You can now go from rio de janeiro to lima by bus. 6035 km. Do you dare?

You can now go from rio de janeiro to lima by bus. 6035 km. Do you dare?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm assuming that says the trip takes 5 days. Eh, probably wouldn't do it. I imagine the sightseeing would be very nice though, assuming you don't get held up by narcos.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't do buses.

    I only do planes and taxi, thank you very much.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      pussy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >pussy for not taking a bus in latam
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_San_Fernando_massacre?useskin=vector
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_San_Fernando_massacre?useskin=vector

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >pussy for not taking a bus in latam
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_San_Fernando_massacre?useskin=vector
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_San_Fernando_massacre?useskin=vector

        I don't do buses.

        I only do planes and taxi, thank you very much.

        >Traveling in a Troubled Land
        >It was about 3:20 p.m. Friday when a beige pickup truck zoomed past Victor Anibal Lopez's busload of Maryland college students and gradually forced it to a stop on a remote stretch of highway in this exotic but troubled Central American country.
        >Five men in street clothes – most with pistols but one carrying what looked like an Uzi submachine gun – jumped out of the truck and immediately began firing into the air, Lopez said.
        >Thus began a two-hour ordeal in which the group from St. Mary's College was robbed and five young women were gang-raped.

        >...they planned to drive to the back side of Lake Atitlan along a dangerous rural road that embassy officials said they would have strongly advised against taking, had they known of the itinerary.
        >...the bus never reached the most dangerous leg of the journey. It was attacked on the Pacific Highway and forced into the cane field, where the passengers were forced to lie face-down while a group of men selected, one at a time, five women and assaulted them. Each of the victims, ages 19 and 20, was raped multiple times in a harrowing ordeal that lasted two hours, according to embassy officials.

        https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/local/longterm/stmarysrape/stmarysrape.htm

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          kinda hot

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            There must have been at least one couple in that group. Imagine what the guy felt as he saw his girlfriend being carried off by force. Imagine him listening to her screams.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              He became a /gif/ poster

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      one good thing about buses is with luggage there is ample room for it. (though their overhead shelves are often laughably short in height
      Now maybe you go somewhere dodgy - it is out of sight.
      but some trains if full -there is not enough room for luggage.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Same. 3+ hours in a bus sucks.

      >now
      There was a fricking Deutsch Welle documentary on youtube about this bus service back in 20fricking17

      I think I've watched. But wasn't São Paulo - Lima?

      https://i.imgur.com/hpUDo9Z.jpg

      There is no fricking way I would ever ride on a bus over the Andes

      >does not know camino de la muerte
      Literally called death road in Bolivia.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the death road is now a mountain bike route. they built a new highway that is vastly, vastly safer.

        I have biked the death road and its fine on a bike but would be a nightmare in a car. people still get themselves killed biking it, or at least the guide said they do. i think he wasn't lying since he was pretty unwilling to talk about it.

        either way, peruvian buses are pretty comfy and an eighteen hour ride is pretty manageable. this seems out of control though, and I'd rather just spend the money to fly that route.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >But wasn't São Paulo - Lima?
        Nah

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Same. 3+ hours in a bus sucks.
        No it doesn't. You can sit there, no cares in the world, look out the window, listen to your headphones. It's one of my favorite parts of travelling.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >now
    There was a fricking Deutsch Welle documentary on youtube about this bus service back in 20fricking17

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >2 front axles, 2 back axles
    what is even going on there. Do all 4 front tires steer independently?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There is no fricking way I would ever ride on a bus over the Andes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      But flying 5 miles above the earth is okay? Lmao

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        how in your absolute room temperature IQ mind is that even close to the same thing? Airplanes are being checked before and after each flight by highly trained personnel, flown by highly trained personnel who use state of the art computers and communication to ensure a safe flight. And that is somehow basically the same as Jorge the busdriver making 500 bucks on a 5 day coach ride fighting the urge to sleep and crossing some of the most dangerous roads in the world.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Jorge the bus driver probably doesn't even make $500

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >And that is somehow basically the same as Jorge the busdriver making 500 bucks on a 5 day coach ride
          LMAO if Jorge made 500 bucks for a week of work, he would be paid twice what a doctor makes in Buenos Aires

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pussy

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how often do these busses go off cliffs?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      just once, usually

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick would you want to go to Lima?

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