whats the longest youve stayed in a hostel and you got any funny stories?
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whats the longest youve stayed in a hostel and you got any funny stories?
whats the longest youve stayed in a hostel and you got any funny stories?
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a week, no.
> hostel
Tell me you're a poor, low value male loser without telling me you're a poor, low value male loser
It's astounding there are people who active stay at these shitholes that are not ashamed of themselves
i mean thats obvious its SighSee
I have stayed at multiple hostels in Colombia which were far superior to hotels in their unique decor, friendly vibe, artful common spaces, and interesting characters who pass through. An average hotel is just rooms, a hallway, and a reception desk with an unfriendly staffer behind it. Fricking boring.
Dorks who live at hostels for weeks/months and stare at their laptop screen most of the day are fricking lame, however.
>t. Doesn't stay in hostels because he can't bring prostitutes there
Wait, you can't? Can't you just bullshit you got married or something?
Sometimes I wonder if I'm overqualified for this shithole
>$70/night to share a room with 3 strangers
>poor
lol ok
>go to hostel
>meet Euro backpackers
>bang them
You're a homosexual who isn't going to make it
I'm all those things and I don't stay in hostels.
>Tell me you're a twittard without using the "tell me you're" twitter trademark phrase
frick off back there you zoomersoy
2 weeks, I clogged the shitty toilet and had to tell a volunteer to fix it( they do it for free). There was a Russian there just sitting in the common area all day avoiding military draft or something, he was there when I arrived and was still there when I left
BKK? We literally had a ukrainian living there as he didn't want to go back (for obvious reasons)
Why not? CNN told me they were winning.
2 days and mid covid in miami at a weird "bikini hostel" that had no b***hes, only cokeheads and schizos off their meds. left before the second night, couldn't handle being cramped with those farting fricks. Dunno how everyone else, even the autistic hot chick tryina "find herself" was fine with it.
I stayed a week at a hostel in San Agustin, Huila, Colombia - January 2021. It cost about $6 USD equivalent per night, with beautiful handmade wooden bunk beds. I was the only hostel guest the whole time there. Owner spoke excellent English, had been struggling to break even ever since COVID hit. 420 friendly except when the police came over for beers.
>Bikini Hostel
It used to be cheap and fun, then it became overrun with lowlifes. Now a bunk runs for $70/night after you tack on all the fees. Lowlifes are why some American hostels require guests to hold a foreign passport, or at least an out-of-state ID. It's impossible to have economical, nice lodging in America - lowlifes always move in and ruin it.
1 black schizo from New York was taking 5ever in the bathroom, and pretending to write a book for the rest of his time. Schizo walks around miami heat wearing fricking snow gear mid summer. doesnt go outside once. not even sure if he ate for 3 days, and of course he thinks people are trying to touch his shit. had to fight him just to get him out of the fricking bathroom so i could take a shit.
>whats the longest youve stayed in a hostel and you got any funny stories?
3 months. Fricked alot of college aged South Koreans. Same day frick. Nice little tight pussies.
Which city and hostel*
Montreal. The hostel was downtown, near bars.
Would take them to the bar, buy them 1 drink. Then would hold hands with them back to the hostel and frick them in the washroom or in the bunk bed.
My fav was fricking this 23 year old korean girl. She was stacked with nice breasts and ass. She was wearing a "tube" shirt that showed her cleavage.
Told her to come to the bathroom with me while I brush my teeth, then I fricked her in the washroom, then in the bunk bed while others were sleeping in the room.
The hostel washroom floor was dirty ought. The shit you do when you're dumb and young in your 20s ....
picrel kinda looks like her
My first Japanese frick was a 28 year old moon face girl. I was 22, 23 at the time. Fingered her bushy pussy the first night. The next day she had to catch a flight. I fricked her at 1:00 PM in the dorm while everyone was gone. Fricked her for 10 minutes in her stinky bushy pussy then she packed up her bags and left for Japan.
I’ve always wondered about this, people say hostels have a lot of sex happening, but most of the time there’s no privacy at all. Is everyone just waiting for an empty room? Or are there people raw dogging while everyone else is watching?
they're larping anon
and jerking off to one another's stories
I've never noticed sex in a hostel's shared areas - USA, Mexico, or Colombia. Pretty sure most people who want to bang would have a shred of respect and rent a private room for a couple hours.
I've fricked chicks in a hostel room plenty of times. It always makes me lol at the thought of some virge in the bed a couple meters over seething while listening to her moans lmao
You could have just taken this lady to a hotel to have some fun lol. Personally, I always prefer staying in a private room when I travel and I make sure to have my Wise and Tap debit card in case I need extra cash. I enjoy a good drink more than being with ladies.
