So I lost my last 400 euros on a sure bet at the casino (odds of losing were only 15% I looked it up) and now I dont have enough money for a flight home.
What are some begging/begpacking tips I can try? Help me come up with something clever for my sign. Should I sit outside hostels?
I'm in northern Spain near Bilbao, San sebastian etc. Are the people generous in Spain? I need about 400 euros minimum but 6 or 700 would be better.
Also there's this catholic trail thing near here so I'm wondering if there's a way to work an angle with the "pilgrims" from that. Like "pay me 5 euros and I show you a hidden church where the pope died" kind of thing.
God bless.
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>sure bet at the casino (odds of losing were only 15% I looked it up)
>casino
>So I lost my last 400 euros
>now I dont have enough money
>sure bet
Cant tell if bait or just moronic.
clearly you're not a gifted mind if you cant understand that risking 400 euros with an 85% chance of winning 400 euros and 15% chance of losing is a fantastic way to print money.
clearly you're moronic if you dont think casino's know this shit already and prey on smug shitheads who think they're smarter than anybody else
what kind of moron casino offers even odds on a bet where they have a 85% of losing? I think you are the moron in this situation.
Never bet more than you are ok with losing.
I mean it could have been 85%, you win a small amount of money but lose all on 15%. Casino would still win in the end
But what kind of game/casino is that, OP is either a troll or a moron at math
You remind me so much of an ex colleague I had who used to bet 100 on Real Madrid winning every domestic game (except against Barca/Atleti) He genuinely believed he’d found some genius trick nobody else had thought of. They nearly always win, so you bet every time and win in the long run! Duh! I was 16 at this point, half his age, and tentatively pointed out that because of the odds the bookies calculated, he was almost 100% guaranteed to lose money over the course of a season. A single loss or draw would wipe out multiple small wins. I even backtested it to prove it to him. He said I was a nerd and now he works as a waiter in his 40s
Many such cases.
The only real way to beat the system is to find arbitrage bets where if you put money on one team on one betting service, and the other team on a different betting service that has different odds you win no matter what.
Only problem is betting companies talk to each other to make sure that doesn't happen anymore, very rare to find it.
The gambler's mindset is an amazing thing.
I knew a guy who'd regularly blow all his earnings and then steal his parents' money just to bet it on sports. Then one time he actually won decently big. A solid one or two years' worth of salary.
He immediately proceeded to "reinvest" it into betting on sports and eventually got back to stealing from mommy.
Pretty sure this is bait but if not then lmao at someone who's just lost all his money gambling claiming that he's cleverer then people who say he shouldnt have gambled his money.
You're so gifted you lost all your money and now are stranded abroad, you're a fricking genius, I wonder how you lost the rest of your money, surely with more universe brain bets.
You can try prostitution, robbery, pickpocket, or just beating the shit out of people to steal their wallets AKA homie style.
Have fun!
call your bank, ask for a small loan or overdraft, buy a ticket, fly home
>and now I dont have enough money for a flight home.
I am at loss For words
if you were in Canada i'd say find some low-skills job on Kijiji, but maybe there's an equivalent platform in Spain?
get cleaned up. go to one of those tourist tour places and tell them your story and offer them your impeccable english skills. was stuck in costa rica and made a deal with a tour owner that i would act as a salesman for their operation. i sold many tours, rope course, zip line, spa and suana appointments etc..
most times afterwards the people wanted to hang out so i would get them weed and sell them some. then take them to my frens bar and we would eat dinners and drink beer. made a lot of tips and extra money to get home from them. very easy work just have to be social. i taught the owner wife how to make good sauce for pasta and how to make sushi and ceviche. i visit them every other year now. he want me to marry his niece.
Go to a train station and ask everyone 'Do you speak English? I am €1 short for my train ticket.' I saw this scam in London for year. Guy was making bank.
This is why I hardly visit SighSee anymore.
I'm scared the stupidity will rub off on me.
You deserve it
I hope you die
moron
fake ethot dating profile begging for money
>send my $5 see what happens
What happened then? Was it worth sending $5?
you'll have to find out 😉
show bobs?
I can fix her
>pay me 5 euros and I show you a hidden church where the pope died" kind of thing.
yeah man do this. just gotta find the church first
If you were born with XX chromosomes then that can be arranged in exchange for certain favors.
Even with XY chromosomes he can take it up the ass from fat old homos and make 400 eur in a few weeks.
>create an account on SeekingArrangement
>find a sugar daddy
>profit
Easy.
just create passive income sources and you dont have to beg anymore
That doe eyed little cum bucket needs to learn how to work for her money... I'd let her get a fifty THE HARD WAY... tell the coppers she's in their country begging and that 25 of that fifty belongs in their pockets... dumb femoid
bait thread
without a doubt it is not just acceptable to rape her, it is your duty as a male... she doesn't want to work for her money, you put her to work.
Just sell fake nightclub tickets to people at Hostels
>needs to beg for 4-6 hundred bucks in Spain
> in fricking Spain
Have fun getting home in January
I've only ever met one begpacker and he was in Pattaya, Thailand. I've never had a stronger urge to beat the shit out of a person before. He was an American and he was panhandling for the three days I was there. He just walked down beach road all day and told people about his "adventure" and how this is the part of his story where he has to rely on the kindness of strangers. The man was a complete narcissist and wouldn't shut the frick up about himself. I called him a parasite every time I saw him.