patent, manufacture, distribute phaser based vehicle drive trains, launch phaser based solar power satellite swarm user phaser based lifting vehicles and upper stages. user phaser based orbital swarm to power phaser sail colonization ships all over the galaxy.
It is when fully developed one of the most destructive and versatile weapons in the galaxy. Seriously it got constant improvements for 700 years and is still in service.
Burn holes into and through things by phasing scalar waves through each other at high frequency.
Less power, burn marks and a funny smell.
More power, you accidentally a hole through the whole building, several adjacent buildings and a few cars.
Add enough power and you can blow through the whole planet.
I don't think they ever said. In TNG times they had 16 settings from stun to vaporize large structures. Assume that a lot of shots on low settings (like 50 and under 5 large shots that blow up buildings).
reportedly the hand phaser can vaportize a 25m sphere of solid rock, or 65,450m3. at around 10 GJ per m3, that's 655 TJ, or 150 kiloton nuclear warhead.
If Black folk acted like LeForge I would have no problem with them. I don't hate them because of their skin color I hate them for the content of their character.
i was thinking about this the other day. imagine you're living in the federation. you grew up learning about the post nuclear horror and how the mighty federation rose out of the ashes. everything is peaceful now. so that hangs in the consciousness and every citizen knows about it. meanwhile technology has advanced to the point where a device the size of a television remote can vaporize someone into a fine mist with the push of a button. what a mindfrick.
>What would you do with a fully functional Star Trek phaser?
1. Set it to highest possible setting.
2. Annihilate all enemies and adversaries, leaving no trace or evidence.
3. Sell phaser to Raytheon or similar defense contractor for billions of dollars.
4. Live life comfortably with limitless FU money.
That is what I do with a fully functional Star Trek phaser.
set it to stun
Naughty boy.
Blast myself
heat up some tea
Dematerialize Israel
Heats the söy milk
See how the lowest setting feels on my dick.
get an erection then set it to stun so it stays hard
and then stun your right hand so it feels like a stranger is wanking you off
holy shit lmfao
lol didnt have to scroll too far for this gif. hoping i wont have to scroll much further to see the next gen head pop either lol.
well looks like i'm posting it then
honestlz the first thing i think of is when they make rocks glow to keep themselves warm in the OG show. this would be turbo-useful when SighSee.
i think that was a romulan disruptor not a phaser.
100% my first thought too
fyi pictured Black person actor was a homosexual, dead now.
set it to stun
stun any girl i want to frick
mount and frick and cum inside her
move it on to the next trick
id use it to heat my home.
Sell it probably. I never watched the show, and don't want to have to watch it to find out what it does
>looks like a gun
>what could this thing possibly do?
You're a moron.
He is a honest moron. Most would likely sell, if they fail to hide having it.
Heat up rocks in my fireplace and be cozy
Arts and Crafts, looks like a cordless glue gun.
Use it to warm up my plant-based cricket spread for breakfast.
patent, manufacture, distribute phaser based vehicle drive trains, launch phaser based solar power satellite swarm user phaser based lifting vehicles and upper stages. user phaser based orbital swarm to power phaser sail colonization ships all over the galaxy.
I don't watch star trek
What does it do exactly?
Phases
It is when fully developed one of the most destructive and versatile weapons in the galaxy. Seriously it got constant improvements for 700 years and is still in service.
Burn holes into and through things by phasing scalar waves through each other at high frequency.
Less power, burn marks and a funny smell.
More power, you accidentally a hole through the whole building, several adjacent buildings and a few cars.
Add enough power and you can blow through the whole planet.
>What would you do with a fully functional Star Trek phaser?
Further my following on TikTok.
Frick blasters.
I want this.
I love transmetropolitan
It's prophetic
Keep warm during winter.
canonically how much ammo do they have?
Technically, until their power pack runs out. Practically, infinite.
