Mexico has a ton of shit to do and is "relatively" safe in the more popular cities/tourist areas. More safe than everything in South America, at least.
Depends on what you want, I'd say Panama and Argentina but if your goal is to frick hookers then Colombia and Mexico are better.
Colombia is cold and full of crime, Panama is a better option to frick hookers of every flavor, dunno about Argentina, specially now that their economy is in the shitter.
This moron lived in Cundinamarca and thinks the entire country is a cold shithole. Colombia is actually one of the world's most diverse countries, not just racially but in terms of biomes as well. There's ice-covered peaks, rainforests, tropical lowlands where it never gets cold, and even a desert in the far north.
Medellin is in a mountain valley that is near the equator, but high enough in the mountains that it's nice and warm year-round. Locals call it "the city of eternal spring." As opposed to Cartagena, Barranquilla, and Santa Marta, which are right on the Caribbean and get blistering hot.
This, no one goes to Barranquilla for the beaches. They're all polluted due to the country shipping coal from the area without any environmental regulation.
Do you speak Spanish?
I particularly recommend the Chachapoya ruins. The summer just so happens to be the best time of year to go to Chachapoyas. Don't miss this oppurtunity.
There's also cool pre-Incan stuff in and around Trujillo and Chiclayo.
Islas Ballestas and Nazca lines are cool, but I wouldn't prioritise them.
The Colca Canyon is neat if you're into nature.
Ayacucho has a museum on the Sendero Luminoso, and outside of the city is the ruined city of Wari, and a little bit further is the Pampa de Ayacucho at Quinua.
Unfortunately I didn't go to Caral, Casma, Huaraz and Cajamarca. I didn't go to the Amazon either.
If you want to see Lake Titicaca, I recommend Copacabana in Bolivia over Puno, although Sillustani is cool.
Speaking of Bolivia, do yourself a favour and go to La Paz, take the cable cars to El Alto. You'll thank me. Also go to Tiwanaku since you're there.
If you're willing to go further into Bolivia, I recommend Potosí. I guess I have to mention the Uyuni flats, but I found it pretty meh.
Also, if you happen to be in the area, go see the Iguazú Falls, Argentinian side. Make sure you go to Paraguay to marvel at cars with Belgian license plates that have a little Dutch flag on them. Prepare to get your mind blown.
Jujuy province in Argentina is also cool, but don't go to Argentina only, you can't go to South America without going to the Peruvian Andes or Bolivian Altiplano and spending most of your time in western cities of central Argentina. >food
Cheap good food is unbelievably easy to find. Every second building you'll run into is a cheap restaurant (and the others are cheap hotels), look for signs that say "hay almuerzo" or "hay cena" or something similar. Lots of Chinese restaurants in Peru, they're everywhere. You have to drink Inca Kola. >nightlife
No clue, I'm a mega autist. Take your normie shit to reddit. SighSee is for travelling. >people
Short, brown, Spanish speaking, and they wear funny clothes in the south. Why?
thanks for your reply, anon. I only have two weeks for vacation, so I might not be able to do the whole list. But I'll definitely check out what I find personally interesting. >Do you speak Spanish?
I took Spanish class for two years but that was about a decade ago, so no lol >nightlife
By that I didn't specifically mean clubbing, but just activities to do at night in general. I like to avoid staying in the hotel as much as possible >people
are they friendly, open to foreigners, etc. Though I guess the language barrier might make that very difficult. But I like to socialize with locals, maybe get a beer or two. I'd also be down to hang out with foreigners/expats, if that's a thing there
I speak Spanish nearly fluently, by the way. >By that I didn't specifically mean clubbing, but just activities to do at night in general. I like to avoid staying in the hotel as much as possible
Oh okay, sorry, but I still can't help you. I don't see the point of going outside of the hotel at night. I do my sightseeing during the day and I relax at night. >are they friendly, open to foreigners
I suppose, but I interacted very little with people, besides taxi drivers, waiters, hotel receptionists etc. >maybe get a beer or two
No, you will drink Inca Kola. This is non-negotiable.
Also, in case you're not aware, it's pretty hard to get used to the height of places like Cusco and La Paz, chewing coca leafs helps.
