Why does literally EVERYONE in this country try to scam you?

Why does literally EVERYONE in this country try to scam you? The only exception was the brit who hosted my Airbnb, everyone else from this country tried to rip me off.

  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like, forget using any taxi, they won't use their taximeter and if they use it, it's manipulated and multiplies the price by 10. Use only Grab where the prices are already fixed, though even then they can find ways to charge you extra (like for the toll in Manila which I'm pretty sure is already included in the price).

    When I arrived there and needed to transfer terminals, I asked the airport security where the shuttle bus is, he said there are none (which is a lie) and that the only option is the taxi. The taxi driver scammed me and the airport security is in on the scam.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They'll even try to rip you off in other countries. A flip chick tried to charge me 500 euros for sex in Amsterdam. I could get a real European for 50-80; the less honest ones who rip people off would charge 100-150, which is still a far cry from 500.
      She had the audacity to tell me 500 was "normal," as if I've never been to Europe before. Bitch please, 500 could probably get me at least twenty of you in your own country.

      Because it works retard.
      >I got scammed out of $5
      Oh no.

      Kapampangans/Pampangueno and Cebuanos are the most notorious when it comes to these kind of practices.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They'll even try to rip you off in other countries. A flip chick tried to charge me 500 euros for sex in Amsterdam. I could get a real European for 50-80; the less honest ones who rip people off would charge 100-150, which is still a far cry from 500.
    She had the audacity to tell me 500 was "normal," as if I've never been to Europe before. Bitch please, 500 could probably get me at least twenty of you in your own country.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kys sexpat

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's wrong with being a sexpat? Seems like something only virgins ans incels would get up in arms over.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >What's wrong with being a sexpat? Seems like something only virgins ans incels would get up in arms over.
          Virgins and incels are the minority who don't like it. The vast majority are women. Ask any anthropologist and they'll tell you female power has always come down to controlling access to fertile young women. (Or they would, if daring to say such a truth wouldn't get them cancelled.)
          After women, a smaller percentage are the local guys of whatever country who resent being mogged. But they do it themselves, or would if they could. They're just jelly.
          And jelly are probably the majority in these threads. They've got erectile dysfunction, afraid to talk to women, afraid to have sex, stuck at home, etc. But if a girl (prostitute or otherwise) smiled and talked to them, they'd become obsessed and probably want to marry her, lol

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            sexpest alpha male fantasy that doesn't realize they're looked down on by normal people

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >500 could probably get me at least twenty
      Imagine the smell

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Engaging in prostitution in SEA just seems depressing and desperate

      Why not just get a normal GF?

      God forbid you fuck someone you actually have a relationship with

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        if your hot and can get laid anyway it's not gross to fuck on the massage lady which is what incels miss.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >God forbid you fuck someone you actually have a relationship with
        >i fall in love everyday with whomever touches my penis
        in the west, mongering is rougly transactional with bright spot here and there. but elsewhere, depending on your location, there can be very little difference.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        A relationship is a time consuming commitment.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >God forbid you fuck someone you actually have a relationship with

        if they were capable of being loved they wouldn't be sexpats

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        They aren't valuable enough get a gf or fuck buddies in their countries so their last resort is to make pilgrimage to pattaya to have sex.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe they just like that half Malaysian half Spanish half Chinese malnurished look......it's my standard of beauty to be honest

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why not just get a normal GF?
        Modern relationship dynamics are a bad deal for most men

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because women aren't interested in me, is that what you wanted to hear, gay?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are prostitutes really as heap as 50-80 euro in a country as expensive and rich as the Netherlands? It doesn't seem right.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's market forces at work. Since it's legal and therefore (relatively) risk-free, the premium you pay for whores in a country like America is reduced considerably. Another result of legalization is that you have Romanian and Slavic whores coming into those countries and flooding the market with supply.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          So basically I am interacting with a retarded free-marketstani white American telling me how he thinks are because of "muh market forces in the free market."

          I seriously doubt hookers are that cheap in the Netherlands.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Netherlands I believe they are that cheap if you avoid the Amsterdam RLD. RLD has 1st world prices to get tourists

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            you can easily look online retard. Holy fuck how are you this dumb?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            He right. Hookers are that cheap. Been there and done that.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes, but they have AIDS tho.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          aids isn't real anymore

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >500 could probably get me at least twenty of you in your own country.
      That was 25 years ago dude. You gotta adjust for inflation. That 500 euros now could only get you like 2-3 pinay girls if you're lucky. But yeah, 500 can be a reasonable price since things are a lot more expensive in the phils compared to europe.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >second post
      >thread has already been derailed into talking about prostitution
      I hate this board

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    sexpats deserve to get their dicks and wallets ripped off

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it works retard.
    >I got scammed out of $5
    Oh no.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's not about the amount, dumbfuck. $5 is not worth picking up if it it fell out of my wallet. it's the being taken advantage of by people. it's about being surrounded by dishonest, shitty people.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're taking advantage of them too. You're pretty shitty too.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          huh? by showing up, spending money at hotels/restaurants/activities, i'm taking advantage of them? similar to stealing money from someone?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            for his small jungle chink brain, it is, you have to remember you are talking with a low IQ subhuman here

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >How am I taking advantage of them?
            >Yes here's 30 cents for this t shirt don't scam me and make me pay $5.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >t-shirt costs a local $1
              >hello I would like to purchase this shirt, the same shirt you sell every single day for $1
              >OKAY SIR SHIRT COST $5
              >you are supposed to pay him 5x as much because... you're white?
              I hate the libshit excuse of "Well you make more money so you should give them more" how the fuck does that work? It's the same fucking item. If I don't buy it for $5 they will sell it to another local for $1. If I paid $1 for it they wouldn't be any fucking worse off than before, it's not like they lose money by giving me the same honest price as everyone else. But of course the White Man's Burden and the White Man's Guilt means I need to give him more money because he's a poor disadvantaged third worlder and it's totally my fault after all my ancestors 400 years ago probably ruined his country permanently.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                bro you proved yourself retarded by assuming the toll fees are included in the Grab fare. How should we believe you that the t-shirt in question really costed $1 and not $5 assuming your brain probably fucked up again?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                People in the Philippines are poor as dirt and you're over there to creampie their women and you complain when they try to get more money out of you. These are dudes literally living in trash that shower every 10 days with a hose.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                how is that my fucking fault maybe they shouldn't live in a hovel how the FUCK am I responsible for the Philippine government or society?

                bro you proved yourself retarded by assuming the toll fees are included in the Grab fare. How should we believe you that the t-shirt in question really costed $1 and not $5 assuming your brain probably fucked up again?

                not even him just sick of this cucked garden gnome shit where people go "dude youre in a poor country you should give them your entire wallet and if they steal it well they needed it more than you did."

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                > not even him
                kek
                Either way in my opinion, official price discrimination is not good, eg. in Malapascua, I had to pay 3 times more than locals in environmental fees. It should be the same as locals as expenses are what is keeping people from visiting here over other SEA countries. Maybe have an exception for chinks, they should be deterred from visiting at all costs for the sake of the environment.
                On the other hand, people attempting to illegally price gouge you is so fucking easy to avoid, it’s unbelievable why anyone is having an issue with it. Tell them to fuck off in a kind way and go to the next shop.
                From my experience as a white guy, most people are honest here, OP just seem to have dealt alot with taxidrivers, which will try to scam anyone, even locals.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >official price discrimination is not good
                thais wanted farang to pay 2-3X hotel price. why? because they hate money.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >people attempting to illegally price gouge you is so fucking easy to avoid
                Yeah, by not consuming. Thus making poor countried even poorer because charging a tiny weeny lil bit more of money is the thrill of their lives by which they are willing to lose mutual trust and respect forever. The truly ignorant is them, who do not know that for the white man being able to trust others is key (thus making on the long term 1000x what the made scamming you chump change). This, added time after time in a whole society, adds to make the country poorer.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Those monkeys will never understand the concept of mutual trust and respect.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >me not spending buying one thing because the seller is gouging the price by $0.4 more makes this whole country with a complex economy poorer
                You can’t possibly be this fucking stupid

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >have dealt alot with taxidrivers, which will try to scam anyone, even locals.
                I'm a local and when I just want to get home real quick. I just waive 500 pesos to their faces.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                if you a first day bro, then sure, its a rite of passage. we call that price discovery. but if afterwards when its plain you're not a total sucker but they persist in scamming for sake of stupidity all day every day, then yeah its a problem, and also, ironically, costing them money;so its doubly stupid.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t-shirt costs a local $1
                A t-shirt with $1 is the size of a 12 year old. Are you 12 year old anon? I doubt the country even has obese size tshirts for you. They probably have to import tshirts your size and pay the hefty shipping fee which will even cost more than just a mere $5. That is why you gotta pay the international price because most things you have to buy there probably aren't made locally anyway. Also, $5 for an adult-sized tshirt is a fucking steal tbqh.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"Well you make more money so you should give them more"

                But thats how it is everywhere in the world. A Filipino pays significantly less for a coffee in a starbucks in Seattle, since he makes less in his homecountry, right?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your entire economy is tourism, flip.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't listen to the cuck shit. Philippines is a shithole because of the shit people. The landmass in the hands of whites would be wealthy and successful. Don't feel bad for the subhuman locals.
        I liked the Philippines personally but the people not so much.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/ynC7rTI.png

        Why does literally EVERYONE in this country try to scam you? The only exception was the brit who hosted my Airbnb, everyone else from this country tried to rip me off.

        You are 100% right OP. Filipino here. Most Filipinos I know are narcissist and all are fake it till you make it bullshit. I only know a few good Filipinos but most are scammers. I burned so many bridges from Filipinos because they are mostly users and social climbers.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's about being surrounded by dishonest, shitty people.
        Ever had a family?
        Ever had friends?
        Go to school?
        Have a job?
        This is what it's like.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Seems like you're the common denominator in those situations, anon...

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's even worse if you try and make long term friends. Most people will be hitting you up constantly for money for hospital bills or this emergency or xyz. Knew a danish girl who lived there a few years less than me and she was constantly getting asked for money in real life and on Facebook by her Filipino,"friends". Tried to warn her not to make long term friends and just make superficial friends. The only thing they care about is family and being a foreigner they will assume everyone is bill gates rich. Any major city you will have mass amounts of scammers and even the children will steal from you. Pick Pockets on jeeps is very common too. The money changers will also rip you off. Provinces not nearly as bad but still happens a bit. Don't ride taxis unless you know the price and can stand up for self. Never trust any of the staff at airports and some hotels as everyone is just trying to get a few extra bucks for a cousin or who ever. As you figured out just use grab. If your a woman Manila is very dangerous. Had an ex was drunk in Manila and she was raped by a taxi driver. Manila is dangerous in general just don't fuck around unless you know what you're doing. You seem pretty naive probably some euro trash. Stay in Thailand where you belong. It's only gotten worse since they killed their economy with COVID

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >getting snatched by street children
      lmao what are you, 4 feet?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The kids surround you while a teenage girl presses her braless chest against your arm or chest to give you a momentary distraction. In that moment a kid grabs something in your pocket and then disappears.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          You’re actually retarded if you fall for this

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Obviously, but I am explaining how it happens. Most people are very dumb and have no street smarts, especially clueless eurotrash.

            It has been tried on me several times. Typically if there are street kid pickpocket gangs in the area I just buy them Jollibee or ice creams so they leave me alone in the future since I don't like being harassed up and down a street.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      > It's only gotten worse since they killed their economy with COVID
      Are we in the same country? I thought it had gotten a bit better since I arrived last year. Or maybe it’s just me that expected the streets to be filled with starving people in a zombie-like state.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Had an ex was drunk in Manila and she was raped by a taxi driver.
      Based taxi driver if the ex was a white girl. If I knew him, I'd give him $300 and if he impregnated the white girl, I'd give him $1000 for that.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Had an ex was drunk in Manila and she was raped by a taxi driver.
      more like she fucked him, then made up a sob-story so you could forgive her lmao

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every girl i befriended there paid food for me. They not as bad as people make them out to be. If you tell them you're struggling they are willing to help.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You seem pretty naive probably some euro trash.

