I want to live in a comfy jungle villa surrounded by verdant tropical plans and grow lots of tropical fruits, coconuts, and bananas. What’s the best country to do this?
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I would stay in the atlantic forest in coastal brazil. It's a mountanous region with stunning nature, near nice beaches, pleasant temperature and climate, almost no diseases. SEA looks nice too, but i know nothing about region.
Amazon is way too hot, humid, and unpleasant, and has more diseases
What atlantic forest, my Black?
Deserts and tropical jungles are by far the most uncomfy climates on earth.
Seriously, what is this guy talking about. Even people with large amounts of native blood spend 25% of their lives in the summer months just b***hing about the heat.
I’d be by the beach and/or have a pool
You already have Florida. Don't pollute the rest of the world with your presence
Cope and seethe
ngl I thought all of subsaharan africa was jungle
Jungle doesn't mean tropical rainforest, it's just means a tropical place with thick vegetations. Most savannahs are not the sarengetti, they're actually quite thick in vegetation.
You wouldn't last. Just a minute here & you'll complain about the humidity, insect, & other inconveniences.
>I want to live in a comfy jungle villa surrounded by verdant tropical plans and grow lots of tropical fruits, coconuts, and bananas.
the atlantic forest isn't like that
i don't even use insect repellent when i hike in that region, that's my place where i feel peace and quiet. even the jaguars are harmless to people.
there are still large areas of atlantic forest, especially in the mountainous regions
Is it good for tropical fruit and coconuts?
you simply cannot occupy the atlantic forest and grow shit there, unless you are son of a politician or a powerful man.
these areas are protected, you can only hike there.
no it belongs to this guy and trust me he won't say yes if you ask
Why grow bananas, coconuts and other foreign fruits, when the Atlantic Forest has literally dozens of different native fruits that actually taste better?
SIR DO YOU HAVE A PERMIT FOR THAT COCONUT TREE IN THIS PROTECTED NATURE SANCTUARY OWNED BY FOREIGN MINING COMPANIES
frick that
> Jungla tropicanus
Idk
If you have never lived near the equator, you will hate it.
>Humid as hell
>Walk 50 meters and you're already sweating buckets
>Rainy all the time
>Heat is simply unbearable unless you have access 24/7 to a pool to cool you down
>Dengue, Zika, Malaria and Chicungunya awaiting you at the entrance of the forest
>Humid as hell
>Walk 50 meters and you're already sweating buckets
>Rainy all the time
>Heat is simply unbearable unless you have access 24/7 to a pool to cool you down
>Dengue, Zika, Malaria and Chicungunya awaiting you at the entrance of the forest
This is what life is like in the Philippines except mosquitos with the deadly diseases can get you even in the city. Instead of rain we get Supertyphoons more powerful than most tornados. We also have random volcanic eruptions that darken the sky and fill the air with microscopic shards of glass. Such a kino country
With the highest birth rate in Southeast and East Asia. No typhoon/earthquake/volcanic eruption can prevent unprotected sex
Tropical jungles are true green hells. Outside of deserts, these are the deadliest places to be
I think you want tropical beaches
Please spend your money here