Look into PeruHop. Pretty cheap and gets you to all the major tourist locations. You buy a pass for around $200 and can hop on/hop off a coach that passes each location daily. You only need to reserve a seat a day in advance so if you like a city you can easily spend an extra day or two without having to buy new tickets. DO NOT get public cross country buses in SA. They’re mostly safe but take long routes very slowly which wastes your holiday time.
Incels can still enjoy nightlife. I can't stand loud noise or social interaction because of my autism. What are you even basing your statement on? Do you not know what these terms mean?
So what are you saying? I have to go clubbing even though it exhausts me and I can't filter noise anyway?
1 year ago
Anonymous
I’m not telling you to do anything.
1 year ago
Anonymous
So what are you saying? I just said I don't like nightlife because I have autism and you accuse me that I'm not an autist but an incel? Based on what information exactly? I have a formal diagnosis. And now you accuse me of having a victim mentality? Because I joked that the other guy had to go to reddit, in my otherwise very helpful and elaborate post? Did I trigger your past trauma in some way? Normal well adjusted people would not act like you just did.
i fricking hate "nightlife" as in clubs, loud music and dancing.
yet my bodycount is higher than my age. frick off with this bullshit, clubs are fricking gay, every spanish speaking country plays the same music in them and techno ones are full of ran through german backpackers
>clubs are fricking gay, every spanish speaking country plays the same music in them
Lmao frick is the matter with you? You don't like an assortment of nubile young girls rubbing their ass on your crotch for 3 minutes? (this is why reggaeton music exists)
1 year ago
Anonymous
NTA but clubs are just frickin' loud and too much. I like chillness and some quiet people watching when I'm out at night. If i wanna coom i just buy some pussy. not like its expensive in LATAM.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Clubbing in latin america is something else. Even the most respectable middle class girls will get way too into it once you start to perrear with them. They begin to dance on you as if they were raised in a brothel. For that alone, I think the experience of clubbing in latin america is worth it.
The word "perrear" itself comes from turning the word "dog" into a verb. It refers to the act of copulating like a pair of animals, which is crazy. That's how women dance over there.
12 months ago
Anonymous
I assume it's mostly just techno stuff but are there still Salsa clubs around or have they died out? I'm going to Peru in August and I'd want to at least dance a bit of it. I haven't been to a normal club though since I just became an adult.
12 months ago
Anonymous
There's plenty of salsa clubs around, don't worry. They can attract younger people, but keep in mind you may run into a lot of middle aged ones as well. Reggaeton places repel these sorts of people.
12 months ago
Anonymous
Lol yeah I want some club dog b***h to rub her pussy all over me. If you're lucky, you might be in the first 10 she rubs on that night, so there won't be too much precum on her . Fricking disgusting
12 months ago
Anonymous
Get help
12 months ago
Anonymous
I don't think latin america is for you
I bet you go down on girls you just met. Stanky frickin b***hes need to migrate towards the coast so they can swim out into the ocean and tangle with the frickin sharks so I can come out on my fricking raft, big harpoon gun, and go fishing for human fed sharks with the taste of latin ass and feed them to Africans
12 months ago
Anonymous
Seriously, get help. If you ever wonder why you are unloved: here is the reason.
12 months ago
Anonymous
In the ocean, nobody knows your name. Underwater, your ethnicity is irrelevant. But not to me. Im floating on the ocean, me and my harpoon gun in my orange raft, and I've got my eyes out. I shit and piss over the side of the raft so you have no opportunity to catch me, unaware. My raft can go 17MPH. Can you swim that quickly? No? Then it's over.
Send your brown women to the coast before I drag them there by myself. Me and the sharks, we have a mutual understanding. I feed em, they feed me. That's the circle of life. Go on to your Iberian nightclub, and any other gay shop you frequent. I'll be just off the coast in my raft, with my harpoon gun, ready for anything.