      Funny coming from an Americunt, the worst tourists of them all.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. Brit/Aussie

        You are actually worse than burgers

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why are people in this impoverished trying to scam me, a walking money bag

    It's a mystery

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it pissed me off in the philippines I couldn't rent a scooter. Philippines is fun to visit, volcanos, marine life, but filipinos are awful rancid people that deserve genocide.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    fliptards are so fucking dumb, but somehow they got even more stupid after the collective trauma of their idiot government fucking them during covid

    it is almost (but not quite) intolerable at this moment in time

    it was a decent-ish place circa 2018 when things seemed on the upswing country wide, but their economy has been buttfucked and everyone is desperate and shitty and acting like cornered rats

    they also got even more fucking fat, its disgusting seriously

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dilawan/Pinklawan detected. Talo pa din ang lugaw nyong presidente mga squatter kayong hampas lupa.

      Squatter UP. Ubusin ang NPA
      Squatter UP. Ubusin ang NPA
      Squatter UP. Ubusin ang NPA
      Squatter UP. Ubusin ang NPA
      Squatter UP. Ubusin ang NPA
      Squatter UP. Ubusin ang NPA

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        In human speech, monkey?
        Actually, nevermind, I'm sure none of it is worth repeating in a civilized tongue.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mewemew human speech ika nga.
          Kita ang mga galaw nyo mga pinklawan na talunan. Mamamatay kayong lahat mga feeling communistang squatter ahahahahaahah!

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Always fucking weird to me how your subhuman language lacks so many words you have to pepper English in to your sentences.
            You see this all the time, gibberish interspersed with real English and then back to gibberish.
            You don't have real words for Feeling or Squatter so you had to use English.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              They actually have no idea what they are saying to each other half the time, hence the nationwide adoption of English and English pidgin.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They actually have no idea what they are saying to each other half the time
                I guess that's what happens when your nation-wide average IQ is barely above room temperature.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                They actually have no idea what they are saying to each other half the time, hence the nationwide adoption of English and English pidgin.

                English is a status symbol. The poorer you are, the less English you use/understand. Just listen to the upperclass people, they use English almost all the time. There may be social climbers who attempt to use English to appear wealthier but they are easy to “hear” through.

                It’s fun to see that those whining about Flips apparently having low IQ are by far way way dumber. It’s like clockwork.

                https://i.imgur.com/mNklUq3.png

                [...]
                You are 100% right OP. Filipino here. Most Filipinos I know are narcissist and all are fake it till you make it bullshit. I only know a few good Filipinos but most are scammers. I burned so many bridges from Filipinos because they are mostly users and social climbers.

                Don’t base your whole country on Manilagayry where most of that shit happens.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no they are only bad in vanilla!

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes they are. You don’t have this kind of rat racing in the provinces on the same level. You get a whole different experience in the literal most densely populated area in the world.
                Even my gf is far less trustful towards Manilenyos and have much respect for those in the province after we decided to travel out. And she grew up there and used to have a similar mentality to you.
                Meanwhile you’re just a self-hating disgusting moron who gets huge erections from self-deprecating yourself.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >English is a status symbol.
                xD

                >The poorer you are, the less English you use/understand.
                English isn't important here. But if you can't speak at least the 5 major languages in this country, then how is the average Joe more smarter than a Flip? IQ is a scam, and if you believe in IQ, then you're more retarded than the morons in Congo.

                >Just listen to the upperclass people, they use English almost all the time.
                Uh nope. It's what they use if a person they're talking to can't understand their local language(s). If I talk to you and you can't understand Bisaya, Tausug, Ilocano, Russian, Japanese, Spanish and French (which are the languages I speak and understand) then of course, I have to switch to English.

                >There may be social climbers who attempt to use English to appear wealthier but they are easy to “hear” through.
                They exist in any country where English isn't a major language of study.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >xD
                >Uh nope. It's what they use if a person they're talking to can't understand their local language(s).
                shut the fuck up you dumb assburger you have no fucking clue what you are talking about.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              You do know English is an even bigger mutt language borrowing almost half of its vocabulary from French. Didn’t expect an anerimutt to know any better

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Look at the pain in his eyes

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          you can't speak the language, no wonder you're so easy to scam. We'll be taking your hard earned wagie bucks tyvm :^)

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mewemew human speech ika nga.
        Kita ang mga galaw nyo mga pinklawan na talunan. Mamamatay kayong lahat mga feeling communistang squatter ahahahahaahah!

        You're the only tardflip here. Speak English or don't speak at all.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I find it very interesting that most shitposters on this Cantonese soup forum despise this country and their people, while everyone I’ve talked to that travelled there said they loved it.
    Even the Filipino migrants say they love life back at home, but the one reason they went abroad in the first place is due to the lack of opportunities, with very high barrier of entry to high-paid jobs, probably higher than $150k jobs here.

    I’ve never been there, but planning on going this April to Palawan, Cebu and Siquijor. Shoot me suggestions if you have.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      depends on the place. In manila it is full of scammers and social climbers. In the province people seem ok and life is kinda peaceful. You can still buy a land for 20k in the province.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The worst part is seeing skinny 4 foot stunners and not being able to fuck them because they keep the best to themselves and are either terrified of you or a scammer.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    They have nothing to lose by trying to scam you.
    Additionally, they know implicitly that you are up to no good in the country, therefore they have no moral qualms about trying to extract resources from you by whatever means possibly.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Might be hard to believe for trv, but there are some people that just go to Boracay for 2 weeks, subadive, drink a couple pina coladas, then fuck off and that's it.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just back from Boracay.

        Some pointers for newbies
        1) Yes everyone will try to sell you everything , (adventure sports, massages (no extras here) sunglasses), and it's a bit annoying, but OK

        2) White beach is really nice. Hotel Feliz is likely the best place to stay, but they blast out music til 11am

        3) Scuba, windsurfing, hemet diving are all REALLY cheap ($20-$30 per person)

        4) Drinking cocktails watching the sun come down is beautiful (pic related);

        5) There are single women and hookers there. I was pretty surprised. Hookers hang out near the bars/nightclubs and are all freelancers.

        So, better for non-coomers or coomers who just want a break from it all. Recommended!

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          meant 11pm for the music

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I stayed at Hotel Feliz as well, pretty nice hotel and good location since it’s in the middle of everything. Didn’t really hear much of the music from our hotel room tho, plus we get home later than 11pm lol. Cocktails there are so fucking cheap compared to Manila. We would just sit in the balcony of EPIC bar and watch people (mostly hookers with their white bois). Haven’t tried any water activities cause my friend is a wanker, but we’re going back next week.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I echo these comments. I stay at the Red Coconut (Station 2)

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          One of the best massages I’ve ever had was from one of these older ladies advertising along the beach. Removed all my muscle knots at the time. Apparently she had 30 years of massage experience even in expensive hotels.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hows the weather like there? I been checking the reports the last few weeks and its all said cloudy/raining constantly but from the photo your posting it doesn't look like it.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically if you like traveling to the Philippines alot get a filipino girlfriend. It will stop 90% of the scams. Just don't get a filipino gf in the Philippines because you will only find gold diggers. My current wife is filipino didn't meet her in the Philippines but America. whenever we go to meet her family if I'm with her they fuck off but if I am alone I'm like a scam beacon.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >marrying a flip
      Pathetic.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody ever scammed me in the Philippines once I became an adult. Yes, I've been to Philippines multiple time as a teenager.
        I am Chad-lite by American/European standards so that might have something to do with it?
        Nobody has ever asked me or my wife for money, all of her Flip friends always split the bill without complaints. Are you guys dating low-class Tondo or province morons?

        >t. incel or married to a yt landwhale
        tbf my wife is chinoy

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Are you guys dating low-class Tondo or province morons?
          Yes, yes they are, which is why they are able to get laid
          >they fell for the “flip girls are cheap” meme

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    cubabro answering question from last thread......theirs still lots of drugs in the Philippines. the war on drugs was mostly a larp, they shot a bunch of squatters and tin shacks but the major chinese drug dealers still operate. Meth is still the drug of choice here as it allows people to work longer hours spend less on food. A small bag of that (punta) is like 200-500 pesos depending and it will keep you up all day so its afforable to the working man.

    Weed is available, as it grows wild in the Philippines, but I would proceed with caution especially if your a fresh off the plane tourist and you don't know anybody. DO NOT trust people on the street trying to sell you shit......best case scenario, they'll sell you a half gram of dirt weed for 20-30 dollars, medium case scenario they'll run off with the money, worst case they'll try to set your ass up

    Another thing to consider if you do manage to score some weed is where are you gonna smoke it? Most likely your gonna be staying in a hotel or condo, and many of those are non smoking. Forget about smoking on the street.....Filipinos are notoriously NOSEY and will inquire as to what your doing at any and all times. Even weak bud.... it stinks and .the smell wafts and lingers..... and theirs always at least 38 guards in any given hotel or condo snooping around. I really would only suggest smoking if you had a private house that your gonna be staying in for a while so you can remove the smell before you move out

    Lastly , if you do ever get involved in drugs here, even if it just smoking pot for recreation NEVER EVER EVER tell anyone you use drugs. You keep that between whoever you buy it from and yourself. Never let whoever you buy from know where you are staying.....tell him you are staying in caloocan when really you stay in pasay, use an alias and/or a fake facebook account. DO NOT offer drugs to your bitches, they can and will use it against you if you have a fight....they can easily snitch and get you deported

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all
      True story.....I met a younger whiteboy from Michigan at 7/11 like 3 years ago. Digital nomad type, moved to the Philippines to live the dream like we all want. We drank for a bit and chatted, exchanged social media but we never hung out after that.

      Pandemic happens, he's stuck in the house with his live in girlfriend. Long story short, either 1 of a couple of things happened :

      1. He was smoking meth and acting erratic so she called the cops and reported him. He got locked up and deported.

      2. She found out he was fucking another girl, she called the cops and snitched, told them he smoked meth, got arrested and deported

      3. She found out he was fucking another girl, she planted shabu in the house and called the cops and made a false charge. He got locked up and deported.

      4. She tried to extort him and get a large amount of money from him. He refused and she called the police and either snitched if he was actually smoking meth, or planted meth and made a false charge. He was arrested and deported.

      I'll let that sink in. After he got deported he disappeared of my radar. By the way, I know the dude used sighsee. If you ever read this I hope your doing okay matt

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks bro, I'm ok

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    back again in cebu in between dive trips.
    what the fuck is there to do in this city, except pounding 18yo pinays for a jollibee???

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      cubabro ditoooo

      You have to go to mango square/osmena circle even if your not a coomer.......just go have a few beers and talk to some people.....ask the tambays in front of 7/11 about cubabro, they'll tell you whats up.....just watch you wallet/phone

      For a more romantic night, go to TOPS. Its an overlook looking over CebuCity. Got a few resturants/bars up there, the girls like to take pictures there.

      If you have time in the afternoon, check out the old plaza......Plaza indepencia and fort st pedro

      If you want a commercial tourist experience, go to kawasan falls and Oslob whale watching

      Thats the basics unless you give more detail

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        all these are boring as hell cubro
        i just keep using cebucity as a base because it's so centrally located in visayas, but always want to run out of here after 2days.
        why are philippines' cities MOGGED by every SEA city, bar none?

        >unironically recommends supporting the Oslob mafia
        cringe.
        Donsol bay is the place for whalesharks.

        any place with live music and cool people? malls make me want to take a bullet to the head

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would recommend moalboal in south cebu or bantayyan.island...They are the only places in south cebu with infrastructure and tourists......nobody wants to spend their holiday on a sandbar without beer aircon or anything

          If your looking for people, then you better stay in the city.

          Try 88th avenue, or Sentral for a more classy experience.

          If you want to do some trekker shit, go walk the slums inbetween mandaue/lapux2........

