What are some of the worst airlines out there?
I recently flew United business class internationally. When we boarded and I got to my seat, my seating area was all dirty with crumbs and other shit. They didn’t even bother cleaning it beforehand. Drinks were hard to come by; I practically had to beg for a vodka on the rocks. No drinks or snacks even handed out mid-flight. Movie selection was subpar. Wasted $5000+ on that.
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>United
Objectively the worst of the big 3 US airlines. All US airlines are shit but ffs man spring the extra $100 on Delta.
t. never flown American
definitely complain, you usually get a voucher or some points
Oh god I'm getting flashbacks of my United Economy Flight to japan.
one meal was like home pasta with in-store bought marinara sauce no meat, 5 cent bread roll in a plastic bag.
Breakfast was like a waffle with dried up syrup on it, no eggs.
Flying back to USA from ANA (owned by United) was loads better tho. Dont get it.
>ANA (owned by United)
ANA has a code-share agreement with United but it's definitely not owned by them.
Turkish Airlines: decent flight, food, but the most autistic customer service I've ever seen, prepare to be ripped off if the slightest thing goes wrong
US airlines are all shit. Just fly whatever airline is your major hub.
only ever flown two so
>Best
air canada
>worst
british airways
going to fly norse atlantic soon, any thoughts?
Spirit isn't that bad for a budget I got a round trip from ord-msy for $55. Anyone know if allegiant is good might get a credit card cause they fly to places I wanna go
Got two flights through saudi airlines. Thinking I should buy an allah ackbar pendant and practice the shahada to say under my breath to unlock extra service.
Every time you open the flight complimentary snack please yell “ALLAH SNACKBAR”
If they feel I am taking the piss they might execute me
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all american airlines are terrible. i think americans like it like that.
apart from that i don't think there are any really terrible major international airlines any more except maybe some third world junk
as for best, i flew recently on singapore airlines and even though it was only a short haul flight it was great
yes
coffee?
white feet do make good wine
I exclusively use Asian airlines.
Excluding pajeet and arab ones. Although Arabs ones are nice, the plane will in fact transport Arabians, which is disgusting.
All Japanese airlines are great. Cathay is great. Anything SEA is great. Korea is monkey. Chinese contains chinese and should be filtered.
my most mildly amusing (to me) flight i got a ticket from brussels airlines brussels to toronto. turned out to be a different carrier that was indian doing the second leg of their rout from delhi or wherever, ao the plan was all pajeets, the food was indian, the signs were dual language, the stewardesses were indian. i think one passenger was sexually harassing the stewardess or maybe just proposing
i generally have a neutral view of the flights i can remember.
i guess ryan air + easy jet i dont like because of their chairs, i accept they will nickle and dime you - i havent tried the british tour group flight airlines - other budget airlines in europe have been pretty comfortable comparatively like aer lingus, iberia, tap but these are national airlines and not as cheap as ryanair easyjet
all canadian flights (AC, air transat, dont remember westjet) the flight attendants talk to you like naughty school children
I once flew Air Canada and the [male] flight attendant kept calling me “Monsieur”
>Gets you anywhere
>Asks you for 10 bob and no more
>Lands you safeish in country of your choice
Literally the GOAT
The cheese on an Austrian Airlines flight made me severely sick.
I'm relatively picky with airlines since one of my first flight experiences included an American Airlines flight with the entire crew being so drunk that the passengers did the flight attendants' job.
I keep saying the same shit in these threads, but (because I'm not flying that many airlines anyway) the worst so far was Air Asia Cambodia and Thai Air Asia to me. No autopilot whatsoever on their Airbuses, and somehow one of these complete freak of pilots did flaps down halfway (read: cruising altitude and speed). I just thank every Airbus engineer out there for me and my fellow passengers lives, cause it was... A flight experience I'll never forget. I don't know how those flaps survived. I'm glad I had my seatbelt on.
I don't think I'll experience the truly worst, cause I just don't fly if it doesn't look somewhat reliable.