The Worst Airport You've Been to

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's the best airport I've ever been to.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      To answer your question, Pearson. Also the one I've had to use the most. Frick that place and frick t*Ronto

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        spbp
        Frick Pearson. Bishop is the GOAT- fly there instead at all costs. Customs at Pearson is one of the shittiest experiences I’ve ever had the displeasure of going through.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ive had experiences where i was not happy with an airport but i feel like they were just shitty days for the airport and not the average reflection.
    been at toronto pearson when literally every flight was waiting 3 hours for their luggage. sure it is too expensive but most times things have seemed fine a means to an end. billy bishop airport was really comfy tho.
    been at jfk domestic terminal during christmas rush and it was unpleasant but it was a natural surge of travelers.
    been at london heathrow waiting in the crushed masses outside the airport waiting to get inside when uk gave a 5 day heads up they were going to close the country again the first autumn of covid.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Silvio Pettirossi

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    O'Hare is quite possibly the cleanest and most efficient major city American airport, I'm guessing don't travel much you fricking moron.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    MXP Milan can ligma balls

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Edinburg Casablanca and London were unironically the worst. Edinburg and London because they charge you for fricking everything. The service is also total garbage.
    Casablanca just cause it's rundown as shit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Second for Casablanca. Not only because it’s a run down shit hole but also because it’s a hub for west Africa so you get hordes of sub-50 IQ actual African Black folk unable to follow directions and fricking everything up.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      London has like 6 airports

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >London

      kek. Utterly moronic. London has 6 airports, which one are you talking about?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Never had a positive experience at JFK.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Benito Juárez in Mexico City seemed pretty crap. Also the terminal for non US carriers at SFO was depressing as shit

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Newark. It was over 80 degrees inside and every food option was shitty and $20 or more.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Eating at the airport

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i ate your mom's ass at an airport.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i like it
        makes me feel like a cool traveler guy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Only businessmen with company credit cards or morons buy airport food.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Logan BOS air canada departure area. A 25 sqm room with a tiny shit bathroom, overpriced vending machine and 4 gates.

    Honourable mentions: YYZ, Newark, and shitcago o'hare.

    Best: Maui

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hawai airports seem so chill I’m surprised no one mentions them much. They may not have the amenities some of the “best” airports do, but I never feel that background stress I do at other airports. The vibe alone is enough to make them high up

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I assume its because unlike other airports, Hawaii isnt really a place for getting connecting flights.

        Everyone flying into and out of Hawaii is there for a pretty long flight. When passengers arent in a rush / accept their fate they become pretty chill

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Hawai airports seem so chill I’m surprised no one mentions them much. They may not have the amenities some of the “best” airports do, but I never feel that background stress I do at other airports. The vibe alone is enough to make them high up

          Maui has open air to outside thats what I like about it. Best is when its humid and hot and raining outside. Come out of your gate, everyone is chill including security and then there's no walls to the building so the fresh air just breezes in and the whole place smells like that after rain tropical smell.
          >lack of amenities
          nah you're stuck in mass consumer burger mode, its one of the only airports that hasn't turned itself into a shopping mall with burger king and perfume shops everywhere thank fricking god

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Worst, in no particular order:
    Bagdogra (India)
    Santa Marta (Colombia)
    Almaty (Kazakhstan)
    Ft. Lauderdale (USA)
    CDG (France)

    No idea why Narita is so fricking highly rated, either—it’s impossible to find any non-meme food there for a reasonable price. I paid like $10 for a roll that turned out to be half fricking empty. I always fricking hate airports that have non-chain restaurants, like FLL and Narita. Suck my barbarian American dick, if I’m travelling, I want some chain bullshit where I know what I’m getting

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    manchester (MAN)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Seconded. I flew out from there once and it was by far the worst first world airport I've ever been to.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Heathrow by far

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The airport in Kuala Lumpur was the worst by far, filthy busy slow

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what sucks the most about kuala lumpur airport (at least in the terminal i was in) is that they literally do not even sell bottles of water after security. Don't want to buy shitty little bottles on the plane? good luck. the food court before then terminal is one of the best in the world though

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Manila - total clusterfrick just like the rest of the city

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >ctrl+f "atlanta" and "hartsfield"
    >no results
    southern chads stay winning

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i almost mentioned atlanta due to all of the restaurants in the airport being staffed by actual gorillas from the zoo, but honestly i found it more impressive than anything that they were actually able to train them to perform such complex tasks.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    heathrow and dublin have been the worst for me and i've probably been to 50+ airports. heathrow mostly because of the layout, and dublin because of the useless people. pray nothing ever goes wrong if you have a transfer through dublin. in retrospect it's probably no worse than any other third world country, but i guess i expected better.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Brasília International Airport, they ALWAYS break the luggage wheels