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            already been to moalboal and bantayan+malapascua
            i'm off to dumaguete, bohol, camiguin, siargao then boracay & palawan.. cheers cubro

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Forgot to mention the park social in IT Park. They have a good live band there and it's filled to the brim on the weekends with callcenter people.....very open minded to meeting foreigners

          Also try M02 restobar....its up the street from parkmall and across from chong Hua hospital. Live band and a more middle class flavor. They also have a short time boomboom hotel next door.....you'll give cubabros DNA on those sheets for sure

          Try the roof lounge of Bai hotel if you have a date.....it's kino, has a nice view of the entire city

          If your feeling fancy, try the new 5star casino/hotel NUSTAR. Huge building on the water next to Sm seaside Still under construction but they have some nice looking restaurants in there.....view is kino as fuck during sunset

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oslob is okay if you’re already in Southern Cebu. This coming from someone who went to Donsol first. It’s cool but a bit disappointing when you realize these sharks are rather small as they’re mostly juveniles.

          I just hope they don’t do price discrimination again.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >a bit disappointing when you realize these sharks are rather small
            That's not the only thing that's disappointingly small.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              HAHAHHAHA SO FUCKING LE FUNNY AHHAHA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    PLDT has not repaired my internet line in 6 days been using this useless Globe surf, sucks ass

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I really buy sex by getting Jollibee?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but it won't work on the 18 year olds, so be careful.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is AC still dead?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are plenty of women but the quality is poor and barfines keep going up. AC has always and will always be a depressing dump. Even if it was "alive", It'd be better dead and put it out of it's own misery. Way more koreans than pre covid.

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    FavelaHispanic here dropping some knowledge on the Cebu provinces. People always complain that every SEA General devolves into coomer nonsense, so I'll try to appease the treekers here.....lets try be diplomatic na sirs/maams

    I must tell you, if you never been to the Philippines and are planning a trip, do not make the province your first stop, ESPECIALLY if your just coming for your internet GF. You never meet a girl in the province, always in the city, and then you go to her province later if you feel comfortable with her. When I say city, I mean a city with an international airport......Manila, Cebu, or Davao......Angeles is a hooker city, if your talking to a girl from Angeles its a high chance shes a hooker whose just lied to you and told you she works at the sogo hotel as a "receptionist" but if your okay with that then carry on soldier.

    I'll start at SM seaside going south. I'll consider the NUSTAR hotel as the end of the city proper:

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Talisay/Minglanilla: These are suburbs of Cebu city. You'll be able to find larger homes for rent here at reasonable rates. 30-35k (560$-700$) will get you quite a nice home. Talisay also has a nice plaza thats kino at night...they call it TPARK in the local lingo...LOTS of chickens running around.....and when I say chicken I mean horny young women between the ages of 18-22

      Naga/San Fernando: I have no idea what goes on here. Its a suburb of a surburb, I never went up into every mountain parts of these neighborhoods , but its proabably just sarisari stores, vulcanizing shops, karoke machines, and crowing roosters.They also have a really big cement plant, so if your into heavy industry instead of cooming you can go look at dudes make cement. The only place I can recommend here is blueridges mountain resort. Rooms are 2k, but it has a kino view of the mountainside and a nice pool. Do bring a date and preferrebaly your own transportation though....its a trek up that mountain for sure.

      CarCar: This is the end of the suburbs of suburbs, and the start of the province proper. The have a roundabout in their plaza, and you have the option of going right, or continuing straight. For the purpose of this guide we will continue straight heading south along the coastal road

      Sibonga: Nothing to see here. They have a wet market if you are staying in a nearby resort and want to grill some meats.

      Argao: Check out mahayahay beach if you're on a budget, the maayo hotel if your on a medium budget, or panorama de argao for a kino view of the mountains and more luxurious hotel experience

      Dalaguete: They have a beach that I would classify as "MEHHH". Osmena peak is nice little mountain trek everyone knows, kino views. One of the presidents of the Philippines actually crached his plane there, so go look at some history you non-coomers.

      Alcoy: Tingko beach is kino, do visit.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Boljoon: Bunch of resorts along the coast. Also has a trekking trail/waterfall.....dayhag falls. If you go to the falls do ask a Kuya to guide you there as it's easy to get lost because the cell phone signal will drop that far into the interior of the island, rendering your google maps or whatever useless. The roads are shitty going up there so either be a more experienced motorcycle driver or let kuya drive and backride.

        Oslob: Ahhhhh the famous Oslob. Every tourist tout will try to get you to go here. You can swim with some whale sharks for 1k pesos, locals are 500 pesos......photographs will be 500 pesos. You will see alot of boomers with their 20 year gfs here. It's the most basic bitch tourist attraction in the whole of Cebu. Tumalog falls is also nice, do visit there. IF you like spanish colonial history, you can go look at the old church complex, and if your a cubabro you can reminisce on the time that "WE WUZ KANGZ". DO check out Sumilon island as well, just off the coast of oslob.

        Santander: Most southern part of Cebu island. Nothing really of note here except a boat that can transport you to Siquijor......you might be able to get a boat to Dumaguete here as well. Here we will loop around the start heading north along the western coast of Cebu.

        Samboan: They have about 4 different treks/waterfall here. Agunid, Binalayan, balay sawa, and Dao. All of them are easy treks, except for Dao. I wouldn't recommend Dao if your a fatfuck, or if you're with older people, its a true jungle trek but the falls are kino.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ginatilan: Inambakan is one of my favorite falls in Cebu, truly beautiful. Kabutongan falls is also in this town, but I would classify it as "MEHH"

          Malabuyoc: Nothing really of note here. Handigan falls is a trekking area, you can have a jungle picnic with your flip waifu here.

          Alegria: 3 waterfalls here. Cambais, Cangkalanog, Montpieller. Again, you better be a good navigator, motorcycle driver, and be able to talk bisaya if you want to get to these. I would recommend getting a kuya at the plaza to guide you, the roads can be treacherous and unmarked on google maps.

          Badian: This is home to the famous Kawasan falls, the runner up for most basic bitch tourist attraction in Cebu. Every tout will recommend you this. You will see groups of Asian tourists walking around with life vests and helmets, touts will harasss you almost non stop, and you'll hardly be able to walk or enjoy the view because of the crowds. It's the only place I've ever seen a fucking traffic jam at a waterfall I'm being dead ass serious. Lambug beach is also located here, and is probably one of the best public beaches in Cebu.....white sand, blue water, not rocky, accommodation on the beach etc. Kansanto springs is a more local spot where you can have a picnic and a cold swim.

          Moalboal: This is a nice beach town. Lots of foreigners here. Split between 2 beaches....White Beach and Panagsama. White beach is more suitable to swimming as its less rocky, but you'll have less choice of accomidation and they will be of lower quality. Panagsama beach is a bit more rocky, but they have better accommodation/food choices there. It's one of the few places in the province that has some semblance of a nightlife. Chili bar is nice during sunset, and they used to have a disco that had lots of beautiful women in there, both pinay and foreign, but I'm not sure if it survived the pandemic. I went there recently but it was during a weekday and it was closed, but they might open the disco on weekends

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ronda/Dumanjug: Not much on the coast, a few "MEHH" waterfalls in the interior. Skip it

            Barili: Mantayupan falls is for sure worth a visit, Theirs also a famous bus stop/lookout point. If you take the public bus or hire a private driver, they will stop here.....I think it's called sulas.

            Aloguinsan: Hermits cove is one of the most kino beaches in all of cebu, looks like something out of pirates of the Caribbean..only problem is it's a bit far out. I can recommend Curbada Dela Maria for accomadation, very quiet resort with a pool

            Pinamungahan: Have no idea. Sarisari stores and roosters.

            Toledo: LOL DUDE WEED. I do not condone nor endorse criminal activity, but a little birdy (the newspaper) told me this is where they grow the bud. Also, Acapulco resort has a lovely saltwater infinity pool overlooking the ocean, truly kino

            Balamban: LOL DUDE WEED. I do not condone nor endorse criminal activity, but a little birdy told me this is where they grow the bud. They have nice mountain trekking trails here. Go to Mt. Manuggal ecopark, I think they have ziplines and campsites.

            Danao: Theirs a nice zoo here. You can take your 19 year old gf and all her friends to go look at Giraffes and shit. Theirs also a boat here that will take you to the Camotes islands, which are also kino but a bit underdeveloped.

            Catmon: Etsoy hotspring is a good spot. DO bring a date though as you'll probably be the only people in there. If you never finger banged a 19 year old filipina in a hot spring your missing out on life my bro.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sogod/Borbon: Cubabros growing sugercane on the interior, a ghetto beach (NIPA BEACH) on the the coasts. Donations for Cubabros crusade are accepted at the birhen sa antipolo shrine in Barangay Lubo, Borbon Cebu, Cebu Philippines, 6008

              Tabuelan: You can get a boat to Blacks here. Maravilla beach is worth visit.

              San Remigio: Lots of beach resorts. Lapyahan is a good public beach

              Bogo city: Boat to bantaayan is here....hagnaya port.

              Medellin: walang cocaine dito, pero they have a BAMBOO FOREST! ( or a bamboo poresttttt in pilipino language). The Medellin in Colombia is better frfr nocap. Kawit beach is alright though (it would be better with cocaine!)

              Daanbatayaan: Most northern part of cebu island. Bang your gf in one of the nipa huts on suba beach as the sun goes down.....KIIINOOOOOOOO

              Thats it guys, i think I covered enough for today....needed something to do. It gets boring banging all these 19 year olds, had to switch it up and do a public service today. Good day morons and godbless cuba but fuck the communists and the npa, Ron Desantis 2024

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Talisay/Minglanilla: These are suburbs of Cebu city. You'll be able to find larger homes for rent here at reasonable rates. 30-35k (560$-700$) will get you quite a nice home. Talisay also has a nice plaza thats kino at night...they call it TPARK in the local lingo...LOTS of chickens running around.....and when I say chicken I mean horny young women between the ages of 18-22

      Naga/San Fernando: I have no idea what goes on here. Its a suburb of a surburb, I never went up into every mountain parts of these neighborhoods , but its proabably just sarisari stores, vulcanizing shops, karoke machines, and crowing roosters.They also have a really big cement plant, so if your into heavy industry instead of cooming you can go look at dudes make cement. The only place I can recommend here is blueridges mountain resort. Rooms are 2k, but it has a kino view of the mountainside and a nice pool. Do bring a date and preferrebaly your own transportation though....its a trek up that mountain for sure.

      CarCar: This is the end of the suburbs of suburbs, and the start of the province proper. The have a roundabout in their plaza, and you have the option of going right, or continuing straight. For the purpose of this guide we will continue straight heading south along the coastal road

      Sibonga: Nothing to see here. They have a wet market if you are staying in a nearby resort and want to grill some meats.

      Argao: Check out mahayahay beach if you're on a budget, the maayo hotel if your on a medium budget, or panorama de argao for a kino view of the mountains and more luxurious hotel experience

      Dalaguete: They have a beach that I would classify as "MEHHH". Osmena peak is nice little mountain trek everyone knows, kino views. One of the presidents of the Philippines actually crached his plane there, so go look at some history you non-coomers.

      Alcoy: Tingko beach is kino, do visit.

      Boljoon: Bunch of resorts along the coast. Also has a trekking trail/waterfall.....dayhag falls. If you go to the falls do ask a Kuya to guide you there as it's easy to get lost because the cell phone signal will drop that far into the interior of the island, rendering your google maps or whatever useless. The roads are shitty going up there so either be a more experienced motorcycle driver or let kuya drive and backride.

      Oslob: Ahhhhh the famous Oslob. Every tourist tout will try to get you to go here. You can swim with some whale sharks for 1k pesos, locals are 500 pesos......photographs will be 500 pesos. You will see alot of boomers with their 20 year gfs here. It's the most basic bitch tourist attraction in the whole of Cebu. Tumalog falls is also nice, do visit there. IF you like spanish colonial history, you can go look at the old church complex, and if your a cubabro you can reminisce on the time that "WE WUZ KANGZ". DO check out Sumilon island as well, just off the coast of oslob.

      Santander: Most southern part of Cebu island. Nothing really of note here except a boat that can transport you to Siquijor......you might be able to get a boat to Dumaguete here as well. Here we will loop around the start heading north along the western coast of Cebu.

      Samboan: They have about 4 different treks/waterfall here. Agunid, Binalayan, balay sawa, and Dao. All of them are easy treks, except for Dao. I wouldn't recommend Dao if your a fatfuck, or if you're with older people, its a true jungle trek but the falls are kino.

