>You get EU passport

>You get EU passport
Which country do you move to?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i stay
    moving is a pain in the ass
    i dont want to learn another language
    i can tolerate the shitty weather and shitty food here

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ireland

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I use it to Enter Japan.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i moved here and theres no fricking way i move from here lol
    this is fricking paradise

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where did you come from?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where did you go?
        Where did you come from, Cotton-Eyed Joe?
        If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eyed Joe
        I'd been married long time ago

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        hungary

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn't it difficult for you to learn a new language?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            no, its very similar to english
            the dialects, they can go to hell

            Did you consider other places?

            i lived in sweden for a year, but gf is norwegian so we moved "home"

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the dialects, they can go to hell
              If it makes you feel better, that was the common consensus in my 99% white norwegian school growing up too.
              I actually kinda like that they exist now though it's like some nice extra flavor in random people you sometimes meet, just hated having to learn nynorsk.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                i live in nynorsk county plus a bunch of norwegian "immigrants" with dialects from bergen trondheim plus the immigrants trying to speak the dialects, horrid
                just speak bokmal goddamnit
                my coworker cant understand his wife if she speaks to him in dialect

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Small correction, bokmål and nynorsk are not spoken languages, they are only written. Technically someone speaking a dialect should write fully nynorsk without any changes for it to be "correct" and "professional", but of course if someone says e or æ that's what they're gonna type in an informal setting too.
                I grew up west of Oslo, that's about as close to "speaking bokmål" as it gets.
                I struggly with dialects sometimes, but it's not that difficult I just need slightly more time to process what was said. You get practice and it gets easier. I actually love immigrants with common norwegian dialects, that's assimilation level 100 and a lot better than kebabnorsk oslo tards acting gangster.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                sometimes we get ppl visiting us from oslo, they are always refreshing because its easy to understand them
                this is very very very strange for me because hungarian is fully and completely standardized, only really low class status or minor communities speak dialects, but they speak normal hungarian outside their social circle
                i need zero time to process what any hungarian says, we actually make fun of ppl with dialects, speaking proper hungarian is important

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Norway cares about local dialects because of the history of Danish imposing a foreign language as their prestige language instead of there being a prestige dialect of Norwegian.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                we had 3 different conquerors impose their languages on us, dialects wont help you survive them, quite the opposite, you need a unified language that everyone can understand under any circumstance, it gives a sense of unity

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                > 3 different conquerors

                Danes, Swedes, and...Nazis?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                We never imposed swedish on norwegians we can already understand eachother with slight difficulty mostly on out side of the deal

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >bokmål and nynorsk
                This shit still makes no sense to me. How can Norwegian be one language but also be two languages at the same time?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bokmal is Danish

                Nynorsk is a standardized version of some native Norwegian dialects

                They are, in practice, two different but related languages.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                This seems like it would be quite difficult for a learner. You would have to constantly be checking to make sure what you're reading/listening to is the dialect you want to learn. That said, I hear it's a relatively easy language for native English speakers to learn.

                >Proof

                ?si=NSaFhuIXAD06IAIy

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >This seems like it would be quite difficult for a learner. You would have to constantly be checking to make sure what you're reading/listening to is the dialect you want to learn
                99% of everything you find will be in bokmål.

                So it's just a written thing then?

                Yes. It's literally only a written language. See

                Small correction, bokmål and nynorsk are not spoken languages, they are only written. Technically someone speaking a dialect should write fully nynorsk without any changes for it to be "correct" and "professional", but of course if someone says e or æ that's what they're gonna type in an informal setting too.
                I grew up west of Oslo, that's about as close to "speaking bokmål" as it gets.
                I struggly with dialects sometimes, but it's not that difficult I just need slightly more time to process what was said. You get practice and it gets easier. I actually love immigrants with common norwegian dialects, that's assimilation level 100 and a lot better than kebabnorsk oslo tards acting gangster.

                It's not complicated. You just tell yourself: I'm going to learn bokmål, and then you ignore everything else. Once you know bokmål you could consider nynorsk too which I'd recommend to anyone planning to live west/north simply because it will help you blend in if you can also write in nynorsk, but you don't need to.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Interesting! If you have the time definitely check out that linked video in

                This seems like it would be quite difficult for a learner. You would have to constantly be checking to make sure what you're reading/listening to is the dialect you want to learn. That said, I hear it's a relatively easy language for native English speakers to learn.

                >Proof

                ?si=NSaFhuIXAD06IAIy

                I'm curious how a native speaker might judge his ability.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I actually just finished watching it.
                He sounds almost completely native. I think his Ls sometimes sound slightly off when he is saying things like "like" "skole" "dollar", but it's only because I was actively listening to judge his ability.
                He made a few minor grammatical errors, but honestly natives do that too sometimes if they are thinking while talking.

