I have to go to Las Vegas for five days (work conference) next month.
I got sober 2 years ago and hate gambling. Wtf am I supposed to do there?
I have to go to Las Vegas for five days (work conference) next month.
I got sober 2 years ago and hate gambling. Wtf am I supposed to do there?
Hike red rock, shoot machine guns, jump off the stratosphere, heli tour of Grand Canyon, there’s a lot to do for non gamblers
Everything outside of the strip is awful. Vegas is a shithole unless you travel out of the city.
There's some alright casinos away from the strip but since OP doesn't like gambling that doesn't really matter.
I had to go to the Clark county court house and Las Vegas really does get favella-tier in some spots.
The driving is also ridiculously bad. Imagine a city full of Shaniquas and washed up losers with poor impulse control that are behind on their Altima payment for having gambled it at the same damn casino they work at.
Nobody mentioned Area15/Omega Mart which is cool if you like weird shit, I guess.
Weed is legal tho OP sounds like he isn't into any kind of vices.
I'm a fricking gambling addict I think playing at the casino you work at is crazy.
While vegas is known for gambling, you can do a lot more there. Assuming you want to completely avoid vices:
>Titanic Museum
>Mobster museum
>Atomic/Neon/History museums
>Pawn stars shop
>Roller coaster in New York New York
>Grand Canyon/Hoover Dam
>Sneak into a random convention (hint: Academic conferences have no security)
>Premium outlets/shopping
>Catch a show (Elton John, Blue Man Group, a few others are semi-permanent acts)
>Catch a sporting event, Boxing/UFC are frequently on the strip
>Seaquest/Shark Reef if you like aquariums
>Gawking at the fatties on the strip
There is a ton to do in LV
That is the most tourist bullshit ever. They aren't even museums ffs, more like glorified information booths. Any event or support match can be seen anywhere in the world. Aquariums are objectively terrible. LV is another product of America that talked itself up until the world realised how much of a shit hole it is. Same with Beverley Hills and Hollywood.
All of that sounds really shit except hiking to the areas outside of Las Vegas. Who really wants to spend $1000 seeing Elton fricking John or jostling for space with overweight 10 year olds at an aquarium
>ESCORTS
Not worth it in vegas. Cooming is extremely overpriced.
Here is a common scam
>See ad for girl or get a flyer about it
>She comes to your hotel for just $100
>When she arrives she says that is just the fee to come over
>It is $400 more for a handy
>pony shit
YIKES!
It's the first resukt for "anime stripper" on Google. It looked like a normal anime girl with long hsir
>recognizing it
I was JK.
I dont pay..
I thought it was funny
left that out.
>see David Copperfield
>see circ du soliel
>stand up comedy
>ride roller coasters
>buy antiques from pawn shops
>throw babies off the Hoover Dam
>eat at some of the best restaurants in the US
>ride dune buggies in the desert
>ride electric skateboards around the city
>ride hookers
>hang out with tiger smugglers
>hang out with Carrot Top
>punch Chis Angel in his stupid emo face
>bungie jump off a building
>get married to an Elvis impersonator
>hang out at the hotel and jerk off to /e/ 9 times in a day
>go golfing
>go a gym and lift weights
>catch two scorpions in the desert and make them fight each other in your hotel bathtub
>go a furry convention
>go a gun show
>rent a tuxedo and walk around with a blutooth playing the James Bond theme on a loop
>go to a bar and order cranberry juices until some girl gets drunk enough to frick you
>play Splatoon 3 on your Nintendo switch in a Starbucks while wearing a sports bra that says "want woman" on it
just a few ideas.
Ugh nobody sells painkillers on the strip. It's all just coke and mdma, I'm too old for that shit I just a need a hydrocodone you fricking vultures.
Man you know ganja is legal in LV, right?
Yeah, I got the $90 special at Pisos first night we got here, so I've been high for 3/4 of the trip. Pot as a painkiller is a meme, never worked for me like that anyway.
Vegas isn't really the town for downers, though. Uppers are easy to come by
A few drinks have never killed anyone.
Shoot big guns
idk
>I got sober 2 years ago and hate gambling. Wtf am I supposed to do there?
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Play the star wars VR. I don't like capeshit but it was kinda fun