Munich for a week

Work is sending me to Munich for 5-6 days in late November. A few. Questions:
>what should I do?
>how can I mooch (expense$) the most value
>where should I stay/ what should I eat and drink?
>are they any places nearby with visiting?
>what airlines are good to fly from North America (Canadian or American) I get to fly premium economy.
I’m not a coomer like most of sighsee I have a wife, so I don’t need German brothels or anything. I know Christmas markets will be happening, any suggestions? Any Anons open for a meetup?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What airlines are good to fly from North America (Canadian or American)
    Try to get a codeshare flight operated by one of the European Flag carriers, you'll get the better service while still flying an "American" airline.
    Avoid Air France because CDG is a mess.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks anon, what flag carriers are good?

      >>are they any places nearby with visiting?
      You can do day trips to Augsburg or other small cities in the area.
      Some of the lakes in the South of Munich can be nice, although November is the shittiest month for outdoor activities already cold but not proper winter yet.
      You can got for a weekend in one of the resort towns like Bad Tölz, Bad Endorf, etc.
      It's a bit far, but Lake Constance is nice, if you're staying there overnight you can even take a short peek at Switzerland and Austria!

      Is Salzburg any good?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Salzburg is nice, doable as day trip if you take the train and leave early and come back late.
        As for airlines, since 2020 things have changed so just take a look at recent airline ratings and pick the airline that suits you the best (comfort, transfer airport, food, etc.).

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>are they any places nearby with visiting?
    You can do day trips to Augsburg or other small cities in the area.
    Some of the lakes in the South of Munich can be nice, although November is the shittiest month for outdoor activities already cold but not proper winter yet.
    You can got for a weekend in one of the resort towns like Bad Tölz, Bad Endorf, etc.
    It's a bit far, but Lake Constance is nice, if you're staying there overnight you can even take a short peek at Switzerland and Austria!

  3. 2 months ago
    YOU'RE the winner

    Yeah bro totally go get pussy you're big white man in poor land.

    Pussy everywhere. You are such a winner here you will get all the pussy you want.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>are they any places nearby with visiting?
    no. none at all

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek Germany is really an American colony they even recreated the Disneyworld castle there after WW2 to stimulate tourism, that poster in the other thread about the Disneyfication of the world was right

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's a hand painted Mickey mouse mural on the roof of the Disney castle.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Neuschwanstein is an underwhelming fake and literally gay 19th century castle that is not worth visiting. There are thousands of castles in Germany that are authentic and better

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was going to recommend this classic about 2 hours away by car. But when I loaded up Google Maps just now... holy fucking shit. Which one of you guys did this?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They did it to themselves because they were tired of having their sign stolen.
      You should go there and steal their sign just to spite them and to enhance your spurdo collection.
      You should also eat at the local Asian restaurant and post photos.

      https://i.imgur.com/EUm9fXm.jpg

      >>are they any places nearby with visiting?
      no. none at all

      Totally forgot about Neuschwanstein, definitely worth a visit, especially if the weather is nice.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Look again. "Fugging" and the "Bing Ling Ting Ling" restaurant. And the sign was bolted down tight years ago, it already was when I visited it. I wonder how /int/ or someone else managed to troll Google maps like that.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, Fucking changed to Fugging in January 2021, you can read about it in the local (and some international press).
          The Bing Ling Ting Ling restaurant seems like an obvious troll though, it's not on OpenStreetMap and there isn't much there besides the Fucking School (now Fugging School) and a couple of residential houses.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      joke place name but the area is fugging gorgeous

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's considered gorgeous in Germany? Yikes and that's going in my cringe folder

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Austria. And he is obviously trying to run with the Fucking joke.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The worst part is that Fugging is closer to the historical roots of the town name, but they SWEAR this is gonna stop people from stealing their sign.
      Gotta spread the news to ylilauta and the rest of 4chinz.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The sign has been bolted down for years, when it was still called Fucking.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          People still fucked around with it, annoying the local population.
          Ylilauta should charter a bus from Helsinki and stay for a week, maybe they'll change the name back Fucking after that.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You seem to lack resolve, anon.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I know Christmas markets will be happening
    LMFAO. No they won't. The will be shut down again due to "COVID" but really it'll be to stop locals from having protests since the heat will be nonexistent and electricity prices will be 500% more than what they are now.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't shut them down last year, they just fenced them off to keep the healthy out.
      There is a 50/50 chance that they will do that again because they will need to distract from their terrible energy policies.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you know something we don't? Or are you just shitting out your daily dose of 4chan doomporn you always overdose on?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's just using the data from 2020 and 2021 along with current events and legislation to make an educated guess?
        It's not unlikely that events like Christmas markets will be limited in Germany this winter and that the energy situation will be the cause of protests.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >educated guess
          So hysterical doomporn fantasies.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's what people propagate as "science" nowadays, after all there are no unvaccinated people left in Germany - they all have died until the end of this March according to the prediction of the Federal Health Minister Prof. Dr. Karl Lauterbach (currently infected and pounding Paxlovid despite two boosters this year) last autumn.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hysterical 4chanturd doomporn fantasies are just that, fantasies for them to jerk off to. They have as much to do with science as incel blackpill "science".