                I rate 9/10. If I was told he was Norwegian I would not even think about it. If he lives here a few more years it will probably go up to 10/10 from practice and listening to other norwegians speaking and comparing it to hs own.

                I live right south if there. Its a disgusting shithole that looks straight out of haiti. This hellscape country should be nuked into oblivion. Theres no culture, no nature nothing.
                I wish i could emigrate to asia or america.

                French people really seem to hate france. Never talked to a frenchman who spoke positively of his home country. It's sad 🙁
                You have a beautiful language for a foreign listener though.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It really is incredible how good one can get at another European language provided your native language is also European.

                I have showed my Japanese friends the best of the best Japanese-speaking westerners. Seems like people can get pretty close to perfect in terms of grammar and word choice, and VERY close in terms of accent, but a slight mispronunciation always gives them away.

                Contrast that the English-speaking world, I have heard many Scandinavians that speak English as if they were born and raised in California.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I learned most of my English by playing MMOs and looking up words and asking family for help with sentences and asking what the things other people said means to communicate as a kid, and books as well a bit later.
                I picked it up so fast and so easy that I never had to put in any effort in school and other kids were suspicious of me so I lied and said I had a private tutor because it was embarassing to be better.
                I'm currently learning Japanese, it's a whole different ballgame.
                I don't expect to ever sound 100% native with zero tells, but that's okay. I sure won't look native either way and I think most Japanese people will be very happy if I speak somewhat fluently even if it's a bit off.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                At this point, some Europeans who grew up with the internet might as well be considered native English speakers.

                Good luck with your Japanese studies!

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >French people really seem to hate france. Never talked to a frenchman who spoke positively of his home country. It's sad 🙁
                Frogs are inherently contrarian whiners. It’s in their nature to complain and to be dissatisfied with everything.

                Pierre here malds when he sees a few Pierres (African) in his literal paradise alps village.
                Picrel, a stark view of the French hellscape he describes.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Im not this self hater homosexual but some of us are bitter BECAUSE we love France.
                We're sad because France was an awesome country with great cultures, food, music, people, History etc etc we let all of that vanish.
                I left Paris for la Vendée and it's better sure but for how long.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                IIRC 80%+ of materials are bokmal

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's like if Texan and Californian were written languages.
                It's almost the same, who cares if some people write ikke and some people write ikkje? A few minor changes in how nouns and verbs are written at the end of the word, but it's basically the same vocabulary. If you can read nynorsk you can read bokmål. If you can read bokmål you can read nynorsk.

                Shhh, don't tell him.
                Otherwise you'll end up with a Finnish neighbor.

                I like Finns though.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                So it's just a written thing then?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                They’re moronic anon, just file it under that.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                said the guy who dont even have a language

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Every computer has English (United States) and English (United Kingdom).
                It may be the exact same shit except one guy says colour instead of color, but that's not very different from bokmål and nynorsk... Hmm... I think I just argued against myself.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Whether or not you meant it, that was very helpful.

                It's just a little weird because both belong to the same country.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                usa doesnt have an offical language dumbass. you can go there and speak kven if you want none can demand anything off you. american schizos love to say
                >this is usa speak american
                yet they cant define american.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                bokmål and nynorsk are written languages and not dialects/spoken languages

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >no, its very similar to english

              Most English boat words are borrowed from Western Norse (=old Norwegian)

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did you consider other places?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          We’re you able to make friends as an immigrant?

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nowhere. All of shitrope is absolute garbage especially eu member states.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >~~*Luxembourg*~~
      Stop shitposting from the Illuminati work pc

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      bass du behënert?

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poland the country of the future

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Switzerland isn't an option...

    Probably France, since I speak French. I'd move to Lyon.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poland the country of the future

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's Chongqing

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >there's actually a city in china named chingchong

        My sides

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's racist.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's a funny way to spell Romania

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    poland EASY
    kocham polskę! chcę mieszkać w polsce!

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Southeastern France. Somewhere between Lyon/Marseille and the border would be Nice.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Switzerland isn't an option...

      Probably France, since I speak French. I'd move to Lyon.

      Fr*ncistan is arguably the worst and ugliest shithole in the west rn.

      >~~*Luxembourg*~~
      Stop shitposting from the Illuminati work pc

      All of the shitropean union sucks. Its a poor shithole devoid of nature. I wish i was american or australian instead.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >australian
        Aussies have free movement with New Zealand too. I hate spiders but Australia otherwise would be a great choice.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You have free movement anywher ein the us, its territories, its associated states and can move to asia and teach english in a heartbeat.
          Meanwhile i can only stay withing the shitropean union. You do not suffer.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Fr*ncistan is arguably the worst and ugliest shithole in the west rn.

