What would you do with a fully functional Star Trek phaser?

What would you do with a fully functional Star Trek phaser?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    set it to stun

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Naughty boy.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Blast myself

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    heat up some tea

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dematerialize Israel

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Heats the söy milk

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    See how the lowest setting feels on my dick.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    get an erection then set it to stun so it stays hard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      and then stun your right hand so it feels like a stranger is wanking you off

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit lmfao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lol didnt have to scroll too far for this gif. hoping i wont have to scroll much further to see the next gen head pop either lol.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        well looks like i'm posting it then

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      honestlz the first thing i think of is when they make rocks glow to keep themselves warm in the OG show. this would be turbo-useful when SighSee.

      i think that was a romulan disruptor not a phaser.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      100% my first thought too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fyi pictured Black person actor was a homosexual, dead now.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    set it to stun
    stun any girl i want to frick
    mount and frick and cum inside her
    move it on to the next trick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    id use it to heat my home.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sell it probably. I never watched the show, and don't want to have to watch it to find out what it does

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >looks like a gun
      >what could this thing possibly do?
      You're a moron.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He is a honest moron. Most would likely sell, if they fail to hide having it.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Heat up rocks in my fireplace and be cozy

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Arts and Crafts, looks like a cordless glue gun.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Use it to warm up my plant-based cricket spread for breakfast.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    patent, manufacture, distribute phaser based vehicle drive trains, launch phaser based solar power satellite swarm user phaser based lifting vehicles and upper stages. user phaser based orbital swarm to power phaser sail colonization ships all over the galaxy.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't watch star trek

    What does it do exactly?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Phases

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It is when fully developed one of the most destructive and versatile weapons in the galaxy. Seriously it got constant improvements for 700 years and is still in service.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Burn holes into and through things by phasing scalar waves through each other at high frequency.
      Less power, burn marks and a funny smell.
      More power, you accidentally a hole through the whole building, several adjacent buildings and a few cars.
      Add enough power and you can blow through the whole planet.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What would you do with a fully functional Star Trek phaser?
    Further my following on TikTok.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick blasters.
    I want this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I love transmetropolitan
      It's prophetic

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Keep warm during winter.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    canonically how much ammo do they have?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Technically, until their power pack runs out. Practically, infinite.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think they ever said. In TNG times they had 16 settings from stun to vaporize large structures. Assume that a lot of shots on low settings (like 50 and under 5 large shots that blow up buildings).

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      reportedly the hand phaser can vaportize a 25m sphere of solid rock, or 65,450m3. at around 10 GJ per m3, that's 655 TJ, or 150 kiloton nuclear warhead.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i would solder some makeshift homestead electronics with it

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    frick with speed traps on the highway

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    set to stun
    have sex

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    buttplug

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Uhh...buttplug?
      Yeah, buttplug?
      "Spark plug?"
      No...BUTT!! PLUG!!!
      "Don't think we do"
      Ok thanks. *click*

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    do a 360 and teleport out of the room.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    set it to overload and transport it to the ferengi bridge

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fire it only once to make sure Shatner never releases another album

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Star Trek is a gay liberal Marxist Globohomosexual Intergalactichomosexual DEI Black person show that only hippies and Redditors watch

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Star Trek was written when liberals were just well meaning naive intellectuals instead of just angry narcissistic morons like they are now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If Black folk acted like LeForge I would have no problem with them. I don't hate them because of their skin color I hate them for the content of their character.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        kinda funny that alot of the black mcs are coded like leforge. i.e. a moms spaghetti

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >coded
          Where do you homosexuals keep coming from? Twitter?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      God's not in the show though

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fire it twice and take David Hasselhof along with Shatner…please!

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Vaporize the doors of the Fort Knox gold reserve. Then, I'd say "Somubich!" when I found out that it's empty.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If star trek is gay then I would put the gay-gun up my anus, but only when I am with Gunter down at the gay sm club in Berlin

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Disintegrate self no question

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i was thinking about this the other day. imagine you're living in the federation. you grew up learning about the post nuclear horror and how the mighty federation rose out of the ashes. everything is peaceful now. so that hangs in the consciousness and every citizen knows about it. meanwhile technology has advanced to the point where a device the size of a television remote can vaporize someone into a fine mist with the push of a button. what a mindfrick.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    shove it in my pooper

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kill tuvix

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kill everybody.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What would you do with a fully functional Star Trek phaser?
    1. Set it to highest possible setting.
    2. Annihilate all enemies and adversaries, leaving no trace or evidence.
    3. Sell phaser to Raytheon or similar defense contractor for billions of dollars.
    4. Live life comfortably with limitless FU money.
    That is what I do with a fully functional Star Trek phaser.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You just destroyed the entire human race and possibly the entire world. We are not ready for such technology.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sell it to some techbro for a few billion, buy some 14 year old boys and retire to an island

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Epstien already did that then killed himselfs, havent you learned nothing ?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He was trying to blackmail people, I just want them for myself

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Heat some top ramen soup.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd set it to STUN and phase my penis

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    draw a huge hakenkreuz on the moon

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What would you do with a fully functional Star Trek phaser?

    2 chicks at the same time

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It depends. How do I recharge it and how long before I have to recharge it?

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    zap the latinum hoarders

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Keep up the tradition.
    Kill a Red Shirt.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Set phasers… to kill

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    trade it for a swarm of drones.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Force libertarianism

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot at SandBlack folk Black folk and livestream it.

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    r@pe

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    KILL israeliteS.

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Deal with the Black person problem.

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    unironically set it to stun

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's not enough to do anything, really.

      Fazer does not leave any evidence of it's usage. You literally could make someone dissapear. Think about it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I already have plenty of guns.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sure you do, you're big boy.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Do you think everyone here is a child or something?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              OMG!!!! YOU GOT A GUN THAT WILL ONLY BE FIRED WHEN YOU USE IT TO END YOUR OWN LIFE?

              WHAT A BAD BAD MAN YOU ARE,,,

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Taze my balls baby.

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shove it up my ass till I cum

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    KILL ALL israeliteS AND Black folk

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sell it for billions

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather a communicator, so I could beam out of this shithole.

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reverse engineer the future from it. The phaser contains almost everything that's useful about the 23rd Century, except replicator tech.

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