I don't think they ever said. In TNG times they had 16 settings from stun to vaporize large structures. Assume that a lot of shots on low settings (like 50 and under 5 large shots that blow up buildings).
reportedly the hand phaser can vaportize a 25m sphere of solid rock, or 65,450m3. at around 10 GJ per m3, that's 655 TJ, or 150 kiloton nuclear warhead.
i would solder some makeshift homestead electronics with it
frick with speed traps on the highway
set to stun
have sex
buttplug
Uhh...buttplug?
Yeah, buttplug?
"Spark plug?"
No...BUTT!! PLUG!!!
"Don't think we do"
Ok thanks. *click*
do a 360 and teleport out of the room.
set it to overload and transport it to the ferengi bridge
Fire it only once to make sure Shatner never releases another album
Star Trek is a gay liberal Marxist Globohomosexual Intergalactichomosexual DEI Black person show that only hippies and Redditors watch
Star Trek was written when liberals were just well meaning naive intellectuals instead of just angry narcissistic morons like they are now
If Black folk acted like LeForge I would have no problem with them. I don't hate them because of their skin color I hate them for the content of their character.
kinda funny that alot of the black mcs are coded like leforge. i.e. a moms spaghetti
>coded
Where do you homosexuals keep coming from? Twitter?
God's not in the show though
Fire it twice and take David Hasselhof along with Shatner…please!
Vaporize the doors of the Fort Knox gold reserve. Then, I'd say "Somubich!" when I found out that it's empty.
If star trek is gay then I would put the gay-gun up my anus, but only when I am with Gunter down at the gay sm club in Berlin
Disintegrate self no question
i was thinking about this the other day. imagine you're living in the federation. you grew up learning about the post nuclear horror and how the mighty federation rose out of the ashes. everything is peaceful now. so that hangs in the consciousness and every citizen knows about it. meanwhile technology has advanced to the point where a device the size of a television remote can vaporize someone into a fine mist with the push of a button. what a mindfrick.
shove it in my pooper
Kill tuvix
Kill everybody.
>What would you do with a fully functional Star Trek phaser?
1. Set it to highest possible setting.
2. Annihilate all enemies and adversaries, leaving no trace or evidence.
3. Sell phaser to Raytheon or similar defense contractor for billions of dollars.
4. Live life comfortably with limitless FU money.
That is what I do with a fully functional Star Trek phaser.
You just destroyed the entire human race and possibly the entire world. We are not ready for such technology.
Sell it to some techbro for a few billion, buy some 14 year old boys and retire to an island
Epstien already did that then killed himselfs, havent you learned nothing ?
He was trying to blackmail people, I just want them for myself
Heat some top ramen soup.
I'd set it to STUN and phase my penis
draw a huge hakenkreuz on the moon
>What would you do with a fully functional Star Trek phaser?
2 chicks at the same time
It depends. How do I recharge it and how long before I have to recharge it?
zap the latinum hoarders
Keep up the tradition.
Kill a Red Shirt.
Set phasers… to kill
trade it for a swarm of drones.
Force libertarianism
Shoot at SandBlack folk Black folk and livestream it.
r@pe
KILL israeliteS.
Deal with the Black person problem.
unironically set it to stun
That's not enough to do anything, really.
Fazer does not leave any evidence of it's usage. You literally could make someone dissapear. Think about it.
I already have plenty of guns.
Sure you do, you're big boy.
Do you think everyone here is a child or something?
OMG!!!! YOU GOT A GUN THAT WILL ONLY BE FIRED WHEN YOU USE IT TO END YOUR OWN LIFE?
WHAT A BAD BAD MAN YOU ARE,,,
Taze my balls baby.
Shove it up my ass till I cum
KILL ALL israeliteS AND Black folk
Sell it for billions
I'd rather a communicator, so I could beam out of this shithole.
Reverse engineer the future from it. The phaser contains almost everything that's useful about the 23rd Century, except replicator tech.