      Ginatilan: Inambakan is one of my favorite falls in Cebu, truly beautiful. Kabutongan falls is also in this town, but I would classify it as "MEHH"

      Malabuyoc: Nothing really of note here. Handigan falls is a trekking area, you can have a jungle picnic with your flip waifu here.

      Alegria: 3 waterfalls here. Cambais, Cangkalanog, Montpieller. Again, you better be a good navigator, motorcycle driver, and be able to talk bisaya if you want to get to these. I would recommend getting a kuya at the plaza to guide you, the roads can be treacherous and unmarked on google maps.

      Badian: This is home to the famous Kawasan falls, the runner up for most basic bitch tourist attraction in Cebu. Every tout will recommend you this. You will see groups of Asian tourists walking around with life vests and helmets, touts will harasss you almost non stop, and you'll hardly be able to walk or enjoy the view because of the crowds. It's the only place I've ever seen a fucking traffic jam at a waterfall I'm being dead ass serious. Lambug beach is also located here, and is probably one of the best public beaches in Cebu.....white sand, blue water, not rocky, accommodation on the beach etc. Kansanto springs is a more local spot where you can have a picnic and a cold swim.

      Moalboal: This is a nice beach town. Lots of foreigners here. Split between 2 beaches....White Beach and Panagsama. White beach is more suitable to swimming as its less rocky, but you'll have less choice of accomidation and they will be of lower quality. Panagsama beach is a bit more rocky, but they have better accommodation/food choices there. It's one of the few places in the province that has some semblance of a nightlife. Chili bar is nice during sunset, and they used to have a disco that had lots of beautiful women in there, both pinay and foreign, but I'm not sure if it survived the pandemic. I went there recently but it was during a weekday and it was closed, but they might open the disco on weekends

      Ronda/Dumanjug: Not much on the coast, a few "MEHH" waterfalls in the interior. Skip it

      Barili: Mantayupan falls is for sure worth a visit, Theirs also a famous bus stop/lookout point. If you take the public bus or hire a private driver, they will stop here.....I think it's called sulas.

      Aloguinsan: Hermits cove is one of the most kino beaches in all of cebu, looks like something out of pirates of the Caribbean..only problem is it's a bit far out. I can recommend Curbada Dela Maria for accomadation, very quiet resort with a pool

      Pinamungahan: Have no idea. Sarisari stores and roosters.

      Toledo: LOL DUDE WEED. I do not condone nor endorse criminal activity, but a little birdy (the newspaper) told me this is where they grow the bud. Also, Acapulco resort has a lovely saltwater infinity pool overlooking the ocean, truly kino

      Balamban: LOL DUDE WEED. I do not condone nor endorse criminal activity, but a little birdy told me this is where they grow the bud. They have nice mountain trekking trails here. Go to Mt. Manuggal ecopark, I think they have ziplines and campsites.

      Danao: Theirs a nice zoo here. You can take your 19 year old gf and all her friends to go look at Giraffes and shit. Theirs also a boat here that will take you to the Camotes islands, which are also kino but a bit underdeveloped.

      Catmon: Etsoy hotspring is a good spot. DO bring a date though as you'll probably be the only people in there. If you never finger banged a 19 year old filipina in a hot spring your missing out on life my bro.

      Sogod/Borbon: Cubabros growing sugercane on the interior, a ghetto beach (NIPA BEACH) on the the coasts. Donations for Cubabros crusade are accepted at the birhen sa antipolo shrine in Barangay Lubo, Borbon Cebu, Cebu Philippines, 6008

      Tabuelan: You can get a boat to Blacks here. Maravilla beach is worth visit.

      San Remigio: Lots of beach resorts. Lapyahan is a good public beach

      Bogo city: Boat to bantaayan is here....hagnaya port.

      Medellin: walang cocaine dito, pero they have a BAMBOO FOREST! ( or a bamboo poresttttt in pilipino language). The Medellin in Colombia is better frfr nocap. Kawit beach is alright though (it would be better with cocaine!)

      Daanbatayaan: Most northern part of cebu island. Bang your gf in one of the nipa huts on suba beach as the sun goes down.....KIIINOOOOOOOO

      Thats it guys, i think I covered enough for today....needed something to do. It gets boring banging all these 19 year olds, had to switch it up and do a public service today. Good day morons and godbless cuba but fuck the communists and the npa, Ron Desantis 2024

      DELETE. We don't want any more white morons coming here.

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    In Manilla, are Havana club in makati and LA cafe in Ermita still operating or did the kung flu kill them?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      cuba

      havana is PATAY (dead, closed)

      Lacafe is still running

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are they any good or have they seen a huge slide in quality.
        Havana closing is no surprise I’m amazed LA cafe survived

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can't report on that, I didn't actually step inside since before the pandemic, I just walked by and it was for sure open.

          Theirs only one way to find out anon. Take your ass over there, scout it out, maybe take a few discreet photos, and report back. Cubabro is curious as to the current state of lacafe. I lost my hooker virginity there many years ago, I have a soft spot for the lacafe even through its flaws and imperfections

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some parting thoughts about the province:

    I fucking hate the province. It's fun once or twice, but it gets annoying after a while. It's hot, theirs bugs everywhere, the roads are shit, people are nosey and clannish, your food choices will be limited, hotels are priced more expensive than the city with non of the amenities. If any of my girls invite me to go to a fiesta in the province or some shit, ITS GONNA BE A NO FROM ME DAWG. It's okay for a weekend getaway at a resort or something, but living in the province or staying in a locals house (unless their rich), ITS A GUNNA BE A NO FRUM ME DAWG.

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cubabro here sharing some more knowledge. Today's topic is MALLS. I know I know.....many of you despise malls because you're coming from America/Europe/Australia and the malls there are dead at best, and souless centers of consumerism at worst...but hear me out. Malls in the Philippines serve many functions. MOST (not all.....all you conyo Filipinos shut the fuck up, sit down and listen) Filipinos can't actually afford anything in the larger malls. They go there because it's one of the few places they can get free aircon/wifi, people watch, window shop, variety of foods etc. They are some of the cleanest and best maintained places in the Philippines. This being said, these are some of the most densely populated places, and if your mission is hunting for a girl/boy/ladyboy WHATEVER, these are great places and must not be overlooked. Not only do malls provide traditional shopping, but they provide fianancial services (money transfers.....western union, money gram etc), and package delivery (DHL, UPS etc), along with being transportaion hubs for public utility vehichles (PUVS). This combination insures these places are always filled with people from opening to close.

    I will share every mall in Cebu city proper with a brief description. Firstly, their are tiers of malls, and you will find a different type of person depending on the tier.
    1. Ayala malls
    2. Sm malls
    3.Robinsons
    4. Gaisano
    5. Random shit. Puregold/fishermall/starmall/ ETC

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cebu city mall list:

    1. Ayala Center: This is the best mall in cebu city. Centrally located in the buisness district and equipped with a beautiful courtyard. Their are many nice hotels situated within walking distance to this malls. Freelance hookers can be found prowling, especially around bo's coffee, tgiFridays, and the Social (bar/lounge located on the top level.....infamous for foreigner hunters). Many food options here ranging from classic Filipino, to Greek. They have a cinema if going to the movies is your thing. Must visit if in Cebu city.

    2. SM CITY: Oldest major mall (I think) in Cebu. Located on Ouano avenue (a main artery of Cebu). Every person will know how to get here by instinct, I would consider this as the proverbial heart of Cebu. The Radisson blu is connected to the mall (nicer hotel with great lobby), and the bayfront hotel is across the street (midrange hotel). The mall itself is showing it's age. They have a bowling alley and cinema for entertaining your family.

    3. SM Seaside: Newest major mall situated on the main road leading out of Cebu City. It's also connected to the newly constructed bridge (CCLEX), so it's the closet major mall to those living/staying in LapuLapu city/Cordova. Nice complex with a kino roof area/lounge. Seaside has a cinema and a ice skating rink. The cebu ocean park is also connected to the mall......an okay aquarium by international standards, but with a nice restaurant attached.....kino views and very instagramable for your girlfriend.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      4. Robinsons Galleria: Located just up the road from SM City. Has a decent hotel attached to the complex (summit galleria) . Has a tgifridays AND denny's (many memories of drunken fights at 3am in my local dennys in Miami.....here in the Philippines its a "classy" resturant LOOOL).

      5. Robinsons Fuente: Located in Osmena circle, right up the street from the infamous mango square. On the first floor, theirs a vendor who sells "TOBACCO" pipes and rolling papers.....other than that it's not much in there except your standard fastfood and grocery store.

      6. Parkmall: Located in Mandaue adjacent to BAI hotel. Mixed indoor/outdoor mall with a grocery store and lots of food options. Major transportation hub for PUV's. Good people watching in the afternoon for a more local flavor

      7. City Times square: This can be considered part of parkmall as it right across the street. Outdoor stripmall type......has a few good bars and restaurants attached. Queensland hotel is here as well, for all your short time boomboom needs.

      8. Pacific mall MANDAUE: Located just off the bridge coming from lapulapu city. Medium sized mall with your standard Jolibee/chowking offerings. Transportation hub for those headed into the northern suburbs of cebu

      9. J Centre Mall (Jmall): Medium sized mall located in Mandaue. Most notable feature is their Bureau of Immigration office. If you live here as a foreigner for a while you will need to come here eventually. Decent hotel attached, and a nice bar (SENTRAL) located 1 minute walk away.

      10. Elizabeth mall (Emall): Located adjacent to the south bus terminal. Smaller mall. Has a ghetto public school (ACT) attached, good place to people watch. For some reason I see ALOT of Africans in this mall, I can't fucking explain it, but I'm working on figuring it out.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        11. Ayala Central Block: Newer mall situated in IT park across the street from the park social and sugbu mercado. Lots of call center people open to foreigners around this area. Make sure to tell your driver AYALA in IT PARK, because if you just say "Ayala" they will take you to the Ayala center for sure.
        12. JY Centre: Smaller mall in the Lahug neighborhood with a few food options, and a Mcdonalds for the Amerimutts. This is mainly used a jump off point for those going up into the mountains to see the TOPS viewpoint. Lots of motortaxi drivers will hang out here and try to take you up the mountain on a tour

        13. Gaisano country mall: Outdoor Shopping area located in Mandaue. I've driven by this many times but never went in, so I can't really report as to what's there, but it IS THERE.

        14. Gaisano Main/138 mall/Colonade: I've included these all together as they are in the same general vicinity (walking distance). All three of these are on, or very near to Colon street. Most Gaisano "malls" are not really malls so to speak, but more like big department stores. 138 and colonade sell a bunch of cheap knockoff shit from China, but theirs some good looking girls in there I'LL TELL YOU WHATTTTT

        15.Gaisano Tisa/Gaisano jai alai/Gaisano mandaue central/Gaisano mandaue north: YEA theirs like 10 of these things in the greater Cebu area, I'm sure I'm missing some, so cebuBros correct me if I'm missing anything. These are more ghetto malls, your gonna see lots of flip flops, basketball shorts, knockoff basketball jerseys, and ankle bracelets. No frills here, this is a mall for locals.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          16. SM Consalacion: Smaller Sm mall located on the northern outskirts of Cebu. Kind of out the way if your staying in the city center, but it's the last stop before you start heading into the northern provinces.

          17. Marina Mall: Located in LapuLapu city. This is mall in closet proximity to the airport. Standard jolibee/ chowking affair, nothing special. Their is another mall across the street (it's a gaisano mall), but as their is ANOTHER gaisano mall located a few meters down the road, I refer to both as Marina mall. The drivers have lived in the neighbnorhood their whole life and they still get the 2 malls mixed up, so just say Marina mall.

          18. Gaisano Island mall: Located on lapu lapu a few meters from marina mall.....Known locally as Island mall. Theirs a beauru of immigration office inside, so if you live in lapulapu, its much more convient than going all the way into the city for your visa extensions.

