What are the funnest things to do in seattle?

What are the funnest things to do in seattle?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    axe throw corpo pub

    no

    bird dog

    is that anything?

    reddit

    spacing

    no.

    go to a show at neumos
    keep exploring pike place market, it goes deeper than you think
    i like the 80s kino corporate tunnel network (with cafes) connecting the skyscrapers, but that's just my weird taste. there's a surface entrance staircase just outside the 5th avenue theater entrance.
    don't tell anyone, but you can just go into the columbia center and take the express elevators to like the 40th floor for free and explore around.

    umm

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretend to be a schizo'd out homeless guy and absolutely deck a smug liberal redditor type. They'll do nothing about it. It's fun.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only if you're a Black person.

      https://i.imgur.com/77xOetp.jpg

      What are the funnest things to do in seattle?

      Seattle has some of the most potent marijuana in the world.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Base jump from Columbia tower
        Pick up a hooker on aurora
        People watch on 3rd Ave
        Drive to alki beach and bask in waves of thong bikinis on a hot day
        Throw dicks burgers at the transients
        Lick the gum wall
        Pee on fent zombies in freeway park
        Get a massage in China town

        Seriously though there is a lot to do in Seattle. Do the touristy shit first like pike place, and the aquarium. Do NOT eat at Ivars unless you like dusty fish sticks. The space needle/science center are fun if you have kids. Go see a laser show. Capitol Hill is probably the best night life for shows and bar hopping. Get some pancakes at lost lake cafe at 3 am. There are a bunch of great restaurants. We used to be known for good seafood but then we poisoned Puget sound to the point that nothing should be eaten if caught from local waters. If you have the time there are some really nice day hikes in the cascades like rattlesnake lake, or mount pilchuck if you want a challenge.

        This dude is right about the weed. Feel free to get fricking obliterated at any point because there are pot shops everywhere.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          cap hill hasn't had good night life in years, everybody goes to bed at 11:00 now.
          even the gays don't go out at night anymore.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    leave

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    gay sex (with me)

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    that market where they yell and throw the fish to each other

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Drive north to Vancouver.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you stay away

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Local music scene is good. Check out a show at neumos or rabbit box theater. Go to the amazon spheres, the garden there is cool. Don't go to the aquarium, it sucks. If you're in you're 20s go to cal anderson park on a saturday and play pickup volleyball or frisbee or something and meet a cute girl

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