What can my country do to make American tourists feel more comfortable here?

What can my country do to make American tourists feel more comfortable here?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, you guys are great.

    My only note would be to automatically bring people glasses of tap water with ice when they sit down at a restaurant instead of charging them for bottled water, but you're pretty good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ok thanks that's a pretty good idea!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That’s a slippery slope into the free refills territory.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    have sex with me

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you already have a town called hamburger and a giant highway system, you've done everything you can

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >you've done everything you can
      I feel like it's not enough. We can, and should, do more!

      Americans are the friendliest tourists I've ever met and I want more of them to visit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Make the toilet bowls larger?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >open buffet
          Good idea

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this is a trap don't fall for it ameribros

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      see

      >you've done everything you can
      I feel like it's not enough. We can, and should, do more!

      Americans are the friendliest tourists I've ever met and I want more of them to visit

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just came here to say Germany is quiet. Too quiet for my monkey brain. I have avoided visiting the Netherlands for this very reason.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      would it be fair to say quietness is too spicy for you?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yes, overwhelmingly so. They need to make safe spaces for hispanics.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think he means that it's not spicy enough.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just go to the Rhineland and Rhinehessen or the Palatinate.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Germany's only flaw is that it has too many brown people in its cities and I go to Europe to not see them. You guys seem to be great with English and despite the serotypes you guys are usually very nice.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I was thinking something along the lines of reserving one day of Oktoberfest for Germans and Americans only

      I think this would be greatness

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot at them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you dont mean that do you german bro?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      With what guns?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This big gun in my pants
        *unzips dick*

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Put us into concentration camps

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Import more BBCs or something

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Go to war with Russia and then they will settle in afther you win.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Go to war with Russia
      No thanks, i prefer a real challenge

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's all about human sacrifice. There's no choice for us buffer states. Or we should unite as one.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    relax with all the rules and controls on everything

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    get rid of quiet hours

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Create dedicated sharting aisles in all of your markets.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    good thread
    all i can think of is make your women more available if you know what i mean 😉

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