12 months ago
Anonymous
I don't think latin america is for you
12 months ago
Anonymous
You call such behavior "American"? Vespucci is rolling in his grave
Went to Peru last and dotted about a variety of regions. Great country, nice people and good food. Personal fave was Arequipa, it had some great architecture and top tier places to eat. The country literally has every type of biome on offer, so pick your favourite and go take a look. Highly rec
Okay so pretty much anyway in South America and the Caribbean, got it. What countries should I absolutely avoid? I notice no one has mentioned Paraguay or Venezula etc
No one has mentioned Paraguay because it's an obscure little country that doesn't really have any tourist attractions to speak of that you can't find elswhere. But it's a country that I personally find very fascinating because of its history.
Nobody has mentioned Venezuela because it has a bad stigma, which apparently is outdated.
Avoid probably Honduras, and maybe its neighbouring countries, though I have heard El Salvador has also improved a lot recently with its new president.
Argentina, Uruguay and Chile, and probably Brazil too are safer than Mexico. At least in those countries you won't get killed or tortured by the cartel because you drive through the wrong road.
socal is naturally a bit Hispanic anyway, and white hispanics are literally just white with a shittier culture. still better than Black folk, but in a different way
Stay away from that country. I don’t want anyone else going there to debauch the daughters of the local middle class (to the extent they were not already debauched).
Mexico is overrated, also ugly women
Colombia is extremely fun but third world and dangerous
I don't understand why no one talks about Argentina. Cheaper than Colombia if you use WU, civilized, almost first world, extremely friendly locals who aren't sub 90IQ, from what I hear many speak English
Beautiful landscapes and clean (latam standards) cities as well.
>Argentina >almost first world
You've made many a beaner smirk with this one anon
It certainly feels more first world than USA. Most of Buenos Aires is miles ahead of any American city. Cleaner, safer, people are more attractive and are dressed better, better infrastructure. That and the prices are laughable, food is amazing.
The subway feels safer and nicer than the one in Madrid.
Buenos Aires is basically Europe if you stay in the central districts. Clean streets, safe, good architecture and attractive people. Stayed there 6 weeks and just WU myself money at a crazy exchange rate and lived like a king. Everyone was really nice as well, they all call themselves Italian or German. Their accent is weird though.
>Anywhere else and you have a huge chance of getting robbed and murdered in extremely brutal ways.
That's just Colombia and mayyybe Mexico if you decide to go wandering in the middle of nowhere in the sticks. Aside from that, your risk of being a victim of petty crime is about the same in the US vs any Latin American city.
>Mexico
+ Plenty of Pre-Columbian stuff
+ Plenty of Colonial stuff
+ Food (best Western street food hands down)
- Polluted
- 7/10 max women
- Violent >Peru
+ Plenty of Pre-Columbian stuff
+ Some Colonial stuff
+ Food
- Altitude sickness
- Hellish logistics
- Mild violent (some political turmoil now btw)
- 6/10 women >Argentina
+ Buenos Aires is almost as kino art-nouveau as Budapest
+ Food (world best meat)
+ Virtually no violence against tourists
+ Astonishing nature (from glaciares to salares)
+ Cheap (look for Western Union hack)
+ Top tier women
- Not much historical attractions, with 0 Pre-Columbian stuff
- Patagonia has a hellish logistics
>Buenos Aires is almost as kino art-nouveau as Budapest
No, only in the wealthy neighborhoods of C.A.B.A. In Buenos Aires you easily find misery; the contrast in that city is one of the most lurid and dramatic in America; there are even slums in the middle of the city.
>Food (world best meat)
It's true, but Brazilian meat is currently in culinary fashion
>Virtually no violence against tourists
haha, lie: there are several records of crimes and robberies against foreign tourists.
>Astonishing nature (from glaciares to salares)
It is not so, there are better options in terms of natural beauty in neighboring countries. Historically, the most visited National Park in Argentina is the one shared with Brazil: I mean the Iguazú Falls
>Cheap (look for Western Union hack)
It is true but only in some services and products; For example, basic technology or the purchase of automobiles continues to be a luxury for the majority of the Argentine population.
>Top tier women
Mutatis mutandis I refer to what was said in point one.
>Not much historical attractions, with 0 Pre-Columbian stuff
It's true.