My favourite sextale in a hostel was with this french girl who looked like this.
She was sitting at the hostel bad when I saw her. You can tell she that she was trying to have a chill drink. 3 over enthusiastic guys swarmed her. Giving it you whole "I'm a "traveller", let me tell you my long-winded logistics of how I got from A to B and all about my amazing tourist shit I did." All 3 were fighting for her attention and approval.
She would say something benign like "I got a bus here this morning" and they would all be like "omg that sounds amazing, that's so awesome of you".
I was at the hostel bar with 3 of my boys. We were together reminiscing of the good ole days having drinks amongst ourselves. 2 Finnish girls joined us and seeing that we weren't acting thirsty desperate virgins. The french girl joined us also.
At the time, I was still thinking about a girl at home that I started seeing so I wasn't really trying anything, just being myself.
Actually had a great time there. Telling funny stories of our youth.
We all go to the local bars together (minus the 3 thirsty homosexuals). One by one, my boys and the Finnish girls slipped away. Just me and the french girl dancing. Only under the light it really dawned on my how beautiful and sexy she was, so I just grabbed her, pulled her body into and frenched her. She was loving it. Brought her outside and fingered her pussy and butthole (I liked to finger girls buttholes while rubbing there clit, if they're responsive and into it, I will rim them and slowly finger there asses more and then if enjoy that, I usually stick the head of my wiener in while rubbing there clits, if they like that, I give them anal.) Anyway, she wasn't too keen on fricking outside or in a busy hostel so I said it was ok, but she asked will I sleep with her in her bunk.
We don't frick that night as we were drunk and tired. The next morning we wake up spooning.
>Cont.
I wake her up my kissing the back of her neck. She was wearing the dress from last night, I slip the dress down and reveal her big perky breasts, they are D's with light brown nipples. I started cupping her breasts and lightly pinching her nipples. She's groaning and pressing her ass into my fully erect wiener. I spit on my fingers, pull her thong to the side and start to rub her clit slowly while grinding my wiener up and down the back of her pussy and ass. She's absolutely soaking wet at this stage. I whisper in her ear. "will you be a good girl for me". She sort of nods her head with her eyes closed and I slowly slip the head of my wiener into her pussy. Slowly start working my wiener back and forward. Her ass is big and perky. So I grab her hand to put it on her clit, slip on my middle finger and pull back her asscheek with a finger pressing on her butthole. I'm sort of conscious of others in the room and I'm on a bottom bunk of a bunk bed. So I slowly start fricking her, while pulling back her ass cheek with my right and, my leg hand is around her neck, cupping her tit and pinching her nipple and I'm whispering in her ear and biting her earlobe and kissing her neck while shes furiously rubbing her clit. We start very slowly and quite. But soon, animal lust takes over and I'm fricking the shit out of this girl from the side. I have my hand over her mouth at this stage, full finger up her butthole and fricking the shit out of her pussy raw. The bed is rattling and creeking and the guy on the top bunk climbs across to the bunk nextdoor to get down. Everyone can hear and knows but I don't give a frick. I tell her I'm going to cum and she full on presses her butt so far back into me, she presses my hips against the wall behind me, and starts grinding really fast. I get this fear of getting her pregnant so I push her forward whip my wiener out and start wanking over her for 5 seconds and cum all over her ass cheek, back, side and dress. Cont.
I look at her and she's sort of Fanning herself with her hand smiling. I ask did she cum and she laughed and said twice.
I'm leaving that morning and we exchange numbers and we kiss. We never texted eachother again and I can't remember her name, but I still jerk off to the memory here and there and still rate it as the best sexual experiences of my life. Still regret not pumping her pussy full of cum. Also, my 3 boys are slowly drifting apart which is sad. They were the best days of my life.
>I ask did she cum
lol
>perky ass
haha
why do virgins make this shit up like we can't tell?
>while shes furiously rubbing her clit.
that's bad
Exactly. You'd know if she came.
Lol, the fact that you think this relatively vanilla sexual experience could be fake says a lot about you. Your analysis of things being "bad" and "you would have known if she cum" tells me that you had sex with a very little amount of people or just hookers. Woman vary a lot and especially sexually. Not all women scream "OMG IM GOING TO...COOOOOOMMM"
>thinking the only way to know a woman came is if she screams
I don't think that no.
