What's the optimal way to open these fricking things? I bite them and it spills everywhere or doesn't pour quickly. I try to undo the rubber band but it's so artfully put on that it's not gonna come off. What's the meta here?
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This is a dumb thread and a dumb question, but I admire OP's courage for posting it anyway.
I'm wealthy from Avalanche so I'm not actually travelling to coom. I just like to be itinerant.
>nooo cope cope cope
Some people are winners, anon. I risked it all and came out pretty well. Sorry if that hits a soft spot for you.
I see self-obsessed narcissist foreigners like you all the time in Bangkok, walking with your laughable "alpha male" posture, chest puffed out, elbows away from the body and shoulders swinging. Virtually all of you are approaching middle age and stand a little under 6'. Stop pretending your little ego trip is anything special, or that it makes you better than any goofy dorker. You're just another butthole who is full of himself, and people only smile for money around you.
>slop in a plastic bag
tell me how i know this is third world cuisine
Just eat like a normal person. I tried the cola in a bag thing once. What an idiot.
I find I can usually roll the rubber band off the top without trying to untie it. Pinch it shut while doing so, obviously.
You WILL drink the petroleum soup.
Thai soup is watery, but still tastes of actual chicken and herbs, and has moderate salt levels. Unlike Filipino soup, which is merely cooking oil and a hefty scoop of bouillon mixed with water.
It's called to-go packaging, dummy. Bags are much more resistant to rough handling than take-out containers or cups with lids. Saw a large bagged soup dropped on the pavement with a cartoonish "splat" noise, but the bag didn't even leak, let alone bust open.
Your fat, pasty, virginal, long finger nail having, khakis with high white socks wearing face when u burn ur mouth sipping hot soupie from bag
No wonder our planet is in grave danger of total ecological collapse with these evil frickers using so much unnecessary plastic. Something MUST be done
I just ram my fricking knife into the bag
You’re right it is moronic, but it’s exactly as moronic as this, while being more cost effective, so I give it a pass.
To balance things out though, you can carry your mango smootee around with a string harness or cup-sized grocery bag, which is fricking genius
stab a straw into it. eazy peazy lemon squeezey.
Lol the mod is such a fricking loser he bans any telegram chads