>Patagonia has a hellish logistics
It isn't true. Investment and "dedication" to tourism in Argentina is one of the highest points that this country has in South America. It is very frequent that tourists praise the level of management and professionalism of Argentine tourism and its operators despite the fact that it does not receive many tourists; I mean...it doesn't have the numbers or the same tourist class of countries like Mexico; which receives millions of American, European and Asian tourists. Argentine tourism is essentially regional (Brazilians, Uruguayans, Chileans, Colombians, Paraguayans and Peruvians) maximized by the Brazilian upper class that borders Argentina. I don't know the tourist figures for Argentina for the year 2022-2023 due to the "soccer world champion effect", but I suppose they are better than the historical average.
>there are even slums in the middle of the city
Where are they? Would a tourist accidently wander into them or are they far away from the main tourist neighborhoods?
I went recently and you wouldn’t know it there. Just means outside currency goes further. Felt very first world, and people weren’t stressing. Just stick to the central districts of BA
Middle class latinas are about as close as you can get to a tradwife. If they’re educated and speak English, it’s like having an American girl but less entitled and uppity and toxic about politics
I'm moving to Bolivia, specifically the city of Santa Cruz de la Sierra. Never been to LatAm but I lived in Spain and speak semi-fluent Spanish, I mean like legitimately pretty advanced and have had multiple relationships with women who only spoke Spanish. What am I in for?
Whats the best Latin American country to coom in bros? I'm thinkin either Mexico, Colombia, or Argentina.
Honestly Colombia seems like the best bet given cheap prices and hottest chicks, but also seems like the most dangerous. I'd probably be covered in the end since I'm Latino and look the part so i'd blend it. I'm thinking of going the Sugar/Seeking route for cooming so no street shit.
>I'd probably be covered in the end since I'm Latino and look the part so i'd blend it
You would NOT blend in, believe me. They have a sixth sense for foreigners even if they’re brown. It’ll be something about the way you dress, the expression on your face, the way you carry yourself in general.
Looks like they found this homie alive, after almost a month of having disappeared in Medellin. He was found wandering the streets in a daze. Likely a victim of scopolamine poisoning. Though he's survived, he'll probably never be able to live independently ever again. The brain damage will stay with him for life.
Definitely not the Dominican Republic. The women are easy if you're there. But they're all mostly hood trash. You can frick your way through at least a few hundred within a year if you'd like. But I emphasize to wear protection, the women are thick as frick tho.
Mexico has a ton of shit to do and is "relatively" safe in the more popular cities/tourist areas. More safe than everything in South America, at least.
No LATAM country is safe.
Colombia is cold and full of crime, Panama is a better option to frick hookers of every flavor, dunno about Argentina, specially now that their economy is in the shitter.
No country is safe if you really want to be a pedantic little b***h about it.
Cope.
colombia is not cold did you just go to bogota lol
Yes, I in fact lived there for a few years and then I moved to the neighboring country, Panama.
This moron lived in Cundinamarca and thinks the entire country is a cold shithole. Colombia is actually one of the world's most diverse countries, not just racially but in terms of biomes as well. There's ice-covered peaks, rainforests, tropical lowlands where it never gets cold, and even a desert in the far north.
Medellin is in a mountain valley that is near the equator, but high enough in the mountains that it's nice and warm year-round. Locals call it "the city of eternal spring." As opposed to Cartagena, Barranquilla, and Santa Marta, which are right on the Caribbean and get blistering hot.
Depends on what you want, I'd say Panama and Argentina but if your goal is to frick hookers then Colombia and Mexico are better.
Usa
underrated comment
you haven't said what you like
party
beach
food
hike
architecture
city living
country living
affordable luxury
ski
sea
All Mexico
lol frick mexico. There is a reason people are clawing, biting lying cheating and stealing their way out of that shithole.
party
beach
food
city (or at least where there's a lot of young people about)
sea
Panama City, Panama
Barranquilla, Colombia
Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic
How can you say barranquilla when it has no good beaches and santa marta is better for everything mentioned
This, no one goes to Barranquilla for the beaches. They're all polluted due to the country shipping coal from the area without any environmental regulation.