>Not all women scream "OMG IM GOING TO...COOOOOOMMM"
imagine thinking this is how you know.
y-your not supposed to?
>I get this fear of getting her pregnant so I push her forward whip my wiener out
lmao homosexual
you will regret pulling out of that hot french b***h for the rest of your fricking life
I really do regret it, but at the time I had two friends who knocked up girls on a one night stand and they were miserable and it gave me the fear.
>I had two friends who knocked up girls on a one night stand
So? Just skip town like a black person. No need to marry bawds from a 1-night stand 🙂
I'm not a Black person.
Jesus Christ how embarrassing
DIDN'T READN A SINGLE MOLECULE
I don't give a shit
How did you like Montreal? I live close to that city.
I like it. Nice bars, mostly white people in Montreal. Montreal is 200% better than Toronto.
People have sex in the hostel all the time, you gay ass moron.
Virgin incel fantasies: the posts.
These stories are LARPs. East Asians don’t really do one night stands and this cosplaying Chad but actual loser is pretending he fricked multiple Japanese and South Korean female tourists…
>East Asians don’t really do one night stands
the cope never ends
Lol, Japan has one of the highest rates of premarital sex and infedility in the world. Idk about South Korea, but it's probably similar. All this cope about Eastern Europe and Asia being "trad" is bullshit. They haven't been infected with the leftist mind virus to the same degree, but they're still women, ie prostitutes.
>East Asians don’t really do one night stands
China literally has a holiday for one night stands. (4-19) read four one nine because it sounds like "for one night".
stayed at a hostel in hawaii once, never again. Bed bugs, weird people, snoring, dirty shower
I only stayed in a Hostel once, one night, and I wanted it to be a "authentic hostel experience" so I booked the cheapest one I could find in Brisbane, Australia.
> A lot of people
>No space
> Old people coming and going all hours during the night
> People shouting, making noice, doing whatever nasty
> So much bugs
Lucky for me I'm a heavy sleeper so I slept well through most of the night, also, when I got there I got a pro tip from a bro in the room.
He told me to do like most people did in the room, put your stuff in plastic bags and keep them hanging from the bunk beds so the bugs wouldn't get into your shit
hostels are cool. I go to them when they have a nice location or good ambiance. some of them have 24/7 cafes available to mingle, some of them have bars attached, some of them have beachside locations and parties on wed/thurs or fri/sat. some of them are built in old traditional architecture. they have kitchens if you are the type of anon that likes to make their own coffee, tea, or you just like cooking, or need access to that kind of stuff slightly.
hostels can be amazing. I go half and half hostel/hotel
no one would go to hostels if it was only about the money. in asia most hotels are only 2 or 3 dollars more than a hostel
>longest you’ve stayed
Only like 12 hours during an overnight layover, they’re great when you need a dirt-cheap bed for the night but they’re not really my vibe for long-term stays
>Be me
>was in a hostel for 2 weeks
>one day hostel receptionist asks "hey do you know [random korean girl in the hostel]"
>"no"
>"she asked to be moved into the same room as you"
>[Proceeds to stare at me from her bunkbed for the remainder of my time there].
NGL even if she was a stalker I appreciated the unsaid compliment it was very flattering.
how did she know your name homosexual larper?
Who said she knew his name? She could have described him or pointed him out
Ever heard of introducing yourself to people?
It's common sense in many social situations, guess you haven't experienced many of these.
For about 4days. In Taipei.
Got pissed with some German guy and hepped up on betel leaves. It was fun. We were sitting in the loungegagging and trying not to throw up in front of everyone.
Maybe we were doing it wrong.
I got bed bugs in a hostel once. Luckily my bag wasn't near the bed and they didn't get into it, but they bit me up good.
Ok
>go to a hostel in berlin about 5 years ago
>in the room with me: some nigerian guy who hasn't showered for days, could get a whiff of the terrile smell as soon as you walked in the room
>3 brazilians, 2 of them are gay fatties and one is a mega bawd with huge silicone breasts and mouthfiller
>lay in my top bunk bed at night
>see the brazilian ho leave the shower
>she gets on her bed which is just next to me, also top bunk
>she removes her towel and sits on her bed naked, see her awesome breasts
>she's swiping on tinder (like a ho)
>muster up the courage and say something stupid to her like "so how was berlin?"