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                When's the last time you were outside without a phone?
                Your obsession with 4chan isn't healthy, you need to take a break and touch grass.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's what people propagate as "science" nowadays, after all there are no unvaccinated people left in Germany - they all have died until the end of this March according to the prediction of the Federal Health Minister Prof. Dr. Karl Lauterbach (currently infected and pounding Paxlovid despite two boosters this year) last autumn.

                i'd say being obsessed with either 4chan 4chan 4chan or vaxx vaxx vaxx is pretty bad dudes
                how about you fuck off back to whatever subreddit you came from, and spare me the "no bro ackshually it's important to discuss this because (wall of cope to justify your monothematic brain)"

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly, let the vaxxies die off in peace, they will be gone soon enough an no amount of science will convince them or save them

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just take your hysterical antivax cultist fears elsewhere, we talk about travel here, not basement dwelling virgin NEET fantasies.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm on year 2 of vax still waiting for these blood clots to hit...

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm on year 3 of the biggest pandemic and I am still waiting for people to collapse on the streets like we were promised.
                I only see some soccer players collapsing during games but it's not the same

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                don't forget SADS.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                SADs is a good thing because it only affects globohomo loving sheeple. Less people crowding the nice tourist areas

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hysterical 4chanturd doomporn fantasies are just that, fantasies for them to jerk off to. They have as much to do with science as incel blackpill "science".

                Seeing as they already fucking announced COVID restrictions from Oct-April in Germany, I'd say you should fuck off

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                No they did not. Only the possibility and only at borders. Why do you keep repeating this lie over and over again? Because you want it to become true? Are you so bitter everyone else is traveling and enjoying life that your envy makes you want them to become as miserable as you?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why do you keep repeating this lie over and over again?
                https://www.dw.com/de/mehr-masken-und-neue-corona-regeln-ab-oktober/a-62697813

                Maybe because I can fucking read?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                No you can't. That does not say what you did. But you know this of course, and only want to tell lies on the internet to try to make people as miserable as you are.

                Better pack some warm clothes and some books to read, as there will be no place heated to above 19°C and electricity will be rationed.

                This.

                Samefagging won't make your lies come any more true. You obviously have nothing of value to contribute so go rage about diseased whores elsewhere.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Keep the denial when you're lining up for the 5th shot to go anywhere inside this November.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >That does not say what you did.
                Reminder that I said "

                [...]
                Seeing as they already fucking announced COVID restrictions from Oct-April in Germany, I'd say you should fuck off

                " and then linked an article stating just that. Masks indoors and on public transportation are COVID restrictions fucking retard. Or is your dumb idiotbrain defaulting to "sure masks are normal now, lmao". And that's only the start.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better pack some warm clothes and some books to read, as there will be no place heated to above 19°C and electricity will be rationed.

      This.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apocalypse aside, any tips on enjoying Munich?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one is dumb enough to go to munich

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eat at St Augustin biergarten if the weather is nice. Be sure to have apple pie as dessert.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I live in Munich and would be up for meeting, if you are still looking

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Op here. I’m still looking! I saw in another thread that apparently there’s a bunch of anons in Munich.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Any suggestions how we can meet? I do not really feel comfortable exposing my contact informations on sighsee

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why don't we just meet in the English Garden? If you look like chud freaks I'll it keep walking and you'll never know which one was me.
          Please have;
          >normal color hair.
          >normal clothes
          >normal smell (no body oder)
          also:
          >bring beer or wine, I'll bring some too
          >bring cheese or meat for a picknig (I'll bring some too)

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Throwaway emails always work.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is what I’ve seen anons do before.

            Why don't we just meet in the English Garden? If you look like chud freaks I'll it keep walking and you'll never know which one was me.
            Please have;
            >normal color hair.
            >normal clothes
            >normal smell (no body oder)
            also:
            >bring beer or wine, I'll bring some too
            >bring cheese or meat for a picknig (I'll bring some too)

            Sounds like a decent plan. I am none of those things.
            When I was in Switzerland I gained an appreciation for Schnupftabak. Are there any legal or cultural restrictions on where/ when it’s acceptable to partake in it? When I brought some back to Canada everyone thought I was using cocaine or heroin.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Are there any legal or cultural restrictions on where/ when it’s acceptable to partake in it?
              I doubt it, but then again I've never seen anyone do it outside of a village party.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is it considered more of an old persons thing?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                More of a lower layer of native society.
                Old people may smoke pipes, Arabs/Turks are into shisha.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just cannot into the idea of snuff? How does tobacco up the nose even work? It's non soluble. Are you blowing coffee grounds out of your nose for hours?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I like a little bit when I’m drinking. Helps clear the mind. The rest you just blow out your nose with a handkerchief.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do they not have snuff in the US any more? They had it when I was growing up in the 1970s

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Since you will be "working" for only 5-6 days, I’d recommend not doing a day trip especially to Salzburg. That is going to eat a lot of your time. If you have a day off just stick to Munich. There is plenty there.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’ll probably arrive on a Saturday “to adjust to the time zone” so that leaves me with a whole Sunday. I can also stay a few days later I just have to pay for my own expenses aside from the flight.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you have the time I would definitely extend your stay and explore the region.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’ve spent a bunch of time in southern Switzerland, how different are the other parts of the region? I like the idea of Salzburg. Is Frankfurt any good?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Southern Switzerland is different from Northern Switzerland which in turn is different from Western Switzerland.
            Switzerland is a bit far for a day trip though unless you spend a night at the shores of Lake Constance.
            I haven't heard of Frankfurt being a tourist city, it's more of a business place but I may be misinformed.
            Definitely go to Salzburg if you want, take an early train, spend the night and take a late train back and it will feel like you spent two full days there.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Frankfurt is shit, unless you're a mask cuck.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Frankfurt is pretty shitty overall, except a number of good restaurants, and great brothels. But you already mentioned that's not your thing. Close to Frankfurt is Heidelberg though, that's definitely worth a visit.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me on the right

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    that German Aryan slut is built for Russian cock

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    will I meet trad blonde babes ready for marriage, if I visit during Oktoberfest?

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