Mexico
Argentina
Peru, and this is an objective fact.
I was thinking of going there in July/August. What is there to do/see besides the Inca ruins? How are the food, nightlife, people?
Do you speak Spanish?
I particularly recommend the Chachapoya ruins. The summer just so happens to be the best time of year to go to Chachapoyas. Don't miss this oppurtunity.
There's also cool pre-Incan stuff in and around Trujillo and Chiclayo.
Islas Ballestas and Nazca lines are cool, but I wouldn't prioritise them.
The Colca Canyon is neat if you're into nature.
Ayacucho has a museum on the Sendero Luminoso, and outside of the city is the ruined city of Wari, and a little bit further is the Pampa de Ayacucho at Quinua.
Unfortunately I didn't go to Caral, Casma, Huaraz and Cajamarca. I didn't go to the Amazon either.
If you want to see Lake Titicaca, I recommend Copacabana in Bolivia over Puno, although Sillustani is cool.
Speaking of Bolivia, do yourself a favour and go to La Paz, take the cable cars to El Alto. You'll thank me. Also go to Tiwanaku since you're there.
If you're willing to go further into Bolivia, I recommend Potosí. I guess I have to mention the Uyuni flats, but I found it pretty meh.
Also, if you happen to be in the area, go see the Iguazú Falls, Argentinian side. Make sure you go to Paraguay to marvel at cars with Belgian license plates that have a little Dutch flag on them. Prepare to get your mind blown.
Jujuy province in Argentina is also cool, but don't go to Argentina only, you can't go to South America without going to the Peruvian Andes or Bolivian Altiplano and spending most of your time in western cities of central Argentina.
>food
Cheap good food is unbelievably easy to find. Every second building you'll run into is a cheap restaurant (and the others are cheap hotels), look for signs that say "hay almuerzo" or "hay cena" or something similar. Lots of Chinese restaurants in Peru, they're everywhere. You have to drink Inca Kola.
>nightlife
No clue, I'm a mega autist. Take your normie shit to reddit. SighSee is for travelling.
>people
Short, brown, Spanish speaking, and they wear funny clothes in the south. Why?
thanks for your reply, anon. I only have two weeks for vacation, so I might not be able to do the whole list. But I'll definitely check out what I find personally interesting.
>Do you speak Spanish?
I took Spanish class for two years but that was about a decade ago, so no lol
>nightlife
By that I didn't specifically mean clubbing, but just activities to do at night in general. I like to avoid staying in the hotel as much as possible
>people
are they friendly, open to foreigners, etc. Though I guess the language barrier might make that very difficult. But I like to socialize with locals, maybe get a beer or two. I'd also be down to hang out with foreigners/expats, if that's a thing there
I speak Spanish nearly fluently, by the way.
>By that I didn't specifically mean clubbing, but just activities to do at night in general. I like to avoid staying in the hotel as much as possible
Oh okay, sorry, but I still can't help you. I don't see the point of going outside of the hotel at night. I do my sightseeing during the day and I relax at night.
>are they friendly, open to foreigners
I suppose, but I interacted very little with people, besides taxi drivers, waiters, hotel receptionists etc.
>maybe get a beer or two
No, you will drink Inca Kola. This is non-negotiable.
Also, in case you're not aware, it's pretty hard to get used to the height of places like Cusco and La Paz, chewing coca leafs helps.
Look into PeruHop. Pretty cheap and gets you to all the major tourist locations. You buy a pass for around $200 and can hop on/hop off a coach that passes each location daily. You only need to reserve a seat a day in advance so if you like a city you can easily spend an extra day or two without having to buy new tickets. DO NOT get public cross country buses in SA. They’re mostly safe but take long routes very slowly which wastes your holiday time.
> >nightlife
No clue, I'm a mega autist. Take your normie shit to reddit. SighSee is for travelling.
You’re not an autist bro, you’re an incel.
Incels can still enjoy nightlife. I can't stand loud noise or social interaction because of my autism. What are you even basing your statement on? Do you not know what these terms mean?
I have autism too i’m just not a victim to it
So what are you saying? I have to go clubbing even though it exhausts me and I can't filter noise anyway?
