I'm currently starving in an airport but I decided I'm going to just feast at my destination. However, there's so much shit like unattended kiosks and racks sitting completely outside of the convenience stores that it tempts me like nothing else. I'm starving and I can't justify spending money. Can anyone really blame me if I were to take a few bags of pretzels?
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too dumb to book a 1 PM flight and enjoy a leisurely & filling brunch with the last of your currency before heading to the airport
Not dumb, per se, I just like booking flights that leave at midnight, it some other ungodly hour, so I feel like I've been on a journey when I arrive.
You want an adventure then steal the chips and be a wanted criminal who will get thrown in jail before they board or as soon as they get back. People are FASTING for RAMADAN right now, have some discipline
>People are FASTING for RAMADAN right now, have some discipline
This! I'm literally shaking and crying rn!
I don't know, some laws I'll break. They have to be really silly though. But I like being up for 30 hours and not showering and so on and so forth when going a great distance aided by machine. It helps me connect with my ancestors.
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No, but if everyone in Thailand and Laos doesn't stay on their side of the road, run red lights, or cross the street with no pedestrian crossing, you best believe, I'm going to walk across the "automobile only" Malaka Laka Balance Bridge of Friendship, even if the Federales are threatening to throw me into prison. Plus, how would I have ever learned that Australians built the bridge.
Plus plus, there was a damn walking ramp heading up to the bridge on both sides.
Plus plus plus, there was a walking path on both sides of the bridge, and the agent kept telling we I couldn't walk, because it was dangerous, and there was no place to walk. I'm pretty positive, they just want to extort money out of people to generate tax revenue.
I got stuck on an expressway 8 m in the air while trying to leave BKK. the official took a picture of my ID, took a selfie with me and gave me a ride to the shuttle bus station
why is the international crossing so empty during daylight hours?
That was 6-7 in the morning, and there was maybe 10 people at any given time waiting to get their visas. It was perfect weather for walking too. High 70s with a bit of an overcast. The moment I arrived on Thailand's side, walking 2 km and getting a visa in Laos, it was maybe an hour.
>People are FASTING for RAMADAN
Arguable
>fasting
>Ramadan
Lmao homie they eat two huge meals every day during their "fast". Iftar is fricking delicious I always try to hit up iftar buffet during the bombathon.
Most muzzoids gain weight during Ramadan since they just lay around all day pretending to starve while actually digesting 2000 calories from their pre dawn meal, and fantasizing about stuffing their faces as soon as sun goes down again. They are PIGS.
Topkek "fasting". You clown.
I booked last minute as my family triggered me that I had to spontaneously leave
>I'm starving and I can't justify spending money
>can afford spontaneous airfare
>cant spare a dollar or two on a pack of crisps or something
Tbf that bag of chips is probably like $10 but yeah
LOL this. you can't even get a breath mint for a dollar at airports
I shoplift all the time, find a blindspot in their surveillance system then take whatever item you want to take with you (I usually swipe chocolate or candy bars since their rectangular shape doesn't stick out of your clothing) and stuff them in your pockets then walk out casually.
Don't take chips, their bags make too much noise to be shoplifted stealthily.
This is my way of quietly rebelling against the system and sticking it to The Man.
Just re-read the OP, if you're at an airport then don't do it, there's cameras EVERYWHERE and you will get caught.
I only shoplift at big supermarket chains because there's usually a blindspot somewhere in the store , don't risk it OP.
>Can anyone really blame me if I were to take a few bags of pretzels?
Only in the literal sense. If you steal the pretzels and someone blames you for the missing pretzels, they’ve got you to rights.
But also, if you’re hungry, there’s no better justification for spending money than buying food. Being unable to “justify” spending because of an arbitrary decision you’ve made to pig out later is silly. You just feel like stealing. There’s nothing justified in that in your situation (although if you were genuinely starving and had no money, as opposed to just being cheap in an airport while craving a snack, there probably would be).
Do it if you want (although by now I guess you already did, or didn’t). But don’t pretend it was inevitable or your right.
Also,
>Why must they tempt us so?
Really? You have that little control over yourself when it comes to junk food outside a Hudson News? I am a literal addict and that makes no sense to me.
> be anon
> poor as shit and still decides to SighSee
> starving
> rather steal bags of pretzels and feast with the 2 dollars he has later on
> a few bags of pretzels
> starving lol
Take more money next time anon. That or manage it better.