          19. Tamiya: This is an outdoor outlet style mall. On google maps, this is marked as "THE SHOPS AT PUEBLO VERDE", or "PUEBLO VERDE". If you tell a driver to take you to Pueblo verde, he will look at you like your stupid. For some reason everyone calls this area tamiya, you have to say tamiya or they won't know where the fuck you're talking about. I have many fond memories in Tamiya. Pre-pandemic they used to have a disco and a restobar in here, and I picked up quite a few girls just drinking in front of the 7/11 there (not hookers just horny young women). It's a bit more subdued now, but it's still a major transportation hub for LapuLapu city and they have several large factories nearby, so this place gets packed with people in the late afternoon. LOTS OF BEAUTIFUL GIRLS who work in factories making 200 dollars a month praying and hoping you'll save them can be found in this area. Try to brighten up their life, but don't take advantage please.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            20. Grandmall Basak: Ghetto mall in the Basak neighborhood of lapulapu. Lots of boomers in here for some reason. They have alot of subdivisions nearby if you want to rent a house for a decent price.

            21. Grandmall Cordova: It's not a mall, its a fucking department store. Somebody told me that if you go to the 7/11 just down the street in poblacion (just tell kuya 7/11 poblacion), horny girls will come to you and PICK YOU UP if you wait around long enough. LOL

            Thats it guys I covered mostly everything, If I missed anything feel free to chime in. Godbless Cuba and 7/11 (only in the) Philippines

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              This video is dedicated the the 7/11 in Tamiya and the 7/11 in poblacion cordova

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hi local here, a lot of africans are in emall because its in close vicinity to Southwestern University, a lot of indian and african med students hang out at emall because its one of the first stops from the jeepneys that pass by the school

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks anon, appreciate having a local contribute.

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    just fucked this pinay that spent the entire time on her phone
    I even flipped her over into prone bone and she still kept texting
    she asked me if I could hurry up in this sort of bitchy broken english, and something about it made me blow the biggest load I've summoned up in probably a year
    she was surprised apparently, cause she sort of jumped and squeaked/gasped when I went off inside of her, then she looked really disappointed and annoyed and just stood up and pulled her panties on, didn't even wash it out
    >ok give me money now
    is what she says to me, holding her hand out
    1500 pesos in her little paw, and she scurries out without another word
    never seen anything quite like that before
    I wanted to tell her she was speed running becoming a single mother, but I doubt she would have understood a thing

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably was a busy night and she had clients booked and waiting

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fucked a (local) chink hooker who got on her phone in the middle. You'd think they'd realise that providing good service brings repeat customers, but I guess intelligent women don't become hookers.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure she knows that you just came in her hence the annoyance. She just wanted to get out there asap and would deal with the situation on her own lol

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, you can't blame the people living there. The deep truth is that most foreign companies are taking advantage of that country. Imagine paying hundreds of dollars for a shitty 10mbps internet connection because the ISP is partly foreign-owned and the price is only inflated because of the high fees imposed by the foreign owner.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Imagine paying hundreds of dollars for a shitty 10mbps internet connection because the ISP is partly foreign-owned
      >partly foreign-owned
      lol
      lmao even

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it worth dressing a little nicer than the average coomer tourist in his flip flops and shorts wearing pants, collared shirts, and leather shoes - or is that just asking to get robbed?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like anyone with an ounce of sophistication would see you as a huge toolbag. Reminds me of serpentza wandering around in cheap suits in his videos when he has literally no reason to be dressed that way, trying to play the Big White Man. In reality, anyone with half a brain can detect right away he's just an LBH.

      You can dress casually enough to be comfortable in a tropical climate without being a complete tryhard about it. Lose the flip flops and invest in decent clothes. They don't have to be the most expensive ones you can afford either.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think loafers and an oxford shirt screams "huge toolbag" - although I agree with you on Serpentza's cheap suit.

        I was just wondering if dressing in the boomer coomer uniform (t-shirt, shorts, flip flops) was a rational decision to mitigate a target on their back they have from being a white guy in a red light area.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oxford shirts are good, I think they fall into the definition of "comfortable." They're a staple of my own wardrobe, though of course I'm just a random retard on the internet. If you look like you put just a little bit more effort into your appearance than the average sweaty begpacker loser or decrepit coomer, you'll probably be alright.
          >You can dress casually enough to be comfortable in a tropical climate without being a complete tryhard about it
          By this I meant you should dress casually enough to be comfortable in a tropical climate, there's no need to overdress with business attire, as long as you develop a sense of style. Which admittedly, is easier said than done.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you'll probably be alright.
            To what extent does it increase the chances of people trying to fuck with you, or does that just go with the territory of being a white guy in SEA?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most people just dress what’s comfortable to them. Unless you are planning to spend most of your time inside air-conned facilities, you’re most likely going to soak your clothes in sweat which is not a very nice sight.

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever recommended me makati.
    Fuck you, that place is a shithole. Should have stayed in Taguig Bgc where normal people live. Some of you truly have no issue fucking the most subhuman of creatures.

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cubabro...

    Had to go to manila for some business.....stopped in lacafe and holy shit. I walked out as soon as I walked in. More dicks than chick's and the chick's looked TERRIBLE. I mean, their was always ugly girls in there but you could find some.good ones from time to time......now, it's over for real for real.

    Got attacked by a street dog, had to.kick it in the face, and the street touts are fucking relentless even though I can pass for.filipino. Annoying

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cubabro....decided to give lacafe 1 last chance, at it seems to always come through for me.

      Nice looking 24 year old callcenter supervisor daylighting (she works at night) at the bar. She didn't really seem like the type you would normally see at lacafe, BUT THEIRS ALWAYS DIAMONDS IN THE ROUGH, FUCKING ALWAYS. This girl even had her own car which surprised the fuck out of me....never saw a filipina selling pussy that had a car.

      Anyway, she recently broke up with her Singaporean boyfriend because he cheated (welcome to the Philippines), so she decided to get back at him by fucking dudes in a bar? I don't ask to many questions, she looked good though that's all I care. Slim thing with a tight vagina.

      We actually had a nice conversation after we had sex.....she said that this isnt permanent, and she's kinda bummed because she's college educated and she has to go to a place like lacafe (she called it a dump and rightfully so) to earn extra money......she's out here in the city making it by herself so as she said "it is what it is po". At least she gets to choose the guys she fucks unlike those working in ktvs/brothels.

      WELL HERES TO YOU GIRL. Cheers. Goodluck and godspeed wherever you may go. I respect you as a human being even if you chose to sell your body.....it is what it is po

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of course they will price discriminate. All they do is scam westerners.

    Everywhere. I go to the province and motorcycles and trikes try to charge me 5x-10x local price, then back each other up when I try to use another one.

    I go to take a tour and the guides charge me 5x. I tell him I am going with other Filipinos and he just gets butthurt. Then he dares to ask for a fucking tip after, despite getting his scam price.

    Go to eat some street BBQ and the lady tells me 100 pesos for each stick. Locals get it for 20. Just casual scamming. I almost flipped her stall over.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Go to eat some street BBQ and the lady tells me 100 pesos for each stick. Locals get it for 20. Just casual scamming. I almost flipped her stall over.
      In these situations, I tell them I was there a few months ago and they charged me 25. They go, okay, 50. I laugh and tell them it better be delicious this time and they'll laugh too.
      I don't mind overpaying a little because I get better service and I like to think it makes me more "useful" [ie maybe they'll stick up for me in a bad situation if they make money off of me].
      But most often I send my girl to buy whatever it is and get the local price. I never travel to Philippines without lining up a harem of local girls before I even arrive. That's kind of the point of going there.

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whats up with these flip retards just standing around and loitering all day? They just fucking stand there, sometimes sit, doing nothing. All day long.

    Just waiting for.....something to happen? I don't know. What the fuck are they doing? How do they survive? Who is busting their ass to support them, while they do literally nothing?

    At least the begging street children are hustling and trying to keep busy. These random 20-ish year old guys just hanging out?

    What the fuck is this phenomena, and why don't they get a fucking life?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had that same feeling in Bulgaria. I see these "people" sitting on benches in the park (or standing on a corner) like zombies not reading, people watching or even looking at their phones, just sitting there with a blank look.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just comprehend the level of mental malaise they must have to be able to just sit and stare at their tiny, shitty little street all day long, forever.

      What type of poverty traumatized low IQ mush must their brains be composed of, to be able to just perch for 12 hour a day doing nothing at all.

      Is it just a declaration of being physically present, and the habitation being occupied? Is that how fucking shitty this place is that if somebody doesn't just sit in their doorstep all day long, they will get robbed or evicted?

      How do they afford alcohol? Who is giving them redhorse? How does a do-nothing retard who stands around all day afford big bottles of redhorse? Do they just exploit their family members who do work? Is that the scam?

      it's their day off/break.
      there's 100 million of them crammed into an archipelago the size of AZ, so you come accross these kinds more than usual.

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just comprehend the level of mental malaise they must have to be able to just sit and stare at their tiny, shitty little street all day long, forever.

    What type of poverty traumatized low IQ mush must their brains be composed of, to be able to just perch for 12 hour a day doing nothing at all.

    Is it just a declaration of being physically present, and the habitation being occupied? Is that how fucking shitty this place is that if somebody doesn't just sit in their doorstep all day long, they will get robbed or evicted?

    How do they afford alcohol? Who is giving them redhorse? How does a do-nothing retard who stands around all day afford big bottles of redhorse? Do they just exploit their family members who do work? Is that the scam?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How do they afford alcohol? Who is giving them redhorse? How does a do-nothing retard who stands around all day afford big bottles of redhorse? Do they just exploit their family members who do work? Is that the scam?
      Is this a serious question?
      They are supported by family members, including overseas workers and western simps
      When you give her money to "support the family" most of it goes to lazy alcoholic relatives

      Young men loitering around is a common sight also in Africa, when you have low IQ you can't figure anything better to do

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't been to Manila in a while......I forgot how many street people their are by the US embassy....it kinda breaks your heart but my heart has been hardened from being here to long.

    I played basketball right there by the Bayfront hotel across from the embassy......their was this tomboyish looking 18 year old street girl with. No shoes who challenged me to 1 on 1.....I gotta say she was pretty damn good, she crossed me up a few times but I still had to destroy her just because im not letting a 18 year old filipina best me.

    Another street girl probably around the same age challenged me to that Filipino hackey sack volleyball game......sepak keraw I think? She whooped my ass there, not gonna lie. She asked me to buy her a cigarette for her reward.....sure why not. Then she challenged me to a rap battle, it was fucking hilarious

    You know sometimes you have to treat people like humans. These people get literally walked over at best, and exploited at worst. I hope those 2 girls will be alright, whatever happens in the future. Maybe thats why cubabro has never had any problems In the Philippines....sometimes a simple "good morning" or "evening" goes a long way. The trick is you have to know how to be generous but also set boundaries. Give them just enough so they won't hate you, but don't give em so much that don't need you.

    Good luck and God speed girls....love from cuba

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You bang both of 'em at the same time?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't bang either one of them, I'm not that low, plus they were on that borderline of being underage. I doubt they even had ID......hotels will ask for IDs from girls especially if they look like obvious hookers/street girls. The girl I banged today, they didn't ask her for ID but only because she was dressed like an office worker and didn't give off hooker vibes....she just looked like my girlfriend

        Imagine trying to bring a borderline underage street girl with no shoes into a nice hotel.....yea that's not a good look my bro

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >borderline underage street girl with no shoes
          Based?
          But yeah I probably wouldn't be taking her back to my hotel room, you can't rent a cheap place to bang a girl for an hour or two in the Philippines? I figured you could just duck into some sleazy backstreet motel and no questions would be asked.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean you could, they have plenty of shirt time hotels, but why even risk it if they are suspected underage....the staff could snitch on you and cause you all sorts of problems. Plenty of legit 18 year Olds, no need to dabble in murky waters.