I’m not telling you to do anything.
So what are you saying? I just said I don't like nightlife because I have autism and you accuse me that I'm not an autist but an incel? Based on what information exactly? I have a formal diagnosis. And now you accuse me of having a victim mentality? Because I joked that the other guy had to go to reddit, in my otherwise very helpful and elaborate post? Did I trigger your past trauma in some way? Normal well adjusted people would not act like you just did.
i fricking hate "nightlife" as in clubs, loud music and dancing.
yet my bodycount is higher than my age. frick off with this bullshit, clubs are fricking gay, every spanish speaking country plays the same music in them and techno ones are full of ran through german backpackers
>clubs are fricking gay, every spanish speaking country plays the same music in them
Lmao frick is the matter with you? You don't like an assortment of nubile young girls rubbing their ass on your crotch for 3 minutes? (this is why reggaeton music exists)
NTA but clubs are just frickin' loud and too much. I like chillness and some quiet people watching when I'm out at night. If i wanna coom i just buy some pussy. not like its expensive in LATAM.
Clubbing in latin america is something else. Even the most respectable middle class girls will get way too into it once you start to perrear with them. They begin to dance on you as if they were raised in a brothel. For that alone, I think the experience of clubbing in latin america is worth it.
The word "perrear" itself comes from turning the word "dog" into a verb. It refers to the act of copulating like a pair of animals, which is crazy. That's how women dance over there.
I assume it's mostly just techno stuff but are there still Salsa clubs around or have they died out? I'm going to Peru in August and I'd want to at least dance a bit of it. I haven't been to a normal club though since I just became an adult.
There's plenty of salsa clubs around, don't worry. They can attract younger people, but keep in mind you may run into a lot of middle aged ones as well. Reggaeton places repel these sorts of people.
Lol yeah I want some club dog b***h to rub her pussy all over me. If you're lucky, you might be in the first 10 she rubs on that night, so there won't be too much precum on her . Fricking disgusting
Get help
I bet you go down on girls you just met. Stanky frickin b***hes need to migrate towards the coast so they can swim out into the ocean and tangle with the frickin sharks so I can come out on my fricking raft, big harpoon gun, and go fishing for human fed sharks with the taste of latin ass and feed them to Africans
Seriously, get help. If you ever wonder why you are unloved: here is the reason.
In the ocean, nobody knows your name. Underwater, your ethnicity is irrelevant. But not to me. Im floating on the ocean, me and my harpoon gun in my orange raft, and I've got my eyes out. I shit and piss over the side of the raft so you have no opportunity to catch me, unaware. My raft can go 17MPH. Can you swim that quickly? No? Then it's over.
Send your brown women to the coast before I drag them there by myself. Me and the sharks, we have a mutual understanding. I feed em, they feed me. That's the circle of life. Go on to your Iberian nightclub, and any other gay shop you frequent. I'll be just off the coast in my raft, with my harpoon gun, ready for anything.
I don't think latin america is for you
You call such behavior "American"? Vespucci is rolling in his grave
Went to Peru last and dotted about a variety of regions. Great country, nice people and good food. Personal fave was Arequipa, it had some great architecture and top tier places to eat. The country literally has every type of biome on offer, so pick your favourite and go take a look. Highly rec
What makes it better than somewhere like Chile, Ecuador, Bolivia?
Party beach food hike etc
Mexico
women (prostitutes)
colombia, chile, argentina, dominican republic
Okay so pretty much anyway in South America and the Caribbean, got it. What countries should I absolutely avoid? I notice no one has mentioned Paraguay or Venezula etc
No one has mentioned Paraguay because it's an obscure little country that doesn't really have any tourist attractions to speak of that you can't find elswhere. But it's a country that I personally find very fascinating because of its history.
Nobody has mentioned Venezuela because it has a bad stigma, which apparently is outdated.
Avoid probably Honduras, and maybe its neighbouring countries, though I have heard El Salvador has also improved a lot recently with its new president.
El Salvador at its best is Mexico at its worst. Don't believe the hype.
>Okay so pretty much anyway in South America and the Caribbean
if you excluded spain. where else were you thinking you could go?
