where in India can I find a real yogi who can read minds and shit?

where in India can I find a real yogi who can read minds and shit?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nowhere. They don't exist.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you've met all of them I presume?

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk but where can I find one that can tie his wiener in a knot?

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went into a cave in karnataka and there was an indian there, he knew I hadn't slept the night before and he was helping me meditate and he would know when my mind was active and when it was quiet, like he would comment when he knew my thoughts had re-entered, he told me to return the next day to continue my training but I never did

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you don't need superpowers to know that, anyone can look at you and tell you haven't slept the night before or that your mind is agitated

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just curious though, would there be any serious consequences if I'd approach to one of these quack and beat them up?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know about Yoga Fire

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the quacks, probably not

      the real ones yes but nobody knows where to find them

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sadhguru. You can find him on many online platforms

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watched him on Rogan. His moronic logic folded under the tiniest bit of questioning and scrutiny to the point where everybody I knew who saw it realized that he was a typical conman

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        he was the worst bogus yogi impersonator
        scum and most likely evil

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a yogi every 50 meters in a tourist area, and one per square mile in normal India.

    I found a naga sadu in the wilderness, these guys really do exist.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I found a naga sadu in the wilderness, these guys really do exist.
      How do you find one? Which regions are more likely to have them?

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >where in India can I find a real yogi who can read minds and shit?
    Be careful of killer yogis.

    www.outsideonline.com/outdoor-adventure/exploration-survival/justin-alexander-shetler-missing-parvati-valley/

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    moronic OP

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can read minds and shit?
    I know many who can do the latter, but not the former.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      So who can do the latter?

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hijacking this thread with a similar question

    I just landed in Shanghai, where do I go to meet real nascent soul cultivators?

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a real yogi
    These people are the worst larpers to have ever walked this earth. Some time ago Youtube started pushing shorts of some XIX/XX century yogi who went to the UK to spread their religion and practices. He recorded some really arrogant speeches telling western people how they didn't even know how to sleep properly and how a person who practices yoga can live up to 100 years easily. He then proceeded to die in his late 50s. Lol.

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