Why do they have to be such insufferable cunts?

Why do they have to be such insufferable c**ts? As if there weren't a similar but in all respects superior country right next door.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe because you are a c**t too?
    When I was in lisabon everyone was pretty cool

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      unless you went to lixobon no one was a c**t, except likely yourself
      and i know that was a pathetic attempt at an insult, but spain is in fact superior in a lot of ways
      decentralised, cities arent dead and empty, people actually go out and enjow themselves, lots more to do and see
      the only thing Portugal has above them is food, its also a great place with lots to do and see, but spain just has more, and in better condition, and they preserve their traditions far better
      pains me to admit this, but we should learn from them

      I am in Lisbon and was in Spain before. Maybe I am a c**t, didn't have any issue with your neighbors. I could accept the weird hostile reactions some of the locals give me (I am white, but from the country which pays your bills, which might explain things), but got my first experience with third world police here. Tackling, cuffing, wrongful detention, being cuffed for hours without phone, for nothing (I know it's nothing because they changed their official justification to something else later). Courts are striking as well (what a shitshow!), so my only recourse is at least warning others not to go there. I mention Spain not as an insult, but as a viable alternative where you won't have police kneeling on your neck, informing you this is not your country, for refusing to unlock your phone.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        what did you do? stay too long and evade their taxes, getting caught at the airport working abroad on a tourist visa? Sounds like something they'd do only if you got caught evading taxes.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Allegedly taking picture of a security guard I had a verbal altercation with before, and who was covering up her name tag, so I could not complain about her later. Later they said it was because of her pressing charges for insult, which is bullshit, because this was only mentioned later, when they were looking for a non-commie justification for their vast overreaction. If it would have just been the one simp who was at fault I would have considered a poop drone, but he didn't decide to keep me chained up for three hours without phone access. His buddies did. Also they didn't let me cancel my rented scooter thing, which continued to pay. "Should have considered that before" they told me. All of them excessively hostile, not EU worthy.

          It was mere pride and spite, which is a game for two players. The country has made an enemy, saying which of course causes you to roll your eyes intensely. But I have already ramped up my shilling of Germany leaving the EU (from zero to daily), and am dilligently spreading the word about this shithole as well. Your state is protecting those buttholes, and many of your countrymen gave me the sus eye before too. Nothing of the sort happened in Spain, so "southern mentality" is no excuse neither. Hope you figure something out to pay your bills, I'll keep working towards EU- and digital-nomad-money drying up. Steter Tropfen höhlt den Stein (Continuous dripping hollows the stone).

          Go frick yourselves.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >a security guard I had a verbal altercation with before
            I know this sounds like a "drunk guy picking fights and seething about it later" type of story, but it was in the middle of the day, no one was drunk.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >German
            >is autistic

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    unless you went to lixobon no one was a c**t, except likely yourself
    and i know that was a pathetic attempt at an insult, but spain is in fact superior in a lot of ways
    decentralised, cities arent dead and empty, people actually go out and enjow themselves, lots more to do and see
    the only thing Portugal has above them is food, its also a great place with lots to do and see, but spain just has more, and in better condition, and they preserve their traditions far better
    pains me to admit this, but we should learn from them

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    All Iberians are homosexuals in my experience. Never met a Spaniard or spaniardess that wasn't insufferable, and yeah not to mention the gays in op.
    I prefer Mexicans unironically

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I prefer Mexicans unironically
      Same
      t. Pole

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, they do say Poland is the Mexico of Europe

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >All Iberians are homosexuals in my experience.
      this
      >I prefer Mexicans unironically
      and this
      Iberians are like Mexicans if Mexicans were also woke Black person worshipping trannies on top of just being lazy grifters.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    In my experience both the Portuguese and Spanish were much friendlier than the French and Italians.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >French
      idk about the french, but Italians have way more buttholes than Portugal, not even a competition.
      Morocco beats everyone out of the park for buttholes per capita though

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      in friendliness the portuguese are far far better than any of those
      i would say spanish are nicer than italians, but its not that big a difference, and scatalans are all c**ts
      the french though are all the worst

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kraut picks a fight with a security guard
    >gets btfo and cries online
    what a homosexual

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