>What countries should I absolutely avoid?
Avoid Colombia
>More safe than everything in South America
Argentina, Uruguay and Chile, and probably Brazil too are safer than Mexico. At least in those countries you won't get killed or tortured by the cartel because you drive through the wrong road.
>Brazil
Parts of Brazil (the white parts)
Can you give me any specific city’s or states? I’ve heard brazilanons mention Santa Catarina and Rio Grande do Sul.
Santa Catarina and Parana.
t. was there last month
Florianopolis
Anon narcos are in every country in SA if you turn down enough wrong roads
that's true but in mexico narcos are on the MAIN roads at night. They take your cards and make you dissappear forever.
cars*
>Brazil
Maybe SC and Parana. In my experience brazilian cities are far worse at night than Colombian ones
Span
if you're not american, cuba
Puerto Rico
So, the United States then?
There are none. Hispanic culture pollutes and infests real culture that are unique to a place and people
This is the thanks we get for BTFOing nogs in Cali?
socal is naturally a bit Hispanic anyway, and white hispanics are literally just white with a shittier culture. still better than Black folk, but in a different way
I hate party/nightlife culture, are there any latin countries worth visiting
Uruguay, it's like a shitty part of Spain if that's what you're in to
Stay away from that country. I don’t want anyone else going there to debauch the daughters of the local middle class (to the extent they were not already debauched).
Equatorial Guinea.
Mexico is overrated, also ugly women
Colombia is extremely fun but third world and dangerous
I don't understand why no one talks about Argentina. Cheaper than Colombia if you use WU, civilized, almost first world, extremely friendly locals who aren't sub 90IQ, from what I hear many speak English
Beautiful landscapes and clean (latam standards) cities as well.
>almost first world
LMFAO
It certainly feels more first world than USA. Most of Buenos Aires is miles ahead of any American city. Cleaner, safer, people are more attractive and are dressed better, better infrastructure. That and the prices are laughable, food is amazing.
The subway feels safer and nicer than the one in Madrid.
>Argentina
>almost first world
You've made many a beaner smirk with this one anon
>from what I hear
Buenos Aires is basically Europe if you stay in the central districts. Clean streets, safe, good architecture and attractive people. Stayed there 6 weeks and just WU myself money at a crazy exchange rate and lived like a king. Everyone was really nice as well, they all call themselves Italian or German. Their accent is weird though.
>Buenos Aires is basically Europe if you stay in the central districts
t. never been to BA
Just laughing at Argentine pretensions
>jaja
Literally only Spain. Anywhere else and you have a huge chance of getting robbed and murdered in extremely brutal ways.
>Anywhere else and you have a huge chance of getting robbed and murdered in extremely brutal ways.
That's just Colombia and mayyybe Mexico if you decide to go wandering in the middle of nowhere in the sticks. Aside from that, your risk of being a victim of petty crime is about the same in the US vs any Latin American city.
>Mexico
+ Plenty of Pre-Columbian stuff
+ Plenty of Colonial stuff
+ Food (best Western street food hands down)
- Polluted
- 7/10 max women
- Violent
>Peru
+ Plenty of Pre-Columbian stuff
+ Some Colonial stuff
+ Food
- Altitude sickness
- Hellish logistics
- Mild violent (some political turmoil now btw)
- 6/10 women
>Argentina
+ Buenos Aires is almost as kino art-nouveau as Budapest
+ Food (world best meat)
+ Virtually no violence against tourists
+ Astonishing nature (from glaciares to salares)
+ Cheap (look for Western Union hack)
+ Top tier women
- Not much historical attractions, with 0 Pre-Columbian stuff
- Patagonia has a hellish logistics
>Buenos Aires is almost as kino art-nouveau as Budapest
No, only in the wealthy neighborhoods of C.A.B.A. In Buenos Aires you easily find misery; the contrast in that city is one of the most lurid and dramatic in America; there are even slums in the middle of the city.
>Food (world best meat)
It's true, but Brazilian meat is currently in culinary fashion
>Virtually no violence against tourists
haha, lie: there are several records of crimes and robberies against foreign tourists.
