My only note would be to automatically bring people glasses of tap water with ice when they sit down at a restaurant instead of charging them for bottled water, but you're pretty good.
Germany's only flaw is that it has too many brown people in its cities and I go to Europe to not see them. You guys seem to be great with English and despite the serotypes you guys are usually very nice.
Honestly, you guys are great.
My only note would be to automatically bring people glasses of tap water with ice when they sit down at a restaurant instead of charging them for bottled water, but you're pretty good.
Ok thanks that's a pretty good idea!
That’s a slippery slope into the free refills territory.
have sex with me
you already have a town called hamburger and a giant highway system, you've done everything you can
>you've done everything you can
I feel like it's not enough. We can, and should, do more!
Americans are the friendliest tourists I've ever met and I want more of them to visit
Make the toilet bowls larger?
>open buffet
Good idea
this is a trap don't fall for it ameribros
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Just came here to say Germany is quiet. Too quiet for my monkey brain. I have avoided visiting the Netherlands for this very reason.
would it be fair to say quietness is too spicy for you?
Oh yes, overwhelmingly so. They need to make safe spaces for hispanics.
I think he means that it's not spicy enough.
Just go to the Rhineland and Rhinehessen or the Palatinate.
Germany's only flaw is that it has too many brown people in its cities and I go to Europe to not see them. You guys seem to be great with English and despite the serotypes you guys are usually very nice.
I was thinking something along the lines of reserving one day of Oktoberfest for Germans and Americans only
I think this would be greatness
Shoot at them
you dont mean that do you german bro?
With what guns?
This big gun in my pants
*unzips dick*
Put us into concentration camps
Import more BBCs or something
Go to war with Russia and then they will settle in afther you win.
>Go to war with Russia
No thanks, i prefer a real challenge
It's all about human sacrifice. There's no choice for us buffer states. Or we should unite as one.
relax with all the rules and controls on everything
get rid of quiet hours
?
Create dedicated sharting aisles in all of your markets.
good thread
all i can think of is make your women more available if you know what i mean 😉