            You fuck a kid, she has you by the balls. If she's smart she'll try to extort you, and if your smart you'll give her whatever she asks for. You really wanna be in a Filipino jail for fucking kids ?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >she was 17 years, 364 days and 23 hours old you sick fuck!
              Why are people like this.
              When I think kiddie fucker I think of one of the sick fucks finding 12yos to abuse, not some dude who gets tricked by some 17yo jailbait.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yea I get what your saying. I mean.the age of consent is like 14-16 in most of the world, so its not unheard of, but it's 18 for foreigners in the Philippines.....the law is the law even if you think its wrong.....but if you wanna risk it to get that young biscuit then go ahead.....just don't cry if you end up getting extorted and don't say no one warned you

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >for foreigners
                Once again I am discriminated against as a Farang.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go ahead and try it then. See what happens. You think this hasn't happened before?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are that low you fornication and ruin females

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >seething ricecel
            You're not going to marry some streetgirl waif anyways so not sure why you're so mad.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            How exactly did I ruin her? By showing her how to properly shoot a basketball and talking to her like a normal human being for a half an hour without asking for anything ?

            That's probably the most love and respect she's ever been shown in her short life, and I didn't need to put my penis anywhere near her to do it you fucking moron

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, I've been to Manila quite a few times and never heard of this lacafe place, I'm staying quite near. Can I go there without being constantly hounded just for beers and watching the chaos unfold?
    Burgos and Poblacion are fucking dead, I've been there a few times in the last 2 weeks. My usual cheap goto bars have like 3 people in them each (12 midnight). Poblacion is now filled with local richkids happy to pay near western prices for drinks. There are barely any farang around and it's the holidays? Hard to find someone slightly normal (lol) to chat with, whether it be a local or farang.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a pretty informal spot....beers are 110- 125 pesos....the waitresses might try to get you to buy an expensive shot of alcohol, but their not pushy. If you take a girl out, she may ask you to buy her a drink (they have to purchase something to sit in the bar). Basically it's a 300 peso barfine, but I've gotten away with not paying it. Quality is hit and miss, usually it's a miss but you'll find good looking girls in there.....I've noticed on weekdays strangely enough it's better as its less people and more regular girls in there with normal civilian jobs trying to make extra cash.....weekends it appeared to be a bunch of tired pros.

      If you walk up the street towards remedios circle though, YOU WILL get hounded by street touts trying to get you to go into overpriced ktv/strip joints. Had a dude follow me for 10 minutes straight, they are fuxking persistent and goddamn annoying, but just ignore them and politely decline, unless of course you are interested in overpriced ktvs.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a pretty informal spot....beers are 110- 125 pesos....the waitresses might try to get you to buy an expensive shot of alcohol, but their not pushy. If you take a girl out, she may ask you to buy her a drink (they have to purchase something to sit in the bar). Basically it's a 300 peso barfine, but I've gotten away with not paying it. Quality is hit and miss, usually it's a miss but you'll find good looking girls in there.....I've noticed on weekdays strangely enough it's better as its less people and more regular girls in there with normal civilian jobs trying to make extra cash.....weekends it appeared to be a bunch of tired pros.

      If you walk up the street towards remedios circle though, YOU WILL get hounded by street touts trying to get you to go into overpriced ktv/strip joints. Had a dude follow me for 10 minutes straight, they are fuxking persistent and goddamn annoying, but just ignore them and politely decline, unless of course you are interested in overpriced ktvs.

      I just went to LACAFE in September
      Quality is mostly a miss.
      I met Angel who is probably the best one there and she knows it. She's like a high 7 to low 8.
      I had another but she had big feet and big nipples on a small body. Weird af. But pretty face.

      The hotel is right next door. Be forewarned there is no toilet paper.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Best 3sum I ever had in my life was from lacafe.
        A really brown Filipina with a Spanish looking white Filipina
        Both bi, both great looking, was a great night.

        Got weird in the morning g the white one stayed longer, and spoke for hours about how she loves to meet Australian men and fuck them in the ass with strapons. Like an obsessive fetish.
        She wouldn’t shut up about it, even when I told her I think Australians are trashy people.

        I couldn’t fuck her after that, but it was a great 3sum

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's this 18 AoC coming from? Everything I can find online says they raised it from 12 to 16, which is reasonable. But I can't see anything that say it's 18 now.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes I know it says 16, but it's 18

      I researched this the very first time I went to the Philippines....I was 22 and their was a 17 year old girl chatting me up, so I did look I into it.

      Basically it used to be 12, but only if the parents also consented. It was basically meant for religious minorities, if the girl got married off at 12, she technically could "consent"

      Don't ask me the exact law, but it basically says that you cannot be in private with anyone under 18 without the express consent of the parents......so if you pick up some random 16 year off the street and take her to your room, it's still considered illegal

      Dudes get locked up for 16 year Olds here often, read the news bro

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was never really 12. If you fucked a 12 year old girl before you'd still go to jail. It had some weird rules, but I think that if you were under 18 and fucked a 12 year old, you wouldn't face any legal repercussions.

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Section 10 (b) of RA 7610 prohibits any person to be in the company of “a minor, 12 years or under or who is 10 years or more his junior in any public or private place, hotel, motel, beer joint, discotheque, cabaret, pension house, sauna or massage parlor, beach and/or other tourist resort or similar places.” (KAL)

    So I guess if your 23 you can be with a year old? BUT WAIT THERES MORE

    https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/international-travel/emergencies/arrest-detention/crimes-against-minors.html

    It's 18 bro.....just trust me....keep it kosher, plenty of 18 year Olds in the Philippines

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a way to rent a travel gf in the Philippines?

    I want a chick to travel with, be my Instagram photographer and fuck me every night.

    How do I get this kind of setup while I travel and how much would it cost?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s what Philippines is known for, as opposed to ST of Thailand.

      Tinder passport, hinge, etc are best. Screen any girls you meet- there’s a lot of e-scammers in Philippines.
      Once you get 1 or 2 girls you know you can spend time with line up dates.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        So just jump on tinder and... start propositioning the girls?

        I'm not white btw, I'm pajeet

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I’m pajeet
          Sorry m8, you’re gonna have a hard time. Flips are absolutely repulsed by jeets

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I figured as much.

            It’s hard being pajeet, damn.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Best make up some shit about being in Bollywood cinema or some other utter lies

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Or.become a loanshark

            I've seen those pajeet loansharks with some beautiful ones for real for real nocap

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >im pajeet
          Daymn bro. I feel bad for you. Good luck

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to bang a bunch of Filipinas but I have a girlfriend. How do I remedy this?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Break up with gf.
      Become a mongering hobbyist.

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cubabro....holy shit guys I just nearly shit my pants

    Got back to cebu tonight.....the airport in manila was an absolute zoo.....took three hours of waiting in line just to get my ticket. Finally got to cebu and the line for taxis was a mile long......decided to use one of those semi scam flat rate taxis.....double the rate but you don't have to wait in line....it's only 5 bucks extra so who cares....thats what I was thinking.

    Got in an unmarked car, made chitchat with the driver....he seemed nice. Dropped me off in my subdivision, but the guard just waved him because he was in a normal car and he was assuming he was a friend and didn't get his ID

    2 hours later i realize.......FUCK I LEFT MY 3000 DOLLAR LAPTOP WITH ALL MY WORK FILES IN THE FUCKING CAR.

    Go back to the guard shack to see if he returned it there......nothing. At this point I'm quietly accepting that I'm fucked, but decided to go back to the airport in one last ditch effort. Didn't have much hope considering he I didn't get the plate number or remember the guys name even though he told me

    Go to where he picked me up and it's a ghost town......see some cops and explain to them the situation and the fact that pretty much my life is on the computer. Hand them 1000 pesos.....they say "oh yea we know those people, let us take you to their office"

    They take me in the back of their car to the terminal building into an office where I explain to the manager or whatever what happened.....the only thing I could remember is the driver told me he lived in a certain barangay....they looked up their records for whoever lived there and look who I saw....the driver. They cops called him up.....he found the laptop.....if he just didn't notice it or if was trying to scheme I will never truly know.

    "Don't worry sir we will get it for you"

    An hour later, unmarked car pulls up, hands me my bag, and I hand the cop 2 thousand pesos

    Happy ending to what would of been a shitty night otherwise

    TRY THAT IN CUBA

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Im not reading your reddit spaced autism

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Want a coomer story instead pare?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cubabro may be ESL, but you are actually a retard. "le reddit spacing", shut up gay.

        It's easier to read shit when it's spaced out and not in some word pile mess.

        Did you not pass the third grade and learn about paragraphs? Or did they not teach you those in your """special""" classes?

        Retard.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cubabro....holy shit guys I just nearly shit my pants

          Got back to cebu tonight.....the airport in manila was an absolute zoo.....took three hours of waiting in line just to get my ticket. Finally got to cebu and the line for taxis was a mile long......decided to use one of those semi scam flat rate taxis.....double the rate but you don't have to wait in line....it's only 5 bucks extra so who cares....thats what I was thinking.

          Got in an unmarked car, made chitchat with the driver....he seemed nice. Dropped me off in my subdivision, but the guard just waved him because he was in a normal car and he was assuming he was a friend and didn't get his ID

          2 hours later i realize.......FUCK I LEFT MY 3000 DOLLAR LAPTOP WITH ALL MY WORK FILES IN THE FUCKING CAR.

          Go back to the guard shack to see if he returned it there......nothing. At this point I'm quietly accepting that I'm fucked, but decided to go back to the airport in one last ditch effort. Didn't have much hope considering he I didn't get the plate number or remember the guys name even though he told me

          Go to where he picked me up and it's a ghost town......see some cops and explain to them the situation and the fact that pretty much my life is on the computer. Hand them 1000 pesos.....they say "oh yea we know those people, let us take you to their office"

          They take me in the back of their car to the terminal building into an office where I explain to the manager or whatever what happened.....the only thing I could remember is the driver told me he lived in a certain barangay....they looked up their records for whoever lived there and look who I saw....the driver. They cops called him up.....he found the laptop.....if he just didn't notice it or if was trying to scheme I will never truly know.

          "Don't worry sir we will get it for you"

          An hour later, unmarked car pulls up, hands me my bag, and I hand the cop 2 thousand pesos

          Happy ending to what would of been a shitty night otherwise

          TRY THAT IN CUBA

          >doesn't know how to properly space paragraphs
          hello samefag.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is this better??

            Cubabro holy shit guys I just nearly shit my pants
            Got back to cebu tonight the airport in manila was an absolute zoo.....took three hours of waiting in line just to get my ticket Finally got to cebu and the line for taxis was a mile long decided to use one of those semi scam flat rate taxis double the rate but you don't have to wait in line it's only 5 bucks extra so who cares thats what I was thinking
            Got in an unmarked car made chitchat with the driver he seemed nice Dropped me off in my subdivision, but the guard just waved him because he was in a normal car and he was assuming he was a friend and didn't get his ID
            2 hours later i realize FUCK I LEFT MY 3000 DOLLAR LAPTOP WITH ALL MY WORK FILES IN THE FUCKING CAR
            Go back to the guard shack to see if he returned it there nothing At this point I'm quietly accepting that I'm fucked, but decided to go back to the airport in one last ditch effort. Didn't have much hope considering he I didn't get the plate number or remember the guys name even though he told me
            Go to where he picked me up and it's a ghost town......see some cops and explain to them the situation and the fact that pretty much my life is on the computer. Hand them 1000 pesos.....they say "oh yea we know those people, let us take you to their office"
            They take me in the back of their car to the terminal building into an office where I explain to the manager or whatever what happened.....the only thing I could remember is the driver told me he lived in a certain barangay....they looked up their records for whoever lived there and look who I saw the driver. They cops called him up he found the laptop if he just didn't notice it or if was trying to scheme I will never truly know
            "Don't worry sir we will get it for you"
            An hour later, unmarked car pulls up, hands me my bag, and I hand the cop 2 thousand pesos
            Happy ending to what would of been a shitty night otherwise

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Holy shit I don't care

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You dodged a bullet there friend

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn you’re retarded

  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lads the online dating scene is just fucked.

    300+ messages and not a single one WASNT a scammer.

    How do I coom in the Philippines?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      there must be something wrong with you, I go online on pinalove and get a dozen messages in an hour and just pick the cutest one to invite over and fuck

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stand in front of 711 with cubabro and watch the moths fly into the lamp

  39. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >been in this country for a total of 3 years
    >never ever been approached about any kind of drugs
    >not even 2 days in Phuket
    >offered drugs 3 times already

  40. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do i lose my virginity there? i'm going soon.
    t. half-asian american

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      filipinas are retarded, so you don't have to game them that much to sleep with them
      they are perfect training wheels for your situation, just don't tell anybody you are a virgin

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally just show up. That's it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell them you love them and want to marry them. They eat that shit up.

