*sits in the middle seat next to you. What do you do?

*sits in the middle seat next to you
What do you do?

  1. 3 months ago
    seasoned fields

    Shit thread

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Happened to me once on a 10 hour. It was fucking miserable. I was stuck between a rancid sweating wall of blubber and the window. I had to shower after at the airport so I didn’t catch staph or something. Ever since that experience I pay for the premium classes when I can afford it

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who, the girl? Coom obviously.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got my dick played with by a stranger on a plane. It was fouth of July and alcohol was free, she was some sort of Arabic/Persian pre-med from Utah. She was very impressive. I could feel her leg touching mine, she was shivering so I offered to snuggle under my blanket. Ahhh... good times, never connected with her again because im retarded. Sometimes I think theres a match maker who assigns seats for certain airlines. That cherub cupid does not work for Spirit though.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aside from being fat, he looks huge. Likely close to 7 feet tall.

    Super bloat maxxer.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Super bloat maxxer.
      dude that's not very nice you can't say that kind of thing any more
      these days we refer to them as absolute units

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Use him as giant comfy pillow

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 6'6" 390lbs and I'm not nearly that big. he must have a ton of buttfat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you even maneuver in your own house like that, you live in a prison of your own making

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn, mirin

      I wish I was that big

      >Super bloat maxxer.
      dude that's not very nice you can't say that kind of thing any more
      these days we refer to them as absolute units

      lmao damn

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have to duck when going through doors but that's about it
      >my own choosing
      I didn't decide to be a little tall

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    And I have to pay 150 eurobucks because my suitcase 5kg overweight but this is fine.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      just eat your luggage

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    sorry bathroom is occupied the entire flight

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's my figure.
    >6'2" tall
    >300lbs
    I will sit next to you in economy class

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol no way

      I'm 6'2" ~230 and I'm borderline skinny. That dude is at least 6'6" and probably 450 lbs.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        6'2 230 borderline skinny uhhh no if you said 185 or even 190 maybe at 6'2 230 you are either a flabby POS or a greek god and I am positive you are more on the spare tire worth 30kg of blubber side

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah man, while I'm not a greek god, I'm also not flabby. I'm a legit 6'2" barefoot, and around 230.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            ur literally 40-50lbs over weight retard thats not skinny

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You’re fat.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's sitting on top of the armrest?
    if you flip up the secret aisle armsrest, does it not go fully back? does he have the upright armrest in his back rather than in his ass?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >GF and I buy comfort+ for comfort
    >board plane
    >5,4 wildabeast infront of us asks for seatbelt extension
    >laugh internally
    >she lines up in our row
    >rage internally... wait... i can win this one
    >tell GF to take window seat
    >be 6,3 280 fatty. get in middle seat intentionally spill my fat everywhere
    >manatee looks at her aisle ponders life choices
    >um... could you two switch? im not sure if this is going to work
    >flatly say "No"
    >FA is signaled
    >FA considers options while i stare blankly into her soul
    >she upgrades manatee to FC
    >GF and i enjoy flight with the middle seat empty.
    Say what you want, but i'd take an empty middle seat in premium over an upgrade any day. This was also in 2020 so most first class amenities no longer existed.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda happened to me once.

    Maybe not as fat as the guy in the pic, but I had some fat 60ish year old white woman sit in the middle seat next to my window seat on a 2 hour domestic flight.

    She must have been 250-300 pounds, but other than having to kind of scooch over closer to the window so we wouldn't be touching, it wasn't too bad. She didn't smell, and I don't use the bathroom on flights except for extreme emergencies, so I basically just ignored her.

    The worst part was after the landing, when it took her like two minutes to be able to get up, and I was stuck behind her slow moving ass to get off.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This isn't a problem for me because I only fly Business Class

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fat "people" are so fucking gross. The gross dead skin smell that seeps out from their giant flaps of lard is just nauseating. They should not be allowed on most forms of transit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      as a fat, i get so relieved when i realize i get to sit next to a skinnyminny

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey everyone it's Walt from Wolters World

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I left Japan when corona started, I had to fly out of Tokyo and there was a couple who were fat as shit like this. They had a poor guy sandwiched against the window. Near the end of the flight, the hamplanet guy started puking. I also sat next to 3 mexican dudes who spoke absolutely no English and were from America. Weird flight.

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