Based. Enough of having to go to villages in the middle of nowhere and sleep under bushes to get validation from internet strangers, I want to stay in the capital, coom in hotels and eat at that one same restaurant every night for two weeks
They have the best infrastructure.
The best transportation
The coolest architecture
The most diverse citizens
The best food
The best hotels and places to stay
Theres also nothing wrong with a day trip to see an impovrished remote villiage in said country via a capital city bus tour
>go to reddit laugh at the "itinerary checks" they post >it's all ultra packed days doing the top paypig chink tourist stuff >move from a capital to another every 3 days >people in comments are even worse, say it's too slow, Barcelona and Krakow are only worth 2 max, remind them they missed the most obvious tourist trap that was actually the highlight of their trip
Frick I need a dose right now.
>go to reddit laugh at the "itinerary checks" they post >it's all ultra packed days doing the top paypig chink tourist stuff >move from a capital to another every 3 days >people in comments are even worse, say it's too slow, Barcelona and Krakow are only worth 2 max, remind them they missed the most obvious tourist trap that was actually the highlight of their trip
Frick I need a dose right now.
Males with low-testosterone are characterized by a feminine obsession with punctuality.
I refuse to eat the local food. Sorry Chang, I'm not interested in trying chicken + noodles combination #154. The best concession to South East Asian cuisine I'm going to give you is eating at Jollybee rather than McDs.
I mean no matter how short your visit to a country is, you have to try the local McD. Each country has a menu personalised to local taste so in essence you're trying out that country's cuisine.
Funny you should say that. I make a point of never eating what I could get back home, but I almost always visit a McD, not to eat, but to see how they've changed the menu for locals. Tells me about them. In India you can get an excrement burger.
Countries I did this in:
Greece (I took a tour to Delphi but it started and ended in Athens so it doesn't count in my mind)
Hungary
Bulgaria
Slovenia
Slovakia
Countries I feel like I should have done this in:
Denmark
Denmark I'm seriously disappointed in you. Yes there were two halfway decent art museums technically outside of Copenhagen, but you might as well just take those collections, put them in Copenhagen, and then put a warning label on everything else making it clear it's worthless modern slop.
>fly in from London >go to Bangkek >Sukhumvit Road airbnb that I booked for 2 straight weeks >order 7g of weed every other night to Sukhumvit Road airbnb that I booked for 2 straight weeks >order food from chinky panda or whatever, like the restaurant >order some hoo-er from Smooci for 4000 thb for a couple of mongs >order her every night for 2 weeks >go to airport and fly back to London
literally me
Based. Enough of having to go to villages in the middle of nowhere and sleep under bushes to get validation from internet strangers, I want to stay in the capital, coom in hotels and eat at that one same restaurant every night for two weeks
>eat at that one same restaurant every night for two weeks
kek this is so real
unfathomably B A S E D
Capital cities are based.
They have the best infrastructure.
The best transportation
The coolest architecture
The most diverse citizens
The best food
The best hotels and places to stay
Theres also nothing wrong with a day trip to see an impovrished remote villiage in said country via a capital city bus tour
I claim to have visited Hungary. I was only in Budapest for three days for a conference. Wine was good
I went to Japan 10 years ago and I didn't bother to visit Tokyo. I regretted my decision to this day.
There is nothing wrong with being a tourist and I'm tired of pretending it's a dirty word.
>Why yes, my one day trip out of the capital is going to be to that tourist trap village/castle/town everyone else goes to
>go to reddit laugh at the "itinerary checks" they post
>it's all ultra packed days doing the top paypig chink tourist stuff
>move from a capital to another every 3 days
>people in comments are even worse, say it's too slow, Barcelona and Krakow are only worth 2 max, remind them they missed the most obvious tourist trap that was actually the highlight of their trip
Frick I need a dose right now.
kills me every time someone puts up their itinerary with the exact time for everything on all listed out
Males with low-testosterone are characterized by a feminine obsession with punctuality.
yeah right, because female are never late for their flight
punctuality is all about intelligence and self-discipline
top kek
I refuse to eat the local food. Sorry Chang, I'm not interested in trying chicken + noodles combination #154. The best concession to South East Asian cuisine I'm going to give you is eating at Jollybee rather than McDs.
Chad gets tired of the big city after a while, especially Third World cities built for manlet heights.
How is Zurich built for manlet heights? Not following here
>Why yes, I did travel the world visiting the different McDonalds
I mean no matter how short your visit to a country is, you have to try the local McD. Each country has a menu personalised to local taste so in essence you're trying out that country's cuisine.
Funny you should say that. I make a point of never eating what I could get back home, but I almost always visit a McD, not to eat, but to see how they've changed the menu for locals. Tells me about them. In India you can get an excrement burger.
I ain't eating fricking McD anywhere.
I know this is so low effort but I still laughed.
rent free Black person
>Yes, I love French cuisine
Countries I did this in:
Greece (I took a tour to Delphi but it started and ended in Athens so it doesn't count in my mind)
Hungary
Bulgaria
Slovenia
Slovakia
Countries I feel like I should have done this in:
Denmark
Denmark I'm seriously disappointed in you. Yes there were two halfway decent art museums technically outside of Copenhagen, but you might as well just take those collections, put them in Copenhagen, and then put a warning label on everything else making it clear it's worthless modern slop.
>Passport never heard of them?
>Why yes, I've been to over 500 countries
There are Moortuguese egg tarts (蛋撻) at fast food joints in the far western deserts of China because of 澳门。
>fly in from London
>go to Bangkek
>Sukhumvit Road airbnb that I booked for 2 straight weeks
>order 7g of weed every other night to Sukhumvit Road airbnb that I booked for 2 straight weeks
>order food from chinky panda or whatever, like the restaurant
>order some hoo-er from Smooci for 4000 thb for a couple of mongs
>order her every night for 2 weeks
>go to airport and fly back to London
I really found myself that holiday