  41. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread was a nice wakeup call. I was almost fooled by youtube videos making the country and residents seem nice.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve heard from the locals that many travel vloggers hype up the Philippines because it gives their channels a lot of traffic from Filipino viewers. Also pumps up their national pride and plays to that.

      That being said, I found El Nido to be the most beautiful tropical biome I have ever visited.

      Literally just show up. That's it.

      Yeah pretty much. You can even be more aggressive in saying you like people and want to go on a date. Super high win rate if they know you are a foreigner. When I went to the club, one of the Filipinas in our friend group would make out with Filipino Americans, Arabs, and Euros (extremely rare). What matters most is really just being a foreigner. They always assumed that American is just one race. I always think of my ethnicity in terms of roots but Filipinos assume American is the race.

      Tell them you love them and want to marry them. They eat that shit up.

      Literally true lol

      If you are too playboy-ish they will hesitate I found

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I’ve heard from the locals that many travel vloggers hype up the Philippines because it gives their channels a lot of traffic from Filipino viewers. Also pumps up their national pride and plays to that.
        So its like what youtubers do about India. Hype up a shithole because no one actually likes their shithole

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          by now you should realize that 99% of bloggers/vloggers/influencers are paid shills

  42. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Similar experience in Vietnam but learned it’s only in tourist traps. At the airport, the Taxi booth fuckers were hounding to bring me to my hotel in Saigon district 1 for 450,000 dong. Download grab and it will be 70,000 dong. Also never go to Ben Thanh Market. They harass the fuck out of you and will try to charge you like 400k dong for a teeshirt when in reality it’s no more than 60k and all the shoe guys around that area that basically rip the shoes off of your feet to clean and repair them and the. Will try to ask for 500k. I went to other markets and areas outside of the tourist zones and they were honest and charged local prices. All in all it was a great time though.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The IQ test is to understand that this happens in most third world shithole in certain enclaves. Most of the time in SEA atleast, people are honest.

  43. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I'm actually raised Catholic, does it help with smashing Filipina pussy

    Part of the raison d'etre going to the Philippines is retracing my grandfather' steps in WW2 as an American GI - but another part (as a Lousiana boy) is smashing exotic poon.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has little impact because the most important part is that you are a foreigner who is rich and exotic physically to them.

      Probably only matters if you want to leverage false promises of you marrying them, but I found that they asked what religion I was after we had already smashed.

  44. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have enough stamina or cum for this place. If I had infinite vitality I could fuck from morning to midnight and never pay a dime. I have never seen or met so many thirsty, slutty, baby rabies afflicted women in my life. I am taking a break for a couple days because my dick is literally chuffed and my soul feels worn out from cumming too many times.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      eventually you reach the higher level and realize that you don't need to coom 24/7 even when unlimited pussy is available
      just like you don't need and shouldn't eat 24/7 even when unlimited food is available

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have been there. It happened to me when I lived in Thailand also. Went from drowning in pussy for two months to volcel since I was sick of it and disgusted with myself.

        The problem in the Philippines is that none of the women are on birth control and I want to rape them pregnant the instant I see them. With thais it's just recreation. With pinays every fuck is a possible act of reproduction and it fucks with my brain and my libido.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          why go to extremes? why don't just coom when feel like it

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because its bad for your psyche and bad karma to fuck diseased whores or naive girls. You will pay the toll

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              it was other guys fucking 24/7, not me, I advocate moderation

              anyway not my problem since I only fuck young and clean whores instead of diseased roasties

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day through syphilis(in Roblox)

  45. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    My brothers in Christ I too have discovered the joys of celibacy after too much time in Thailand

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mfw I lived in Thailand for three months and didn't have sex
      Girls are too ugly tbh

  46. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it worth marrying a filipina?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. They get fat stupid and worthless even faster then white women once you put a ring on them and start supporting them.

  47. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it easy to sleep with Pinays on the first date? My one experience was with a girl who had a rule against it and then turned up at my hotel room uninvited the next day to fuck.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >My one experience was with a girl who had a rule against it and then turned up at my hotel room uninvited the next day to fuck.
      lol that happened to me too
      it was like she realized she fucked up and that I wouldn't be interested if she was going to play hard to get, and just came over and offered her pussy to me before she went to work
      wound up seeing her for two months, so I guess her gambit worked

      to answer your question, fucking on the first date is pretty much the standard I encountered, women expected it and prepared for it, and were disappointed/upset and angry if I didn't take them home to my apartment after a night of doing (whatever), many of the women who date foreigners are using them for entertainment, and getting fucked by a foreigner is what they are hoping for and looking for ultimately

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm surprised you incels have time to write these love stories you being so busy servicing the hookers

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pipe down ricel.

  48. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >friend wants her 19 year old virgin sister to stay with me over Christmas break, because the 19 year old doesn't want to go to province with her
    >"I know you will keep her entertained hhheehe"
    >I'm not a babysitter, why can't she stay at your apartment? She's an adult
    >"she will get bored there! You can play video game with her"
    >uhhh...how does she feel about it?
    >"she likes you so it's okay"

    What type of scam am I being roped into here? Is big sister going to demand pesos from me after she comes back and little sister has been cherry popped and inseminated? It feels like some sort of setup, just not sure exactly what the angle is.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It feels like some sort of setup, just not sure exactly what the angle is.
      she wants you to run that bitch through her paces so she can pimp her out to foreigners for cash money. so your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to teach her to deep throat cock (very important), intermediate anal (a few anal orgasms under her belt), and deep submission and choking. good luck.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh and as another anon pointed out expect a pregnancy scam at some point.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think this exactly what it is. I think the sister is definitely not a virgin (anymore), and is probably already pregnant and they want to pin it on me and get a big payout.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >pin it on me and get a big payout
            ANAL IT IS

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure thing this happened

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It did, I'm the 19 year old

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      break her in retard.

  49. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    https://www.ulsterinstitute.org/ebook/THE%20INTELLIGENCE%20OF%20NATIONS%20-%20Richard%20Lynn,%20David%20Becker.pdf

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      OH KEK IT’S THIS AGAIN HAHAHAH

      SAS-IQ is basically their educational attainment: they’re extremely unintellectual, and if you look up how garbage their public schools are, you will understand why.
      Did you know they use fucking English as a teaching medium when 2/3rds of the country cannot even write a short essay in proper English? Did you know extensive reading is close to non-existent? 90% of their 10 year olds cannot even read or barely understand English. Imagine if 10 year old Americans had to use Spanish on their tests. That’s how fucked up it is.

      If anything this shows that their genetic IQ is truly roughly 90. Nothing to brag about but it’s nowhere near as dumb as what you claim. Using educational attainment to gauge a final IQ score is quite dumb when educational attainment has shitton of external factors beyond the genetics of the students and can deviate tremendously from the non-verbal IQ scores. Look up educational attainment of Flips in the US and Canada. They do almost 1:1 with whites(sometimes better), even their poor ones outperform poor whites at times.
      https://randomcriticalanalysis.com/2015/05/21/some-quick-plots-pertaining-to-various-asian-ethnic-groups/
      >inb4 hurrdurr ur a flip

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        1. You are a flip
        2. This justifies exactly what I said.

        They have an anti-intellectual, anti-productive culture. The hardworking/productive ones leave on purpose because the other 95% are literally retarded (by choice or by nature) and incapable or unwilling to take care of themselves and would rather rely on scamming and charity and pressuring family.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          God you’re retarded if this is your actual take.
          They don’t have much high-paying jobs. Even managerial positions pay peanuts. Even obtaining loans such as mortgages are close to impossible for the average person. This is why they go abroad, because sometimes it’s the only way to make it, to get their family out of poverty. And it’s not even the smartest who mainly go abroad either. It’s basically average people.
          The country does not have much foreign capital(yet) either, which provides stable, decently paying jobs. This is due to high electricity costs, poor infrastructure(which has only recently gained much needed attention), poor logistics as a result of the former, and LatAm-levels of retarded corruption. Even being a farmer is a pain in the ass due to retarded regulations and restrictions. It’s neither helping that the billionaires are mostly rent-seekers resorting to real-estates instead of tech and manufacturing.
          It’s not a coincidence it’s one of the lowest exporting countries in the region.
          Only recently has some things changed for the better
          >1. You are a flip
          No

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's no money to loan out because there's no savings because you don't produce more than you consume

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >thinking loans come from deposited savings
              My little goy can't be this cute

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is having an average IQ of ~90-92 something to be proud of?

  50. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >This means that there's a culture of sitting around being an unproductive retards
    this actually sounds promising, if you get a young enough waifu, you can teach her to be a productive non-retard, right?

  51. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Welcome to the third world, enjoy your stay.

  52. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Useful Philippines trick #416
    >1 cup of rice and chicken can soak up enough antifreeze to kill any annoying barking dog in 3 or 4 days, from kidney failure.

  53. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >run AC during the day for a month
    >electric bill $200
    top kek this place is a fucking shithole, no wonder everybody is poor as fuck

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still can't believe how fucking bad their energy situation is. They'll never be developed at that rate.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      is that for a large place and AC running full blast or wtf

  54. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This person isn't white

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weird that they delete the troll post about eating dog but leave the post with instructions on how to poison dogs. There's a bad jannie on this board who should step back and getting so personal about the SEA threads. It shit posts, sobers up, and deletes its shit posts.

  55. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Flip government is beyond retarded. They just signed this SIM registration act that forces everybody to register their sim with their national ID or passport, or it cannot be activated.

    The problem is that about 30% or more of the population of the country is too poor and isolated to get government identification, which means they won't be able to use their mobile phones unless they can somehow get ID, which takes forever and is expensive, and requires a verified address.

    Note that the registration won't accept Barangay ID since they aren't standardized.

    All tourists will have to register for a sim also, which is hilarious.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol yeah, that was the most retarded sms I've ever received. Came to the exact same conclusion.
      Goddamnit flips are so fuckin retarded, i know it, but they keep surprising me almost every day

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        there aren't many non-retarded countries in the world which don't require SIM registration, here flips are just catching up with others

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. impregnation fetishist running out of options
      Oh no bro what are you gonna do now that you need to provide your real name with your phone number? Wouldn’t risk getting a fame passport for that, if your own country catch you with it, your asshole is gonna get huge from the time you will spend in jail.
      God I love seeing losers here getting cockblocked. Their posts really give off tremendous amounts of seethe and cope.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice projection

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’m not the one obsessed with impregnating women you stupid moron. Literal feral moron behavior.

  56. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ostensibly the act is to combat "scammers" but realistically anybody who wants to engage in criminal activity will just pay other people to register the sim for them, and continue on as normal.

    It will only hurt normal people.

  57. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Average Filipino IQ from standardized tests is 70
    >Psychometric tests give them much higher at around 90. The average of the results is around 81.
    This has already been debunked. It has already been determined that the average is 95.

    I just comprehend the level of mental malaise they must have to be able to just sit and stare at their tiny, shitty little street all day long, forever.

    What type of poverty traumatized low IQ mush must their brains be composed of, to be able to just perch for 12 hour a day doing nothing at all.

    Is it just a declaration of being physically present, and the habitation being occupied? Is that how fucking shitty this place is that if somebody doesn't just sit in their doorstep all day long, they will get robbed or evicted?

    How do they afford alcohol? Who is giving them redhorse? How does a do-nothing retard who stands around all day afford big bottles of redhorse? Do they just exploit their family members who do work? Is that the scam?

    Whats up with these flip retards just standing around and loitering all day? They just fucking stand there, sometimes sit, doing nothing. All day long.

    Just waiting for.....something to happen? I don't know. What the fuck are they doing? How do they survive? Who is busting their ass to support them, while they do literally nothing?

    At least the begging street children are hustling and trying to keep busy. These random 20-ish year old guys just hanging out?

    What the fuck is this phenomena, and why don't they get a fucking life?

