>1. Da time wen eryting wen start, God make da sky an da world. 2. Da world come so no mo notting inside, no mo shape notting. On top da wild ocean dat cova eryting, neva had light notting. Ony had God Spirit dea, moving aroun ova da watta
I refuse to believe this is real.
How did their dialect become set in stone in this way despite how informal it sounds? Also why is it written in formal settings? It’s not like there’s an Ebonics bible or a news agency that writes in Ebonics to
>ou wen hear da Jesus story? He da Christ Guy, da Spesho Guy God Wen Sen. He God Boy. Dis da time da Good Kine Stuff Bout Christ start fo happen.
lmfao
>Start >Outa Egypt >Prieses >Census >Rules Secon Time
My favorite part of Start is when Da Peopo Do Wat Dey Not Suppose To Do >God, Da One In Charge, tell da wahine, “Eh! Wat you wen do, aah?!” >Da wahine tell um, “Was da snake! Da buggah wen go trick me! Az how come I wen eat da fruit!”
Congrats, OP. You took the two fricking stupidest things in the world - the bible and moron-speak - and made another shitty thread to make SighSee even worse.
You speak da true-true.
The only things I know about Hawaiians come from Rocket Power and Final Fantasy X
Start with the Americans meme
What is this book actually about, though?
It's the literal bible, in the Hawaiian Pidgin "dialect".
>1. Da time wen eryting wen start, God make da sky an da world. 2. Da world come so no mo notting inside, no mo shape notting. On top da wild ocean dat cova eryting, neva had light notting. Ony had God Spirit dea, moving aroun ova da watta
I refuse to believe this is real.
is this how hawaiians actually talk?
Yes unfortunately
t. Lived on O’ahu for 8 years
You just discovering pidgin?
How did their dialect become set in stone in this way despite how informal it sounds? Also why is it written in formal settings? It’s not like there’s an Ebonics bible or a news agency that writes in Ebonics to
Ebonics are more intelligible than this mess
>Da wahine tell, "I know fo real da Messiah goin come, da Chist Guy, da Spesho Guy God Goin Sen. Wen he come, he goin tell us eryting"
LOL.
>the fricking vulgate is more intelligible to me than this
>so no mo notting inside, no mo shape notting
Is this just Beltalowda speak, sa sa ke?
>Beltalowda speak
The what now?
IIRC their language is called Belter Pidgin so yes
Finally a form that fits the content.
It definitely broke something in my brain I don’t think I go a day without referring to someone as “da spesho guy”
>da spesho guy
>ou wen hear da Jesus story? He da Christ Guy, da Spesho Guy God Wen Sen. He God Boy. Dis da time da Good Kine Stuff Bout Christ start fo happen.
lmfao
The Old Testament version is much funnier but it's not as accessible, for some reason.
>Start
>Outa Egypt
>Prieses
>Census
>Rules Secon Time
My favorite part of Start is when Da Peopo Do Wat Dey Not Suppose To Do
>God, Da One In Charge, tell da wahine, “Eh! Wat you wen do, aah?!”
>Da wahine tell um, “Was da snake! Da buggah wen go trick me! Az how come I wen eat da fruit!”
FRICK MAX HOLLOWAY
Congrats, OP. You took the two fricking stupidest things in the world - the bible and moron-speak - and made another shitty thread to make SighSee even worse.
>moron-speak
Careful, racism outside of /b/ is not allowed.
>even worse.
You mean better, right?
This thread is the best right now on SighSee
*tips fedora*
Everything on SighSee should be auto translated to pidgin next April 1st
the
>Eh!
>aah?
insertions are so funny to me
Has anybody fidured out the difference between dass" and "az"?
Dass rite
You'd think reading the Holy Bible would require a base level of literacy. Hmph.