>your country. >favorite national flag carrier airline. >least fav

>your c**t
>favorite national flag carrier airline
>least fav

flag
fav: singapore air
worst: qantas, british airways

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have never been on an airplane

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i hear they gives blowjobs from their flight attendants if you are in first class

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fr?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    favourite quantas, least favourite SQ

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Don't mind me, just being the worst carrier airline in existence

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do they offer inflight MAID

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember flying air Canadá to Baires when I was a kid and it was brilliant

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >worst: qantas
    WHY?proud of the lowest accident rate in the world, right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't crash if you're cancelled. Constantly cancelled, delayed. Old hags and shit food. Most planes are old, seats are all fricked up.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I once took a Jetstar from Melbourne to Auckland. The flight stewardess was a Pacific Islander and she was FAT. She literally blocks the aisle with her butt. In an emergency, she would kill someone if she fell on them.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I took a Jetstar from Japan to the Gold Coast and all the flight attendants were Pinoy men except for 1 girl.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The girl was former man.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nobody alive to say indog and malay

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fav: LOT
    worst: Luftwaffe

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tried
    philippine airlines
    singapore airlines
    turkish airlines
    japan airlines
    air nippon
    korean air
    delta
    united
    emirates
    cathay pacific

    >best
    singapore
    ana
    korean

    >real good
    turkish
    jal

    >mid
    philippine
    cathay
    emirates
    delta

    >shit
    united

    >lost my luggage, got refunded the full insurance x2 and then my real luggage got sent back to me 4 months later
    emirates

    >lost my luggage, it got stuck in lax and got diverted to detroit before sitting in a holding pen at atlanta; they did nothing but send my luggage to my c**t's consulate in israelite york where i got it back after 8 months
    united

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The actually involve the consulate for lost luggage? wild.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they want me to go to their lost luggage warehouse so i asked them if they could just send it to my c**t's embassy or consulate
        since my luggage was in israelite york it was faster to have it sent to the consulate
        had to call them first and explain how the latter fricked up, it only took that long because they held it for me until i returned and they advised me not to send it through dhl/fedex/etc
        also yeah every airport here is dogshit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also I'm sorry but Manila is a shit airport. Will never fly philippine again because of that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't remember every airline I ever went on,

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As a serial poorgay I think I only ever flew on Ryanair and EasyJet.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >your c**t
    UK
    >favorite national flag carrier airline
    Whichever is the cheapest
    >least fav
    Whichever is the most expensive

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    theyre all shit but i had a decent experiance with israair

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