Does the German government consider your country to be safe to travel to?

Does the German government consider your country to be safe to travel to?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >subsaharan shitholes whose biggest export is YNC videos are safer than russia
    this is your brain on NATO

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Makes more sense than the Americlap one at least.

      It's true doe. They want to keep you safe for tourism bucks and so you're safe there (safer than the locals anyway). The R*ssoids on the other hand will throw you in jail as a hostage to exchange you for some criminal of theirs abroad.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thos shitholes have no political incentive to kidnap citizens of western countries. Meawnhile places like Russia and Belarus ocasionally do it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Go to Russia
      >"Da u are under arrest for.... Indecency against public order.... Hereby sentenced for 10 years and used in some future trade against frozen funds"

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i went there and never got the feeling there was anything sinister like that going on, all the research i did didnt mention anything like this

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gonna be honest with you here, anon, you probably wouldn't have been worth a trade for anyone important.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    new firstie map just dropped

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Morocco where they behead tourists is as safe as Japan

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean ... in Japan they murder you by car and knife:
      >focustaiwan dot tw/society/202402250009
      >vietnam dot vn/en/mot-nguoi-viet-bi-sat-hai-tai-nhat-ban/
      And that's just this week.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They seemed good people to me

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happens in that middle of Peru?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      commie terrorists

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >commie terrorists
        >Cusco
        Moron. Literally the most touristy/safe area of the country, the person who colored that part red is out of it.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bizarre how they specify certain parts of malaysia and india yet all of russia is orange

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      R*ssia is bretty centralized. Outside of Chechnya (the true winners of that war, see the annual reparations they receive), the regions have pretty much no autonomy, by design. All its governors were hand-appointed by Moscow. That used to not be the case for a while and only happened again under Pootin.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not bizarre at all; a systematically corrupt government who will find arbitrary reasons to imprison you is a nation-wide problem, terrorist activity or human trafficking will (mostly) be limited to a certain area.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Notice Fukushima in Japan

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would they build a nuclear power plant literally right next to the ocean?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        To use the sea water to cool it.
        That's not really the problem, the problem is that Japan is very prone to earthquakes and tsunamis.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Botswana and Namibia so safe?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Namibia
      They fondly remember us Germans from colonial times down there and treat us accordingly (that is, like royalty).

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both have comparatively small populations, lot's of resources, and good governments. Botswana also fell into an anti Malthusian trap, they had an aids epidemic that curbed their population grow at a time of a massive resource boom, triggering wage growth, better education for workers, more industrialisation and automation and boosted a good part of the population that didn't had the bug into middle class.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that little island of deep green in the middle of Europe
    yes, they consider us safe.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is french guiana actually safer than other south american countries or is it just green because it's lumped in with france

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      its not overseas territory but just counted part of france like paris so they always just shows it statistics with european france

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a turboshithole actually, mainly because of drug trade and illegal gold mines.

      t. been there due to work

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They have no problem splitting up other countries like Mexico.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        so is it an oversight or is

        It's a turboshithole actually, mainly because of drug trade and illegal gold mines.

        t. been there due to work

        wrong

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    in Argentina the Conurbano (the large metropolitan area around the capital) should be red or orange.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Germans being nice to us only excluding the Ukraine border area while leaving the rest of Poland marked as safe even though they could've as well painted us all yellow

    thanks bros

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bitteschön.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    doesn't jamaica have one of the highest murder rates in the world

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is China considered to be dangerous?

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone knows ?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably islamists and/or pirates from indonesia

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Southern Philippines has an ISIS branch.

        think it's muslims
        or maoists maybe i dunno

        Damn. I had no fricking clue things were that wild over there. Do you hear about it in the news in your c**t ?
        I've saw a few headlines about issues with Thailand's muslims a few years ago on their southern border, but never once anything about similar issues in the Philippines.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Do you hear about it in the news in your c**t ?
          Of course not lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Southern Philippines has an ISIS branch.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      think it's muslims
      or maoists maybe i dunno

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ISIS, the island actually had an entire war over it during the ISIS crisis.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Front_Moro_islamique_de_lib%C3%A9ration

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sweden not as safe as it's neighbours
    Our fricking politicians should be fricking put up against a wall and be shot

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      *naded

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure, we could get Ahmed and Hassan to throw ém since they're skilled at throwing grenades into balconies

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, that's the joke.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
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              Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                cute and funny picture

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Chile not green

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >japan isn't safe
    Literally what could happen to a german in japan?

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