what the heck is the Hawaiian Pidgin bible unironically good?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You speak da true-true.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only things I know about Hawaiians come from Rocket Power and Final Fantasy X

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Start with the Americans meme

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is this book actually about, though?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the literal bible, in the Hawaiian Pidgin "dialect".

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1. Da time wen eryting wen start, God make da sky an da world. 2. Da world come so no mo notting inside, no mo shape notting. On top da wild ocean dat cova eryting, neva had light notting. Ony had God Spirit dea, moving aroun ova da watta
    I refuse to believe this is real.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      is this how hawaiians actually talk?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes unfortunately
        t. Lived on O’ahu for 8 years

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just discovering pidgin?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/8imjpoO.jpg

        How did their dialect become set in stone in this way despite how informal it sounds? Also why is it written in formal settings? It’s not like there’s an Ebonics bible or a news agency that writes in Ebonics to

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ebonics are more intelligible than this mess

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Da wahine tell, "I know fo real da Messiah goin come, da Chist Guy, da Spesho Guy God Goin Sen. Wen he come, he goin tell us eryting"
            LOL.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the fricking vulgate is more intelligible to me than this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >so no mo notting inside, no mo shape notting

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Da wahine tell, "I know fo real da Messiah goin come, da Chist Guy, da Spesho Guy God Goin Sen. Wen he come, he goin tell us eryting"
      LOL.

      Is this just Beltalowda speak, sa sa ke?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Beltalowda speak
        The what now?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        IIRC their language is called Belter Pidgin so yes

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally a form that fits the content.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It definitely broke something in my brain I don’t think I go a day without referring to someone as “da spesho guy”

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >da spesho guy

      >ou wen hear da Jesus story? He da Christ Guy, da Spesho Guy God Wen Sen. He God Boy. Dis da time da Good Kine Stuff Bout Christ start fo happen.
      lmfao

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Old Testament version is much funnier but it's not as accessible, for some reason.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Start
    >Outa Egypt
    >Prieses
    >Census
    >Rules Secon Time
    My favorite part of Start is when Da Peopo Do Wat Dey Not Suppose To Do
    >God, Da One In Charge, tell da wahine, “Eh! Wat you wen do, aah?!”
    >Da wahine tell um, “Was da snake! Da buggah wen go trick me! Az how come I wen eat da fruit!”

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK MAX HOLLOWAY

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Congrats, OP. You took the two fricking stupidest things in the world - the bible and moron-speak - and made another shitty thread to make SighSee even worse.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >moron-speak
      Careful, racism outside of /b/ is not allowed.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >even worse.
      You mean better, right?
      This thread is the best right now on SighSee

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      *tips fedora*

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything on SighSee should be auto translated to pidgin next April 1st

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the
    >Eh!
    >aah?
    insertions are so funny to me

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has anybody fidured out the difference between dass" and "az"?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dass rite

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You'd think reading the Holy Bible would require a base level of literacy. Hmph.

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