Where in Germany is it worth celebrating Oktoberfest? If at all

Where in Germany is it worth celebrating Oktoberfest? If at all

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    None of these girls are attractive.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      rude

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      rude

      Alright, here I go, lads.

      >1
      Would do.

      >2
      Would be at least not bad if she fixed her teeth. Would still do if I was drunk enough.

      >3
      Would consider after I down a few drinks.

      >4
      Wouldn't do her at all.

      >5
      Would probably do.

      >6
      Would actually do. Hard.

      >7
      No.

      >8
      What the frick, no.

      >9
      Actually, yeah maybe with a little liquid courage.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        pretty much agree with all these except #8 i'm not sure if she just naturally looks more masculine, or if she's just clenching her jaw for the photo, otherwise would be one of the hotter chicks here

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          She has a giant wiener.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please 1 or 6

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          frick I got helga

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          9 is also pretty cute. Sucks to be us

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        pretty much agree with all these except #8 i'm not sure if she just naturally looks more masculine, or if she's just clenching her jaw for the photo, otherwise would be one of the hotter chicks here

        #8 will give you plenty of strong sons.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          becouse its already a male

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i am a virgin

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        None of them would do (You) though.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        roll

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll take any but 7

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      5 & 6 are cute and do anal

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are extremely mediocre looking.

      A few are alright, e.g. 1, but none are really hot hot.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      1 and 6 are objectively attractive. 8 and 9 are passable. 2-5 would literally suck your wiener if you just walked up and asked and your are attractive enough.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

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  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Munich is fun with the right crowd, People will say stuttgart's volksfest but I think you'd be better off going to a smaller town at that point or just munich

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm like 60% certain that Oktoberfest is more of a Bavarian thing, so in that region.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      But Oktoberfest is always at the end of September, you're too late.
      Not kidding.

      I still see it going on until this Sunday

      Topical: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3RdqU_fm7QU

      I still see it going on until this Sunday

      Generally speaking, a holiday is usually at its peak during the actual day(s) it's being celebrated. Retroactive celebrations just don't feel the same.
      I've been to various Christmas festivals after December 25th, hell even January. Didn't feel right.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    But Oktoberfest is always at the end of September, you're too late.
    Not kidding.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still see it going on until this Sunday

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would love to bend over a a pale white kraut b***h in one of those dresses and frick her moon-shaped pale ass senseless until I explode

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    German/Central euro women are like the worst of both worlds
    They don’t have what’s nice about Med & Nordic/Slavic women just some ugly inbetween

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Med & Nordic/Slavic women
      what's nice about them specifically?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Med women for nice dark looks, lips and petite bodies
        Nordic/slavic for nice blonde bright looks, long legs, big boobs

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