (as opposed to floor-mounted), and the flushing mechanism is button-operated rather than toggle-operated. They also have two buttons (small button = liquids only, large button = everything else). The buttons are usually on top of the toilet, or also mounted to the wall.

    What's weird is that I live in North America, where bidets are rare, and out of all the houses I could've moved into, I somehow managed to find the one house that actually has a bidet. So my experience runs contrary to the norm, apparently.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The place I've seen them the most abroad is in hotel rooms. In public not so much.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off back to your third world country, thank you

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I used the bidet a couple times when I went to Europe but I never felt comfortable enough to use the towel to dry my ass out of fear that I'd get shit on it so I just used toilet paper which made it take x10 longer because the toilet paper would be soaking wet.
    I'm kinda moronic.

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