>walk into a european bathroom for the first time
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>walk into a european bathroom for the first time
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The left one is specifically designed to take dumps in. The right one isn't actually built to handle solids, don't use it for that. Likewise, the left isn't for liquids. This might seem odd, but trust me, it's a superior system.
Proceed to wash my feet
fall over, foot caught in bidet, fracture ankle, fall through shower glass
>Likewise, the left isn't for liquids.
So what do I do if I'm a grill?
>Americans have their second butt removed as infants
Land of the free, indeed…
One is for washing your face
Piss on the floor.
Shit in the sink and dont wash your ass or hands
Take a shit and then gently spray my butthole clean like I was always meant to. If you're weirded out more by the concept of a bidet than basically scrubbing your dirty shithole with a paper towel before going about your day, I don't understand your mind.
A toilet sprayer on a hose is objectively superior to a bidet, which requires you to awkwardly position yourself over a fountain.
Bidets are totally obsolete and europoors only use them because they are stubborn buttholes.
bidets are awesome but having them separate from the toilet is moronic THOUGH, should take a page out of the japs' book and put them together.
Japan also has toilets with a sink on top, where you can wash your hands, and I believe the water then goes down into the toilet tank.
I like the idea of it, but I don't know how sanitary it is.
i tried one of those, the water starts flowing after you flush since as you say it flows right into the reservoir. nice idea but the lack of soap near the toilet makes it sort of pointless in my view.
The soap probably depends on the setup. I've seen various images on Google, and some of them have soap.
I've seen various setup irl, they always forgot the soap.
I saw this before and have no idea what the left one is for
It's for refilling your hydroflask while taking a shit.
I've been to Europe multiple times and not once have I seen a bidet. However, most of their toilets are wall-mounted (as opposed to floor-mounted), and the flushing mechanism is button-operated rather than toggle-operated. They also have two buttons (small button = liquids only, large button = everything else). The buttons are usually on top of the toilet, or also mounted to the wall.
What's weird is that I live in North America, where bidets are rare, and out of all the houses I could've moved into, I somehow managed to find the one house that actually has a bidet. So my experience runs contrary to the norm, apparently.
The place I've seen them the most abroad is in hotel rooms. In public not so much.
Frick off back to your third world country, thank you
Honestly I used the bidet a couple times when I went to Europe but I never felt comfortable enough to use the towel to dry my ass out of fear that I'd get shit on it so I just used toilet paper which made it take x10 longer because the toilet paper would be soaking wet.
I'm kinda moronic.