>Astonishing nature (from glaciares to salares)
It is not so, there are better options in terms of natural beauty in neighboring countries. Historically, the most visited National Park in Argentina is the one shared with Brazil: I mean the Iguazú Falls
>Cheap (look for Western Union hack)
It is true but only in some services and products; For example, basic technology or the purchase of automobiles continues to be a luxury for the majority of the Argentine population.
>Top tier women
Mutatis mutandis I refer to what was said in point one.
>Not much historical attractions, with 0 Pre-Columbian stuff
It's true.
>Patagonia has a hellish logistics
It isn't true. Investment and "dedication" to tourism in Argentina is one of the highest points that this country has in South America. It is very frequent that tourists praise the level of management and professionalism of Argentine tourism and its operators despite the fact that it does not receive many tourists; I mean...it doesn't have the numbers or the same tourist class of countries like Mexico; which receives millions of American, European and Asian tourists. Argentine tourism is essentially regional (Brazilians, Uruguayans, Chileans, Colombians, Paraguayans and Peruvians) maximized by the Brazilian upper class that borders Argentina. I don't know the tourist figures for Argentina for the year 2022-2023 due to the "soccer world champion effect", but I suppose they are better than the historical average.
>it doesn't have the numbers or the same tourist class of countries like Mexico
good, I want some cheap place that hasn't been shit up by other Unitedstatians.
>there are even slums in the middle of the city
Where are they? Would a tourist accidently wander into them or are they far away from the main tourist neighborhoods?
homie argentina's economy is in the shitter rn
thats why its affordable for westerners rn
I went recently and you wouldn’t know it there. Just means outside currency goes further. Felt very first world, and people weren’t stressing. Just stick to the central districts of BA
>first world
Please stop forcing this meme.
so? bad economy dosent mean full of poor ugly people like mexico
argentina is like mini paris, sadly too much brown people.
Posting the correct answer. Had to go there for business, fell in love.
Middle class latinas are about as close as you can get to a tradwife. If they’re educated and speak English, it’s like having an American girl but less entitled and uppity and toxic about politics
I'm moving to Bolivia, specifically the city of Santa Cruz de la Sierra. Never been to LatAm but I lived in Spain and speak semi-fluent Spanish, I mean like legitimately pretty advanced and have had multiple relationships with women who only spoke Spanish. What am I in for?
Whats the best Latin American country to coom in bros? I'm thinkin either Mexico, Colombia, or Argentina.
Honestly Colombia seems like the best bet given cheap prices and hottest chicks, but also seems like the most dangerous. I'd probably be covered in the end since I'm Latino and look the part so i'd blend it. I'm thinking of going the Sugar/Seeking route for cooming so no street shit.
Share your experiences.
are you actual Latino or the whitewashed type that can't speak Spanish but speaks English with a fricking accent
im second generation and can speak spanish.
>the whitewashed type that can't speak Spanish but speaks English with a fricking accent
not this but i know what youre talking about. i generally dont vibe with these people too much tbh.
>I'd probably be covered in the end since I'm Latino and look the part so i'd blend it
You would NOT blend in, believe me. They have a sixth sense for foreigners even if they’re brown. It’ll be something about the way you dress, the expression on your face, the way you carry yourself in general.
puerto rico
Looks like they found this homie alive, after almost a month of having disappeared in Medellin. He was found wandering the streets in a daze. Likely a victim of scopolamine poisoning. Though he's survived, he'll probably never be able to live independently ever again. The brain damage will stay with him for life.
More info:
https://www.elespectador.com/desaparecidos-colombia/encuentran-vivo-al-sueco-desaparecido-en-medellin-luego-de-26-dias-esto-se-sabe/
I heard that Mexico moves further south by 2 inches every year .
Just go to Spain
Definitely not the Dominican Republic. The women are easy if you're there. But they're all mostly hood trash. You can frick your way through at least a few hundred within a year if you'd like. But I emphasize to wear protection, the women are thick as frick tho.
Whichever one these homosexuals haven’t ruined yet.
Catalonia
colombia really is a shithole but it is NOT a cold shithole. its a shithole for different reasons