What are the funnest things to do in seattle?
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What are the funnest things to do in seattle?
What are the funnest things to do in seattle?
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axe throw corpo pub
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bird dog
is that anything?
reddit
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go to a show at neumos
keep exploring pike place market, it goes deeper than you think
i like the 80s kino corporate tunnel network (with cafes) connecting the skyscrapers, but that's just my weird taste. there's a surface entrance staircase just outside the 5th avenue theater entrance.
don't tell anyone, but you can just go into the columbia center and take the express elevators to like the 40th floor for free and explore around.
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Pretend to be a schizo'd out homeless guy and absolutely deck a smug liberal redditor type. They'll do nothing about it. It's fun.
Only if you're a Black person.
Seattle has some of the most potent marijuana in the world.
Base jump from Columbia tower
Pick up a hooker on aurora
People watch on 3rd Ave
Drive to alki beach and bask in waves of thong bikinis on a hot day
Throw dicks burgers at the transients
Lick the gum wall
Pee on fent zombies in freeway park
Get a massage in China town
Seriously though there is a lot to do in Seattle. Do the touristy shit first like pike place, and the aquarium. Do NOT eat at Ivars unless you like dusty fish sticks. The space needle/science center are fun if you have kids. Go see a laser show. Capitol Hill is probably the best night life for shows and bar hopping. Get some pancakes at lost lake cafe at 3 am. There are a bunch of great restaurants. We used to be known for good seafood but then we poisoned Puget sound to the point that nothing should be eaten if caught from local waters. If you have the time there are some really nice day hikes in the cascades like rattlesnake lake, or mount pilchuck if you want a challenge.
This dude is right about the weed. Feel free to get fricking obliterated at any point because there are pot shops everywhere.
cap hill hasn't had good night life in years, everybody goes to bed at 11:00 now.
even the gays don't go out at night anymore.
leave
gay sex (with me)
that market where they yell and throw the fish to each other
Drive north to Vancouver.
you stay away
Local music scene is good. Check out a show at neumos or rabbit box theater. Go to the amazon spheres, the garden there is cool. Don't go to the aquarium, it sucks. If you're in you're 20s go to cal anderson park on a saturday and play pickup volleyball or frisbee or something and meet a cute girl