>Why yes of course I visit only the capital city when travelling to a country

>Why yes of course I visit only the capital city when travelling to a country

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally me

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based. Enough of having to go to villages in the middle of nowhere and sleep under bushes to get validation from internet strangers, I want to stay in the capital, coom in hotels and eat at that one same restaurant every night for two weeks

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >eat at that one same restaurant every night for two weeks
      kek this is so real

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      unfathomably B A S E D

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Capital cities are based.

    They have the best infrastructure.
    The best transportation
    The coolest architecture
    The most diverse citizens
    The best food
    The best hotels and places to stay

    Theres also nothing wrong with a day trip to see an impovrished remote villiage in said country via a capital city bus tour

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I claim to have visited Hungary. I was only in Budapest for three days for a conference. Wine was good

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went to Japan 10 years ago and I didn't bother to visit Tokyo. I regretted my decision to this day.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is nothing wrong with being a tourist and I'm tired of pretending it's a dirty word.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why yes, my one day trip out of the capital is going to be to that tourist trap village/castle/town everyone else goes to

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go to reddit laugh at the "itinerary checks" they post
    >it's all ultra packed days doing the top paypig chink tourist stuff
    >move from a capital to another every 3 days
    >people in comments are even worse, say it's too slow, Barcelona and Krakow are only worth 2 max, remind them they missed the most obvious tourist trap that was actually the highlight of their trip
    Frick I need a dose right now.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      kills me every time someone puts up their itinerary with the exact time for everything on all listed out

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >go to reddit laugh at the "itinerary checks" they post
        >it's all ultra packed days doing the top paypig chink tourist stuff
        >move from a capital to another every 3 days
        >people in comments are even worse, say it's too slow, Barcelona and Krakow are only worth 2 max, remind them they missed the most obvious tourist trap that was actually the highlight of their trip
        Frick I need a dose right now.

        Males with low-testosterone are characterized by a feminine obsession with punctuality.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yeah right, because female are never late for their flight
          punctuality is all about intelligence and self-discipline

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yeah right, because female are never late for their flight
          punctuality is all about intelligence and self-discipline

          top kek

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to eat the local food. Sorry Chang, I'm not interested in trying chicken + noodles combination #154. The best concession to South East Asian cuisine I'm going to give you is eating at Jollybee rather than McDs.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chad gets tired of the big city after a while, especially Third World cities built for manlet heights.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is Zurich built for manlet heights? Not following here

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why yes, I did travel the world visiting the different McDonalds

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean no matter how short your visit to a country is, you have to try the local McD. Each country has a menu personalised to local taste so in essence you're trying out that country's cuisine.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Funny you should say that. I make a point of never eating what I could get back home, but I almost always visit a McD, not to eat, but to see how they've changed the menu for locals. Tells me about them. In India you can get an excrement burger.

        I ain't eating fricking McD anywhere.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I know this is so low effort but I still laughed.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          rent free Black person

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Yes, I love French cuisine

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Countries I did this in:
    Greece (I took a tour to Delphi but it started and ended in Athens so it doesn't count in my mind)
    Hungary
    Bulgaria
    Slovenia
    Slovakia

    Countries I feel like I should have done this in:
    Denmark

    Denmark I'm seriously disappointed in you. Yes there were two halfway decent art museums technically outside of Copenhagen, but you might as well just take those collections, put them in Copenhagen, and then put a warning label on everything else making it clear it's worthless modern slop.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Passport never heard of them?
    >Why yes, I've been to over 500 countries

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There are Moortuguese egg tarts (蛋撻) at fast food joints in the far western deserts of China because of 澳门。

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >fly in from London
    >go to Bangkek
    >Sukhumvit Road airbnb that I booked for 2 straight weeks
    >order 7g of weed every other night to Sukhumvit Road airbnb that I booked for 2 straight weeks
    >order food from chinky panda or whatever, like the restaurant
    >order some hoo-er from Smooci for 4000 thb for a couple of mongs
    >order her every night for 2 weeks
    >go to airport and fly back to London

    I really found myself that holiday

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