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Of the ones I've been to so far, DC has been the worst but I have a 3 hour layover in JFK in two weeks and I've only heard bad things.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bandaranaike International Airport in Colombo, Sri Lanka is the worst airport I have experienced. It is a claustrophobic airport with low ceilings that looks like it was built in the early 1970s and has never been updated. Every store in the airport only accepts US dollars which is weird since the currency of Sri Lanka is rupees but without USD you cannot even buy a bottle of water and a sandwich. The airport is poorly organised and the customer service is shit. Sri Lanka itself is nice, but their airport is awful.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Their business class lounge is surprisingly nice. I had an enjoyable stay there, they had great food, and a decent bar.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Atlanta

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Any airport that israelites you for WiFi especially if it's a hub.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dubai.
    Indians and blacks. Everywhere. Toilets were disgusting because of this. The eateries were also filthy. Everything felt like a facade, there was a raffle for a BMW i8 or something, it was on display next to a McDonald's which was covered in trash and had dirty floors. Strange place that I would avoid if given the choice.
    The only saving grace was the rather open layout.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Colombo, Sri Lanka BY FAR. you don't know how bad airports can get until you venture into the global south

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Copenhagen

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why?

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It’s too bad it’s my home airport because Kansas City is a shitshow. Worst airport in the US by far

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Heathrow
    Frankfurt
    Atlanta
    Fort Lauderdale

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I landed at ICN at around 6AM and had a flight to Detroit at 10. I searched the entire airport looking for a large water bottle and couldn't find one. The entire fricking airport. All I could get is a couple of 16 oz water bottles. That shit is NOT enough for a 12 hour flight. They apparently do not drink water in Korea because they don't sell it at the damn airport.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Acuapluco airport

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hands down Mexico City (benito juarez). It's old and dilapidated as frick and really cramped and overcrowded in a lot of areas. Terminal 1 has claustrophobically low ceilings. To get to Terminal 2 you have to pay $2 to take a bus through city traffic. Absolute shitheap of an airport.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Quite a few
    >Tapachula airport (Mexico)
    Not only it was on remodelations when i was there, but Volaris shat the bed and "resheduled" our flight for the next day (Aka hopping on loopholes to not be required to pay for hotels and food), so there were no working power outlets, the food is overpriced as frick and it was really dusty
    >Venice airport
    Just get there on train+bus, there's nothing good there
    >Riga airport
    Long queues, understaffed as frick, the entire place looks like a commieblock, at least the chairs were ok-ish to sleep for a while
    >Mexico City Benito Juarez (Terminal 1)
    Everything that the anon over me said, terminal 2 is actually pretty decent but it's rare to land there on local flights

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can confirm with some posts as my last trip was ATL -> CDMX

    Atlanta airport is decent but my goodness, every single restaurant has fricking animals with nothing to lose for staff that you're better off eating out of the trash can.

    Benito Juárez airport was the opposite, place is old and outdated but the staff/immigration/luggage carriers were quite nice. Hell, even the dude cleaning the bathrooms had a smile on his face and was proudly earning his pesos...

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    manchester

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Denver is the worst airport in the United States and it's not even close

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      DIA? More like, DOA. Terrible organization and ridiculously oversized for its functions. At least you can get a ticket to the center of Denver for $10

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Manchester

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    San Diego. Frick that entire city. Now I know why the chargers left.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What? SAN is one of the best airports I've been to
      >Right next to downtown
      >Can get from car to gate in under an hour even without precheck
      >Parking structure within 2 minute walk from terminal
      Did you have a bad experience there?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Checked. ITA when was the last time you flew out of there anon? I was there 2 weeks ago for a connecting flight. Worst layover ever. The whole place is under construction so none of the terminals are connected. If you flight is in another terminal, you have to leave the airport, walk to the entrance to the other terminal, and go through security again. It’s so fricking bullshit. Plus the terminals are small as frick. They have like 5 gates, 2 bathrooms and 1 place to eat

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I'll give you that terminal 1 sucks ass. I lived in SD for years so I'm biased. Haven't had a bad experience there yet but I usually fly out of terminal 2 on weekends. Last I flew out of there was earlier this month.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Moscow. This was years ago, but I head a long layover and the visa to leave the airport would cost like 500 or something. They had little taped off areas where people could smoke, but still inside the terminal. No one spoke any english, no ATMs and you could only pay for shut with rubbles

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Springfield-Branson

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Paris De Gaule - never seen any homeless person anywhere else in public space on any airport in first world country.

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I absolutely hate navigating through Denver International

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Ctrl+F
    >LAX
    >0/0

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      had I seen this thread earlier, id've posted this as well. frick LAX and frick this city

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Brussels airport. As much POC and brown filth as Toronto but without the first class service that Pearson provides

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    PAP

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