I want to live in a comfy jungle villa surrounded by verdant tropical plans and grow lots of tropical fruits, coconuts, and bananas.

I want to live in a comfy jungle villa surrounded by verdant tropical plans and grow lots of tropical fruits, coconuts, and bananas. What’s the best country to do this?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One of your client states

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would stay in the atlantic forest in coastal brazil. It's a mountanous region with stunning nature, near nice beaches, pleasant temperature and climate, almost no diseases. SEA looks nice too, but i know nothing about region.

    Amazon is way too hot, humid, and unpleasant, and has more diseases

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What atlantic forest, my Black?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Deserts and tropical jungles are by far the most uncomfy climates on earth.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously, what is this guy talking about. Even people with large amounts of native blood spend 25% of their lives in the summer months just b***hing about the heat.

      One of your client states

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I’d be by the beach and/or have a pool

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You already have Florida. Don't pollute the rest of the world with your presence

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cope and seethe

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ngl I thought all of subsaharan africa was jungle

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jungle doesn't mean tropical rainforest, it's just means a tropical place with thick vegetations. Most savannahs are not the sarengetti, they're actually quite thick in vegetation.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You wouldn't last. Just a minute here & you'll complain about the humidity, insect, & other inconveniences.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I want to live in a comfy jungle villa surrounded by verdant tropical plans and grow lots of tropical fruits, coconuts, and bananas.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the atlantic forest isn't like that

      i don't even use insect repellent when i hike in that region, that's my place where i feel peace and quiet. even the jaguars are harmless to people.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/nCTOZ52.jpg

        What atlantic forest, my Black?

        there are still large areas of atlantic forest, especially in the mountainous regions

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Is it good for tropical fruit and coconuts?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you simply cannot occupy the atlantic forest and grow shit there, unless you are son of a politician or a powerful man.

          these areas are protected, you can only hike there.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          no it belongs to this guy and trust me he won't say yes if you ask

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why grow bananas, coconuts and other foreign fruits, when the Atlantic Forest has literally dozens of different native fruits that actually taste better?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    SIR DO YOU HAVE A PERMIT FOR THAT COCONUT TREE IN THIS PROTECTED NATURE SANCTUARY OWNED BY FOREIGN MINING COMPANIES

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    frick that

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > Jungla tropicanus
    Idk

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you have never lived near the equator, you will hate it.

    >Humid as hell
    >Walk 50 meters and you're already sweating buckets
    >Rainy all the time
    >Heat is simply unbearable unless you have access 24/7 to a pool to cool you down
    >Dengue, Zika, Malaria and Chicungunya awaiting you at the entrance of the forest

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Humid as hell
      >Walk 50 meters and you're already sweating buckets
      >Rainy all the time
      >Heat is simply unbearable unless you have access 24/7 to a pool to cool you down
      >Dengue, Zika, Malaria and Chicungunya awaiting you at the entrance of the forest
      This is what life is like in the Philippines except mosquitos with the deadly diseases can get you even in the city. Instead of rain we get Supertyphoons more powerful than most tornados. We also have random volcanic eruptions that darken the sky and fill the air with microscopic shards of glass. Such a kino country

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        With the highest birth rate in Southeast and East Asia. No typhoon/earthquake/volcanic eruption can prevent unprotected sex

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tropical jungles are true green hells. Outside of deserts, these are the deadliest places to be

    I think you want tropical beaches

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Please spend your money here

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