        You live in a literal noncountry.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          He is right though, this place is basically congo with snow.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its ugly af and filled with africans like the rest of this failed state.
      t.lives in a village somewhere on your map

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What about the Hautes-Alpes? Are they still pure?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I live right south if there. Its a disgusting shithole that looks straight out of haiti. This hellscape country should be nuked into oblivion. Theres no culture, no nature nothing.
          I wish i could emigrate to asia or america.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            You would get so much action from American b***hes with that French accent

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              No i wouldnt. I have been to the US for like 2 months or so already.

              I actually just finished watching it.
              He sounds almost completely native. I think his Ls sometimes sound slightly off when he is saying things like "like" "skole" "dollar", but it's only because I was actively listening to judge his ability.
              He made a few minor grammatical errors, but honestly natives do that too sometimes if they are thinking while talking.

              I rate 9/10. If I was told he was Norwegian I would not even think about it. If he lives here a few more years it will probably go up to 10/10 from practice and listening to other norwegians speaking and comparing it to hs own.

              [...]
              French people really seem to hate france. Never talked to a frenchman who spoke positively of his home country. It's sad 🙁
              You have a beautiful language for a foreign listener though.

              If eveyone agrees on how shit this country is then maybe that must be true. This language is arguably the most useless and gayest sounding on the planet. I have used german and italian way more in my work than french.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lmao

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You too, Nigel.
                Literally dating on easy mode.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Except that he's right though the british accent is infinitely more attractive to women than homosexual frog throat garggling

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                American ladies cream for French accents.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >on a 1000 people
                >not even half like homosexual french accent
                Thanks for proving my point.
                I wish i was a native english speaker and not a surrender monkey. At least i wouldnt have this shit accent and live in an african trashcan country.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe Quebecois like a real Fr*nch accent.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Quebec is canadian so british

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is no general EU passport that gives you the right to live in any country you want.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      But every eu passport exactly are like that dummy

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, they're not. You get to stay 3 months in any country you want but you don't have any right to just go and permanently stay in a country of your choosing.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong, its extemely easy to move between eu countries, basically one of the most important rights for eu citizens. Ofcourse you have to register yourself to local authorities if you decide to stay and actually move in.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon..?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shhh, don't tell him.
        Otherwise you'll end up with a Finnish neighbor.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Europeans have the right to travel and live anywhere in the EU
    >no permission slip or visa needed
    You literally cannot suffer in europe

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have the right to travel and live anywhere in the US.
      Arguably it's not quite the same since we have way more differences in terms of culture, but you guys have a fair bit of culture too.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Be american
      >can move anywhere in the US and enjoy paradise places with the best scenery, wilderness, hunting, fishing on earth and highest wages like florida, washington, hawaii and so on
      Meanwhile
      >live in the shitropean union
      >can only go to misreable depressing shitholes without nature or anything worth it like fr*nce, lithuania or grimxemburg
      Americans cant suffer

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hawaii
        Lmao. One of the most expensive places to live in the entire world. You might be “allowed” to move there, but you can’t just go. Not unless you want to live in a tent on the side of the road, that is.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bulgaria, I've never been and I'd be exotic there

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    USA

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any little French or Spanish colony island, that has nice weather and innocent native women?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tahiti

      But all the native women are fat

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its an overpriced tourist trap for honeymoons. Also they will be independant ina few years along with the rest of the territories + corsica abd maybe elsass or brittany

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not here. Noone is allowed to move there except oligarchs and high ranking civil servants. The islands are expensive, deforested and the natives hate our guts and all want independance.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spain because that's where most of my ancestry is from and I speak the language.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Monaco, and become a high roller casino gambler and live my life like a James Bond movie (in this reality I’m assuming I’m smart and women actually enjoy being near me).

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spain

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    To the Vatican City, ofc

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nowhere

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can go travel to any country in schengen
    >never left my region
    i don't know why

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Money.
      Free Time.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finland or Sweden, whichever one is ruled less by israelites.

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Italy

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Switzerland.

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spain since I at least have a little Spanish education

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    nowhere because I can't handle anxiety of being an outsider who will never properly learn the local language
    frick europe

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm about to get my Romanian passport. Have no plans to move to the EU tho

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I like beer
    >I like food
    >I like bantz and humour
    >I like travelling.

    Germany. Easy access to everywhere. Germans are friendly. Lots of job opportunities. Engkish is widely understood.

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I already have one.
    I would live in Germany because I have family there.

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse and I stay here

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    croatia spain france are the three possible options for any sane person
    vgh....

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Berlin sounds fun
    Germans there aren't as xenophobic

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Norway but they are not in EU, how tf does that work?

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