Which airplane seat do you pick ?

Which airplane seat do you pick ?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one nearest a bathroom because I'm 40 now and can't hold my pee for very long anymore.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only fly ultra low cost carriers but I'm 187 cm so I pay the €20 extra to get the seats at the very front and enjoy more legroom than someone in business class.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    4C if I'm flying with my wife in 4F.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Checked
      I’d go 3/4 A/H depending on if I can catch a sunrise or sunset. Personally I always choose a window seat.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    12A

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      39H or 39A. Depending on the time of the day in the flight. Sun may be pretty nasty up there.

      23A or 23F

      40A. Window seat and near the bathroom. Also the back of the plane is the safest in terms of crashing and you get your food first.

      Also, the last seat often tends to not lean back. And there's almost no people trying to get off the plane. Blocking your exit
      >but I want to get off quick.
      Everyone does. Give it up and at least enjoy not being pushed that much.
      The only thing that may spoil that, and not that much, tbh is when the plane parks in a remote position and you may exit through the back door. But then, exit first

      The second option is the available emergency exit because of the legroom.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    40A. Window seat and near the bathroom. Also the back of the plane is the safest in terms of crashing and you get your food first.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >smelling people shit the whole flight

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    wienerpit jumpseat with sheepskin cover (goycattle need not apply)

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer the aisle seats rather than the middle for obvious reasons, but stretching is much easier when you got the aisle space.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. I would always choose a window seat until I realized it's way better to be able to stand up every few hours than to see what's going on outside..

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ngl I would take the window seat too if it went over interesting places, but if were talking about convenience and long trips then I would take the aisle.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm fricking tired of hearing this discourse already.
    >le aisle seat! le window seat!
    sit wherever the frick, it doesn't matter. you're going to the same place anyways. Sit down, put in your earplugs/headphones and sit still like a grown adult.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. never flown more than a few hours

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whichever seat I'm randomly assigned at check-in.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    A1 so I don't need to look at you c**ts getting up and down every 30 seconds.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    In your pic I'd pick 4A or 4H, equally far from the bathrooms on the sides so it will have the lowest foot traffic next to it
    Poorgays need not apply

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      born rich homosexual

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always pick an aisle seat as close to the front as my economy ticket will allow me, I don't like to have to ask people to move if I want to use the bathroom. Back is fine, but you'll be waiting longer to get off and time is money.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Window seat near the middle of the wings. I don't have to pee much because I'm not old and the airframe under the wing is the most stable section of the craft so I get some easy ZZZs.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    cheapest not near a shitter with a window to lean on while I sleep

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    39B or G

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    anything by the toilets i have a huge scat fetish

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    25A.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I’m traveling alone for cheap, aisle seat near the front of whatever section. If I’m traveling with my wife and two kids in the layout pictured, probably aisle-window aisle window in two adjacent rows. We occasionally get four across in the middle for long-hauls, as well, but the kids theoretically prefer window seats.

    Traveling on many cheap short-hauls within Europe, where the layout is almost always 3x3, it’s typically middle and window in two adjacent rows nowadays. Do middle seats suck? Sure. But if you can’t handle ~2hrs of mild discomfort and inconvenience you’re really soft.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Do middle seats suck? Sure. But if you can’t handle ~2hrs of mild discomfort and inconvenience you’re really soft.
      Depends on who is in the other seats. One time I had a middle seat between a fat woman and a fidgety, nasty-smelling urban youth, and it was just awful

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    First or Business all the way

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any window seat on row 43, free arm space and no-one complaining if you recline

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do they all recline properly in that setup? That can be a problem with back rows in some layouts.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Typically a window seat as far forward on the plane without incurring any extra charges. So in this case perhaps 9A.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aisle because I hate feeling trapped. Only down side is old and/or stupid people can't walk down the aisle without grabbing or bumping seats as they go past which pisses me off.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aisle seat in the middle aisle, preferably close to the bathroom. Sure, morons and carts will bump into my foot or shoulder but it beats being smothered in the middle or window seat. Also, when the person in the middle seat has to take a shit, there's a 50% chance they'll bother the other person to let them through.

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