>she just makes a "come here" sign with her finger while smiling
>climb her bed
>starts sucking my dick
>her 2 gay friends start to watch and try to get in on the action touching my foot
>tell them to frick off
>they continued to try 2-3 times all the while comlimenting my body or some shit
>was legit scared i'll get raped, hardon went from 1000% to 50% but still enjoyed my dick being sucked
>ho tries to put my dick inside her without a condom
>NOPE
>tell her that I wanna move to my own bed with her
>proceed to frick with a condom on while the nigerian in the bottom bunk can hear everything
>felt bad for him in the morning so bought him a beer
LOL
Good time anon. I recommend you should had creampied her pussy ought. You only live once, yolo1
I stayed in this one hostel in Japan for I think a week that had weekly and monthly rates on top of the daily rates. It was a pretty small hostel with a single shower and probably 30 pods. Basically no common room either aside from this little kitchenette thing built into the hallway. There was some ethnic guy there that would turn the lights on in the middle of the night to pray to mecca. He would also cook a meal of chickpeas, tuna and curry everyday and it would make the whole floor smell. It wasn't the worst but I lold at the thought of that guys curry just sticking to the drywall and curtains in that building. He likely created a no ethnic policy.
>greentext farm thread for someone's youtube channel
frick off
schizo
Oh my gosh a couple months.. it was really easy to meet other people and form social groups to party with and many treat you to food and drinks. It is however also stressful sharing a kitchen, sharing sleeping space if you don't get your own room, and dealing with the noise. I hate when people turn in lights coming in late, leave door open, or rustle through their bags. I hate people on the phone or snoring they are the worst.
But still my worst experiences are this chinese b***h acting like it's her home, making tea in bowls and leaving them around never drinking them, singing i the bathroom in our room, always on the phone with lights on and curtain open, making a huge mess, asking other people to weigh them on her scale?? And in another place this guy waiting outside the womens shower to talk to me was creepy and everyone just laughs it off.
Hostel people are really lame normies, I've never met any interesting people there.
In fact I've rarely met interesting tourists, whenever I meet cool people they tend to be locals.
I guess tourists are mostly people who live boring luves and try their hardest to escape their grey, bland everyday life and weak personality by changing the scenery whenever needed whereas unique people tend to find their place and stimulating activities wherever they are.
I was staying in a hostel in Cambodia for the month. I befriended the locals in the neighborhood and learned some of the language. First few weeks were wonderful, I was even courting a beautiful shop owners daughter. The father introduced us.
Anyway, it was great until 4 bumbling idiot aussies checked into the hostel. It really ruined the peaceful mood of the place. I usually read my magazine's on rainy days in the public living room, and the Aussies came in all drunk and started making fun of me and my choice of reading material. I retorted back something snarky and witty and they left to go out to a bar or whatever. Later that night I saw them again and one of them was talking to the girl I was courting. I quickly ran up to her in case she was confusing one of them for me, but she didn't even acknowledge me as existing. It was so weird. I felt like a ghost. The Aussie brought her back to the hostel but I didn't get a chance to ask her what she was doing. I'm guessing they raped her. I told the shop owner and he just laughed at me. I then confronted the Aussies and asked them if they knew the girl they raped. They just laughed and walked out.
I had to get revenge, for the girl. I asked the local drug dealer for some drugs and I proceeded to plant them on the Aussies bags. I then called the police and reported them.
I left for another city before I could see the fruits of my revenge, but I assume these idiots are still in jail to this day.
The dudes probably used the drugs and went on their way. You sound like a psycho
What magazines?
pic related
Absolutely not a larp.
I would've laughed at you too, fricking freak.
creative larp
I like it
Fricking lol. I literally burst out laughing at this autism. 99% sure it's a larp but frick was it a funny larp story.
>be me
>go with my Aussie buds to hostel and check in
>some weird autist kid tries to talk to us, we just leave
>hit on this shop owners daughter QT, bring her back and hook up
>she's still horny in the morning so we frick again
>this idiot comes up mumbling something about rape, i ignore him
>go bang this girl a third time, she can't get enough of this big aussie dick
>head back to the hostel, find weed in my bag, no idea how it got there
>oh well, me and the boys smoke it, free weed bro
>head home
overall a completed based trip. no idea how i ended up getting free weed, probably just good karma.
>go to Thailand
>book hostel
>im literally the only one there
>decide to stay for a month
>act like it's my house
The same shit literally happened to me in Vietnam and Laos. Either I am picking the super secret hostels (not my intention) or few people are travelling.
I had a pretty cute girl fart in front of me one time. It was just me her and her friend. They couldn't stop giggling
i stayed a month in Albania when i lost my passport. the managers dad made raki in his garage and would give us shots every day i watched all the world cup there
Albania doesn't have to worry abt copyright