    Is this your first time in a 3rd world shithole? If you have absolutely no money, so you can't do ANYTHING and you live in a shithole so most likely you don't have a full time job, what the fuck are you supposed to do?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      for some reason in places like Thailand unemployment is really low and people find things to do
      you won't see much youth loitering

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thailand is way richer compared to the Philippines.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes what a surprise, it's like low IQ and laziness of the people affects the economy
          10-20 years ago Thailand was poorer than PH now and you still didn't see people loitering around

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            lol no you dumb moron, the unemployment rate in Thailand was still lower than Philippines today. Thailand has been wealthier per capita than Philippines since the 80s. The main reason Philippines was the “second wealthiest Asian nation” behind Japan in the 60s was because of an artificial exchange rate against the USD, probably the biggest mistake they ever made tbh

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              *the unemployment rate in Thailand 20 years ago was still lower than Philippines today.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thailand has insanely high FDI stock, lot’s of manufacturing jobs, good infrastructure and lots of fertile lands that pay the tenants ridiculous amounts with tremendous government support. Philippines is still cucked from a restrictive land reform that was written by big landowners, and they haven’t really gotten much FDI until very recently. Unsurprisingly, the unemployment rate is going down along with labour participation rate going up. It was actually at its best right before the government went full retard with lockdowns.

        Key takeaway of Thailand and Philippines nowadays is that Thailand’s economy is not very bullish anymore.

  58. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Look, I'm from /int/ and a filipino lawyer. And it's hilarious how double standard these sexpats are.
    Pathetic, the lot of you gays.
    >go to the philippines, it's easy sex! Just say your a foreigner and wave your visa around!!!! I CAN GET WHORES FOR A JOLLIBEE!!
    >WHAT DO YOU MEAN I SHOULD PAY MORE THEN THE AVERAGE FLIP???? REEEE STOP ITT THINGS SHOULD BE CHEEEEEEEAPPPP ADN EASY WHY ARE YOU MAKING THIS HARD FOR ME????????!!!! AAAAAAA STOP IT

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      i didnt say any of that

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno who you are, but that's practically what all these gay coomer sexpats on this board are saying.
        It's hilarious how double standard and hypocritical they are, amazing.
        They abuse their visa and claim the benefits and then complain about the disadvantages when something happens that they dont like. Typical tutorial country mindset

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          What are the imaginary double standards you're thinking about? Let me guess, you think I care if some rich tourist comes to my home country, rents an Airbnb, and fucks the women? Guess again. There are people who care about that but they aren't traveling to Philippines to bang pinays.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >What are the imaginary double standards you're thinking about?
            Have you read this thread?

  59. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The entire economy is based on call centers and whores. That being said I love the Philippines on every level. Amazing country.

    t. Just flew into Manila two weeks ago

  60. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >take filipina to nice restaurant
    >ok you can have anything you want, enjoy
    >"ummm do they have rice?"

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This would be like inviting an American girl to eat and she asks for pasta or pizza. Wtf is wrong with that? I love rice.

  61. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So as an American, you're telling me that if I arrive in the Philippines the first thing I should do is go on Tinder and I am guaranteed Filipina pussy?

    Is it that easy?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally that easy. Their panties drop from being drenched.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'll get more pussy than you'll ever know what to do with. Also walk around malls with bags from expensive stores and chat up local cuties. They will think you're rich that way.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Also walk around malls with bags from expensive stores and chat up local cuties.
        >implying this doesn’t work almost everywhere in the world

  62. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Going to third world country and not expecting subhuman behavior.

  63. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss the Philippines, want to go back and see so many places I didn't get to see.

  64. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if I want an 18 year old virgin wife? I'm British/30/middle class.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Easily done. Just make sure not to marry the first ugly bitch you fuck. You'll have access to thousands of 18 year olds. Be picky.

      I want to marry a Filipina chick I've known for a while but immigration looks like a pain in the ass

      The US is the worst country to go through legal immigration for. Neither dem or gop will fix it or want to make it better. K1 visa costs thousands, if not $10,000. When it's all said and done. The first form alone is $500 just because fuck you. Then it goes down hill from there. The medical check that must be performed in their country can only happen in a "US approved facility" which alone could cost thousands of dollars. Then after several other forms which cost multiple hundreds of dollars, you wait up to a year before complaining to your senator (regardless of party affiliation) and their office will contact the immigration service telling them to hurry the fuck up. Which will prompt a response from immigration Services to actually do their job. If you submitted everything correctly it'll move to the next stage, if not you'll wait 3-6 more months before them requesting more information.
      Then after some miracle your fiance can arrive in the US you'll have 90 days to marry. Then you have to file more forms costing $500 or more per form and wait more. She'll also have to get vaccines that are specifically excluded from insurance which will cost $1000.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want to marry a Filipina chick I've known for a while but immigration looks like a pain in the ass

        Adding to that, it's far easier and faster if you marry before she gets to the US. It'll still cost a shit load, but at least you won't have to wait a year or so.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        > Just make sure not to marry the first ugly bitch you fuck. You'll have access to thousands of 18 year olds. Be picky.
        different anon here, can you elaborate?
        I doubt that 18yo virgins are on Tinder and most of easy girls that you encounter in the malls aren't virgins either. tips for finding a traditional girls?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go out of town. Don’t expect most of them to look good, there are multiple reasons why they are still virgin

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            why wouldn't they look good? I'm talking 18yos, not 28yos
            I hope the reason that they are virgins is that they are traditional

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I've seen so many foreigners pick ugly pig faced, fat nosed, short-stubby, fat, disgustingly round headed, hilariously overly big lipped, dumb women its insane. It's the same story every time;
              >"She's the first one I met online before coming to the Philippines."
              >"I met her right off the plane!"
              Sure, date the first girl that shows interest in you, but DONT MARRY right away. Keep your options open. Let your eyes adjust to whats attractive. This takes about 4-6 months of living among them to know.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                This.
                However, I’ve noticed that foreign men who are long-term dating/married to good looking women are dumb as fuck or basically man-children bitching all the time. These women could land so much better men, it’s actually unbelievable they can keep up with the bullshit of these pathetic losers.
                >be me
                >stay over at hotel in Bantayan
                >owners are a married couple, 45-yo Italian and a 38-yo woman I thought was mid 20s, married for 10 years
                >actually separated because he stopped caring for her 3 years ago
                >literally a man child, the one time I saw him was him walking outside in his fucking underwear, broad daylight
                >in his NEET-shed, occasionally visited by his seperated wife to bring him food, wash his clothes, clean his room, can’t take careof himself
                >wife is actually super kind, clearly depressed because she feels like she’s too old already, childless
                >guy won’t fucking leave back to Italy for some reason

                I won’t be surprised if one of the posters here is him.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                a man child, the one time I saw him was him walking outside in his fucking underwear, broad daylight
                Wut? Most men I know do this.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Adding to that, it's far easier and faster if you marry before she gets to the US. It'll still cost a shit load, but at least you won't have to wait a year or so.

        Fuck me. She would rather stay in the Philippines which I don't mind but I would still like to go to the US with her in tow with me. Thanks for the information.

  65. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to marry a Filipina chick I've known for a while but immigration looks like a pain in the ass

  66. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I developed a Facebook network (fake name) where I live in the Philippines, and women just randomly message me asking to hookup. My condo feels like it has a revolving door for thirsty local women, and they keep wanting to come back once they have got a taste.

    I know at some point this is probably going to blow up in my face, but I get free no effort sex simply from checking my messenger and faceberg once a day.

    I have a feeling this is what it feels like to be an attractive single woman in the usa.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What sort of updates etc are you putting out there?

      It's not a passive account right, you're actively posting and interacting with other posts?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I post some outdoor photos occasionally, and make facebook friends and say hello to people and ask for recommendations on restos and things to see.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice setup
      what's your age, race, height?
      and I guess it's tradition at this point: did you creampie?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        mid 30's, anglo-saxon, 6'
        I've never used a condom in my life, I tell half the chicks I fuck that I'm breeding them to try and get them pregnant, and they mostly love it (typical pinays)
        if you're going to live here having a semi active facebook will get you all the poon you ever want, provided you spend a little time adding friends and groups and being 'seen'

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        mid 30's, anglo-saxon, 6'
        I've never used a condom in my life, I tell half the chicks I fuck that I'm breeding them to try and get them pregnant, and they mostly love it (typical pinays)
        if you're going to live here having a semi active facebook will get you all the poon you ever want, provided you spend a little time adding friends and groups and being 'seen'

        Be careful when doing it without a condom.

        I fucked 26 women in 2021 and 28 in 2022. The vast majority were Filipinas in the Philippines. No hookers.

        I caught chlamydia in 2021 and 2022. It's a slow moving mostly asymptomatic STD, but for me it eventually triggered testicle pain.

        in 2019, i wore condoms and fucked over 50 Filipinas with no issues.

        Bottom line...wear a condom unless you fucked her a few times and are seriously thinking of impregnating a bitch.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll never wear a condom, and I'll definitely never do what a dumbfuck pussy like you tells me to do.
          I've been raw dogging my way through SEA for years and never gave a single shit, not about to start now because your dingleberries ached a little bit after a bout of the clap.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Incel will never wear a condom........whoda thunk?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >y-you're an incel if you don't wear a condom when having sex!
              this narrative has reached a new low

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm a dumbfuck pussy?

            Bitch you high.
            Your days are numbered. You know it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the way to do it. Setup a fake FB account and make sure no one can see your friend's list except for you. I will often send messages through FB, TikTok, Insta, etc. The network will build itself over the course of time.

      I also supplement this by going to the malls where it's really easy to pickup very pretty girls in their teens or early 20's. Just tell them a couple jokes, buy them a coffee or something and they will think you're the greatest guy ever.

      I'm in my 40's and I'm able to do this easily. I can't imagine what it's like being chad here. I will never understand why any guys pay for it when these girls are happy to give it away for free.

  67. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >out at resto
    >watch what Filipinos order
    >Literally just order piles of rice which they eat with their fingers
    What the fuck is wrong with these "people"?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >out at resto
      >watch what Americans order
      >Literally just order piles of fries which they eat with their fingers(and diet coke)
      What the fuck is wrong with these "people"?

  68. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Been in Manila for 5 days now.
    I honestly expected something much worse from posts here, but I kinda like it. Chaotic, and gritty, but not as dirty and poor as I was told. Traffic sucks ass but the motorcycle taxis are ebin and gets you around quickly for a dollar. Interesting vernacular, informal architecture, cool business districts around, jeepneys and tricycles have an interesting vibe. Nightlife was also great.
    Foods a bit expensive but I give it my approval.
    I think Bankok is overall superior, but I could see myself working here.
    Going to Cebu City tomorrow, what can I expect?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can expect teen pushy that will make you question who you are, Phil.

  69. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck, Marry, Kill, Ignore

  70. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Update on the virgin sister situation.

    She was painfully retarded + helpless, while being simultaneously a cocktease + dickshy. She wanted to naked cuddle in bed with me and make out, but wouldn't touch my cock and insisted that we had to be married first. Literally crawling all over me and molesting every bit of me, but never touching my cock, and not letting me feel her pussy. It was like she was playing a game, but withdrew from any move I made or tried to help her make. Infuriating after I realized she wasn't just playing around, but literally scared of the cock. Felt like she had been molested when she was really young or something, like something was actually wrong with her brain. I've been with a lot of chicks, even inexperienced ones, but even they were at least interested in touching and feeling and experimenting. Not this girl, she was just broken somehow and shut down the second things got past a certain point, despite tongue kissing and being felt up.

    I almost raped her, but stopped just short because everyone in her family knows where I live. I'm telling you bros, it was the closest I have ever felt in my life to simply forcing a woman.

    On the bright side, 4 days of not being able to jerk off in peace while being teased by a virginal nymph resulted in me creating what I think was the biggest and most satisfying nut of my life and blowing it into my favorite whore when she got back from her province. Her look of amazement at the size of the load I dropped in her was almost worth the entire ordeal. Almost, but not quite.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she was just broken somehow and shut down the second things got past a certain point
      >Felt like she had been molested
      when in rome bro

  71. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good! The only people who travel to the Philippines are ugly pedophile degenerates who should be exterminated

  72. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want sex with lots of pinays

  73. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just married a Filipina. What am I in for?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sex with her sister

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